anthony is trying to kill me

things daveed did during hamilton that were absolutely incredible
  • refused to sit at the lil picnic table during aaron burr, sir, instead just hovered and beatboxed like a precious baby
  • sounded SO PROUD of himself when he figured out how to pronounce anarchy
  • during the story of tonight he kept trying to put his arm around oak and anthony and lin and they kept shoving him away to hug other people and he was just wandering around gripping their shoulders and looking like a third wheel it was so cute
  • attempted to hit on angelica until ham threw him out of the way and he shrugged and was like “ok i’ll go chat w peggy it’s no big deal there’s three of them” 
  • bopped to literally every song 
  • did the daveed special arm thing when he rapped to guns and ships (u know the one i’m talking about) 
  • jumped off of tables and bounced around while not missing a single beat bc he’s literally a beast i don’t understand
  • “you are the WORST BURR” was so aggressive like same, bro
  • when he came out for what’d i miss the crowd went insane and he was encouraging it!! like trying to hype everyone up and halting the song so he could listen to the applause
  • HE BLEW US A KISS BEFORE THE SONG STARTED. HE WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE AND I WAS ALSO SO HAPPY TO SEE DAVEED I LOVE DAVEED
  • looked so offended when ham pushed washington out of the way. like “who is this lil bitch lemme fight him” 
  • constantly pushed on his hair so it would puff up and have more #style
  • he kept fucking GIGGLING whenever oak would say ANYTHING his little VOICE would GIGGLE i almost LOST IT
  • correction: i did lose it. i lost all of it.
  • “whaaaaaaaat”
  • refused to shake burr’s hand during the election of 1800, instead walked forward so his chest forced leslie’s hand to curl into a fist 
  • made it rain with the reynolds pamphlets
  • bounced around on his seat and GIGGLED. AGAIN!! i CANNOT with all of the GIGGLING!!!!
  • sounded so exasperated when he said “believe me, i tried” 
  • daveed just looked like he was having so much fun the entire time like i have never seen anyone be more infectiously happy ever. he was having the time of his life and so was i 
Oops

Vegas | Tease | Oops | D | Game | Mistake

Note: Here’s Vegas 3, enjoy this banter, sin, and fluff. I enjoyed writing it. I love this series so much, actually. Oh yeah, and this is only halfway edited, so don’t kill me if there are careless mistakes.

Word Count: 2293

Pairing: Daveed Diggs x Reader

Warnings: SMUT. quickie, mouth covering, trying not to get caught sex

Originally posted by matthew-daddario

“Daveed!” You yelled frustratingly from his kitchen. It was the morning after the concert and you were sore, frustrated, and most of all energy-deprived, so when you realized that you couldn’t reach the coffee mugs in his kitchen, you were already fed up.

You felt a warm pair of bare arms snake themselves around your waist and a body press itself against you from behind.

“Hmm?” Daveed’s breath was hot against your neck, creating goosebumps on your body.

You sighed, subconsciously leaning back into him. “Why do you put your coffee mugs so damn high on the shelf? You know I can’t reach them.”

“My bad,” he murmured, reaching up to grab a mug for you and set it on the counter. You knew he was smirking even though you couldn’t see him. “But it’s not my fault you’re short.”

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Bless Sebastian Stan for giving us Stackie even when Anthony Mackie isn’t there!
  • “I’m probably gonna facetime him later and tell him how it was” “[He’s] so controlling”
  • “I put Mackie in a chokehold one time, there are some advantages from coming from behind...think about that”
  • "It's Mackie, man. You cannot ignore the Mackie thunderforce” “You either join him or be swallowed up by him”
  • Fan: “Would you ever do a buddycop movie where Falcon and Bucky ...”
  • Sebastian Stan: [Interrupts her] “100%”
  • “Whatever you do, Mackie, please just don’t fart”
Defined: Lockwood

Lockwood: *is a polite, handsome, 15 year old with his own successful agency*

Lockwood: *will fight anything to save someone he loves* 

Lockwood: *has flawless hair and manners*

Lockwood: I am going to kill you if you touch my chocolate stash again; tRY ME

I’m working on a light SteveTony size difference comic and it KILLS Me that it’s so hard to use MCU as a reference because the height difference is SO inconsistent with RDJ’s insistent use of heels LMAO sometimes he’s even slightly taller than Chris and I’m dying

Even here RDJ is trying so hard with my baes Anthony and Chris and he’s still  in platforms

As a 4′11″ small & thin boned Asian girl I can relate so much but seriously embrace your tiny self RDJ, we love you

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Lucy: There’s something I have to tell you… I –er– like you, Lockwood.

Lockwood: I… think I like you too, Luce. A lot.

George: CAN YOU GUYS CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER ANOTHER TIME THIS POLTERGEIST IS TRYING TO KILL ME LOCKWOOD HELP