answer facebook


He has been giving out fake passwords ever since he got Wi-Fi in this damn place! How stupid are you people anyway? He doesn’t want to give out his password because he doesn’t want you here checking your Facebook, or answering your e-mails, or YouTubing Zoella, or whatever the hell it is you’re doing. This isn’t your office. It’s a diner! Go home!


Some of my favorite questions and answers from the Facebook Live video:

Question: If you’re driving in your car, what are you listening to?

David: Well, honestly the last couple days I’ve been listening to my album because I’ve been rehearsing in the car. And I’m just happy that I didn’t have an accident where my car goes off the road and my own album is playing and I die. Because that would be horrible. The worst.

Okay I have a couple of questions. Your kids.

David: Yeah

They look just like you.

David: Mmm

I mean, I know we don’t want to talk too much about your kids obviously, but they look just like you. Jeez. That’s cool

*David Laughs*

I guess you’re the dad

David: Yeah exactly

Can I touch on the other stuff? I mean, 1993 your life changes

David: Yeah X-Files stuff, yeah

I mean these guys they’re my assistants but they’re truly here because they’re freaks with X-Files

David: X-files, really? At your age?

*off camera* Yeah!

I mean they said “Tommy, do you think he could call Scully?”


David: You know, when you’re not rolling

That last question though… 👀

concept: everyone in adam’s dorm thinks he’s a witch

so, like, everyone knows there’s something odd about that parrish guy. he’s smart as hell and charming and sweet and also snarky and hilarious…but he has secrets. and not just the boyfriend back in virginia (who’s a catholic, street-racing farmer with a kid???) who no one can agree exists or not (there’s a whole betting pool on it). no, something’s strange with adam parrish. he knows things. weird things. like when it’s going to rain or when a professor’s going to cancel class or when the machine in the dining hall is out of ice cream. also, he’s freakishly great with plants (this one guy likes to tell this story of a rosebush flowering when he touched it but he could’ve just been high) and animals (stray dogs tend to follow him around campus a lot). he casually tells a bunch of girls he’ll do tarot readings for them once at a party and everyone assumes it’s just for fun, but everything comes true, in some form or fashion. so after that, there’s usually a small cluster of people waiting outside his door when he gets back from class to see how they’re going to do on that quiz or how that date’s going to go or if they should take that internship or forgive that relative or rekindle that friendship. so word starts going around that there’s something not quite normal about adam parrish. something unexplainable. something mystical. something witchy. he gets invited to join the campus wiccan club numerous times and he always politely declines. he doesn’t charge anything for the readings but people drop off small gifts anyway: baked goods and handmade jewellery and potted herbs and thank you notes. he gains a modest, devoted following. he answers questions on a facebook group in his spare time. obviously there are skeptics but no one really pays too much attention to a kid giving ‘psychic’ advice in his dorm room. it’s college. weirder shit happens all the time.

finally his roommate has to ask one day, as tactfully as possible, pretending he’s not actually buying into any ridiculous campus rumours: “…so are you or aren’t you?” and adam just looks up at him, distracted, and says, “what, bi? obviously. i have a boyfriend.” and his roommate is just like, “…never mind.” 

adam honestly kind of likes being ~cool and ~mysterious and well-known and he likes helping people out and being appreciated for his ~special talents even if he thought all he wanted was to fit in and fly under the radar and be normal. blue tells him he couldn’t be normal if he tried; gansey’s proud; ronan’s smug.

so people speculate for a while and never get any real answers about it and eventually they just accept his uncanny intuition as one of the quirks of the campus. UNTIL that one time ronan comes up to visit with a black cat trailing behind him that goes straight to adam when he sees him and a raven on his shoulder and an icy glare that seems like it could put a curse on anyone it falls on and everyone is intimidated and in awe because 1. the boyfriend is real, 2. they’re both actual witches, and 3. damn, they’re really fucking hot together

The Joshua Tree. 11 songs, 11 questions, 11 minutes.

The Joshua Tree. 11 songs, 11 questions, 11 minutes. This Thursday, thirty years to the day since the release of this iconic album, it’s your chance to #AskU2 ANYTHING about the record. Favourite track. Recording highlight. Most memorable gig. Best 1987 haircut. Post your questions using #AskU2
At 3pm (Eastern) on Thursday Larry, Adam, Edge & Bono will be live from the studio here on Facebook to answer your questions. #AskU2 #U2TheJoshuaTree2017

i can finally sleep well yay

anonymous asked:

tbh I was a shy-ish but really obnoxious kid until I was like 11. then I realized how annoying I was and was quiet until maybe I was 14 or 15, now I'm not shy at all lmao

Huh, that’s actually something interesting that I wanted to mention. Although many ENTPs go through that shy phase, we can still be pretty obnoxious and weird.

heythatsmyuterus  asked:

it is extremely important that you draw jake the dog farting. yes. i see it. your lips begin to open to form the word "why?", but you stop yourself. because you already know the answer to that question. and suddenly, your confusion turns into acceptance, and your acceptance turns into paradise. and now you see it too.

theladychelsea  asked:

Wentworth Miller was answering questions on facebook, and when asked if he has a favorite flower, he responded, "I'm partial to roses. I like 'em sassy and shameless. Over-the-top." which makes me think that Snart is EXACTLY the same

I SAW THAT LOL god I love wentworth and his humor, u ever see that video he uploaded where he told that duck joke? that’s my favorite fucking joke it’s not even funny but it made me laugh so hard


Rupert Grint and his Snatch co-stars Lucien Lavicousnt and Phoebe Dynevor went LIVE on Facebook and answered fans’ questions. (March 10, 2017)