anti male

Thor is the next feminist film you’ve been waiting to see since Wonderwoman (spoilers!)

* Hela is a badass female villain who is so powerful and unbeatable they have to create a super-powered team to combat ONLY her

* Thor admits Hela is the rightful heir to the Asgardian throne (over him)…and the only reason he fights her for it is because but she’s a warmongering asshole

* Valkyrie drinks like a sailor, is drunk half the time (and not in a cute, giggly, girly way - the chick is hammered) and gives zero fucks about your sob story - plus, instead of getting the usual tragic victim backstory reserved for women, she has the guilt-ridden backstory and character arc usually reserved for male anti-hero characters

* The movie is female-gazey af - Valkyrie is fully covered in utilitarian armor the whole film, but Hulk has a naked ass shot and Thor walks around like a Chippendale dancer half the time…and the camera is super into it

* The most elite warriors in Asgard were a group of women on flying horses

* Thor admitted he wanted to join the Valkyries as a boy - when he learned they were all women it didn’t make him want to join less, he was just bummed out bc he knew they wouldn’t take him

* Nobody ever calls Hela a ‘bitch’, and nobody underestimates her scary ass just bc she’s a woman - she might be the most frightening villain Marvel has had outside of Thanos

* Though there are definitely stirrings of romantic interest between Valkyrie and Thor that may be explored in future films, she’s not the *love interest* character - Thor wants her around bc she can fight

LISTEN UP TUMBLR, THINGS NEED TO BE SET STRAIGHT.

In light of my post trying to spread some harmless positivity towards white, straight, and male groups, and the hate I’m getting over it, I feel this needs to be said.

EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS. YOUR RACE, YOUR GENDER, AND YOUR SEXUALITY DOES NOT MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS ANY LESS THAN SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS DIFFERENT RACE, GENDER AND SEXUALITY.

  • WHITES HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES AND THEIR CULTURE AS MUCH AS NON-WHITES
  • STRAIGHTS HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO HAVE PRIDE AS NON-STRAIGHTS.
  • MEN HAVE JUST AS MANY RIGHTS AS WOMEN.

If you’ve caught yourself saying any of the following, please reconsider your life choices:

  • “All white/straight/male people should die.”
  • “Women deserve equal rights!” “Oh but she shouldn’t be punished so harshly for x crime because she’s not a man.”
  • “Men can’t be raped/women can’t be racist.”
  • “Black people/non-white people can’t be racist.” “You can’t be racist to white people.”
  • “You can’t be sexist to men.”
  • “Straight people don’t matter.”
  • “Your opinion doesn’t matter because you’re white/straight/a male”

If you have said any of these things, I hate to break it to you buddy, but you’re either Racist, Sexist/Misogynist, or Heterophobic (for lack of a better word). 

Lets stop this toxic mind set. Equality is not thinking this way about anyone.

  • “I hate black people” VS “I hate white people.”
  • “I hate gay people” VS “I hate straight people.”
  • “I hate men” VS “I hate women.”

THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING. ONE THING IS NOT OKAY TO SAY AND THE OTHER NOT OKAY TO SAY. THEY ARE BOTH NOT OKAY TO SAY. YOU SHOULDN’T SAY THIS AT ALL. PERIOD.

  • Don’t shit on people for spreading black/non-white positivity
  • Don’t shit on people for spreading gay/non-straight positivity
  • Don’t shit on people for spreading female positivity

BUT ALSO DON’T

  • Don’t shit on people for spreading white positivity
  • Don’t shit on people for spreading straight positivity
  • Don’t shit on people for spreading male positivity

There is no excuse for this toxic behavior. If you can’t grasp that NONE of this is okay, then you have a serious problem. 

You are the problem.

It’s not that fucking hard to learn how to be nice to each other. You wanna be equal? Start by stopping hate based on these things.

And one last note, I don’t care who they are, or what they’ve said. Under no circumstances is it ever okay to tell someone to kill themselves for voicing an opinion. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO TELL ANOTHER LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEING TO GO KILL THEMSELVES OR TO MAKE DEATH THREATS TO THEM JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM.

Wake the fuck up.

AND A DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO PUT ANYONE DOWN. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF OFFENDED BY IT, RETHINK YOUR OFFENCE AND TRY AGAIN. IF ANYTHING THIS IS TO EDUCATE PEOPLE.

Patty Jenkins should’ve been brought in to finish Justice League. She created a successful film that smashed all kinds of hits and milestones, got a big ass W for the DCEU and yet Joss Whedon was brought in to finish Justice League

Russo brothers created a successful film for MCU (cap: tws) but wasn’t even the biggest marvel box office that year, and then was brought in to take over the avengers films from Joss Whedon.

The MCU has a lot of problems but getting away from Whedon’s ass was one of the best thing they ever did

maybe some men enjoy being killed by women?? we should not take this pleasure away from them and kinkshame them, killing all men should be fine, some of them would like it! do you ever think about those who actually asked for it? a lot of them do! please don’t kinkshame men for their tastes and support those who give them what they need!!

Can you just imagine going anywhere with this man. Oh boy I need too write what it would include

~Going out with Mac daddy Sean would include~

  • Holding hands and swinging them viciously fast laughing at it
  • Him finding little things to make you giggle
  • Him begging you to go to Starbucks because he’s a stereotypical teenager
  • Him sulking because you say no 
  • You saying yes because you can’t handle his overreacted sighs 
  • Him hugging you and telling you he loves you.
  • Him doing anything to make you laugh
  • ‘’OH! A PUPPER’’ *Pat pat*  
  • Talking about how cute that pupper was 
  • Trying to persuade him to get you a pupper
  • Standing awkwardly while he gets recognised 
  • Smiling awkwardly as teenagers shoot you glares
  • Going back to Starbucks
  • Getting him to take aesthetically pleasing pictures of you with trees and stuff.
  • Him talking about how cute you are because you’re fucking adorable don’t let anyone tell you any different Keep fucking slaying life
  • Him loosing you in a store and worrying like you’re a child
  • Him being mad because you ran off and scared him
  • Him getting hella jealous at people flirting with you.
  • Cheek kisses 
  • Butt touches
  • So 
  • many
  • butt
  • touches


I will definitely be doing a ~what is the story behind this?~ 

I’m looking forward to it!

  • Itachi: *massacres his clan, tortures his brother, joins terrorist organization and assists with their murders of jinchuuriki, continues to mindfuck his brother until his dying moment even though it's completely beyond obvious that this is having less than desired consequences on Sasuke*
  • Fandom: He had good intentions! He thought he had no other choice! He was just a teenager!
  • Sakura: *lies to Naruto about having feelings for him, a lie which is immediately seen through and has no real consequences at all*
  • Fandom: UNFORGIVABLE! EMOTIONAL ABUSE! SELFISH! MANIPULATIVE! DELUSIONAL!
  • Me: ...she had good intentions? ...she thought she had no other choice? ...she was just a teenager? Here are some citations--
  • Fandom: *blocks me*

Okay but can we just agree that boys are literally great? Boys who are trans are great Boys who are gay are great Boys who are straight are great Boys who are white are great Boys who are black are great Boys who are short are great Boys who are tall are great Boys are just great. If you’re a boy guess what you’re great.