Gerame: Caught sucking face during Oktoberfest on international television. It’s on Youtube now.
Giripan: Cat hair. Everywhere. On every article of Japan’s clothing. On every piece of his furniture. In his food. In his briefcase, somehow. The other European nations know what that means and stare judgmentally.
Caname: Overnight their conference chairs are replaced by fucking thrones. What? No I didn’t, it could have been anyone Mattie! Well maybe someone finally recognized how amazing we are– no don’t sit there yours is the one on the left.
SpUk: Well there’s a shitton of rum involved I can fuckin tell you that much.
Rusame: Alfred just sits his star-spangled ass down on Ivan’s lap one day and the Russian is COMPLETELY fine with it, and they stay like that the whole meeting and every other nation is either having a panic attack or tries to attack one of them.
SuFin: There comes a day when Berwald begins to call Tino his boyfriend instead of his wife.