Washingdad: Okay, it’s Thanksgiving, so it’s time to assign who cooks what. I am on Turkey
Washingdad: Herc is on ham.
Herc: Yeah boi.
Washingdad: Laf is on sweet rolls.
Laf: They will be as sweet and warm and fresh as me.
Washingdad: Aaron is on collard greens and corn on a cob.
Aaron: Shut up.
Washingdad: John is on baked beans.
John: I make the best beans, sweet and spicy just like me.
Washingdad: Alex is on potato salad.
Alex: why do I have to make potato salad?
Washingdad: Elizabeth makes good potato salad.
Washingdad: James is on sweet potato casserole.
Aaron: We’re going to have diabetes.
Washingdad: Thomas you’re on….
Thomas: *Has sparkle anime eyes*
Hamilsquad: We’re gonna die!
Washingdad:*whispers* Martha will make the macaroni.