anti-valentine

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #5
  • Gryffindor: "I think I could make you very happy."
  • Slytherin: "Why? Are you leaving?"
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #4
  • Gryffindor: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put I and U together."
  • Slytherin: "Oh, really? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and U together."
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College Republican group apologizes for horrific anti-Semitic valentine

  • Central Michigan University’s College Republicans are under fire after photos surfaced of an anti-Semitic valentine allegedly handed out by one of the campus group’s members.
  • A student was given a Valentine’s Day package from a member of the group with the message “My love for you burns like 6,000 Jews.”
  •  The Republican group is now apologizing — and claiming it isn’t, as an organization, responsible, the Washington Post reported.
  • The College Republicans at Central Michigan released a statement on the group’s Facebook page Wednesday, saying the valentine was created at a meeting and given away without the organization’s knowledge.
  • According to campus newspaper Central Michigan Life, “Mackenzie Flynn, president of CMU’s College Republicans, said the bags were meant for members only. One member allegedly printed a page of Valentine’s Day memes to cut out and place inside each bag. One meme contained the Holocaust pun.” Read more (2/9/17 9:14 PM)
  • anti: takes over October, kills jack, says it's our fault, scare master
  • me: <3
  • dark: doesn't let you finish your ice cream
  • me: too far man, too far