anthony steven


Well, there’s good news, and there’s bad news. The bad news is, it’s not the drug. You’re here, in the astral plane. You went too far into the make-believe, and got lost. Your mind, consciousness… and now you’re trapped, in this no-place. Where every day is the same, where you can imaginify yourself a kingdom, but nothing is ever real.
And what’s the good news?
I’m not alone anymore!

AoU headcanon - party scene
  • Tony: *looking at Steve* That ass sure puts the "edible" in incredible.
  • Rhodey: Aaaaaand I'm out.
  • Steve: *who has superhearing even if everybody keeps forgetting it* *blushes furiously*
  • Sam: You okay man?

We must make a protective circle around:

  • Mark Hamill
  • Harrison Ford
  • Ian Mckellen
  • Patrick Stewart
  • Christopher Lee
  • Betty White
  • Stan Lee
  • Jonathan Frakes
  • William Shatner
  • Anthony Hopkins
  • Stanley Tucci
  • Tommy Lee Jones
  • Michael Douglas
  • John Slattery
  • Christopher Lloyd
  • Michael J. Fox
  • George Lucas
  • Steven Spielberg
  • Clint Eastwood
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Robert Redford
  • Robert De Niro
  • Sean Connery
  • Michael Caine

Steve: This attack plan looks really good

Tony: So do you, sweetheart.

Steve: …

Tony: *wiggles his eyebrows suggestively*

Steve: …

Steve: Meet me at the dorm in five.

Steve: *louder and slightly blushing* So we can…..discuss strategies.

Tony: *grinning* Strategies……sure, I like the sound of that.

*five minutes later*

Sam: We should have told them the dorm’s walls are pretty thin, shouldn’t we?

Peggy: Not if you don’t wanna see Captain America’s face the color of this carpet.

Constantly torn between

“celebrities are just people, they’re talented but still human. I don’t understand the idolization toward another human being to the point of complete obsession and worship”


“if I saw _____ or _______ on the streets I’d probably convulse and piss myself, most likely turn into a puddle, snap 20 photos with them and cry for 6 hours.”



Everyone’s favorite mini-sized avenger Paul Rudd Aka Ant-Man is a child just like the rest of them