anti stalia

teen wolf: *includes a totally random “he still likes her doesn’t he” “yeah. but it’s different now” scene with the hashtag #StilesStillLikesHer

teen wolf: *official social media accounts constantly post about getting emotional about stiles and lydia*

teen wolf: *executive producer says “we love couples that are meant to be together” when asked about stiles and lydia*

teen wolf: *has an episode completely stydia af*

teen wolf: *includes a scene where stiles literally begs lydia to wake up and is on the verge of getting distraught at the possibility of her dying* in a parallel of scallison, layden and daige all canon couples

teen wolf: *features episode where stydia are in each others arms, hold each other up, hold hands, look in to each others eyes, and have multiple near-kisses*

teen wolf: *music builds up* “stiles saved me” *music climaxes*

teen wolf: *plays ♫“it always was, it always was” over stiles and lydia looking into each other’s eyes*

people: they’re just FRienDS !!!!! they will never happENN !!!! stydia shippers are delusional !!!

TEEN WOLF END GAMES:

SCIRA

SCOTT MCCALL + KIRA YUKIMURA BC FUCK YOU ALL THEY ARE CUTE

STYDIA

STILES STILINSKI + LYDIA MARTIN BC FUCK YOU ALL THATS OBV

MALEO

THEO RAEKEN + MALIA TATE BC FUCK YOU ALL HE’S GOING TO FALL FOR HER AND THEY WILL KILL THE DREAD DOCTORS TOGETHER WHILE LOOKING LIKE SUPERMODELS BC FUCK YES BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE 

Hey, Stydia shippers, let’s all wake up, please.
  • Jeff Davis is a fucking troll.
  • Jeff Davis wouldn’t give away two charcters’ endgame this early. 
  • Literally, he has a season and a half left. 
    • That would be stupid
    • That would be dumb
    • That would be ridiculous?
    • Have you ever seen the way TV works???
  • Thirty episodes left of Teen Wolf. That’s until 2017.
  • He’s promoting these ships? Fine. But that doesn’t even remotely make them endgame. 
  • If Jeff Davis said, “There’s no chance for Stiles and Malia,” he’d basically be saying “WHOOP STYDIA IS CANON PICK OUT HER WEDDING DRESS WE CAN HAVE A CONTEST FOR THE DESIGN #STYDIA2K17.” 
    • Like, it’s gonna be Lydia or Malia. We know this. This is duh. 
  • Jeff Davis promoting Marrish only serves to make me think that Marrish isn’t endgame because… why would you give away the goat so early??? Lydia is one of the three main characters. Scott’s endgame is obvious, if Stiles doesn’t end up with Lydia then his endgame is obvious… it’s the end of the show. We’re out of extra options here. This is it, guys. 
  • Like, Jeff is always so cagey with Stydia??? “Maybe. We’ll see.” But with M@rrish it’s like “Yes, Lydia loves Parrish now. It’s fine. Everything’s totally fine. And appropriate.” 
  • Did the producers of Friends tell everybody that Ross and Rachel were going to be together at the end of the show when they still had two seasons left? How much would it have sucked if Rachel said, “I got off the plane!” and we had already known she was going to end up with Ross since season eight? 
    • It would have had far less impact on my heart, that’s for sure. 
  • Calm down and remember that Jeff Davis had to approve that hashtag. Which means that he wanted to remind his audience that Stiles has feelings for Lydia. And you know who Jeff Davis’ favorite character is? Stiles.
    • Jeff is the president of the Dylan/Stiles fanclub. 
    • They’re gonna get what they want
    • And 5x05 purposefully established that what Stiles wants is Lydia
  • This is proof of purchase.
  • The end.
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anonymous asked:

People are saying Stiles and Lydia came out of nowhere because there's no chemistry. ZERO chemistry between Holland and Dylan and it REALLY shows. I don't even think they like each other in real life. Dylan has turned into a cocky jerk anyway.

Okay, saying they came out of nowhere doesn’t translate to zero chemistry? Like they mean two completely different things. And umm since when did Holland hate Dylan? Since when have they had zero chemistry?

But yeah, she totally hates him and they totally have no chemistry. Lmfao that’s definitely why they are the most popular ship on the show and on MTV for that matter… oh and can’t forget these beautiful quotes:

“My scenes with Dylan are my favorite. There’s just a chemistry there and we don’t know why” - Holland Roden

“The looks they give each other. They were magic.” - Jeff Davis on Stydia

“Narrative structures indicate Stiles and Lydia will wind up together. That’s what i’d assume.” -Cassandra Clare, author of The Mortal Instrument series

“I love doing scenes w/ @/dylanobrien i miss him!! Stiles and Lydia 4eva” - Holland Roden on twitter

“Stiles and Lydia’s have always been filled with romantic subtext.” - buddytv.com

“Simply put, there is no one that works better together on Teen Wolf than Lydia and Stiles.” - buddytv.com

“I think they have amazing chemistry together. I can see that happening. They’re just so good together.” - Jeff Davis to eonline.com