another one for the books yo

The 100 Hellatus Survival Kit

Since I know all of us will be in various stages of mourning and death over the next 9ish months, here’s some fandoms to fling yourselves into to cope! (WARNING: There’s a lot of books..)

* = (post) apocalypse / dystopia setting
** = relationship dynamic reminiscent of bellarke
*** = both

Television

**The Expanse

Want to fantasize about the delinquents in space? This is basically the S5 au you need.

  • kick ass space opera
  • diverse af cast
  • Nolden = Space Blarke (not kidding, this is what would’ve happened if she went to space)

**The X-Files

I know I never shut up about this show, but it’s for a good reason. Are you sad about Bellarke and need a long ass show to invest yourself in? With a slow burn couple, built on trust and respect and support? LOOK NO FURTHER!

  • government conspiracies
  • sad space parents
  • the longest slow burn that will renew your faith in blarke (its literally 7 years)
  • 10 seasons worth of content so you won’t run dry
  • MULDER AND SCULLY ARE LITERALLY BELLARKE I STG YOU CAN ASK HAILEE AND GRACE

Sense8

Looking for another “diverse group of misfits that create their own family” to cry over?

  • 8 people share a psychic link
  • the bad government want to experiment on them
  • the most diverse cast i stg (gay ships! trans characters! poc!)
  • ships that will make you cry for 17 days 
  • so many people sleep on this so and i not qu(white) understand

***The Walking Dead

How about another power couple leading a rag tag group of peeps through the apocalypse? (Yeah I’m talking about Richonne)

  • zombie apocalypse
  • i don’t think i really need to explain this
  • but ana would literally kill me if i didn’t include them on this list
  • richonne = bellarke material

**Lost

You can thank Mik and April for this one. In case you’re wondering what’s in store for blarke next season, or if you’re wanting to imagine that reunion.

  • DESMOND AND PENNY 
  • bunch a strangers plane crash on a magic island
  • it’ll melt your brains (I’ve watched it twice and I’m still not sure i completely understand everything)
  • but seriously ask mik about desmond x penny because she’ll make you cry about s5 blarke

Stitchers

Just want a cute feel good show with just enough angst and a ship that will cause you only minor pain?

  • girl with a made up brain condition “stitches” into the minds of dead people to solve murders
  • camsten gives me butterflies
  • its just really cute

Honorable Mentions: *Attack on Titan, *Psycho Pass, The OA, ***Battlestar Galactica (I’m still crying about lee and starbuck ok?) *Firefly, Teen Wolf, Glitch, Agents of SHIELD, Roswell, *3%, *Falling Skies, American Gods (SUPPORT RICKY)

Movies

***Pacific Rim

Stay with me here. How about a visually stunning movie about the people fighting monsters in giant robots? But with important character backstories, diversity, and Idris Elba?

  • giant godzilla like monsters crawl out of the ocean and terrorize the world
  • special pilots operate huge transformer like robots to fight them
  • watch and just imagine blarke isn’t drift compatible (can’t relate)
  • a sequel starring John Boyega

*Goodbye World

Still feeling that apocalypse vibe?

  • group of old college friends try to ride out the apocalypse in a cabin
  • its simple but dramatic

*Tomorrow, When the War Began (also a tv show and book series)

How about some Australian teenagers fighting back against a country on the brink of war and chillin’ in the outback?

  • its basically Red Dawn in Australia
  • its v dramatic 
  • based on the book series by John Marsden

*The Stand

I mean technically it was a mini series, but whatever. Down for the film version of Stephen King’s greatest work about the battle between good an evil across a pandemic ridden America?

  • a virus kills almost everyone in literally a couple days
  • survivors are called from all over to join either the good guys or the bad guys
  • its much cooler than it sounds
  • I’d recommend the book but its 1200 pages and I know y'all don’t have that motivation

*How I Live Now

Have a need for even more teenagers at the end of the world? 

  • political / nuclear apocalypse
  • group of kids try to survive in the english hills or whatever
  • ft. baby tom holland and a weird cousin relationship that i don’t get
  • its still good though

Honorable Mentions: Ginger Snaps, *Resident Evil (but just the first one), Electrick Children, *The Matrix, 28 Days Later, Children of Men

Books (this is gonna be a long one)

lets get the obvious ones out of the way…

**Six of Crows duology by Leigh Bardugo

If y'all haven’t heard of this yet between me, Ana, and Delaney in the past month where have you been?

  • ragtag (diverse) group of criminals misfits band together to pull of the ultimate heist
  • lgbtq+ characters! characters oaf color! disabled characters!
  • the ships will literally tear your actual heart out (*whispers* kanej)

A Darker Shade of Magic (and sequels) by VE Schwab

pretend to be shocked for a minute… are you in the market for a soul crushing series, with morally grey, but entirely lovable characters, and relationships (romantic and platonic) that make you cry?

  • parallel londons, blood magic, pirates, and princes
  • lila bard
  • bisexual prince and his pirate privateer lover
  • lila bard
  • otp thats meets when person a robs person b and leaves them bleeding in an alley 
  • seriously if you take one recommendation from this list make it this one
  • LILA BARD

ok on to the ones i haven’t spent the last month yelling about

Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson

book hangover after you’ve finished the first 2 books? well here comes the perfect combo of both!

  • fantasy dystopia? basically a fantasy world if the dark lord had won
  • alchemy magic!
  • group of misfits come together to perform a heist

***The Shatter Me series by Tahereh Mafi

Does the absence of blarke have you longing for an angsty, enemies to friends to lovers ship?

  • dystopia where some people have super powers
  • girl who can kill people by touching them (she’s basically Rogue)
  • aaron warner <3
  • the angstiest shit i stg
  • its a romance hiding behind a dystopian storyline
  • i think warner has elements of S1 bellamy so I’m considering a similar dynamic, deal with it

*This Savage Song by Victoria Schwab

I couldn’t not include more from my queen. Looking for a book about monsters, and music, and the end of the world?

  • a future where  every violent act a human commits manifests an actual living breathing monster
  • the city of verity is controlled by 2 warring families, (August’s and Kate’s)
  • Kate and August come together to battle the big bad that’s threatening their town
  • the writing is so. fucking. poetic.
  • also no romance!

Truthwitch by Susan Dennard

do you love witches? and kickass female friendship? and love interests that stab each other in the heart?

  • witch best friends (aka threadsisters) on the run
  • a complex af magic system (truthwitch-sense lies, windwitch-control wind/air, you get the idea)
  • seriously the female friendship tho
  • angsty ships that try to kill each other!!!
  • ongoing, but book 2 just came out

*On the Beach by Nevil Shute

Can’t get enough of people dealing with the impending end of the world?

  • last survivors of a nuclear apocalypse sit on an australian beach and wait for their death basically
  • how people handle knowing they’re about to be wiped out
  • be prepared to cry

***The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer

More. Space. Stuff???

  • fairytale retellings in space??
  • cinder(ella) with a cyborg arm
  • + red riding hood, rapunzel, snow white
  • its been 84 years since i read, but i think cinder/kai reminded me vaguely of blarke so I’m counting it

*The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers

I actually haven’t read this one so I don’t know if there’s a Blarke-esque relationship, but are you on the market for a book about gays and aliens in space??

  • space opera
  • introspective look at humanity and alien shit
  • some AI drama
  • f/f relationship (party!)

The Wrath and the Dawn (and sequel) by Renee Ahdieh

How do I open this one? Maybe you’re down for a retelling of 1001 Arabian nights?

  • such poetic writing
  • as i mentioned, retelling of 1001 Arabian Nights where this dude takes a new wife every night and kills her every morning
  • but then our salty heroin marries him and because she’s amazing she tricks him into keeping her alive through stories
  • and the romance is so angsty
  • i just started this so idk much else

Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

Looking to find a book basically about all of our lives?

  • fan fiction writer goes to college 
  • social anxiety is a bitch
  • theres a cute boy
  • its so fluffy it’ll make you smile

**Saga by Brian K. Vaugh and Fiona Stable

how about a few comic books? maybe one about a man and a woman from 2 warring intergalactic species on the run from their people?

  • forbidden romance between a bad ass black woman with wings and her kick ass asian husband with horns
  • running from both their governments that want their “abomination” baby dead (not a spoiler the first panel is literally her giving birth)
  • theres people with robot heads and alien orgies
  • its so fucking good
  • i feel like this is how 30 yo blarke would handle this situation

Teen Titans by Geoff Johns

On the look out for a superhero comic? Maybe, oh, ANOTHER ragtag group of misfits?

  • I know this isn’t everyone’s favorite iteration, but it’s mine and I love beast boy and raven so deal with it
  • robin, beast boy, raven, cyborg, etc.
  • just read it

Honorable Mentions: Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Cordova, The Raven Cycle series by Maggie Steivfater, Not Your Sidekick by C.B. Lee, The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare (listen, she’s trash, but Jem is my son and I love him), An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir, ***Red Rising by Pierce Brown,

I hope this helps everyone out! I tried to think of as many similarities as I could and then threw in some that are worth the interest! Happy Hellatus lovelies!

A brief comment on “The Companion’s Companion” by Clara Oswald

A brief review of this new book written by “Clara Oswald” (actually Craig Donaghy). It’s a guide for the next companion written by Clara and hidden away within the TARDIS for the next one to find.

There are four pages of Clara cataloguing the Doctor’s expressions. Much like how the Doctor said he catalogued Clara’s in the “Girl Who Died” deleted scene. There’s a big arrow pointing to one: “I love this face” is written.

On another, she writes about how she’s taken up playing with the yo-yo to kill time while locked in alien prison cells.

We also see a couple of the cue cards that were never shown on TV (or they were created for the book), one of which had me kind of going “wow.”

And then there’s the last page, which I won’t spoil for those who haven’t seen it.

These are just random pages I’m mentioning. If Whouffaldi is your thing? Yeah, buy this book.

Birthday review

First of all, I’d really like to say a big THANK YOU to all those people who took the time to wish me a happy birthday (here, on FB, twitter, IG, whatever). Once again, to all of you: thank you! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ Also, I personally want to thank @giulvid, @mrtviolet, @sincoe, @nekopatoridesu, @fou-de-mon-chasseur-gaston, @mint–tofu and tiburonsin_lefou (my dear help me find your tumblr account please xD) for actually taking their time to make something for me! ;AAA; I’m so happy! TwT I always get scared everytime my birthday is coming up because “getting older uh no thanks *crying*” but then every year I end up spending a fantastic day because I’m surrounded by amazing people and I should never forget this. <3 And – of course – you all contributed to make my day even more fantastic! I’m so repetitive but…THANK YOU ✿♬゚+.(。◡‿◡).+゚♬✿。

As for the birthday itself, I’m the only one eating sweets here, and so I asked my mum to buy something that everyone would eat…AND SO THEY’RE BACK

CHUBBIER AND MORE DELICIOUS THAN EVER— and sometimes very derp BUT WHO CARES GOTTA EAT ’EM ALL

And then. The presents.

So, when my mum or my boyfriend ask me what I want for my birthday I usually don’t know what to say because I DON’T KNOW and they (well, especially my boyfriend) get very…frustrated? XD This year I was so confident because I was like, “ok, there are these two games I like and I’ll be fine ok thanks <3”. As if.

Oh my God I don’t know where to start T////T

LOOK AT THOSE CUTIES- FROM JAPAN ;A; I must admit that Popplio is my least favourite starter among the Alola ones, but this pokédoll version of him/her is so cute that I just can’t resist <333 and Dedenne! I know that in every generation there is a chosen one She alone will stand against the vampires the demons- a Pikachu copycat, but I genuinely love Dedenne because I’m a huge Hamtaro nerd ok

Persona 5 and Yo-Kai Watch 2 were the only things I asked for XDD and then I got so many good stuff jlkdjldksfjlfkjs I DON’T DESERVE THIS ;A; also, there’s another game (I went out for a walk with my bf and he was like “here, take it, there’s creepy monsters and stuff” – and he paid only 5 € and so I didn’t feel guilty XDDD) and a book about Japanese spirits <3 (I love Japanese folklore)

Pretty clothes (plus a bag – thank God; I always get mistaken for a middle-schooler because of my school bag – and everything else *cough* ok nothing’s gonna change. But hey – at least it’s very cute and colourful) and pajamas ~ friendly reminder that I only own cute pajamas and I’d be more than happy to wear them all day long

Disney DVDs (+ half of Dragon Ball <3)! ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ and my boyfriend being an idiot with Gaston memes. I won’t translate it but I totally deserve it XDD

I’M A HUGE BTVS/ATS NERD AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMMENT THESE OKKKK- THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OOOOUT *faints* ♥♥♥ I’M SO  H A P P Y

Did I ever mention how much I love pandas? Oh, ok, just a thousand times

AND

FINALLY

MY HOGWARTS LETTER (signed by Snape </3) *screaming* damn you Italian owls, it only took you 13 years! I’m done with university, I’m going to Hogwarts ok bye ciao (all joking aside, my boyfriend made everything himself and this is just the best birthday present ever <3 also the papers smell like coffee and vanilla and it’s awesome).

。.゚+:((ヾ(。・ω・)シ)).:゚+。

One last thing…we went out for dinner and the restaurant was empty

until

…an Italian actor (Stefano Accorsi) walked in XDDD which is weird because, you know, I live in a very little town XDDDD my mother was so happy oh my god ahahah anyway he was very nice and we took a picture together (◕ᴗ◕✿)

…aaaand that’s it! If you’re still reading this, wow! Thank you! XD and have a nice day!

ヾ(・ω・*)ノ

First Post!

Dec . 6 . 2016

Title: Till the Morning

Muse: Skate Maloley (Nate)

Word Count: 1,494


He comes just past midnight his urgent knocks pulling me from the fitful sleep I had just managed to fall into. I rolled onto my back a sigh held back at the base of my throat. don’t do it. don’t do this. my conscience begs me to stay put but my conflicted emotions aren’t enough to keep me away. Just the thought of him leaning against my doorframe with a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips urges me into a standing position. I find myself in front of the mirror next to my bedroom door, glaring at the girl in the reflection her hands clenched together against her chest in an attempt to guard herself from what was to come. When did you becomes so weak?

It was dark as I made my way down the hall from my room to the front door, my hands gliding against the walls for some support so I wouldn’t fall over from the nerves that shook up my legs. I held my breath another knock causing an ache to surge through my chest, my fingers blindly finding their way to the doorknob. His lips pulled up into the lazy smirk I knew all too well, his dimples giving him an innocent aura that only a fool would believe he possessed.

“Took you long enough Elani,” He teased disregarding any formalities as he grabbed my waist his lips drowning mine in warm bliss every movement I made matching his without hesitation or question. He pushed me down hallway kicking the door shut as he ran his hands up the thin t-shirt that kept my skin from him. His calloused fingers brushed against my stomach feeding into lustful hunger that was quickly shutting down every sane part of me. “Did you miss me?” the question was painfully familiar the words like poison, part of me convinced he asked with purpose to find reassurance he still had me wrapped around his finger. Defeat warmed my blood as I let his touch weigh me down.

“Yes” one word became another confirmation of his power over me. A smirk became visible in the shadows his hands gripping onto my hips as my legs wrapped around his waist, our bodies carrying on to the living room where moonlight peering through the sliding glass doors of the balcony gave us a chance to look eye to eye for the first time. Although the shadows of the night made his eyes look black I could still see the brown of his irises from memory, his smirk ever present as the cycle ran its course my shirt finding it’s way to the floor. His body hovered over mine on the couch his familiar cologne mixed with the scent of marijuana so warm and intoxicating I felt dizzy like he had me under a spell. “Nate” I whispered his name with such need I almost moaned in relief when his teeth grazed against my jaw hands expertly gliding across my skin until they grazed the lace material of my underwear. I let myself unravel underneath him as he sent me into a frenzy with his fingers teasing the most sensitive part of my body.

“Tell me what you want” his voice was slow and gruff eagerness seeping through the undertones of his words. In my muddled state I could barely think up a coherent sentence my lips drying up as I said,

“You” that was all he needed to pull me over the edge, his gruff voice whispering devilish things that made my body shake.

“Scream for me Lani” I responded with my hands balling up the material of his t shirt into my clenched fist, animal like sounds bursting through my open lips from deep within me. I barely let myself catch a breath as I rushed to get his belt unbuckled his shirt finally finding its place next to mine. Our bodies melded together in a mess of sweaty skin and reciprocated moans, my nails digging into his bare back while I begged him for more. We crashed in a burst of blinding pleasure my fingers tugging at his brown locks as the heat slowly faded into warmth. He stood bare in front of me leaning down to lift me into his arms, I closed my eyes breathing him in as he carried me to the bedroom. I felt the surface of my bed against my back his weight falling next to me with the warmth of his arms pulling me into him. I lay still counting the soft kisses he left on my bare shoulder allowing myself only a moment to fantasize they held some meaning.

****

It was quiet early signs of dawn peering through the shades guarding the windows of my room. He lay sprawled across the bed tattoos and bare skin covered by a thin blanket tangled around his torso, reminders of last night painted on the length of his back and arms. I stood at the doorway assessing the damage a joint in between my fingers all I had to keep me from falling victim to the thoughts of disappointment just as regret surfaced.

He shifted onto his back eyes fluttering open chocolate brown irises meeting mine in the dim light. “Morning” he flashed a lazy smile in my direction the dimples in his cheeks giving him a more boyish essence I adored.

“Good Morning” I returned the smile surprised when he sat up and motioned for me to situate myself in the empty space. While I passed him the joint I lay with my head on his lap tracing the outlines of the tattoos on his arms a comfortable silence falling between us as he played with my hair. I reveled in it all feeling cold when he broke away in the moments just before the full sun shone across our skin.

“I should get going early studio session,” He murmured leaving a kiss on my neck, as he went to find his clothes. “I’m free tonight if you wanna come through to my place this time, won’t have time to come by before I leave” he reappeared fully dressed a suggestive grin awakening my conscience from it’s break as I realized he was leaving yet again.

“I can’t do this anymore” the words spilled through my lips in a rush his features furrowing in confusion,

“What do you mean?” He stood at the edge of the bed the better part of me wishing I could take them back, but the other part of me forced it’s way through me.

“I can not keep putting myself through this shit”

“Lani-”

“don’t talk” I brought the covers up around me in an attempt to give myself a sense of security, “You only come around when you need some satisfying that’s all I am just one good fuck every once in awhile.”

“Elani stop-”

“Stop what telling the truth? Like excuse me for being sick and tired of playing this game. You’re this up and rising star you’re barely around, and when you are I see you for a few hours and then you’re gone for however long. We ain’t together but it feels wrong to me to look at someone else. The moment I feel like I’m moving on you show up at my door. I sit around hoping you’ll come around so I can feel whole again but then when you come you always leave me feeling crazy because you aren’t mine and you never could be.  And that isn’t your fault…I knew from the start what this was but I can’t help that I started to want more than just being one of your girls…but that won’t ever happen will it? I’m just someone for you to use when you need me and the sick thing about this all is that I don’t care because I love you” He stares at me speechless face blank as he takes in all I’ve said, his lips open and shut a darkness falling over his features. I stood waiting for him to say anything needing him to say something even if it hurt me, but words never come he only lets out a deep breath turning his back to leave. Anger tore through my chest the ‘I love you’ from earlier faltering.

“So that’s it you can’t even say ‘hey I don’t feel anything for you’, you’re just going to walk out and just further prove I’m worth nothing more to you than a night of sex!” his head fell and he started walking down the hallway, causing a grey tone to dim my surroundings my shoulders falling from a weight that seemed to suddenly crush me. When the front door slammed shut i let myself fall to my knees tears shaking my body when I picked up the faint smell of his cologne on my bed sheets.

*Yo hey guys this is my first post on this blog so that’s exciting…used to have another blog I wrote on but it was just something I had to put aside. This blog is a bit of a start over to have space to enjoy all aspects of my musical, book, tv, movie fandom related things. I take requests, submissions, any questions or comments, or to talk.

*This is actually something I wrote a little over a year ago, I published the initial one and it’s still out there somewhere but I really wanted to rewrite it basically from the time I first posted it. Now I sort of like it more and unlike the original that I had no intention to do a part 2 for I have left this one open for suggestions just so I can tell if anyone actually wants to read more of what I write! -Bee

anonymous asked:

modern lams fics?

Yo! I have a couple!

Rise Up  “When Alex made it to America, he thought things would be better. Not that he would be put in one shitty foster home after another. When he is brought to the Washington’s home, he doesn’t expect anything to be different. Alex knows he will have to watch his back, the only person he can trust is himself. He learned that lesson the hard way.”

In the Place to Be “In which Alexander Hamilton accidentally throws a book at the back of John Laurens’ head and a conversation ensues.”

(Hamilton Has His) Eyes on You  “College was supposed to be simple for Alexander Hamilton: go to class, make revolutionary changes, graduate top of his class. Falling in love with your roommate made it incredibly complicated.”

1-800-did-i-ask (not lams, but its a poly ship with the hamilsquad) “
poly rev squad au in which they’re all dating and get into a lot of Nonsense and Shenanigans”

And I Know the Scariest Part is Letting Go “’Eliza got sick. And it happened, just like that. There was nothing anybody could do. If we start asking ‘Why?’ we’ll go crazy. So, that’s rule number 1. We never ask why.’ A Sleepless in Seattle AU”

Those are some of my fave! Hope you like them!

laughlikesomethingbroken replied to your post

“Yo, so am I the only one who finds Loghain’s ‘prank’ from the…”

i keep meaning to change that but idk what to change it to

A few thoughts:

  • A book that claims Maric was a /pretend/ pretender. That he wasn’t really a Theirin and that the entirety of the Theirin family /was/ wiped out. That he was a commoner and a fake.
  • Another book that insults Maric.
  • Romance novel where a character clearly intended to be him is seduced to the Orlesian side by an Orlesian noblewoman.

Yo! Once again, I have sinned and made another aesthetics for @juuria ‘s OCs. This one is for my bigender Yuki! Had a slight difficulty due to the lack of information the gang has on her! Nevertheless, loved working on her!

In 2014 i had 50USD to get from one airport in NYC to another, eat and board to my final destination. Turned out my itinerary hadnt changed as my attendant had told me, and I was at the wrong airport with no money left to pay fees for missing my flight, book another one and afford shuttle to the other airport.

The check-in attendant saw me crying my eyes out, turned around the check in desk, hugged me and said it would be okay.

I went to wait by the door, still sobbing because I didnt had any money and was completely alone. The shuttle organizer came inside to sick shelter from the cold outside and asked me if she could help me with something and I explained to her my situation. 

Over 10 minutes later the attendant comes over, the shuttle organizer still by my side, and explains that she was able to rebook my flight and place the fault in the company so Id be able to get in the next flight but still leaving from the other airport (that I didnt had money to go to).

The shuttle lady looks at her and say “well, now it’s on me” and wastes no second before pulling her phone out and calling the shuttle driver and stating she needed to talk to him. 

When he arrives, Im still sobbing a little, close to her, trying to make myself calm down. The driver comes over, hugs me as well and asks: “do you believe in people’s kindness? this is NYC baby, you’re never alone”, got my bag and storages it in the back of the shuttle and tells me to get it. He didn’t charge me a dime, spent the 40min drive trying to make me calm down and when we got the airport, he got out, bought a bottle of water and wished me luck and said “don’t ever doubt NYC” before having to hurry back in the shuttle and drive away.

Top 5 Lancers

Mod: Hey guys! Kingsley here, mod of Sakata Kintoki. I’m here to list my favourite Lancers from all of the Fate series with Kintoki making some comments along the way.

Kintoki: “Heya! Anyone want some GOLDEN maple leaf syrup with their pancakes?”

Mod: …. Where did you even…? You know what, nevermind let’s start this thing!


5. Cu Cullain - Fate/Prototype

Mod: Totally awesome design. And love his hunter motif compared to his Fate/Stay Night counterpart. Gay Bulge to the max.

Kintoki: “Eh, not GOLDEN enough. 0.6/10″


4. Karna - Fate/Apocrypha

Mod: His OPness is pretty cool, not gonna lie. And his design is pretty Kick-ass too!

Kintoki: “Much better! He’s much more GOLDEN! NOW LEMME TOUCH YOUR ARMOUR!”


3. Diarmuid Ua Duibhne - Fate/Zero

Mod: Stupid sexy Lancer… Love the dual spear though! Even though I can’t say your stupid name…

Kintoki: “2 Spears!? THAT’S AMAZING! He’s able to poke two things at once!”

2. Scathach - Fate/Grand Order

Mod: She isn’t even out yet in Fate/GO but I know that she will be my bae, the true and only bae.(Atleastforthelancerclass) I have no shame. What is it with Irish servants and tights body suits?

Kintoki: “I like her! Strong, independent and probably won’t cry when I play punchies with her! Do you think she’d like some GOLDEN delicious apples?”


1. Cu Cullain - Fate/Stay Night

Mod: What the…? Can we get a proper picture here?

Kintoki: “I don’t think one exists boss! His E Rank luck is preventing him from being able to have anything respectable about him!”

Mod: Okay then… Anyways, Lancer has always been my favourite servant in the 5th Fuyuki Grail War. Though he was always spooked by Kotomine one way or another, his actions scenes were always a sight to behold. GAY BULGE TO THE MAX YO!

Kintoki: “If he was a real dog, he’d be a GOLDEN retriever in my book!”


Mod: That about wraps it up. Thanks for reading. Or not reading. In which case, you’re only okay. For those of you that did read, you’re awesome. 

Kintoki: “Yeah! Stay GOLDEN!”

So, obviously we all love the music from the Legend of Korra? I mean c’mon there hasn’t been music like this on any children’s TV show to my knowledge. 

The soundtracks are AMAZING, and Jeremy and Benjamin haven’t been getting enough credit for their beautiful work. 

Jeremy releases a track every now and then, and it seriously makes me so happy! The only way to hear half of the music from the past 3 books is to listen to audibly edited versions taken from the episodes… which sucks.

Jeremy has said in a comment on his soundcloud that he’s still trying to get the OST’s released. 

It would be great if we could help him out! 

SIGN HERE

A petition helped to get the Book 1 soundtrack released, so hopefully another petition will do the same! And maybe we’ll get the soundtrack for ATLA released officially too! 

Another way to help get these soundtracks released would be to purchase music from Book 1! 

Judging from this, either Nickelodeon are being buttholes (most likely) or there weren’t enough sales of the released book 1 soundtrack. 

So yo guys, if you’ve got the money and love Korra, consider buying some or all of the tracks! 

iTunes

Amazon

Amazon UK

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Reasons I claim to be selective;;

I’ve gotten some asks and new followers so let’s clear the air…

1. I’m never on. Honestly. I might be on once a week, so obviously it’s hard to keep up with everything. I’m on mobile so much I don’t even add things to drafts, because it fricks the format for some reason.

2. I’m 24 and don’t need drama in my life, yo.

3. I’m currently revising a book while plotting another one. Obviously I’m going to lose muse if I spend hours in my day focused on characters like Benny and Finn.

4. I’m part of an indie film group– again, involves a lot of writing, typing, and staring at a screen. It wears me out.

5. I lose shit

6. I drop threads all the time

7. The friends I have made on here get that. They don’t bug me about replies. We talk offline a lot. It’s a chill atmosphere and I need to keep that.

So in short: I’m selective because I’m on constant semi-hiatus. I’m not picky, I’m not a douche, it’s just because of my schedule. I get overwhelmed easily, so I drop things all the time. That’s all. That’s the secret.

His lady

I said I was working on something. Well, here you have: this is something xD. Happy Valentine’s? Here is almost over, tho. Anyway!

Genre: Angst. AU-ish.
Rating: T/PG-13, I think.
Pairing: Ladynoir.
Words: 2193.
Status: Completed. One-shot.

Summary: He loved her. She was his lady.

Pls, ignore that the summary is shitty and doesn’t actually, y’know, sums anything lol.

Okay, story time: freaking eons ago, @mosspoolkz asked me if the fic Chat was fanboying over here was a real thing. It wasn’t. Now it is. :D?

You might already know that english isn’t my first language. It’s the first time I write a fanfic in english, so I’m really nervous. Thanks a lot to @matsunogirl for helping me. If there is any mistake, is her fault tell me and I’ll fix it xD.

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@tinkiisms​ | liked for a starter

She turned the page filled with her handwriting with one hand, and held the code book in another.

       “Sometimes, I want to ask why he needs these
        to be deciphered…and I did ONCE. But, well…
        you can only imagine how well that went.”

       “Frustratingly vague answers and more riddles
         on top of what I’m already trying to solve.”

My First Sexual Encounter with a Hood Nigga

I had a hood nigga one time come to my place. He walked there on a mid summer 95°+ day (he lived 2blocks away so he decided not to drive). He walked there wearing those pants with the velcro (Jabos), some Tims and a long sleeve black thermo. At that moment I should have known. I should have known to walk back inside and pretend I never met him.

When he got to my place he was dripping in sweat carrying a black book bag up on his back. We get into my place and we settled in. He pulls a Madea Movie out of his book bag and says, “This is my favorite movie yo!” And I laughed internally as he goes over to my DVD player and turns it on.

We stopped watching the movie a few minutes in because we were preoccupied with each other. Eventually we got to undressing one another. In the middle of him undressing me he stops and gets up. Starts reaching in his bag and begins pulling items out one by one and nicely lining them up on my dresser.

He starts with a jar of Coco Butter, then follows with a condom, then a silver pocket rocket, next some petroleum jelly, oh and a Q-Tip! I almost forgot the Q-Tip.

I’m thinking to myself, “ooo a massage! I’d like a massage but with some nice fragrant oils not some damn coco butter.” Little did I know the coco butter wasn’t even for me so I humbled myself rather quickly.

He uncaps the coco butter and gets a handful and starts stroking his dick with it. Never seen no shit like this so I watched in amazement. Then he grabs the Vaseline gets his Q-Tip and scoops out some, and rubs it all around the head of his penis.
He then proceeds to put his condom on all while I’m staring at him in disbelief.

He takes off the remainder of his clothes and folds them up and places them neatly on my chair. He comes back over to me still in his Tims and wifebeater and lays me down, and takes off his shirt. Covers my face with it and upon contact with my face I then remember he just walked here dripping wet in blazing 95° midday southern summer heat. “Hold on”, he tells me. “I’ve got a surprise for you.” I’m like, “if its that dick I want no part of it.”

A few seconds later he comes back over to me and parts my legs and rubs my thighs. Then I feel something slide up inside. I was like, “is that a finger?” Lying there perplexed, eyes covered with his t-shirt dripping in sweat. Still trying to identify what the hell could possibly be up inside of me. Then it dawned on me. That damn pocket rocket no Vaseline.

That’s when I was done. Completely over it! Let’s just say we did not have sexual relations that day or ever. However, we did finish watching ma to the damn dea on opposite sides of the bed.

Another  demon

AKA “these idiots are falling ass backwards into a relationship”

Collegenatural au, ft. some one sided ColonelloTsuna (? can it even be called that? It’s just an incubus who wants to eat souls) 

Still primarily R27 though. it’s near the end


Tsuna walked out of the room to see the Ominous Black Book out on the coffee table as his roommate unrolled a large sheet of paper. Upon hearing Tsuna’s approaching footsteps, the roommate looked up and gave a smile. 

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theblueteletubby  asked:

yo. black nail polish and stars for aesthetic ask meme

Yo! 

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?

Do I have a physical bucket list? No. Do I know what I would love to do? Yeah! I have a few of them at the moment:

  1. Work as a writer for Dreamworks (Or like any animation company.) 
  2. Publish a book
  3. Graduating from college. 

stars: when did you last cry in front of another person?

ah, rough one becase I have shitty memory. I think it was in front of one of my friends from work bc it was an emotional day for me, my emotions were all over the place lmao and what set me off was his soft concern voice asking if i was okay and I was like omg??? that’s so sweet??? why are you so caring? I’m??? crying??? and I was indeed crying, lmao. Wild, dude. It was wild. 

名探偵登場!?
弱虫ペダル
名探偵登場!?

Going to translate slowly but it will get done. Thank you for understanding.

The Appearance of The Great Detective?!
TADOKORO: Original concept by Watanabe Wataru.
ONODA: TV Anime “Yowamushi Pedal” Drama CD.
KINJOU: “Off the Road 2.”

x x x

[ARAKITA enters the clubroom]

ARAKITA: Yo… What, no one else is here yet?
SHINKAI: Hey there, Yasutomo. You’re early today.
ARAKITA: !? Tch, you were here, Shinkai?
SHINKAI: Well, that’s rude.
ARAKITA: If someone sitting by the windows and keeping quiet suddenly spoke to you, you’d be surprised too.
SHINKAI: Ahaha, sorry, sorry. I was absorbed with reading.
ARAKITA: Reading? Oh, another detective novel?
SHINKAI: Yep. I just finished it.
ARAKITA: I can’t believe you read the same kind of book over and over without getting tired of it. They all follow the same pattern, don’t they? There’s a murder, then the detective figures out the key to the murder, and in the end they go “You’re the murderer!” doesn’t it?
SHINKAI: That’s rather blunt. I think there are other aspects besides that which make detective novels so interesting.
ARAKITA: Hah? Other aspects? Like what?
SHINKAI: Well, let’s see… I guess the biggest pleasure of all is figuring out the murderer yourself as you read.
ARAKITA: Figuring out the murderer, huh…
SHINKAI: It feels like you’re putting yourself to the test against the trick that the author designed.
ARAKITA: Hmm… To the test, huh? Let me see that.
SHINKAI: Eh? Ah, this book? Uh, this one actually has a peculiar story so it won’t exactly fit what I just said, so…
ARAKITA: Quit blabbing and let me see it.
SHINKAI: Um… All right. Here.
ARAKITA: “The Great Detective Nodasaka Michio’s Great Case File Series No. 1 – The Case of the Tokyo Dracula Serial Murderer,” huh? Hmm…
SHINKAI: That book doesn’t really concern itself with deductions, so, um…
ARAKITA: [opens the book] Let’s see…
SHINKAI: It got its hype from an online review right after it was released, so, well, to explain, as a detective novel–
ARAKITA: No, Shinkai, you don’t need to explain. I got it.
SHINKAI: Eh? You got what?
ARAKITA: You’re done with reading this, right?

x x x

TOUDOU: That was quite entertaining, Izumida, Manami!
IZUMIDA: You shouldn’t have jumped out at that moment, Manami.
MANAMI: But it was Toudou-san who made me. That was a sly thing to do, making a sudden move there.
TOUDOU: Wahaha! Anyone would have done the same in that case! [opens the clubroom door] Oh, by the way, Manami. Since you lost, you bring the detergent from the equipment room as promised.
MANAMI: You were being serious?! That was such a one-sided promise, it shouldn’t be valid! …Oh, there’s Arakita-san.
IZUMIDA: Ah… Oh, that’s rare.
TOUDOU: Rare? Oh, if it isn’t Arakita! Hey, Arakita! …Huh? Are you ignoring me?
MANAMI: Toudou-san, you shouldn’t disturb him.
TOUDOU: Disturb him? …?!! That Arakita… is reading something other than manga?!

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Yo, an updated version of an earlier one I made. Anyone else a fan of these?

Just like it was. Rated K.

“You know… sometimes, I never thought we could be like this again,” Sakura murmured, as they lied quietly beneath a sheet of bright stars with bottles of sake and balled up rice at their feet.

“Eh?”

She smiled a bit nostalgically. “I mean, when things weren’t going well… when for a while, Sasuke-kun was lost to us…” Her fingers twisted with the green grass blades, eyes slipping shut softly. “I thought about moments like these a lot, and how we’d never have them again.”

A calloused hand brushed along the back of her own, and she fluttered her eyes open again, tipping her head to her left to look at Sasuke. His gaze held muted regrets, touch gentle like a silent apology, and she couldn’t help but to smile for that, twining her pinkie with his in a manner that could only be reassuring and forgiving. 

Her head shifted back to look up at the sky. “Of course, I should have just known you’d drag his ass back like you promised,” she went on, nudging her elbow to Naruto’s side. 

Naruto laughed and nudged her back, before he moved to jump to his feet. “Yeah, you should have, Sakura-chan! Come on, you know I don’t ever go back on my word!”

Sakura laughed, too. “Stubborn as you are, I don’t know how I ever doubted it,” she said, as she pushed herself up as well. She offered Sasuke a hand after she’d straightened her back and stretched, grinning as he didn’t hesitate to accept it. 

When Naruto skipped to her side and offered his hand as well, she couldn’t help but to laugh as Sasuke scowled and slapped his away, muttering, “What am I, an invalid? I don’t need two people to lift me up, idiot.”

“You’re such a bastard, bastard!”

“Couldn’t come up with a better comeback, knucklehead?”

Something in Sakura’s belly warmed at the familiarity of it all, and she grinned, reaching forward to clasp both of her hands around the quarreling men’s.

“Alright, alright,” she acquiesced, giving them both a softly chiding glance. “You can both stop your idiocy. We came here to celebrate our first six months back together as a team, not to encourage another one of your pissing contests!” She locked their fingers together tightly, squeezing. “And once Kakashi-sensei gets here, we can start on the sake and the onigri!”

“That’s Kakashi-sama to you, thank you.”

The three whipped their heads around, fingers still intertwined.

“Kakashi-sensei!”

“Yo,” he greeted, eyes crinkling as he shut his book and took the steps to join them. “You three look cozy.”

Ignoring the remark, Sakura giggled and said, “You’re two hours late, Kaka-sensei.”

“Sorry,” he replied, scratching the back of his head. The sight was so familiar that it sent a whole new wave of warmth through her. “I got lost on the road of life.”

She glanced at her two remaining teammates. Sasuke smirked at her, and Naruto grinned. A teasing smile slipped to her lips, and she laughed again.

“Liar!” they all chorused.