SO YOU KNOW THOSE REINDEER ANTLERS THAT PEOPLE WEAR AROUND CHRISTMAS
7th year, Sirius finds out about them. and he buys a pair. and wears them around James and James is like “yeah haha good one Pads you got me very funny”
then a few days later, James walks into the Great Hall to join his friends for for food time and there’s all three of them wearing those damn antlers. James just turns around and leaves, he wasn’t that hungry anyways.
Sirius gets Lily a pair. she wears them to do headgirl/boy things with James. “Lily, i thought you loved me.”
James get called to McGonagall’s office “you wanted to see me?” closes the door behind him then looks up and there she is sitting at her desk, wearing antlers. James sees himself out. alternatively, McGonagall in cat form walking around with cat sized antlers like the ones you can get for dogs.
After a quidditch game, there’s a victory party in Gryffindor Tower. everyone’s there turnin’ it tf up. James goes up to his room to get another bottle of firewhiskey. he comes back down and everyone is wearing those god damn antlers. EVERYONE. everyone from every year. even the kids just now coming in through the port hole. he goes back upstairs and starts packing to leave Hogwarts forever.
the marauders are walking down the hall and Dumbledor passes in front of them wearing antlers on top of his pointy hat. “Paaads!” “i didn;t give those to him, i swear!”
I migrate from interest to interest sporadically; I feel like I get really interested about something and then abandon it, after having invested myself emotionally. I don’t know why it happens. It’s like I can’t find something to settle down with. I can’t commit to anything.