my friends have trouble pronouncing composers names like this is literally them:

Sergei Rachmaninoff - Surgay Ratchet-man-it-off
Igor Stravinsky - Iggy Azalea (she gave up)
Fryderyk Chopin - Fryderyk Showpin
Franz Liszt - Franz Lips
Johann Sebastian Bach - Joe-Han Sebastian BATCH
Mortiz Moszkowski - More-tits Motes-cow-skis
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky - Ponyo ily<3ick Chism-microscope
Sergei Prokofiev - Surgay Pro-ko-go-mo-fiv
Dmitri Shostakovich - Dimehhhh-tree Shushee-Claustrophobic
Claude Debussy - Claude Debussy (omfg she said it right wow)
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov - E. coli Skimpy-Caw-sip-cough
Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky - Modest Petrovich Must-orgy-sky
Camille Saint-Saëns - Chameleon Saint-Science
Antonìn Dvoràk - Anthill Door-rack
Franz Schubert - Franz Schubert (another one wow)
Robert Alexander Schumann - Robert Alexander Shoeman
Isaac Albeniz - Isaac Albinos

this was my other friend:

Sergei Rachmaninoff - SereGEE Ratch man-it-off
Igor Stravinsky - Eager Stravinsky
Fryderyk Chopin - Frederic Chopping-ya-fingers-off
Franz Liszt - Friends Listszenschn…
Johann Sebastian Bach - John-hand Sebastian Bitch
Mortiz Moszkowski - Mortzee Moszkowski
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky - Pie-otter Lillich um.. tuchachchofcvkick
Sergei Prokofiev - Segree Pro-co-files
Dmitri Shostakovich - Dmitri Shot-Akovich
Claude Debussy - Claude Deeee-pussy
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov - Nikolai Rimsky-Kuhhrrsuck-off
Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky - Modest Pet-yo-fish Must-org-ski
Camille Saint-Saëns - Camille Saint-Seals
Antonìn Dvoràk - Antonion Dora-quacky
Franz Schubert - France Sherbert
Robert Alexander Schumann - Robert Alexander Schumann (wow)
Isaac Albeniz - I-suck Al-pins


a brief history of skateboarding // by Antonio Vicentini

Am I funny yet? .7.

No, I’m just procastinating from learning…and doodle instead…

Inspired from a rp in which Lovino still refuses to call himself gay even though he’s pretty much dating Antonio. But no homo.