anti flirt

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
–> Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
–> Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So, wanna go back to my place?
–> Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Your place or mine?
–> Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
–> It’s in the phone book.
But I don’t know your name.
–>That’s in the phone book too.

So what do you do for a living?
–> I’m a female impersonator.

Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
–> Do not enter.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
–> Unfertilized!

Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
–> Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!

I know how to please a woman.
–> Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
–> Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

I can tell that you want me.
–> Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.

If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
–> Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Your body is like a temple.
–> Sorry, there are no services today.

I’d go through anything for you.
–> Good! Let’s start with your bank account.

  • laurens: no more sex pour me another brew son
  • hamilton: *walks in the room*
  • laurens: handsome, boy does he know it, peach fuzz and he can't even grow it
  • hamilton: if you stand for nothing, burr, what'll you fall for?
  • laurens: you and your words flooded my senses; down for the count and im drowning em

libbygirl007  asked:

Your appearance at Jack's Panel blew me away. First off, we get it. You want attention like a child to his mom. WE GET IT! Second, we're sorry. It's just that "someone" had to take that spotlight away. But I still love you, you're awesome. ❤ (PS. Is it okay if I call you Glitch Bitch?)

Anti sighed, she was getting annoyed. “You can call me whatever you want, beautiful.” Anti said, flirting with her follower.

How many times...

…has Riley even flirted with Lucas in season two though? She was all about it in season one, you’d think she’d have amped it up since they were “unofficially together.” Even the water fight wasn’t really flirting because they were ACTUALLY fighting.

The closest I can think of is the face-wiping scene in GM Rules, but it’s almost an anti-flirt. Especially considering the whole “won’t call you princess” thing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s adorable. But there’s no tension there really, especially with the Lucaya flirt to compare it to earlier in the episode.

Or maybe when she’s all “yes yes yes” when Lucas proposes for Farkle. But Lucas is completely unaffected by it, so…

So seriously: where is the little shoulder push? Where is Riley asking for help she doesn’t really need? Where is “lookin’ good, Georgie”? Where did her flirt go? Because Riley flirted or tried to flirt with Lucas in basically every single episode of season one. Getting together under the circumstances they did—no roadblocks, no previous attachments, no parental ban, basically no real obstacles at all—"unofficially" or no, usually means you flirt MORE, you lack personal space MORE, (etc) especially in those early days.

I mean, judging by her actions (or lack thereof, not to mention the way she questions her feelings), it’s almost like Riley’s not even really into Lucas anymore until Texas happens. And then suddenly she’s supposedly IN LOVE with the guy?

Yeah, I don’t buy it. 😏

Person: I find you attractive and I am interested in you

Me: Wow! That’s so flattering, want to hang out and be friends?

Person: I want to date you. 

Me: Wait, but what exactly…? 

Person: I think we should ‘get to know each other better’

Me: ohhhhhhh I think I get it so… you wanna hang out?