We should start taking bets on whether Feytrash will be pregnant or already given birth! in the next book! And whether she’ll have a boy or girl. Not only will it be a boy but I feel like if it was a girl SJM would be her own misogynistic self to a daughter :/ just the way her characters act to almost all other girls. OH excuse me FEMALES.
Picture this: AC0TAR 4 opens in the final weeks of Faerug’s pregnancy. Although she realistically would have gained a lot of weight, she is as thin as ever and constantly throwing up from extreme fae morning sickness. Don’t worry, Rice still gives her the most fantastic daily peen. She gives birth, setting off an avalanche with her magical bodily processes. Faerug says, “Rice, look at our beautiful baby m a l e!”
They’ll either name it after a culturally appropriated legend, after one of their close friends/family, something really random and sPeCiAl, or keep it nameless just like half the supposedly important characters in AC0TAR. M0r asks, “What’s his name?” Faerug smiles. “We named him after my father, [CENSORED]. <3” Nothing else happens. N/esta and Cassiass are mates. E/lain and Assriel fall in lust. The end!