another half

This week I decided to do something a little different–video recs instead of fic recs! Which will return next week, but today I wanted to cry over STAR WARS videos for awhile and, sure, there’s some absolutely hilarious vids or really exciting, awesome vids, too! But there’s also a bunch of them that totally put tears in my eyes because why are you like this, Star Wars?

Long post under the cut!  (Categories:  Humor, The Sads, Shipper, Meta, Awesome, Serious Fanvids)
(Last updated:  2017.06.28)

STAR WARS - HUMOR
 VIDS:

Fuck This Shit, sequel trilogy
  I thought, okay, I’m going to rewatch this one to write a quick rec, I’m not going to laugh this time. I STILL BURST OUT LAUGHING, even knowing it was coming.
Firework, sequel trilogy/cast
   I laugh every single time I watch this video, this is it, this is me as a Star Wars fan. It’s one of those that takes a serious moment and puts a fun song over it and the result is magic.
Turn Down For What, prequel trilogy
   I will rewatch Satine’s epic speech with dramatic background music every time.
Palpatine Shooting Stars + Shooting Star, prequel trilogy, original trilogy, sequel trilogy
   I love this song more and more every time I see these videos, they’re hilarious. It’s kind of the epitome of meme culture but goddamn if it doesn’t make me genuinely laugh.
BLOCKED, prequel trilogy
   Never has this been so accurate. 

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“At the present rate of progression since 1600 it will not need another century or half century to tip thought upside down. Law in that case would disappear as theory or a priori principle and give place to force. Morality would become police. Explosives would reach cosmic violence. Disintegration would overcome integration.”

— Henry Adams in a letter to Henry Taylor, 17th Jan. 1905

The reader spread themselves out with a small whimper sat Google shoved Darks face down with a single order, Make the reader cum as many times as possible while Google watched, any time he had to intervene and make Dark stay on task that was another half inch he would make the fucking machine powered dildo enter him.

Dark had whimpered but did as he was asked, knowing full and well it didnt matter how good his actions were Google would do as he pleased, that much was obvious from his throbbing ass with bruises shaped like handprints.

“Get to work Slut.”

anonymous asked:

Hey I was unaware that it's bad to refer to biracial ppl as halves and I want to be a better ally could you explain why it's a bad thing to do? Obviously it's fine if u don't want to!

it’s not always bad, and many biracial people, in fact, do it themselves.

but quite honestly, just…think about the prefix. it’s not a perfect comparison, but bi-polar people are not half manic and half depressed, they are always bipolar. bi-sexual people are not half gay and half straight, they are always bisexual. bi-racial people are not half one race and half another, they are both races—they are always biracial. the reason we have the word biracial in the first place is to describe the unique experience of being both races.

some people may choose to say they’re half and half, but not all biracial people even are “half and half”. using fractions sort of makes it seem like we’re reduced versions of our ethnicities, and some of us may feel that way, but not all of us will or do and that’s an overall very personal experience and description. not to mention that it’s fraught with internalized racism—of course it’s people’s own decision how they choose to describe their race, but a lot of people just have “half and half” or “a quarter this or that” forced on them and adopt it because, well, why not? it’s all based in trying to separate biracial/multiracial people from their heritages, histories, and cultures, saying they’re only PARTIALLY their own race and so they’re not allowed to do certain things, can’t relate to certain things, aren’t allowed to have an opinion on race issues.

it’s not the worst thing you could ever say, but i’d try to steer clear of it, certainly if you’re talking about somebody else. this is a great read about using fractions when referring to multiracial people, and this is a great read about why that often doesn’t encompass and oversimplifies what it’s like to be multiracial.

Two girls came shopping at my store today and one girl bought a bra, so I pointed out she could get another item for half off. She turned to other girl, sighed, and went ‘Okay go get that shirt’ Second girl ran off so excited and came back. I rang them through and after first girl paid, second girl leaned in and kissed her and said 'thank you, baby!’ My heart exploded, it was so cute and gay and pure and sweet and wonderful. So one hour later these girls come back, I say hi and they smile and head for the sunglasses, spending about thirty minutes picking out sunglasses for each other, being so sweet and cute and such. When first girl came to pay again, I said 'had to come back, huh?’ And she said 'Well, she really wanted the sunglasses, so I had to say yes’ they bought aviators and floral circle shades. It was the best part of my shitty day.

I'm still alive

Hey guys! I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I have this huge event at work coming up and I have been working until almost midnight every night. By the time I finally make it home I’m just ready to pass out. I’ll only be on a mini hiatus for another week and a half. Once the event is over my life can go back to normal. I miss you guys! Hope everyone is doing well.

Hierarchy of Ube

flower cloak.

saisai-chan  asked:

imagine someone with a cloning quirk accidentally cloned an army of Baku Jr.s so now Bakugou is surrounded by a massive fluffpile of angry barking tiny doggies who only listen to him

(from this)

and then they nap together b/c Bakugou honestly doesn’t know what to do about this other than to wait it out. the kids walk by and don’t know what they’re looking at

the juniors thought that they were threats. RIP kirishima and kaminari

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Karasuno, Revival!

Karasuno vs Nekoma Training Camp
“Why me?!”

Please do not repost

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A messy little comic where Yuri finds out he’s really dumb.

Part 1/Part 7/Part 9

Guys… I said this was the last part but i was so wrong… get ready for the gay in part 9 (aka the end)

Dog Days Are Over

Summary: You were already having a bad day, and then in walks Mr. Perfect and his best friend’s puppy. Oh, and he needs you to hurry because he’s got a blind date tonight, and he’s really nervous.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word Count: 2,993

Author’s Note: Do you know how long this has been in my drafts? Anyways, here’s more fluff. Sorry I’ve been the Ebeneezer Scrooge of fluff, but I can’t help it that I’m a cynical, angsty bitch who likes to make people suffer.

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There were certain rules to being a veterinary technician.

Number one, waterproof mascara and eyeliner always! When the customer cries, you cry. Number two, carry a lint roller on you at all times; it’s best to get the pocket-sized one, because Mr. Twinkles sheds a lot! Number three, iron your scrubs! And it’s probably best to keep an extra pair in your car, because Mrs. Comier’s Jack Russell likes to pee on people.

Even though you knew these rules by heart, and you followed them every single day of your work-life, today was an exception. It was just one of those days that absolutely nothing- no matter how hard you tried- was going right. You were covered in fluffy cat hairs, Mrs. Comier’s Jack Russell peed on your leg twice, and you had run out of waterproof mascara; so when Mr. Langley brought in his thirteen year old Labrador to put her down, he cried, and so you cried, and in the end you looked like the raccoon that liked to sneak into the office dumpsters at closing.

Today just wasn’t your day.

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Q. How many times does Ohm say Bryce?

A. A shit ton.

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OK this is particularly late considering the nature of the request, I’m sorry! I remember getting this one just before I went away for a weekend, and upon returning I kept going through the requests in order. And lately I’ve been very busy with work… Better later rather than never……. right? ;A;

Lurker Speculation:

DISCLAIMER: This is my personal opinion. In no way am I stating what I say here is canon or completely accurate. if you disagree with my opinion, that’s perfectly fine! Everyone has a different point of view, but if you are going to send me messages trying to argue points of view with me or send me hate messages, do me a favor and please just don’t even bother.

I am yelling rn, okay. Y’all remember this guy, right?

Wtf FUCKING JESUS I’m really starting to wonder who this is. Obviously it’s someone important because, hello! Here he is again this month:

And Falco speaks to him, Grasping at straws here I’m really starting to believe this might very well be Eren. It’s either him or another extremely relevant character. Half of their face is hidden by bandages or entirely thanks to the way Isayama chooses to draw them. Obviously purposefully wanting to hide their identity. His armband is on the wrong side, and we’ve seen him lurking in two chapters. Is this really Eren???????????? I have my doubts tbh because it seems too easy and entirely too risky, but BRUH this long haired dude popping up in covertly drawn manners in two chapters now is too eerie to ignore. 

WHO ARE YOU LONG HAIRED BEARDY MAN?!