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  • Obi-Wan: Guys, what the hell is goin on?!
  • Anakin: Ahsoka and Anakin saved the day!
  • Rex: No, you plugged ten fax machines into one outlet and caused a fire!
  • Ahsoka: But I pointed at the fire extinguisher and a was like, “the fire extinguisher’s over there.”
  • Cody: You pointed at the toaster oven!
  • Capricorn: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Taurus: What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Capricorn: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Pisces: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Capricorn: That’s voodoo.
  • Cancer: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Capricorn: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Libra: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Gemini: That’s kinky.

anonymous asked:

The Illidaris watch FRIENDS on Friday night, Illidan decided it as a way to feel more like a family, and also because he's sick of his babies preferring Khadgar more than him

Oh my god, confirmed. Its very effective, but has caused a divide between those who believe Ross and Rachel were on a break and those who do not. Its caused many a shouting match!

1096. A muggleborn at Hogwarts thinks it’s ridiculous that they wear robes while playing Quidditch and finally it is agreed that players can wear what they want as long as it's in their house colors. This rule had to be slightly altered after May 2014. During the last Ravenclaw vs. Slytherin game of that year, some seventh year Ravenclaw players turned up naked painted in blue and bronze. It was the most house points lost in centuries according to the ghosts.
  • Some capitalist: college degrees would be worthless if they were available to everyone
  • Me: those people still have to do the work and get the grades, as well as be accepted into the university in the first place.
  • Me: plus why is the idea of our entire country educating itself so frightening to you, there would easily be so many more advances to improve everyone's lives because there would be an increase in knowledge overall

anonymous asked:

In one of the new raids the two bosses talk about mental/physical torture and they mention that mental is better, it was also what was used on Rakeesh- they say that so I think he would have been in a lot of mental pain his first years with the legion

Yes hello Bronze Dragonflight? I’d like to turn back time and save Rakeesh from his terrible fate. 

…What do you mean “stop calling”?