antartica snow

*That student I knew from Finland* “Well, penguin meat is a thing where I come from. But it’s not popular. They’re too cute, clumsy and funny. No one can bring themselves to eat them.”

*Me* “Oh, fuck, man. Maybe these penguins are far smarter than we ever give them credit for!?”

*Him* “Huh?”

*Me* “What if they aren’t  ‘cute, clumsy and funny’? What if it’s just an act? Maybe they’re the evil geniuses of the animal kingdoms and know how to manipulate silly, sentimental humans?”