any hole's a goal

My friend shall remain nameless for obvious reasons
  • My friend: There's a girl at my work who I fancy. Do you think I should ask her out?
  • Me: Yeah man, go for it.
  • My friend: The thing is, though, she's 17. Is that still okay?
  • Me: Well, what's the rule?
  • My friend: Any hole's a goal?
  • Me: No, I meant the other rule. The age rule.
  • My friend: Half your own age plus two?
  • Me: Yeah. Good luck in prison.