another stolen relic

My Loki references make my family insane
  • Mom: Honey, you asked me to buy that cereal, now eat it!
  • Me: I never wanted the cereal. All I ever wanted, was to be his equal! *points at brother*
  • Mom: You are your brother's equal-
  • Me: He's not my brother! He never was!
  • Mom: Alright then, you're adopted! Just enough with the Loki references-
  • Me: Does this mean I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up, here until you might have use of me?
  • Mom: Seriously, enough-
  • Me: TELL MEEEEE
  • Mom: Enough! This is insane!
  • Me: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT?
  • Mom: Just eat your cereal-
  • Me: I DO WHAT I WANT *dramatic hair flip* *walks to brother* The burden of the cereal has fallen to you now. Farewell.
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”So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use for me?”

See, there’s a lot that we can’t really be sure of.

We don’t know if Loki had actually been abandoned. He was found in the temple, so there’s a chance that he had been put there only temporarily. Perhaps it is a Jotun thing done to all of their children, for ritual purposes — to be exposed to the environment, for their bodies to accept the cold. Perhaps Odin really did steal Loki, though he thought that he was rescuing him.

And on that note, how did Odin know that Loki was Laufey’s son? And how did he know that Loki was small for a Frost Giant baby? Had he seen many Frost Giant children in the past?

Happy Fanfic Author Appreciation Day!

There are so many amazing fanfic writers I have known through the years, and so many I love and adore now who I consider great friends. You uys are the best, and I wish you all much creativity through the next year!

I thought I would do something to show some of my favorite fanfics (that I haven’t already reblogged) and highlight the stuff I love so much I bookmarked it on AO3. These are my “personal faves not written by me” fics, so to speak. I’m pretty sure I have everyone here on Tumblr’s correct username, but if not, let me know!

Originally posted by longshankstumblarian

The massive list below the cut…

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One-Shot: No Matter Who You Are

Could u do a one-shot taking place in the first Thor movie? While u follow Loki to the vault room out of concern y he’s been so quiet, u overhear him confront Odin about his heritage. Shortly after when he’s alone in the vault room, u come out of ur hiding spot and try to comfort him, telling him wether Frost Giant or Asgardian he’s beautiful no matter what. U love him for who he is, not what he is. And have this connect from the request of fighting him after catching him sending the Destroyer. [Read here]  -Requested by @anhartcuteneon
GET READY FOR THE LOKI ANGST MY POOR TORTURED SON
Also I Lo-ki (low-key) had to rewatch this scene like 5485 times to get the words to match the movie and each time I died a little inside because my son
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Characters: Loki Laufeyson, Odin
Word Count: 972

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Thor 2011 - Sentence Starters Part 1

Send one (or more) to my muse and they will respond! Saw this post and was inspired to make my own.

  • “__’s power has no equal.”
  • “All is well.”
  • “Am I cursed?”
  • “An Einstein-Rosen bridge is a theoretical connect between two different points in space.”
  • “A wise king/queen never seeks out war.”
  • “At least make it a challenge for me.”
  • “Both of you were born to be kings/queens.”
  • “But you’re not king/queen!”
  • “Can I turn on the radio?”
  • “Couldn’t you just leave the bridge open for us?”
  • “Did you see what he/she did in there? I’m not sure finding them is the best idea.”
  • “Do my favor and don’t be dead.”
  • “Do not dishonor my father/mother’s name with your lies!”
  • “Do the ___ still live?”
  • “Do you realize what you’ve done; what you’ve started?”
  • “Do you swear to preserve the peace?”
  • “Do you swear to cast aside all selfish ambition?”
  • “Enough!”
  • “Get closer.”
  • “Get him/her to the healing room now!”
  • “Get the first aid kit.”
  • “Go!”
  • “Go now, while I still allow it.”
  • “Guards please, help!”
  • “He/she just broke your truce!”
  • “Here we remain as a beacon of up, shining out through the stars.”
  • “Hospital. You go, I’ll stay.”
  • “Humanity would/will not face this thread alone.”
  • “I am not dying for six college credits!”
  • “I am ready, father/mother!”
  • “I could have done it! For you, for all of us.”
  • “If its any consultation, I think you’re right.”
  • “I have no plans to die today.”
  • “I know that look.”
  • “I just lost my most important piece of evidence. Typical.”
  • “I’m sorry?”
  • “I’m telling you there is a connection between these atmospheric disturbances and my research.”
  • “I never wanted the throne!”
  • “In the end their king/queen fell.”
  • “I only ever wanted to be your equal.”
  • “I saved our lives.”
  • “I think I left something at the hospital.”
  • “I think that was legally your fault.”
  • “I think you want to see this.”
  • “I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance; bring about permanent peace… through you.”
  • “I thought you said it was a subtle aurora!”
  • “It is forbidden.”
  • “Its madness.”
  • “It is unwise to be in my company right now.”
  • “I told him.”
  • “It was ___, and its warriors, that brought peace to the universe.”
  • “I wanted only to protect you from the truth.”
  • “I want to know why!”
  • “I was a fool.”
  • “I was protecting my home!”
  • “I wish to know how that happened.”
  • “I wouldn’t have asked you to fly out here if I wasn’t absolutely sure.”
  • “Know your place.”
  • “Leave this to me.”
  • “Let’s move.”
  • “Look around you; we’re outnumbered.”
  • “Look how far you/they got!”
  • “My friend()s, have you forgotten all that we have done together?”
  • “Never has an enemy slipped my watch until this day.”
  • “Next time you decide to taser someone, make sure they are already in the car, okay?”
  • “No, no, no!”
  • “Not yet.”
  • “Once mankind accepted a simple truth - that they/we are not alone in this universe.”
  • “Only one of you can ascend to the throne.”
  • “Oh please.”
  • “Our armies drove them back into the heart of their own world.”
  • “Right, good one.”
  • “Run back home, little princess.”
  • “Silence!”
  • “Silver-tongue turned to lead?”
  • “So be it.”
  • “So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?”
  • “Sorry I tased you.”
  • “Stop and think.”
  • “Tell me!”
  • “Tell no one where we/I have gone until we/I have returned.”
  • “That’s more like it.”
  • That’s pride and vanity talking, not leadership.”
  • “The cost was great.”
  • “The day will come when one of you/you will have to defend that peace.”
  • “The last seventeen occurrences have been predictable to the second.”
  • “There won’t be a kingdom to protect if you’re afraid to act.”
  • “They are the only clothes that I have that will fit you.”
  • “They have paid, with their lives.”
  • “They know you are vulnerable.”
  • “They must pay for what they have done.”
  • “This boy/girl has grown tired of your mockery.”
  • “This drink, I like it. Another!”
  • “This mortal form as grown weak, I need sustenance.”
  • “This was an act of few, doomed to fail.”
  • “This was an act of war!”
  • “This was to be my day of triumph.”
  • “Those plans no longer matter.”
  • “True, but I supported you.”
  • “Wait for it.”
  • “We are beyond diplomacy now.”
  • “We can’t keep doing this.”
  • “We/I/you have fallen into man’s myths and legends.”
  • “We know who you are.”
  • “We must go!”
  • “We returned home.”
  • “We shouldn’t be here.”
  • “We will accept your most gracious offer.”
  • “We will find the breach in our defenses and it will be sealed.”
  • “We would just be looking for answers.”
  • “What action would you take?”
  • “What am I?”
  • “What are you doing?”
  • “What because I… I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?”
  • “What? He/she was freaking me out!”
  • “What is that?”
  • “What’s this?”
  • “When I am king/queen, I’ll hunt the monsters down and slay them all.”
  • “Where are they?”
  • “Where did he/she come from?”
  • “Why did you brings us/me back?”
  • “Why do you twist my words?”
  • “Why have you come here… to make peace?”
  • “With the last great war ended, we withdrew from the other worlds.”
  • “You and I can end this, here and now, before there is further bloodshed.”
  • “You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy/girl!”
  • “You are an old man/woman and a fool!”
  • “You cannot even protect your friends; how can you hope to protect the kingdom?”
  • “You could have told me what I was from the beginning. Why didn’t you?”
  • “You dare threaten me with so puny a weapon?”
  • “You know not what your actions would unleash.”
  • “You long for battle; you crave it.”
  • “You must be mistaken.”
  • “You’re a __, not some storm-chaser.”
  • “You’re boy/girl sought this out.”
  • “You’re father/mother is a murderer and a thief.”
  • “You’re not dressed warmly enough.”
  • “You’re nothing but a boy/girl, trying to prove yourself a man/woman.”
  • “You’re thinking only as a warrior.”
  • “You took me for took me for a purpose. What was it?”
  • “You’ve come a long way to die.”
  • “You’ve forgotten everything I’ve taught you.”
Deleted lines from the Thor script #176
  • Loki: The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
  • Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. It was you. You were Laufey's son. By birth, anyway.
  • Loki: Laufeyson?
  • Odin: No - "Laufey'**S** Son". And only technically. You're actually *MY* son. I raised you!
  • Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
  • Odin: You were an innocent child. Plus, you were so cute when you grabbed my finger and tried to freeze it.
  • Odin: *(chuckles)*
  • Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!!!
  • Odin: Well, this was more of a bonus to having another son, but I did think we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you. Because of you. Isn't that an unprecedented, amazing feat? That's something no other being could have done!
  • Loki: What...?
  • Odin: But those plans no longer matter. Because your idiot brother fucked everything up.
  • Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
  • Odin: No! Don't be silly. We'll find something for you to do.
  • Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
  • Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to protect you. I was waiting for the right time to tell you.
  • Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
  • Odin: *(withering)* No! Of course not!
  • Loki: You know, it all makes sense NOW, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
  • Odin: *(steadies himself)*
  • Odin:
  • Loki: Oh, no! Are you Odinsleeping?
  • Odin:
  • Odin: *(belches majestically)*
  • Odin: Oof; shouldn't have had that second boar burger. Do you want to talk about this some more?
  • Loki: Really?
  • Odin: Verily! Now's as good a time as any.
Deleted lines from the Thor script #163
  • Loki: So, I'm no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me...?!
  • Odin: You're not locked up. You are free to come and go as you please. In fact, while you're out, can you pick up some of that balsamic fig glaze that your Mother likes?
  • Loki:
  • Odin: Sorry...
  • Loki:
  • Odin: ...I mean, that *Frigga* likes?
The Man Next Door

TITLE: The Man Next Door

CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: one shot

AUTHOR : tomcuddlesfic

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor Tom

GENRE: romance / fluff

FIC SUMMARY: Sadie moves in next door only to find out her neighbor might be insane.

RATING FOR THE WHOLE FIC: T

Author’s notes: Okay, so I have this problem where I have ideas but I physically do not want to write. I don’t want to write them out at all. There’s no motivation for me. Tired and bored of my shitty attitude, I sat myself down and wrote this out in hopes of finding my love for writing again. Tell me what you think please! I’m going to need it. And also, forgive me if it’s shit.

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