ant the winner is

sewer-medic  asked:

D. Va goes to Australia to build a mech from scratch and join the Junkertown mech battle scene, all while streaming this "game" to the outside world. In the final championship, she ups the ante with you, the reigning champ: she finds you cute, so winner takes loser for a sex slave (or date if you're uncomfortable). You're willing to let this child go if you win, but it looks more and more like she's gonna crush your mech… and your hips.

I’m leaving it up to interpretation on date or slave, I don’t write non-con so I won’t write the actual banging.

You cursed under your breath as the Korean winked at you, crushing one of your mechs arms. You tugged uselessly at that joystick and her smirk grew wider.

You gave a cry of surprise when one of the panels blew open, smoke billowing out. Your eyebrows scrunched together as went for the kill, smashing the legs and you had to eject as a fire started in the cockpit.

You sighed as she started to dance with her mech, raising the arms above the mech’s head in celebration. You giving a sad look to your burning pile of mech, wondering if it could be salvaged.

tagged by: @serendipitus tysm kaitie!!

Rules: answer these 10 questions & tag 10 blogs

Last movie you watched: the ant bully

Last song you listened to: sentimental - winner

Last show you watched: currently watching suspicious partner

Last book you read: currently reading illuminae by amie kaufman and jay kristoff

Last thing you ate: cereal

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be? mexico city

When would you time travel to? so many places but going to the russian rev to meet Anastasia would be pretty damn cool

First thing you would do with lottery money: pay off debt :/

Character you would hang out with for a day: Peter Parker definitely or MJ

Time right now: 8:20 pm

tagging: @bancheelydia @keeith @jasontod @parkerpete @parkerpetey @aelinsolo @gounderoos @spidersgirl @adamlynchs @lauraharrier @deadypooly @elizbtholsen @bubblegumharley @arkhamknignt @sailorhorchata @iluamber

this was done on mobile so rip

Lost Bet Payout

I’m 40 years old and when I was 16 I lost a bet with my friend. We were just shooting hoops when he suggested we shoot full court shots to 20 points,the loser gives the winner a blowjob. I agreed. We played till we both had 10 points each, then he upped the ante: the loser had to give the winner a blowjob anytime he wanted for a month. I agreed. We both got to 19 points. I made my last shot and it bounced off the rim and rolled off. My friend made an alley-oop shot, nothing but net.

Being true to my word, I honored the bet and for the next 30 days I gave him a blowjob anytime he asked for one. I gave him 4-5 blowjobs a day for 30 days. And he was a good winner. He didn’t make fun of me because I had to give him blowjobs. He didn’t talk dirty when I gave him a blowjob. And he always warned me when he was ready to cum.



So I talked about doing this and I’m going to uphold my promise gosh dang it. Basically, to celebrate getting 100 followers I’m doing a giveaway. 

All of the above necklaces were hand made by me. Each necklace represents a character. Click here (google doc) to see these in greater detail. 


A reblog counts as an entry. The winner will be randomly selected. You can reblog as many times as you’d like. I’ll only do this if it gets 30 notes, so reblog it multiple times if you want one. 

The winner will receive one necklace of their choice. No shipping costs! I’ll take care of that.

This contest will end probably in the next month or so. I might end it early, I might extend it, depending on how it’s doing. 

If you don’t win, you can always buy one of these from me. They are $15 a piece, shipping included. Message me if you are interested in purchasing. :) 

May the odds be ever in your favor.

UPDATE:  I decided to make March 8th the random arbitrary ending to this giveaway. I will announce the winners shortly after this date, so reblog until then to win. 


Since this has more than a thousand notes now, I decided to up the ante a little bit:

There will be a

1st and a 2nd place winner!!!! 
1st place winner will receive a necklace AND a pair of earrings of their choice!!! (See below)
2nd place winner will get a necklace of their choice!!
Be SURE to check here to see these pictures in greater detail! 

#6. Wake-Up Call (Sam x Reader)

When it comes to romance, everyone always seems so wrapped up in the part about going to bed. And granted, since you had begun dating Sam, you would be the first to wholeheartedly agree. However, as perfect as the evenings were, there was a special place in your heart for the mornings you shared. Especially since you were always the first to wake up.

You see, a week of opening your eyes to a snoozing Sam had lead to the discovery of your new favorite game: the “How to Wake Up Sam” game.

Round 1:  Little nuzzles and kisses. Easy stuff. Perfect for a lazy morning that required no rush to research, or any fighting with Dean for the last frozen waffle. You simply delighted yourself by exploring the curve of his shoulder, the sweet scent of his aftershave as you nuzzled into the hollow of his neck, and enjoyed a few delicious nibbles along his lower lip until he sleepily answered in turn. Fun ensued. Mutual wins for the round.

Round 2: Pretty much a repeat of Round 1, but this time you were the decided winner. Twice.

Round 3: You decided to up the ante with something new. In the stories you read, it always sounded like a lot of fun. And so, carefully slinking your way to a prime position, you cheerfully set out to give Sammy the best wake-up call of his life. Sadly, life doesn’t always reflect fiction, and apparently your enthusiasm was a bit much, because Sam shot up with a yelp and a flailing of limbs, and you went flying to the floor in a tangle of sheets. Dean rushed in seconds later. He laughed for a month.

Round 4: After the results of Round 3, you were admittedly a little unsure of how best to proceed with the game. So today, rather than moving straight to the physical, you spent several quiet minutes simply admiring the waves of chestnut curling between his shoulder blades. Dean wanted him to cut it, but you weren’t so sure. All the times his hair curtained a kiss, or tickled your thighs, or was woven between your fingers – it all made you reluctant to see him ever give it up. 

You hummed at the memories, all the while your fingers playing and weaving, until without being quite conscious of it, you had divided his hair into two equal portions. Grinning, you retrieved a couple of hair ties from Sam’s bedpost.

As it turned out, Cas, technically, won Round 4.

Without warning, the angel appeared at the bedside. He liked to do that. “Sam. Dean and Charlie are in need of some assistance.”

Years of interrupted nights and hasty escapes had Sam out of bed and stumbling into clothes within seconds.

“Are you staying behind?” he asked, looking back to you as he fumbled with his belt.

“Yeah, if it’s nothing urgent. I’ve got to research that case outside of Topeka. I’ll see you later, ‘kay?”

He gave you a quick peck on the lips and was out the door, pigtails bouncing innocently the whole way.

Cas watched the entire thing with a puzzled expression.

“Why is Sam’s hair—”

“Newest hunter fashion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“Say a word, and I’ll tell Dean you’re the one who took his AC/DC tee. Keep quiet, and we both can have our secrets while they last.”



Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Wins Big At The MTV Movie Awards. All the Winners here. 

Movie of the Year

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens (WINNER)
  • Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • Creed
  • Deadpool
  • Jurassic World
  • Straight Outta Compton

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"Show Me The Money 4"? No, more like "Mino and Friends"

So basically most of the contestants and judges are part of Mino’s Inner Circle and i almost forgot that he’s bff with Hyukoh! (who is now under HIGHGROUND x YG)
I wonder if he’s the one who introduced Hyukoh to Tablo? is there anyone he isn’t friends with in the industry? Oh yeah, ants.

21st Critics’ Choice Awards Winners


The Big Short
Bridge of Spies
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Spotlight - WINNER
Star Wars: The Force Awakens


Bryan Cranston – Trumbo
Matt Damon – The Martian
Johnny Depp – Black Mass
Leonardo DiCaprio – The Revenant - WINNER
Michael Fassbender – Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne – The Danish Girl


Cate Blanchett – Carol
Brie Larson – Room - WINNER
Jennifer Lawrence – Joy
Charlotte Rampling – 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan – Brooklyn
Charlize Theron – Mad Max: Fury Road


Paul Dano – Love & Mercy
Tom Hardy – The Revenant
Mark Ruffalo – Spotlight
Mark Rylance – Bridge of Spies
Michael Shannon – 99 Homes
Sylvester Stallone – Creed - WINNER


Jennifer Jason Leigh – The Hateful Eight
Rooney Mara – Carol
Rachel McAdams – Spotlight
Helen Mirren – Trumbo
Alicia Vikander – The Danish Girl - WINNER
Kate Winslet – Steve Jobs

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‘The Day of the Doctor’ has been nominated in the ‘Best of British’ category at the 2014 Freesat Awards.

The awards celebrate the absolute best programme or series on the UK’s free-to-air TV channels, and the winner will be decided by a panel of industry experts.

The full list of nominees are as follows:

Doctor Who: The Day of the Doctor - BBC One

Sherlock – BBC One

Strictly Come Dancing – BBC One

Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway – ITV

Downton Abbey – ITV

The winner will be announced on Tuesday, 17th June 2014.


Mino (미노) - I hate fuckin 개미 (Ants)

English Lyrics: HERE

results are in, folks. i had 150+ notes for this, so competition was really fierce. thank you so, so much to everyone who entered, and i honestly wish i could give every single person an award because there were so many amazing entries <3 without further ado…

the civil war award: best url

winner: @buckycap runners-up: @worthytchalla + @inseparablesoldiers

the vision award: best updates tab

winner: @cvptainbvcky​ runners-up: @steveogers + @worthyvisioh

the scarlet witch award: best icon

winner: @starsleia runners-up: @srgtbucksbarnes + @stormtrupers

the hawkeye award: best blog theme

winner: @tonystahrk runners-up: @havleyatwell + @spectacularavengers

the black panther award: best mobile theme

winner: @cptndorito runners-up: @lexluthorr + @teambucky

the falcon award: best marvel blog

winner: @smoltonystark runners-up: @jamesbarnes107th + @marvel-obsessions

the black widow award: best multi-fandom blog

winner: @obiwanjedi runners-up: @mariahill + @wondrwoman

the winter soldier award: best original content (gifs/edits)

winner: @stevierogres runners-up: @barnesevans + @bartowskis

the war machine award: best original content (writing/art)

winner: @brickhousebuck runners-up: @poetdameron + @kinkybucky

the ant-man award: nicest blogger

winner: @captnadorable runners-up: @jediqueenrey + @blackpanthevs

the spiderman award: rising star

winner: @starked runners-up: @jbarnes + @nightwingedd

the iron man award: best posts

winner: @chrisprvtt runners-up: @coloursteve + @brockrumluw

the captain america award: instant followback

winner: @mattmrdokc runners-up: @steverxgers + @buckiejbarnes

the team iron man award: best overall

winner: @worthystevie runners-up: @caprxgers + @jonhnystorm

the team cap award: my personal favorite(s)

winners: @bavton@buckypupbarnes, + @captvinrogers

you can see what you won here! thanks again for entering, everyone!

Ho ho ho~ time to get a little sentimental! First of all, I want to wish you all a great year && merry christmas! I still can’t believe the amount of great aces (vips & blackjacks) I’ve encountered along the way. I don’t have time to write a speech (time issues ;u;) but let me tell you how much I love seeing all of you on my dash! thank you for filling my days with jokes and great graphics! I’m so thankful to be part of something from the very start. I met incredible people, outspoken and brave ones. So talented. I’m even more happy to hear you appreciate my stupid graphics lol well, time’s up! happy new year to all my followers! (: and now CUT! check out these amazing bloggers: 

> btw I hate this special snowflake 'cause she’s the reason I smile everyday, aishiteru yo little neko <

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