*CRASH! (A seaweed covered chest was thrown through the window.... it has a tag on it that says "dear eggs thanks for your help and advice in exchange for that Pokémon insite I have given you a chest full of chocolate gold coins. Sorry about the seaweed and muck there's money to pay for cleaning and window repair in the chest. From Skully")
The other person in the room screams as a hefty chest clatters clumsily through the window and lands in the centre of the room with a thunderous crash. The oak frame of the link splinters and twists to reveal a bursting cache of chocolate coins spreading among a pool of damp seaweed onto the dark carpet of the room. Gingerly Mike steps towards the arrival and picks up the tag attached and reads it intently. The startled brunette cowers in the corner of the room, clutching her headphones to her short hair in shock.
Watching Mike read the note, she noticed him almost sigh in frustration upon viewing the contents of the note and the chest. She thought he murmured “I can’t even eat chocolate” in hushed tones but she was too bewildered to respond. The delivery of … chocolate coins in a seaweed covered chest was too bizarre for her to digest immediately.
Mike strolled casually, unperturbed by the sudden vandalism, to the sofa and sat down silently. He continued to stare motionless at the door for a while, before another note slipped through the door, breaking his concentration by furrowing his brow again.
“why is it always…. chocolate…”