anthony steven

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Well, there’s good news, and there’s bad news. The bad news is, it’s not the drug. You’re here, in the astral plane. You went too far into the make-believe, and got lost. Your mind, consciousness… and now you’re trapped, in this no-place. Where every day is the same, where you can imaginify yourself a kingdom, but nothing is ever real.
And what’s the good news?
I’m not alone anymore!

AoU headcanon - party scene
  • Tony: *looking at Steve* That ass sure puts the "edible" in incredible.
  • Rhodey: Aaaaaand I'm out.
  • Steve: *who has superhearing even if everybody keeps forgetting it* *blushes furiously*
  • Sam: You okay man?

We must make a protective circle around:

  • Mark Hamill
  • Harrison Ford
  • Ian Mckellen
  • Patrick Stewart
  • Christopher Lee
  • Betty White
  • Stan Lee
  • Jonathan Frakes
  • William Shatner
  • Anthony Hopkins
  • Stanley Tucci
  • Tommy Lee Jones
  • Michael Douglas
  • John Slattery
  • Christopher Lloyd
  • Michael J. Fox
  • George Lucas
  • Steven Spielberg
  • Clint Eastwood
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Robert Redford
  • Robert De Niro
  • Sean Connery
  • Michael Caine

Steve: This attack plan looks really good

Tony: So do you, sweetheart.

Steve: …

Tony: *wiggles his eyebrows suggestively*

Steve: …

Steve: Meet me at the dorm in five.

Steve: *louder and slightly blushing* So we can…..discuss strategies.

Tony: *grinning* Strategies……sure, I like the sound of that.


*five minutes later*

Sam: We should have told them the dorm’s walls are pretty thin, shouldn’t we?

Peggy: Not if you don’t wanna see Captain America’s face the color of this carpet.

Constantly torn between

“celebrities are just people, they’re talented but still human. I don’t understand the idolization toward another human being to the point of complete obsession and worship”

And

“if I saw _____ or _______ on the streets I’d probably convulse and piss myself, most likely turn into a puddle, snap 20 photos with them and cry for 6 hours.”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10

Everyone’s favorite mini-sized avenger Paul Rudd Aka Ant-Man is a child just like the rest of them