answer: yes they could

dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥
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“All I knew about Cuba was that people drove old American cars and that Ché Guevara was tied with Bob Marley as most popular poster in dorm rooms. Then my friend Erin invited me on a 2-week trip to Havana. The first thing I noticed in Havana was that the city was dark at night. There were no streetlights, porch lights or living-room lamps. It was pitch black except for the faint colorful glow spilling out of open doors everywhere, and it came from the TVs. The light captivated me. For the next two weeks I wandered around, slipping in and out of strangers’ living rooms. Each time I came across an open door and a working TV set, I would ask if I could take a picture. The answer was always yes. Nobody seemed to think it was an odd request and it was usually accompanied by a Cuban coffee or rum.”

Simone Lueck

  • Person A: I have an idea to propose
  • Person B: What is it?
  • Person A: *gets down on one knee*
  • Person B: Ok, the answer is yes babe, but you could do better than that
one more time (m)

genre: fuckboy au + smut

words: 5.5k

member: jimin 

you can’t resist jimin, even if he is a fuckboy.

Originally posted by 9taefox


You woke up to the sound of your ringtone blaring into your ear. You huffed, screwing your eyes shut and hoping it would stop; it didn’t. Reaching out, you grabbed your phone and squinted at the bright screen, your eyes needing time to adjust.

Jimin.

You sighed through your nostrils, closing your eyes and ignoring the impending headache that you could already feel starting in your temples. You debated not answering, and the call ended. You nearly let a smile form on your lips, but your phone began to vibrate in your hand again, Jimin’s name popping up once again as the sound of your ringtone kept you from sleeping.

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Scott McCall x Reader x Stiles Stilinski 

Warnings: Slight sexual content, teasing, dom!reader, sub!Scott & sub!Stiles.
Word count: 819

A/N: Hands down and credit to the fantastic @pissheadofficial​​, for sharing a dirty mind like my own, coming up with the best imagines there is. There will be several more parts to this, I don’t think I’ll ever get enough.


“Is Y/N like a supernatural dominatrix or something?” Allison muttered, earning a glance from Lydia before she also gave you a quick look. You were standing on the other side of the corridor, half outside of the classroom, talking to one of your teachers about the results of a test.

Lydia putted her books into the locker and shut the door after her. “No, she’s human.” Lydia snickered with a quirked eyebrow and Allison frowned before turning towards Lydia again.

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anonymous asked:

I have a lesbian who is hunted by a monster for much of my book, and I've been avoiding it (she only barely escapes at first) but I think she needs to die. How do I do it tactfully? She's not the only lgbt main char but I want to do her justice

The Bury Your Gays Breakdown, from a Super Mysterious Assistant

Alright!  First, in case it’s helpful for anyone reading, I’m going to go into “should she die?”  It sounds like you’re pretty settled on that, but bear with me for a minute here.

So you want to kill your lesbian (or otherwise not-staight-and-cis) character!

The first thing you should consider is, does she have to die?  If so, why?  Is it the logical conclusion of her character arc to die?  Is there no other possible way the plot could be resolved?  If you can’t answer “yes” to one or both of those, you might want to reconsider killing her.  (If the answer to “why does she need to die?” is “so her girlfriend is single again and can be paired with another character” then you really want to reconsider, because it will not look good and there will be backlash.)

The second thing to consider is, do you have other living representation?  This is pretty simple: if you only have one lesbian character, killing her is more of a problem, because then you’re killing 100% of your lesbian characters.  If you have five lesbian characters, killing one-who is now 20% of your lesbian characters-isn’t as big an issue.  Keep in mind, you also want to consider how significant these other characters are: if you kill off a major lesbian character, you need other major lesbian characters to balance it out; minor characters who have two lines in the entire book don’t count, even if they’re lesbians.  (Whether other LGBT characters count is a bit of a gray area.  If you have one lesbian character who dies, but a bisexual, a transgender, a gay, and an ace character that live, it’s not quite as good as having several living lesbian characters, but it’s better than only having living straight-and-cis characters.)

So you’ve decided you have a good reason to kill your lesbian character, and your story won’t be bereft of any living representation when you do?  Let’s talk about how to kill her well!

The first rule is, however your character dies, it should not have to do with her being a lesbian.  She should not be seduced by a woman who turns out to be an assassin (or vampire) and murders her.  She should not run into Zeus, who kills her for refusing him.  She should, probably, not be shot and killed by a stray bullet, although five years from now that one might be okay.  What kills her should be just as likely (historically, in both media and real life, as well as logically) to kill anyone else.

The second rule is, her death has to be the result of her choice.  She shouldn’t die because someone else decided to kill her, and she didn’t have enough plot armor to stop them.  She should die because she made a decision-maybe not rational, maybe not fully aware of the risks, but her own decision-and that decision directly resulted in her death.  She stepped in front of the charging mook to protect the hero while he finished the spell that will save the world, or she decided to cross the canyon on the rickety bridge as a shortcut, and it broke when she was halfway across.

The third rule is, her death has to matter to the plot.  This one is a little hard to pin down, because “the plot” is such a variable thing, but the general idea is: imagine if, instead of dying, your lesbian character got exasperated with these idiots she’s been hanging around with, bought a bus ticket to California, and lived out the rest of her life in happy plot-free-land.  Would the rest of your story go the same way, minor details (such as a mention of her) aside?  Then there is a problem.  If, however, whatever she does while or because she’s dying, or what she does that results in her death, changes the direction of the plot, then her death matters.

Now, one last thing: if you do all this, your reader, or listeners, or watchers, will still be upset.  But if they’re upset because a favorite character of theirs died, rather than because another lesbian was killed for no purpose but sensationalism, then you’ve done your job well.

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@atrociouscreations asked for something like, if Percy accepted being a God at the end of the PJO series. And Idk why, but this was the first thing that popped into my head and I had to draw yet. I read awhile ago some headcannons for a dark Percy god, and oh was it so good, that I think some of that was what inspired this… 

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Proposing- BTS

(for @moonlight-91 )


Jin-

Originally posted by bwiseoks

-there WILL be fireworks.

-because seokjin is he definition of “extra”.

-pops the big, beautiful question at disney land, where you both first admitted you loved eachother.

-had to have all the boys opinions on the proposal before he planned everything.

-picked the most beautiful ring for you that costed a pretty penny.

-made sure your favorite disney characters were in attendance.

-as you were distracted by the huge colorful fireworks that spelled out “marry me?” Jin, got on his knee behind you and waited for you to turn around.

-once you did, you broke out into sobs as everyone around you was cheering and jin was on the verge of tears as well. Awaiting your answer.

-you could only nod your head “yes” frantically before jin literally jumped up and wrapped his arms around you, crying and pressing his lips against yours.

-you just know you both will have a long happy marriage.  


Suga-

Originally posted by i-am-your-alibi

-wanted to write a song and ask you to marry him through the lyrics.

-spent literally day and night trying to work on the perfect song but he wasn’t satisfied with any of it. 

-you were getting worried and absolutely over thinking that he was spending so much time in the studio and not with you.

-you really began to think he was growing tired of you.

-it was now 2:30 am and yoongi was STILL in the studio while you were tossing and turning in bed. 

-”fuck this,” you said before getting up and getting ready to approach yoongi at the studio.

-once you made it and you knocked on the door, yoongi opened up and you immediately noticed how out of it and tired you look.

-his eyes met yours and he began to tear up.

-”FUCK.”

-”i’m just trying to make my proposal fucking perfect and I can’t even do that for you, damn it.”

-obviously the stress of asking you to marry him in the way you deserved was getting to him.

-holy fuck, you just realized he said “proposal”.

-”you want to marry me, min yoongi?…”

-he came and held you tightly to him, small tears running down both of your cheeks.

-”will you please?” he asked with his forehead pressed against yours while he reached into his pocket for the gorgeous ring he’d gotten you.

-it wasn’t exactly traditional but you were so happy you were proposed to by the love of your life.


J-Hope-

Originally posted by gotbangboys

 -scared. scared. SCARED.

-practiced how to ask you with yoongi.

-”this is so unexpected, oh my god YES!” yoongi teased.

-”hyung stop playing, I really love her! She has to say yes…”

-”she will, just go ask her.”

-didn’t want a crazy proposal, just wanted to keep it intimate and personal between the two of you.

-legit proposed to you once you answered the door for him.

-didn’t say a word, just got onto his knee, busted out the beautiful ring and stared at you with nothing but nervousness in his eyes.

-you gasped and seriously almost passed out from the shock.

-you screamed out “YES” before being attacked with Hoseok’s hugs and kisses.

-planning the wedding is gonna be HELLA fun.


Rap Mon-

Originally posted by jeonyween

-well thought out and fucking beautiful proposal.

-rented out your favorite restaurant so that it was just you two with your favorite food and music playing.

-you both were so entranced in interesting and fun conversation, it felt kind of like a first date.

-namjoon grew anxious and excited when it was time for dessert come out.

-(you bet your ass your ring was inside the chocolate cake you would be sharing.)

-although it both kind of made you cringe, you allowed namjoon to feed you the first bite of cake. 

-believe it or not, you got the ring in the first bite.

-once you pulled the gorgeous diamond ring out of your mouth, you looked over at a nervous/ unbelievably happy namjoon get onto his knee.

-he slowly reached out and helped place the ring onto your finger.

-tears filled your eyes as you looked at the gorgeous piece of jewelry and then at your gorgeous fiance.


Jimin-

Originally posted by kryssykook

-was at first so nervous and had no idea how to ask you.

-thought day and night of cute ideas on how to ask you.

-figured out the best way finally.

-blinded fold you at like 3 AM and took you to where your first met.

-a concert venue during a BTS performance.

-he helped you onto the stage where he first locked eyes with you while you were in the audience. 

-”open your blindfold, baby…”

-you see Jimin on his knee with the most beautiful ring you’ve ever laid eyes on his hand. 

“Y/N, there’s so many reasons on how and why I fell in lo-”

-he couldn’t finish due to your pouncing on him and knocking him down, passionately pressing your lips against his.

-you both had such an intense makeout session on the stage floor, when you pulled away you were both out of breath and slightly dazed.

-”yes.” you whispered against his lips before kissing him again.


V-

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

-seriously got a ring a week after you both started dating.

-ya’ll have been together for 3 years now and he wants more.

-decides to take you on a vacation and propose to you in a relaxed and loving setting, just the two of you.

-is sitting on the plane with you and watches as you stare out the plane window, feeling like he’s falling even more in love with you with each passing second.

-can’t even hold it in anymore.

-”please marry me,” he says to you while looking at you with nothing but love in his eyes.

-you turn around to see him reach into his pocket and pull out a velvet box.

-you couldn’t help but cry and nod your head yes and while Taehyung slipped the ring on your finger, promising to make you the happiest person in the world.


Jungkook-

Originally posted by apgujeon

-asked all of his hyungs how he should propose.

-he took namjoon’s “just ask how you’d like to be asked” advice.

-thought you deserved an unforgettable proposal so that’s exactly what he gave you.

-called you up on stage during an actual fucking concert and instantly became all giggly and smiley. 

-but super nervous on the inside.

-once you came up on stage, he wasted no time and decided to just do it.

-you hadn’t even fully made it onto the stage when he got onto one knee in front of your direction.

-the cheers from the crowd outweighed the very soft but inevitable boos.

-the boys stood back and watched with happiness and proudness in their eyes.

-you covered your face with your hands while Jungkook put the microphone down and asked you loudly due to the intense cheers.

-you simply nodded yes, too emotional to say or do anything else before he jumped up and picked you up by your waist, kissing you hard and already planning your married life.

おやすみ彼氏8~おネエな彼氏と過ごす夜~ Sample Voice 2
黒井勇 (Shirai Yuusuke)
おやすみ彼氏8~おネエな彼氏と過ごす夜~ Sample Voice 2

おやすみ彼氏8~おネエな彼氏と過ごす夜~ Sample Voice 2 (CV: Shirai Yuusuke)

*NSFW, headphones advised!

Release Date: October 27th, 2017.

chocolate & toothpaste (2/3)

Originally posted by peters-mjs

—- OH LOOK IT’S PART TWO BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE REQUESTED IT AND WOW THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE, I DIDN’T EVEN THINK IT WAS THAT GOOD. 

also I decided to make this a 3 part series sooooo yeah enjoy :)

part one


Tom Holland is my soulmate.

I stare directly forward as my mouth hangs open. I look at my parents to see them staring at me, I nod my head signalling that he was in fact my soulmate. 

“So when are you going to meet him?” My dad says, I look at him in shock.

“Dad, this is Tom Holland we are talking about. The new Spider-Man. I can’t just message him and say Oh hi there Tom, by the way I’m your soulmate, do you want to meet up soon? I can’t do that dad, he’s famous.” I now start to wonder how the hell I’m supposed to get into contact with him.

“I don’t know how I can help you sweetie, all I can do is hope for the best.” My mum says as I walk out of the kitchen heading towards my bedroom.

I fast walk to my room, shutting the door quickly before hopping onto my bed grabbing my laptop. I quickly search up where Tom Holland was right now. Not being stalkerish, but totally being stalkerish. 

Oh this steak tastes nice.

FOCUS.

Clicking on the first article that popped up I see that he was in a town not to far from here. Probably about an estimated 4 hour drive, but it would be worth it to meet your soulmate.

Okay well this is too good to be true but i’ll take it. (A/N I JUST WANT THEM TO MEET OKAY LET ME LIVE OUT MY CRINGEY LIFE)

*the next morning (because i want them to meet already lol)*

I bid my parents goodbye as I grab my keys and head out the door. I hop into my car before driving all the way to the area in which Tom was staying. I am able to taste a butter croissant on my lips, which brings as smile to my face as it reminds me of that one video that Tom made.

Before I know it, I reach my destination. I pause for a moment realising that I did not plan this out at all. I mean, he could be anywhere. I whip my phone out and immediately check Instagram to see if there was anyway I could see where he was. 

Luckily for me, Harrison had put on his story that they were in an arcade, only moments ago, and by moments I mean an hour ago. Maybe, just maybe, they will still be there. 

I hop into a taxi and tell him to head to the arcade. I sit and think for a moment, what am I doing…? Did I seriously just drive for 4 hours straight to see Tom Holland who could potentially be my soulmate? Yes, the answer is yes.

I look out the window to see that we were already at the arcade, I hand him the money for the ride, telling him to keep the change before rushing out of the taxi and into the arcade. I run back outside to see a cafe next to it and run in.

“Hi, can I please get a small chai latte?” I ask, panting slightly as I give the barista a smile. 

“That will be $4.50″ I hand her the money before waiting in a booth for my drink. All of a sudden I see two guys walk in, one with his hood up.

My eyes widen as I realise that they were wearing the exact same clothes as Tom and Harrison were in the video on Harrisons story. I slump my shoulders as I stare at them. Wow, Tom looked even more handsome up close.

“Chai Latte?” The barista says, I grab it sitting back down in the booth, pulling my phone out so it wasn’t obvious I was staring at them, although to me it seemed very obvious. When they finish ordering they walk around the cafe trying to find somewhere to sit.

I didn’t even realise how busy it was until they were standing right in front of me. 

“Hi love, sorry to bother you but do you mind if we sit here, There are no more other seats left.” I hear Tom say, I look up at him and give him a nervous smile. 

“Y-Yeah, no problem.” I stutter as I place the chai latte down. They both give me a smile before slipping into the booth on the opposite side of me, conversing back into a conversation as I sit and listen in pretending to be on my phone. 

“It’s weird Haz, I’m surprised I haven’t tasted any of that banana on bread with honey today.” Tom says making me choke on air. He gives me a concerned look but I nod to him, signalling that I am fine. 

Slowly while staring at him, I take a sip of my chai latte. Waiting for a reaction. He pauses mid sentence, licking his lips. 

“I think I taste, ch-chai? I think so.” Then he freezes, turning to me. Both of them do as I sit their sipping my chai latte.

“B-Banana bread girl?” Tom whisper, almost making me burst out into laughter at the nickname. 

“Y-Yeah, that’s me, I guess. Oh and by the way, sorry for ruining your steak last night.”


part three



OH I CRINGE AT THIS SORRY IF THIS SUCKED I KNOW THE FIRST PART WAS BETTER BUT IM GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF RIGHT NOW AND I COULDN’T WRITE PROPERLY BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO MAKE ANYONE WAIT FOR A PART TWO OKAY, PART THREE WILL PROBABLY BE UP TOMORROW, 

PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK I NEED IT!!! AND FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING AND SEND IN YOUR REQUESTS.


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underappreciated things from twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier
    • the entire scene of jeff blim reenacting two separate personalities from twisted, but especially the callback to “you live here?” “i’m squattin’ here” where he’s “but i live here” “NOOOOOOOO you’re just squattin’ here”
  • joe walker’s Royal Vizier makeup, specifically the lipstick damn it’s good
  • the way that dylan says “a song is often a prelude…………… to a DIACK
  • robert manion, just in general. the one hit wonder that i fell in love with throughout the course of the musical
  • jim pavolo!!! i love him so much??? that deep voice can straight up eviscerate me and i would say thank you and sorry for inconveniencing him
  • the way that they say “totties” i’m just screeching it’s so cute and also hilarious
    • in the same vein, the little gestures that jeff does when he’s explaining about the princess
  • SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC CARPET
  • in the opening number when lauren asks “why is every one in the kingdom white” and jeff in the background just “mostly welsh actually”
  • “they’re stretch marks. they happen.”
  • he fucked a tigerrrrrrrrrr~
  • joe’s little “what” after they call him a tiger fucker for the last time
  • “usually when you poison my wine it means you wanna talk what’s up are you mad at me”
  • rachael forgetting aladdin’s name and spelling it wrong because that’s the cutest shit ever i’m sobbing
  • mrs. robinson you’re trying to seduce me.
  • “this wouldn’t have happened if you’d fixed the socio-economic inequality like you’d promised, ja’far”
  • dylan’s face after jim walks in after a song is a dick in sheep’s clothing
  • It is you, you’re just wearing different clothes.
  • how fucking attractive jeff blim is, i’m actually screeching he’s a hot boy
  • take off your clothes
  • I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • robert doing the wooshy noises of the carpet
  • “do you think ja’far could be right about aladdin?” (multiple yes answers, cameraman nods)
  • one person in the crowd says “i don’t think so”
  • “ME NEITHER!”
  • hey where do hippopotamuses come from? “africa” SEE YOU’D FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU SORCERER
  • it’s simple chemistry
  • aU cOnTrAiRe
  • demONIC FURNITURE
  • i only wished to have a COAT made out of PUPPIES
    • why would you do that?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
    • that’s insane! that’s insane.
    • denise’s little “but. but the puppy coat. the puppy coat”
  • Oh. Didn’t my tiger eat your ass? (beat) TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER
  • bring achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt-
    • SHUT UP. STOP IT.
  • ja’far? Ja’farrr. Ja’FAR!
  • BEHOLD!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • the Djinn being super in awe of the audience
  • “i’ve got to become” a Dickfor. “what’s a dick for?” BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
  • CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE- oh shit (trips over cape)
  • youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. you’re the guy who killed my parents.
  • wait. if i’m you? then that means. i KiLlEd My PaReNtS?
  • “what’re you gonna do with the lamp?” WISH FOR STUFF jACKASS!!!!!!!
  • ok jesus christ i don’t know what’s going on here
  • ja’far! you’re like. a devil guy.
  • the smug lil look on rachael’s face after she buys the entirety of Pixar to end the war
  • “don’t you mean….. princess?”
    • “oh. i am so sorry, princess.”
    • darn tootin.
  • joe’s tiny “wait what happened to ja’far?”
  • RACHAEL’S LITTLE “you’re a diamond in the rough” BECAUSE I DIDN’T NEED MY FUCKING HEART
  • phenomenal cosmic powers. shitty, shitty living space.
  • and may the rats ejaculate upon you”
  • maybe if you kept your face out of that motherfucking book like ok belle go back to reading
  • the very subtle gayness of abdul and the captain before abdul dies it’s so cute and pure and i sob
  • first i lost her to the sultan. then i lost her to heaven. DAMN DYLAN YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD AND YET
  • the one line that Jim sings all by himself “’cause you STOLE my DAUGHTER’S HYMEN” and it’s surprisingly soulful
  • jezebel??!??!?!??!?!?
  • it’s enough to make me wish i were lowly and poor……… but like. with money!
  • joe walker just in general he kinda stole the show for me a lil because he’s so good at playing villains especially prince achmed
  • uh huh. we put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead.
    • yep. out of the highest window of the highest tower.
  • dylan’s little high note at the end of “1001 Nights” 
  • Science says you’re dead and gone forever, reason says I’m talking to the air…
    • thanks Dylan you’ve hurt me again
  • “is your penis an innie or an outie.”
  • OH YEAH ALSO THE KISS AT THE END LIKE YEAH DYLAN AND MEREDITH GET SOME
  • The Entire Musical Folks Just Please Appreciate This Musical More It’s So Fucking Good
No Love (M) | Part One

Long List of Warnings (trigger warnings)

Angst, Unfaithful Reader, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Slight Sexism, Social Issues, Child Abuse (non-sexual), Unhealthy Relationship Depiction, Unstable Reader, Slightly Manipulative Reader, Sex & stuff.

Disclaimer: Other Kpop artist/Fictional Characters are portrayed in this, this is not an accurate representation of their personality so please do NOT get offended.  

Word Count: 9.9k+

Description: After a two-year breakup with Yoongi, you suddenly run into him again at your boyfriend’s party. Drunk and alone, Yoongi passes out on you, and you convince Jiwon (your boyfiend) to let Yoongi stay over for the night without telling him about your history. Jiwon, who invited Yoongi as a business colleague, is willing. But little does he know that it will wreck havoc on your relationship. (Takes place the morning after this happens.)

Request:  “Hey could you do a daddy kink with Yoongi, please?”

A/N: You probably expected this to be a hot smut without any emotional roller coasters at all, didn’t you? Title is actually a song by Lyves that I listened to while writing the reader opening Yoongi’s present scene. - Admin Baby  

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[The first antibody test for HIV (then known as HTLV-3/LAV), licensed in 1985,] had another major drawback. It would potentially allow the selective identification of gay men, putting the eight million believed to be exposed at immediate risk for losing employment, health insurance, housing, and basic freedoms, including the freedom from quarantine. For this reason, the test was, in Dr. Caiazza’s emphatic estimation, “extremely dangerous.” Police officers in some cities were taking suspected carriers to hospitals in handcuffs demanding tests. Proposals for detention camps were gaining adherents across the country and the culture war against gay sex—still illegal in many states—had whipped into a frenzy. Atlanta’s Metropolitan Vice Squad marched into the Club Baths, a wholly legal establishment, and arrested dozens of men there on charges of sodomy, a criminal act in Georgia. In Gainesville, Florida, sick AIDS patients were being deported to San Francisco, no matter the cost. State health officials in California were talking about making results from blood bank tests reportable, converting a voluntary act of civic altruism into an anti-gay dragnet.



In fact, quarantine orders had already been issued by the CDC for any foreign homosexual attempting to enter the country—supplementing the statute that barred gay people generally, even as tourists. This surprising news was only revealed when a reporter from The Bay Area Reporter, the Native’s sober counterpart in San Francisco, stumbled upon it. The memorandum of quarantine instructed medical officers from the Public Health Service to ask suspected aliens if they were homosexual, and to hold those answering yes in special detention facilities until they could be deported. The CDC claimed it opposed the order but was forced to issue it by the Reagan administration. Gay papers across the country reprinted the BAR story, but the news was ignored by the non-gay press. Nobody in America knew the perils we faced. Heterosexual friends and relatives discounted our concerns as overblown. If the perils were credible, surely they would know about it from Mike Wallace or Harry Reasoner. According to the Native’s Washington correspondent, the assistant secretary of health, Edward Brandt Jr., said that “such extreme measures as quarantine and mass firings of gays and other high-risk individuals from schools and hospitals have been seriously discussed within administration councils.” The draconian political solutions seemed almost as serious as the epidemic itself.

—  David France, How to Survive a Plague: The Inside Story of How Citizens and Science Tamed AIDS (2016), Pt. 2, Ch. 3
Bf!Tom and Spiders
  • Inspired by the massive spider in my room. Btw here did you go while I was making dinner??When I came back you were gone!

 


 


  • Tom and spiders
  • What a beautiful story
  • Okay let’s be real
  • He’s so afraid of the
  • Like how adorable is that
  • Okay so imagine you’re in your apartment
  • Under the shower actually
  • You had a long and kind of stressful day
  • You didn’t turn on many lights cause they would wake you up
  • So you were just having some time for yourself

 

  • Until you heard the loudest scream ever
  • Like e v e r
  • turning off the water,you stood there waiting 
  • „THERE IS A BLOODY TARANTULA IN THE KITCHEN, WERE GOING TO DIE!!!!”
  • What a drama queen
  • „ITS STARING AT ME SOMEONE SEND HELP!!“
  • But you took your time
  • “I AM DYINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!111!1!1”
  • You made your way downstairs
  • And the sight was kind of very amusing
  • Tom stood on top of the table
  • Having nothing but pure panic on his face
  • “IT IS MOVING NOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO DIE YET!”
  • You still thought he was overreacting
  • Turns out he wasn’t
  • Cause girl
  • THERE WAS I FUCKING HUGE SPIDER ON THE GROUND
  • “HOLY STEP DANCING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT???!!!??”

 

  • You climbed on to the table next to Tom
  • “I think we won’t survive this and I just want to let you know, I love you. I really do with all of my heart.”
  • Awwww
  • That’s so cute
  • My heart can’t take this
  • “I love you more Holland.”
  • As kind of an response he leaned in and pressed his lips on your
  • Wow
  • Can you imagine kissing him
  • That’d be so amazing
  • Like he would so gentle ahhhh
  • But at the same time there was some eager
  • And he always had one hand on your waist and the other on cupped your cheek
  • Oiiii
  • And your hands would be either in his hair or his aRmS
  • THOSE ARMS HOLY MOTHER
  • I want this now

 

  • After some time it got pretty heated
  • Aka meaning you and Tom laying on the kitchen table
  • You wouldn’t have a shirt on anymore
  • And loverboy didn’t either
  • You’d be so lost that kind of forget about the
  • “Spider!”
  • You saw it while you were kissing him
  • It was on his upper back
  • Just laying there
  • You quickly moved away
  • “Okay love don’t panic.Just stay still.”
  • “Why do I feel something on my back?”
  • “Breathe.”
  • “Y/n what’s on my back!?!??”
  • He was only whisper shouting now
  • But you stayed silent
  • “God damn it what’s on my back right now!!!?”
  • After some time you mumbled a word that sounded like
  • “shwiner…”
  • “What? Love stop fucking around.”
  • “A spider okay! The spider is on you right now.“

 

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anonymous asked:

I'm in love with monsta x even more now 😍😍 so I feel the need to request, --what would mx do if you were to randomly hold their hand while you guys are walking down the street, but you're just friends? (They like you and you like them but you're not dating)?? Thanks my queen!,💗

Shownu is old-school polite, so he’d probably gently let go because he doesn’t want to do anything that might be inappropriate, especially not in public. He would rather you first be secure in your romantic feelings for each other than to just hold your hand because you’re simply friends. Don’t take it the wrong way though, he just want to keep affectionate gestures - even small ones - special for when you two are actually together.

Kihyun would jump at the chance to pull out some of his wit and he’d just be like “Oh, was your hand cold or am I being flirted with right now?” depending on your answer you could either shyly mumble that yes, your hand was cold and Kihyun is your friend so he can’t let you be cold OR you could wink and be like “Which do you prefer?” and for the first time you might be able to leave him speechless.

Hyungwon would look down at your hands briefly, but then assume you didn’t want to lose him in the crowd. You’ve got to be a bit more direct when it comes to him because he’ll never draw the right conclusions. You’ll hold hand for a long time though, and at some point he might even tell you he likes the feeling of your hand in his.

Minhyuk is someone who seems completely comfortable with this kind of skinship between friends, but he likes you so he’d secretly try to do something to see how you’d react. Instead of just holding hands, he’d intertwine your fingers and maybe rub the back of your palm with his thumb. Seeing you not pull away or get uncomfortable will make feel all giddy inside. 

Wonho would kind of jump in surprise before sheepishly asking what you’re doing. People think he’s a flirt with lots of confidence, but in reality things like holding hands making him blush and he’d be like “I-Is this ok? A-Are you sure?” and you’d nod slowly and feel Wonho’s palm get sweaty. But it’s cute, both of you guys get butterflies in your stomach. 

Jooheon would immediately assume something is up and he’d be like “Why did you grab my hand? Is someone following us? Were you falling behind?” and you’d have to admit that you just did it because you wanted to, to which Jooheon will try to chuckle it off but also in his head he’ll be screaming about how this is really happening, Jooheon don’t mess this up! 

Changkyun/IM would squeeze your hand and be like “Couldn’t resist?” and you’ll be like “What do you mean?” and Changkyun, who is famously straightforward, would go “The urge to touch me.” and you’d flame up red and he’ll just be grinning, but he’d love holding your hand. He’d even swing them a bit and keep telling you that if you want to hold his hand - hold it like you mean it.