anti stink

I know I’m a little late, but I still want to add my two cents.

What’s this stink about Antis saying that Daisy might be a Lesbian and therefore she cannot possibly play a heterosexual character?

Okay first of all:

  1. LGTB Actors and Actresses play heterosexual roles every single day, even if we don’t know if they’re LGTB - some do it for money, some do it to hide. The point is, this is hardly new, that’s why it’s called acting. 
  2. Regardless if Daisy is gay or not, it is in really fucking poor taste to speculate on this subject on the basis of a fictional ship in Star Wars. 
  3. And I mean really - have these people not heard of acting?! Gay people can play straight people - straight people can play gay people. I could dress up as a fucking Klingon, speak Klingonese, and act like a fucking Klingon and you know what - that still doesn’t make me a Klingon. 

Poofume, a name that gets less and less clever every time you hear it, is a spray you use before laying out a deuce. You take this stuff into the bathroom and you spray it in your toilet so it coats the top of the water. It just lays there on your turd-bowl meniscus, vaguely citrusy and oily, and waits for a dook to crest the horizon. Your dook. Your dook that smells so bad that you preplanned a way to make it smell better. Because apparently Poofume creates some kind of impenetrable force field of anti-stink that keeps turd gasses from escaping the bowl, for however many seconds or minutes you plan on leaving that turd to stew.

The Single Most Useless ‘As Seen On TV’ Product Ever

anonymous asked:

Just curious, when are you people going to accept that canon is the way it is, Killian is Emma’s happy end, and JMo is simply being kind to you by NOT giving you false hope. So when are you going to stop watching and hating and harassing actors? Because your persistent delusions aren’t Jen’s responsibility. Let the rest of us enjoy what we enjoy, will ya?

Sooo…you’re one of those “JMo is awesome ‘cuz she shuts down SQ by looking uncomfortable and stands two miles apart from her female co-star cuz she insisted on less screentime with Regina in favour of more screentime of CS, and Cauliflower (Caulifer? Collifer?) is cool cuz hetero–and he’s hot” aaaand… “we loathe Lana cuz she’s a threat to my ship as much as her character bcs she supports even those annoying queerfans cuz she’s an attention ho, and she even caters them by quoting Swan Queen smutfics” canonzealot C$er?

Lol. Should I even bother pointing out who is harassing and hatting, here now? Or is your addle-brained self-righteousness making you too ‘derrr’ to grasp the irony?

But yes, suuuuure. We do agree on some things. The plug’s been pulled on the intensity of SQ onscreen ‘intimacy’ so much that when they’re spilling their guts to each other (which, honesty and openness and trust are a thing that your lying self-serving pirate will NEVER be capable of having with Emma, not even after she dragged her entire extended family to Underworld to save his undeserving sorry carcass–while at the same time she BELIEVES in a woman who “stole her childhood” and has been atoning for it ever since) they now have to stand a pink fucking elephant apart, because–gaypanic?

So, how bout you let us know when Emma finally looks at that undead zombie (for which we’ll need an effin’ stake and holy-water at some point) the way she ONLY ever looked at Regina:

While of course you should feel free to enjoy Emma’s ‘happy end’. Because it IS just that–an END of Emma Swan as we (who watched the show before you tuned in for the ‘roguishly handsome’ dude) knew and loved. Because of course…

Emma DID Sacrifice Herself For Regina!

At the end of Season 2, Regina was going to sacrifice herself for the entire town and Emma was going to let her, with the trigger.  Emma was going to do what she could to save the whole town and NOT Regina.  Her parents were going to be spared, her son and Hook, well Hook was a selfish bastard who only thought of himself and was ready to let everyone die, including Emma and Henry.  And let’s not forget that even though he had a change of heart and came back it still would have been a little too late had Emma not tried to help Regina and combine their magic.  Everyone would be dead, Asshole Hook.

While it is probably true that Emma might have saved anyone in Season 4, Regina told her, ORDERED her not to come any closer.  "NO!“  She said firmly.  She did not want Emma harmed.  Regina was prepared to suffer the consequences, give up a chance at happiness and maybe even life so Emma Swan would not be harmed.  She told Emma, "No!”

Emma made the choice to proceed to sacrifice herself for Regina.  She told Regina that she had come too far for her happy ending to be destroyed.  Emma did not say, “I’m doing this because I love Hook and I can’t bare to see him harmed.”  She was not thinking of Hook.  In that moment, she was thinking about Regina.  Emma did not have to do it.  She traded places with Regina.  Like in Season 2, she could have let whatever happen to Regina Mills happen.  Why did she do it?  Because she has feelings for the woman, loves her. 

Now some can say, "Well, Emma had promised Regina that she would give her a happy ending.”  Okay.  So let’s talk about this.  Emma gave up her life as well as Hook’s “happy ending” for Regina.  How does that feel C$ers?  She ultimately had a choice between Regina (giving Regina a happy ending) and Hook (giving Hook a happy ending).  Which one did she choose again?  That’s RIGHT!

SO please do not diminish the feelings that these women have for one another.  Whether you choose to be blind to it or not, the writers are showing us how important these women are to each other.

It is canon, that Emma has told Regina that she thinks they are unique and that no one understands Emma like Regina can.  Not her parents and not Hook.

It is canon that after Emma gave Hook his heart back, she went to check on Regina.  The writers wrote it that way for a reason.  Captain Swan was not as important as Swan Queen.  They chose to show the ever developing bond between these two women.

It is also canon that Regina is protective of Emma; cares for what happens to Emma.  And when given the choice to deceive the savior and trick her to fullfill gold’s plan or save Robin Hood, she made the decision to be honest with Emma and not break her loyalty to her.  Of course she would try and save Robin Hood but no one can convince me that Robin held a higher priority than being truthful with Emma and continuing to build a relationship based on honesty and dedication.

So in that split moment that Emma Swan decided to envelope herself in the swirling darkness and sacrifice herself, she did it for Regina and NOT the town.  That split moment… because Regina told her NO, but she did it anyway.

And if one really wants to get all “word technical” about it.  Anti-SQ are upset because the official Twitter page said that Emma sacrificed herself for Regina.  Nothing that they said wasn’t true!  Who was in the midst of all that black cruddy stuff?  Regina.  Who got her out of it?  Emma.  Emma saved Regina.  Pure and simple.

But some C$ers and 0Qers can’t stand the thought of the words “Emma” and “Regina” appearing in the same sentence together!  I mean heaven forbid the two lead characters, who also share a son, actually be mentioned together in any way.  What a fucking nightmare!  You idiots are asshats!  The whole lot of you who can’t see that Emma did sacrifice herself to save Regina.

I am tired of the age old argument of, “My ship is canon and yours is not!”  I think that the stink the anti-SQ make in not letting us enjoy our ship is because they feel threatened that Swan Queen is going to KNOCK their ships out of the canon spot.  It could happen!

And if/when it does, can you remember that A&E said they have had things planned all along?  That the “savior was to always meet the evil queen” where as both Hook and Hood were unplanned cast additions.

I am not being smug.  I am being logical.

*jump off soap box, rant over*

Europe’s Jew-hatred dressed as anti-Zionism

Even from across the Atlantic, it’s startling to see mobs of Europeans joined by Arab immigrants rampaging through the streets of France and Germany shouting, “Death to the Jews.”

The demonstrators are ostensibly protesting Israel’s ground operation in Gaza, but the stink of anti-Semitism hangs over so much of what is happening.

In Paris, for example, eight synagogues have been targeted in the past week alone. Other targets included Jewish-owned stores and kosher butcher shops.

In Berlin and other German cities last week, mobs draped in Palestinian flags defaced synagogues to cries of “Hamas, Hamas, Jews to the gas.”

Said the head of the German Jewish community Monday: “Never in our lives did we believe it possible that anti-Semitism of the most primitive kind would [again] be heard on the streets of Germany.”

Even in Britain, where demonstrations were not as violent, a group of protesters drove through a heavily Jewish neighborhood shouting, “Heil Hitler.”

All this is in response to Israel’s decision to send ground troops into Gaza to destroy both the rockets Hamas has been firing into Israel and the tunnels it uses to sneak terrorists into the Jewish state for attacks.

Which reminds us: When the death toll is reported in terms of Israeli soldiers versus Palestinian civilians, how many of these latter deaths are Hamas terrorists fighting in civilian clothes?

The mobs claim to be outraged by the Palestinian dead in Gaza. But the French prime minister rightly observes that “hatred of the Jews” is lurking behind “a mask of anti-Zionism.” Indeed.

This hatred the European Union has fomented with policies that treat the Jewish state as the source of all conflict in the region.

Sometime in the next few weeks, the fighting in Gaza will end. But the violence on the streets of Europe suggests the ugliness there is only beginning.

anonymous asked:

So I saw something today about Emma Watson being praised because she dares to label herself a feminist ... My question is why doesn't Beyoncé get all this praise for being a feminist ? It really rubs me the wrong way >.< Is it because Beyoncé expresses herself through music and Emma through a speech? Something about it just stinks of anti-blackness

You know why.

— Jay