It was a well known fact The Joker’s girlfriend left him with four young children and disappeared. It was also known that his ex stepped up and took care of them even if she didn’t have to. The King of Gotham might have lost his woman, but he never lost his Queen.
had no idea why The Joker kept on getting her pregnant; she definitely didn’t
like to take care of their children nor had any interest in them. But it was
none of your business so you kept your mouth shut. J wanted you to continue to
work for him and you had no objections: he trusted his ex and you loved what
you were doing so it was fine.
were always fighting and his girlfriend disappeared for days and sometimes even
weeks without a phone call or text. The Joker would ask you to babysit Kase while
he searched for Anya; the baby was adorable and you didn’t mind.
when she was home, you still had to keep an eye on the little one because that
woman would simply neglect to change or feed him. J would snap and they would
get in such heated arguments you were surprised they didn’t kill each other
The King of Gotham was the one realizing
his kid was lacking the proper nurture, you clearly don’t have too much going
on in the motherhood department.
broke your heart when you would go over to the penthouse and find Kase crying
in his crib, hungry and really needing his diaper changed. J was gone with
business and she would wonder off God knows where as soon as you stepped
great, you’re here!” Anya would roll her eyes and sneaked out, leaving without
any other explanation.
buddy, don’t cry. I’m here now,” you used to comfort him and the baby would
stop crying as soon as he was changed and fed. Kase sure got a lot of kisses
and snuggles since you felt sorry for the poor tiny soul. I mean, what fault
did an innocent child had in any of it? None. Absolutely none.
month after giving birth to the twin boys, Anya was nowhere to be found: three
small beings left at their absent mother’s mercy. This time, J didn’t have to
ask you to get involved: you offered and he didn’t object. It was exhausting to
tend to a toddler and two newborns but you had all the supplies you needed plus
help whenever required.
Joker searched for his woman like crazy and finally found her in Los Angeles
and brought her home again. At that point, you were basically staying at the
penthouse, raising kids that weren’t yours yet you couldn’t help it. You were
attached to them and had the feeling they would end up dead without somebody to
care for them.
is she here, hm?” you would hear Anya shout in the middle of the night, the
argument escalating with alarming velocity. “Are you fucking her again?”
not fucking her !!!” he would yell back and it was true. “My ex-girlfriend is
here taking care of our children because you don’t !!”
don’t you take care of them? I didn’t get pregnant on my own now, did I?!”
were sleeping upstairs in the same bedroom with the twins and had to close the
door in order not to hear anything anymore. Thank goodness Zane and Aiden were
actually pretty good babies, didn’t wake up very often and noise didn’t seem to
it pissed you off she was such an ungrateful person! Anya had no idea how many
dates you canceled in order to be a surrogate mother to her kids. Your
boyfriend lost his patience and dumped you simply because you couldn’t abandon
your self-imposed maternal duties.
You and Frost were in charge of J’s
security, but you found yourself in charge of his offsprings also. And the bitch was getting on your nerves with her
irresponsible and entitled behavior.
she got pregnant the third time, you got mad. Another kid ??!! Because, you
know, things were so great with the first 3!!
was born on a Sunday and Anya vanished two weeks after having her. You were the
one that find the note on the kitchen table: “Don’t try to find me, I’m not
coming back. Keep the kids.”
Joker had a terrible fit but didn’t pursuit the idea of going after her, which
surprised you in a way. Who knows what was going on in his mind; you didn’t
bring up the sensitive subject and J didn’t elaborate more than a few sentences
Clown Prince of Crime definitely wasn’t the
epitome of fatherhood, but he made sure the babies had everything they needed.
This desire was mostly coming only from his strong sense of possessiveness: he
just knew that they belonged to him and that was it. Besides that, J was
completely lost and unable to show anything but very basic emotions, if you could even call them that.
you are away, the little ones miss you. You just came back after a 5 days trip
to New York so the kids follow you around the penthouse like ducklings, wanting
attention: a four year old and two year old twins. You are holding the seven
month old Mia in your arms and the boys clench to your long dress, stumbling into
each other, but not wanting to let go.
Kase whines, jealous his sister is getting kisses.
kiss !” Zane pulls on your gown and you have to stop and get down on your knees.
wants kisses?” you smile, letting Mia crawl on the carpet while the boys pucker
their lips, impatiently waiting. You snatch all of them in your arms and
randomly start kissing them in a frenzy while they giggle, ticklish.
Joker mutters something on the couch, watching TV. You have an idea about what
he might be: he probably made a comment again about the children calling you
mommy. You told them to stop calling you that, but they continue to do it.
After all, you are the only woman constantly around, taking care of them.
he bitterly answers.
you even hold them while I was gone?!” you sigh, having a feeling he didn’t
since they are so clingy.
was busy,” he grumbles, scratching his Batsy tattoo.
don’t seem busy now,” you get up, taking Kase’s hand and leading him to his
father.”Here,” you help the young boy sit in J’s lap and wrap his arms around
King of Gotham is not very excited about your move; still he takes a deep
breath and asks:
going on, kid?”
eyes get big; he just couldn’t wait for his parent to show some interest in him.
The boy starts talking up a storm, something about Legos and his toys. The
Joker tries to understand every single word but some are mispronounced and he
kind of gets the point, but not entirely.
he nods his head and the boy rambles on, excited, playing with J’s gold chains.“A-ha,
“ he agrees again, intrigued.
daddy?” the question pops up and The Clown Prince of Crime takes the easy way
daddy!” and J gets a kiss on the left cheek, then Kase jumps off his lap,
running around the living room, screaming and making airplane noises.
what did I just agree to?” a very confused Joker needs to know.
toys, especially Legos,” you bring to his knowledge, urging the twins to follow
you and you place them on J’s knees.
great, because they don’t have enough!” This time he holds them while they
bounce their legs, enthusiastic, bickering about who should get more of their
don’t slap your brother! How many times did I tell you not to hit each other?
If you do that again, you’ll be in trouble!!! Don’t make me repeat myself! J ??
Are you just going to sit there and not react?!!” you scold, picking up Mia since
she crawled back you your feet again.
think we’re in trouble,” The Joker whispers, rolling his eyes. “Stop fighting I
guess,” he enunciates without any trace of enthusiasm. The kids chuckle,
pushing one another and cuddling to J’s chest in the process.
chubby,” the little girl gets a few kisses on her rosy cheeks and she babbles,
yawning. “Are you sleepy? I guess it’s time for your nap, hm? Hey J, did the
he answers, bored and you go to the kitchen, prepare some formula and bring the
Princess back. You signal the twins to go play and you place Mia in The Joker’s
arms, handing him the bottle.
feed your daughter.”
scoffs, not thrilled but does it anyway.
don’t put that in your mouth!” you rush to take the shoe from him and he yells,
running to his brothers, taking refuge with everyone under J’s purple coat.
They all hide, whispering and thinking that if they can’t see you, you can’t
see them either.
you mumble, letting them be for the moment and open the pantry in the hallway.
“J ?” you get annoyed, “why do we still have a bunch of baby food with carrots
and peas? You know Mia doesn’t like it, I told you to throw it away!”
forgot, woman! Give me a break !” he huffs, quite immersed into his current
task. The little girl’s eyes wonder off, searching for you and stops sucking
from the bottle until she sees you, then begins eating again.
whining is heard from under the purple coat,” Zane bit me!”
bite your brother!” you raise your voice and there is fighting going on and
Aiden pinched me!”
laughter and more quarrel.
pinch your brother!” you admonish, taking Mia away from The Joker since she’s
fussing and refuses the bottle. “Come on, nap time for everybody!”
boys emerge from under the jacket, tossing it on the floor and trampling on it,
while their father gasps:
my favorite coat!!!!”
ice cream?” Zane follows you and you don’t have time to reply because J
calling her mommy!! She’s not your mother!”
It feels like a slap in the face.
You abruptly stop and the boys bump into you.
You turn towards The Joker, your blood boiling with indignation.
didn’t teach them to call me that and you know it ! I told them to stop and they
won’t ! What do you want me to do, hm?! Glue their lips so they won’t talk?! I
know I’m not their mother, you don’t have to remind me!”
has some elaborated comeback but he doesn’t get the chance to continue because
you literally burst out.
you think it’s easy for me to take care of children you had with another
woman?! Do you remember what you told me when we were together and I brought up
the subject of having kids? You told me you don’t want any!!!! And then you met
Anya and you had four !! Which means that you just didn’t want to have children
WITH ME in particular ! Do you know how much that hurt?! But I stepped on my
pride and raised them for the last four years because I realize they have
absolutely no blame in this circus! You don’t like it they call me mommy??!
Then bring back that trash-excuse-of-a-girlfriend and make her take care of
boys shove themselves into you, startled and Mia whimpers, uneasy. You start
walking again and J is speechless.
the hell was that, Y/N?!” he shouts and you can’t let it go so you extend your
tirade. He’s really getting on your
all these years, did you ever thank me for everything I do?! Not even once!!!! And
don’t think I’m not aware you sabotage my dates! I know you are saying things
to the guys I like, don’t try to deny it!!!!” and you stump up the stairs, get
everyone in the twins’ bedroom and slam the door shut.
takes deep breaths, staring at the ceiling, talking to himself and nothing
sounds nice. A few minutes pass and he decides to go after you and barges into
the bedroom without knocking. Mia is almost asleep on top of you and the boys
are gathered around your body, ready to doze off. They pout, frowning at their
father: all they know is daddy said something that upset mommy. You truly look
like Mother Hen with little chicks to shelter from the world.
yourself an army with my kids, hm?” J sucks on his teeth and the boys give him
mean glares. You reach to kiss the top of their heads, ignoring his remark. “I
have a date tonight so I need you to babysit. I hate it when I have to bring
others to watch them.”
I don’t care. I missed them anyway,” you grumble, getting comfortable; might as
well take a nap also.
done deal,” The Joker lingers in the doorway, debating on a simple idea that
came to him while he was downstairs.
enter the kitchen and notice the table full of boxes: Chinese food delivery
from your favorite restaurant. J is already at the table, sitting on a chair
and apparently waiting for you to show up.
you look dashing,” you make an effort to start the conversation since you are
still mad at him.
always look dashing,” he scoffs, pushing a chair towards you with his foot.
hesitate and he insists:
Great, you will have to listen to him
lecture you now. You do as asked,
keeping your composure.
8pm, aren’t you going?” you tap your fingers on the table, smelling the
delicious food and it makes you hungry.
soon as the kids are tucked in and asleep,” he gives you a stupid reason,
pretending to give a damn.
are asleep, just changed Mia and placed her in the crib.”
J leans over the table and gives you chopsticks. “I ordered your favorites,”
and you seem a bit confused when he grabs a pair of chopsticks, opening a box
and calmly begins to eat.
you say you have a date?” you bring it up, wanting him to disappear so you can
relax and enjoy some quietness.
do,” he growls and your reaction is not a happy one when you realize what he
you strain to contain your displeased attitude.
up and eat !” he kicks your chair and you drop the piece of sushi you took a
bite from in your lap. “ You made me feel sorry for you since apparently you
are not interesting enough to keep a man,” he smirks, pleased he can elaborate
on his favorite subject.
right…” you stab your plate, poking a piece of fried calamari. “You’re
the one chasing them away.”
know you are!”
I don’t have to, Y/N. You’re just boring.”
exhale, aggravated, changing the subject.
news from The Queen?”
Anya randomly calls him from time to
is no Queen !” J’s eyes suddenly lose their glow, his voice getting husky. “In
order for a woman to be my Queen she has to earn my trust; you stopped being my girlfriend a long time ago, but you never stopped
being The Queen of Gotham.”
unexpected disclosure almost makes you choke. The Joker hears you sniffle and
sees the tears rolling down your cheeks.
need a binky? We have plenty lying around.”
you barely chew on your food, not wanting to cry.
did call while you were in New York,” J admits and you lift your gaze, interested.
”She said she wants Mia. Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!” he sarcastically laughs, “Like I’m going to engage into a custody
battle of some sorts with her? Our children don’t even legally exist ! You know
what else she said?”
getting worked up and you assume the worst.
said she wants Mia because she’s not mine! Can you believe that?!” he slams his
fist on the table and it makes you anxious.
No way! Of course she’s yours,” you wipe your watery eyes, the new revelation
making you alert again. “The children are all yours !”
surely don’t like the new twist on this night and leave your chair, going
around the table and cup his face, wishing to calm down the demons before they
at me,” and the blue eyes meet yours. “All four are yours. Don’t listen to her;
you know how she lies and manipulates things!”
you hear from upstairs. “Moommyyyyy!”
think Zane had a nightmare again. I’ll be back,” you caress his hair for a few
seconds then leave, insecurity already creeping up in his mind.
next day you are going out with Alex, one of J’s smugglers. He is picking you
up at the penthouse and hangs out with The Joker in the living room, waiting
for you to get ready.
J casually scrolls through his phone, smacking his lips.
the guy’s body stiffens, not knowing what to expect.
I hear that you upset Y/N in any way, besides the fact that she will break your
neck first, I will PERSONALLY make sure your body is never found again. Do we
understand each other?”
This is what J always tells to all the
guys you date: his way of being protective and he genuinely means it.
sir,” Alex nervously gulps, praying you’ll hurry up so he doesn’t have to be
around The Joker’s menacing presence anymore.
hour into your date and his cell rings. He picks up.
J, how are the kids?”
voice is heard in the background, cracking up about something.
kids are fine!” J snaps and hangs up.
How rude, you think, returning to your drink at the bar and
hour and a half pass, you call him again.
it’s me. How are the kids?”
fine woman; go back to your date! The guy is gonna dump you tomorrow and then
you’ll blame me again!” and he hangs up.
Jesus, what’s wrong with him? you crack your neck and go back to the table at the
more hours and another call. This time you don’t even get to say a word before
fine!!!!!!” and he hangs up.
Wow, so ungrateful, and you wave Alex to come over on the dance floor since
you really want to have fun.
soon as you get back to the penthouse in the early morning, you go upstairs to
check on the children. They are sleeping and you wonder where J went since he
is not in his room. You search around and don’t have to go too far: he’s on the
balcony. It’s snowing and the pale dawn makes Gotham sparkle under the heavy
back,” you announce and bundle up inside your coat; it’s chilly and windy. “Insomnia?”
you address him, noticing the dark circles under his eyes. He stares at the city
he owns, the tall buildings still lit. “Are you ok?” you touch his hands
resting on the railing and they are as cold as ice.
not mine…” J utters, frozen after being outside for hours.
you get closer to him to hear better because his lips barely moved.
is not mine,” he digs in his coat’s pocket, giving you a few papers and you
turn the pages, stunned: they contain paternity test results. It is a match for
the boys but no match for the little Princess.
did you do this?” you inquire, still in disbelief.
you were gone, after she told me. I wanted to make sure and I got the results
yesterday after you went on your date,” J sighs, a sharp ache clawing at his heart.
“She’s not mine…what am I supposed to do with her now?”
don’t like the question.
do you mean?”
is not my daughter. I obviously have no use for her; I don’t want her here,” The
Joker’s poisonous comment gives you goosebumps.
can you say that?! She’s just an innocent baby! It’s not her fault!”
“I don’t want her here!” he barks, lifting the collar of his furry coat.
I do!” you take action, scared of this new idea of his. “If you don’t want her,
I’ll take her! She’s my little girl,” you start crying, hoping to change the outcome
of his plans.
of the kids are yours!” he pushes you away and storms inside, leaving you petrified
on the terrace.
couldn’t sleep for a second so you spent the last three hours organizing
documents and ammo in the basement. You go up to the penthouse again, checking
to see if the children are awake. The boys are still dreaming, but when you
step inside Mia’s bedroom, her crib is empty and your hearts stops.
my God!” you immediately wake up from your sluggish state, frightened. “Love
bug? Where are you?” and you sweep the room – of course she’s not there.
legs are getting shaky as you go downstairs, desperate to find her.
Jaayy?” you call his name and surprisingly he answers from his office.
Mia?” you run around, panicking.
dropped her at the orphanage downtown, told you I don’t want her!” he snarls
from beyond the cracked door and you grab your car keys in a hurry, scared to
death. The Joker hears the elevator going down and comes out of the office,
holding Mia in his arms.
the hell did that crazy woman go?! It’s a blizzard out there!” J lifts her higher
on his hip and she baby talks, smiling so innocently he feels awkward and since
there is nobody around, he kisses her forehead repeatedly, squeezing her more
to his chest. “Oh, shit, you think she went downtown?!” he asks for the little
girl’s opinion like she understands him. “That crazy woman!” The Joker huffs, “She
completely lost her mind!”
wiggles in his arms, cooing and making cute sounds.
glad you agree,” J take his cell out of his pocket and dials your number but
the phone goes off on the coffee table: you left it there and he can’t reach
you. “Great!” he hums, dialing Frost’s number and his henchman picks up.
we have to drive downtown.”
was very hard to drive on the stormy weather, but you made it to the orphanage
and your heart stopped when you heard no child was abandoned there this morning.
Did he leave her outside in the cold snow and someone took her?! You circle the huge building several times,
bawling your eyes out because there is no trace of Mia. You even ask a few
people brave enough to walk in the tempest but no one saw anything.
don’t even know where to go; how could he do something like this? Discard such
a sweet angel like an unwanted object when you made it clear you would take
her. Where is she? Did she crawl somewhere and she is buried under the snow?!
these thoughts race through your mind as you make your way around the building
one more time, cold and tired but not giving up.
hear heavy steps behind you and The Joker’s voice echoes in the white stillness:
you looking for this?”
turn around and there she is: he is holding Mia, the baby bundled up in her
pink furry coat, wearing that adorable cat ears hat.
almost trip and fall in the snow, but get to him and snatch her from his grip,
distancing away as fast as you can.
little love bug,” you keep on kissing her, running towards your car, feverish
and anxious while her tiny hands clutch to your jacket.
are you doing?” you hear The Joker approaching and you walk faster.
taking her away!” you shout, struggling to find your car keys and he pulls on your
hood, slowing down your movement in order to catch up with you.
Where, to the penthouse?” J pants, not willing to chase after you again.
away from you where she will be safe! “
“What about the boys?” the problem arises and you become more nervous.
left her here in the cold?” you punch his shoulder, trying to pass him but he
walks in front of you.
you insane?! Of course I didn’t abandon her in the cold; she was in the office with
me!” The Joker growls, pissed.
a terrible person! I was so worried!” you begin to cry again and Mia winces, uncomfortable
in your tight hold.
have to go back; the storm is only getting worse. I am fucking freezing since I
had to leave the penthouse in a hurry wearing just my purple coat and a shirt,
looking for a crazy woman downtown Gotham in this snow storm!! Come on, we’ll
send for your car later. Frost is parked across the street,” he gestures,
pointing at the black van.
hesitate and J needs to bring out the mommy in you.
boys are probably up by now, wondering how come you’re not there to make them pancakes.
You want them to starve to death?!” he over exaggerates, flaring his arms
of course not,“ you mumble, following his steps, convinced nobody else on the
planet makes better breakfast than you.
hurry up, your kids are waiting!” he has an outburst of clarity while you
lean on him for balance, careful not to slip.
didn’t even realize he referred to his children as yours too, but this is probably
why your heart is beating faster. And
all you can think right now is what else you can cook for breakfast.
I think in all the brouhaha over puzzling or problematic things in Yuri on Ice fandom, you’re all missing the biggest one: that there are people – girls, even! – who think that Anya was wrong to dump Georgi
(Its 1am and i finally finished that oh boy) Happy birthday @anyapanda !! You’re my favorite cosplayer and youtube and an inspiration to me! I love you so much, keep doing what you do, it’s amazing. Enjoy your day! U deserve it ❤️
so this week is really special for me. i am meeting my best friend of four and a half years the very first time if you told year old me that would be getting on plane to finland own meet idiot probably never have believed xd but oona has become so important in life can imagine it without her idea amazing girl just brings tears too excited wanted make little something mark occasion although had totally change video plan these images were start everything. hope she enjoys hard work paid off :D
So I included flowers because of a mixture of my love for the flower language and also that when you sent this ask, there was lots of flower talk going on in the tag. I had a lot of trouble with this and I still kind of do? I hope you like it, nonetheless. It kind of got away from me, so there is that.
Corrin had a problem. Said
problem was entirely Ryoma and Xander’s fault, namely that they somehow managed
to be two of the most brilliant men that Corrin had the pleasure of knowing
while also managing to be two of the most aggravatingly oblivious. It was
obvious to almost everyone in the castle that the two at the very least liked
each other more than diplomacy called for (besides maybe Takumi and Leo, who
were often too busy trying to out-everything each other to be in denial over
their brothers’ mutual pining).