CALLOUT POST TO: DEAN
this is a very serious callout post for DΞΔN aka DEAN aka DEANFLUENZA aka DEANTRBL aka DEANTHEOFFICIAL aka Kwon Hyuk so please read carefully and under your own risks!
- first of all…. this little BITCH ruined everybody’s otp (crush.t) and never apologized! look at poor zion.t ….. he’s a victim of de*n’s evil games ….
- VICTIM N°2: JAMES DEAN
isn’t suspicious that they share names? and one of them is DEAD? i have 0 (zero) proofs for this but i belive dean killed and stole his name…. he pretends to be his fan so no one suspects that it was him but oh no i see through your lies “little bastard”
- VICTIM N°3: MY NECK
i’m tired of having to move my head to see his instagram posts…. why is he trying to break my neck? is he looking for another HOMICIDE?
- the fuck is this even
- AGAIN i have 0 proofs for this but isn’t suspicious that he’s friends with everybody? he’s probably your fave’s bff.
what is he trying to do? also how did he appeared from nowhere? i woke up one day and everybody knew him, even me!!! WHO IS HE
my hypothesis? russian spy, reptilian, or he had this planned for years, we are all part of dean’s evil plan to end everyboy’s career. also….
- IS DEAN THE ZODIAC KILLER?
i’ll leave it to your own judgement…
- he’s everybody’s bff but still he’s a BAD FRIEND. how does he have the nerve to post this pic in which he looks ok but zico looks like dean just ate his soul? well maybe he actually did
- his instagram captions…. i got tired just by doing this. no words needed
- and lets not forget the #2k16BiggestLie
so dean doesn’t need new friends but still broke a marriage just to take crush with him? all right i see how things are …..
- “face in the pillow, ass where the wind blows” (put my hands on you lyrics. disgusting)
- this predebut picture. he was a 2012 nutella boy
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
- he’s a scorpio