anthony bourdain

If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. The extent to which you can walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food, it’s a plus for everybody. Open your mind, get up off the couch, move.
—  Anthony Bourdain

The Story: Newly elected President Trump has decided he prefers his apartment in New York to that ramshackle shanty in Washington that’s already had over 40 previous owners. His need to stay home, as well as all of his kids and grandkids, means that millions will be spent on security to make sure we don’t lose him in traffic on the way to some kind of war room meeting, financial summit, or secret rendezvous with Kanye.

2011’s Reaction: Firstly, if you said “President Trump” to anyone back in 2011, they would have both laughed in your face for being stupid and spit in your eye for being stupider. Obviously Donald Trump would never be elected president of the United States. He wouldn’t be elected trustee of the local school board.

To be fair, if you’d said “President Trump” in, say, October of 2016, you would have gotten the same reaction. But the bigger issue here is the million-dollar babysitting gig New York just got trying to watch Trump, his kids, and all his assorted hairpieces. Why the hell would a millionaire president and his adult children need to stay in their solid gold hotel, anyway? The White House has secret JFK sex tunnels and the bedroom Lincoln made his hat in or something.

11 2016 Headlines That Would Have Sounded Insane 5 Years Ago

Put on your stretchy pants. It’s time to eat and eat, and eat some more. In case you missed Anthony Bourdain’s recent interview, here it is: 

In ‘Appetites,’ Bourdain Pleases The Toughest Food Critic (His 9-Year-Old)

“I’m happiest experiencing food in the most purely emotional way. And it’s true of most of my chef friends as well. When it’s, like, street food or a one-chef, one-dish operation, or somebody who’s just really, really good at one or two or three things that they’ve been doing for a very long time, that’s very reflective of their ethnicity or their culture or their nationality — those are the things that just make me happy.”

Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind.
—  Anthony Bourdain

Nothing special, just Anthony Bourdain hanging out with The Diaz Brothers and Gilbert Melendez :)
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