anthony vernon

Mistakes Lockwood & Co. character would make

Lockwood - leading his company the wrong direction

Lucy - being rude for no reason, making people wanna kill her

George - tripping over something and slamming his face onto the ground

Holly - being so perfect that the world explodes

Flo - running out of sugar for her coffee

Kipps - slapping the bag of chips out of George’s hand 

Kat - stabbing someone with her chin

Bobby - being so small he skins into the ground

Ned - dying

sorry ned

Lockwood & Co. Headcanons Part 2
  • At Fittes, Lockwood & Co is legend
  • Everyone wants to be assigned cases with them
  • All the other teams are so jealous that Kipps, Kat, Bobby and Ned have actually talked to them
  • The Fittes agents are actually such a family - anyone under the age of 12 is automatically babied by the supervising agents
  • Even the tough teenage agents are babied by the supervisors
  • Kipps is worst of all
  • He literally spends all of his time running around trying to stop the kids from doing anything “too dangerous”
  • He is a total team mom who worries about everyone
  • Everyone gets a doughnut after every assignment no exceptions
  • Kat makes sure all the equipment is safe and everyone is well trained
  • Ned is like the stoic older brother who pretends not to love you but actually is so protective
  • But he still proudly tells the youngest agents about the time Anthony Lockwood kicked him in the shin
  • George and Kat are actually really good friends 
  • They complain about their idiotic, aggressive friends who can’t do anything without them
  • Lucy and Ned eventually get over their problems and become sparring partners
  • Bobby tags along sometimes to point out their technique flaws but eventually Ned and Lucy chain him to the ceiling by his ankles and now they are helping him learn to fight better
  • It takes Kipps and Lockwood the longest to be friends 
  • Even after everyone else is fine Kipps is still like “no i will never like tony lockwood we will never be friends stop trying guys”
  • But then Lucy and George come home one night after an assignment and Lockwood and Kipps are just sitting in the living room glued to the TV watching some trashy show and giggling
  • And of course Lockwood has the cutest laugh ever but surprisingly so does Kipps (he laughs like 5 year old)
  • And after that day anyone in the entire Fittes building who badmouths Lockwood & Co has to deal with the wrath of Quill Kipps
Lucy Carlyle's Contact Names
  • Anthony Lockwood: Smiley Giraffe
  • George Cubbins: The couch potato in it's natural habitat.
  • Holly Munro: I'm still mad about this.
  • Quill Kipps: Ginger
  • Kat Godwin: Shovel chin
  • Bobby Vernon: Smol one
  • Ned Shaw: This guy's hair looks like a baby yak fell from afar.
  • Inspector Barnes: His mustache has a mind of it's own.
  • The Skull Jar: I'm still confused how and why this thing has a phone.
  • Agent Jacobs: Nope
Describing the Lockwood and Co. characters in one word

Lucy: Angry

Lockwood: Pretty

George: Smart

Holly: Perfect

Flo: diRt

Kipps: r00d

Bobby: sh0rt

the dead one: dead

Kat: chin

the dead famous guy: dead

No i mean the other dead famous guy: dead

what about that one dead one: dead

Dont forget about that rood dead one: dead

Did i mention the dead one: dead

lockwoods parents: dead

lockwoods sister: dead

the dead people: dead

the ghosts: ghosty 

the person im probably forgetting: probably dead

lockwood in teg: dead

lucy in teg: sad

lockwood in teg: alive

lucy in teg: happe

skull: dead

  • Jefferson: Madison do you know why I like Sundays?
  • Madison: because theres no post on Sundays
  • Jefferson: exactly. No post on Sundays. No blasted letters today!
  • *Alexander Hamilton runs in and throws letter at Jeffersons face*
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“Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a b r a i n…”
“…and an a t h l e t e…”
“…and a b a s k e t   c a s e…”
“…a p r i n c e s s…”
“…and a c r i m i n a l…”
“Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.”

“We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong…but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are…”

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Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain… …and an athlete… …and a basket case… …a princess… …and a criminal.

Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours

—  The Breakfast Club