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Lewis knocks on Arthur's door with one hand nervously, his metal one holding a box. He was finally back from his trip so hopefully the blonde would be home....he brought presents after all!

“LE̳W͇̗̼̞̬̠̲IS̘͉̳͔!̪̲̭̙͉” Arthur smiled at him crookedly as the door was wrenched open, and he stood in the doorway with a hip cocked and a hand resting there. He winked. “J̞͎̪͉̳͎͔us̩̮̬t̲̦͚͚̜ ͕̪͓̹̪t̲̘͓̦̲h͍͔̲̤e̲̺̹̦ ̻̜̱̩͈̙m̥̥̞a͔̩̥̦̘̺n̪̮̠ ͈I̼͔̱ ̝̖w̬͔̪ͅa̖̭s ̙l̥o͓̪̳̲̹̭͖o͓͙̰̳̻̝̞k̻̮i̮͙̮ṇg̟̤̻ ̫̭f͕o͇̞͈̞̞͉r~̤̘” 

And this one was alive, too, if the lack of sunglasses was any indicator…..this would be fun.

She got me praying all hours of the night, say she want my heart, She pulling me to the river, drawing me with her siren's call, Done gave her my heart but now she wants my soul, Well I already sold it to the man in red, "Fell in love with your charm," but its a curse; cos am dead, Girl you're not who you say, bad girl they say you are Innocence isn't where am at, wear your crucifix bae Don't make me out all serious bonnie, slave to this bad religion, Unrequited love, praying at my shrine, cos I don't have a heart Like a dead man walking, I lay at your side, Make sure you're alright in my world, atleast that for you girl,

I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul

“Can’t see quiznak, Captain…”

official sjw dress code

if you want to be a sjw you have to follow this strict dress code:

  • dyed hair, preferably a vibrant colour; highlights acceptable
    • bonus sjw points if you dye your hair with the blood of your fallen enemies
  • the shorter your hair the more sjw-y you are
  • faux/leather! be it a jacket, pants, underwear, whatever you want but you have to have one article of clothing thats faux/leather
  • combat boots, any colour works but black gets you the most points
    • steel toe optional
  • trans/gender/sexuality/racial/neurodivergent/disabled/marginalized pride accent, like a button, shirt, tie, bracelet, etc.
    • cis/het/white/ablebodied/oppressor pride prohibited
  • piercings/tattoos!! not a necessity but extra sjw points! the more piercings/tattooes the more points!
  • glasses, any kind, sunglasses, reading glasses, regular glasses, whichever!
  • bedazzled/studded things, like a bracelet or jacket or shirt
  • pro feminist/pro misandry symbolism

The sunglasses did little to protect her eyes from the blinding sun, but she wore them anyway. People moved quickly through the street, it was better to get back indoors as quickly as possible. Between the dangers of heat, radiation, and people themselves, the streets were hardly safe. However, Jean moved slowly. Part vanity, part laziness, and part practicality, she refused to rush. If you rushed, you missed details. That was something she had learned long ago. People would rush right past treasures, dangers, and all sorts of other things, just in an effort to avoid discomfort. 

Noticing another figure not traveling at the usual hurried pace of Fervention, Jean grinned. Pushing her sunglasses up her nose, she watched them over her shoulder. She wasn’t sure if they were following her, or simply coincidentally taking the same roads. Pausing in the shadow of a small tent, she glanced sideways and waited for them to draw nearer before she spoke. 

“Can I help you? Or were you just entranced by my beauty?” Jean smirked. 


Written for the second round of the Cap/Iron Man Tiny Reverse Big Bang
Code Name:
Breakout (art)
Title: Revelations
Universe: Ambiguous

Summary: Steve finds out Tony’s secret

Fic details: rated G, approx. 725 words

Art is by onebilliondelights/onebilliondollarman and is titled: Deeper Scars. (warning: scars)

After Afghanistan, Tony was never without his sunglasses. Of course people were curious about whatever the eccentric billionaire inventor was up to. Tabloids and gossip sites constantly debated why he wore the sunglasses. Tony always gave the same answer to all the questions – who cares?  And, once he unveiled the Iron Man armor, nobody was talking about his sunglasses any more.

Today, Tony had an extra bounce in his step. He had signed a contract for a special line of Iron Man-inspired sunglasses, with all the profits going to charity. He decided to reward himself with an extra hour or two in the workshop. Maybe he’d putter around with some quinjet redesigns. Or fix up the armor. He wasn’t sure.

Steve was camped in front of the common room television, watching a baseball game and reading mission reports. “Hey, Tony,” he called out.

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Otabek is a crafty smooth bamf. 

I’m sure he overheard Yuri saying that any guy that wears sunglasses on their head is scum, so when he gets stopped and asked for dinner, he takes his glasses off to make intense eye contact… he never places his glasses over his head. 

Yuri calls him and asshole so he gives an extra intense stare and turns around and walks away without any reaction. To engage Yuri at this point would be useless and anyway, they are surrounded by fans and JJ, not the best moment to make his move. But he makes sure to be memorable in his own intense quiet way. Leave Yuri wondering what’s his deal.

And then he shows up at the right time and right place to save Yuri from his fans. Could be argued that it was a coincidence, but he had TWO fricking helmets with him.

And then he takes Yuri to a very beautiful place with an amazing view and offers his friendship after basically praising Yuri in a way that no one does. Doubt that what he said was rehearsed, but he clearly has thought about it before.A lot.