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anonymous asked:

Can you please do a rec where Louis is famous (athlete, actor, musician etc.) and Harry is a fan and gets completely star struck by him. Thanks I love your blog so much ♥️♥️♥️

Aaahhhhh I love this request a looooot !!

- All the Lines We Cast Will Bring Us Home  : AU. The one where Louis is a famous singer, Harry’s a uni student obsessed with his music, and sometimes things have a way of working out. (10k)

- Then We Talk Slow  : A famous/non-famous AU in which Louis banters back and forth with his new record company on Twitter, only to find out that Harry is the man behind the tweets. (20k)

- Saved Tonight  : Harry is the world’s most persistent seduction-baker, a questionable dog-sitter, and Louis’s biggest fan. Louis hasn’t written in years, is trying to pass loneliness off as cynicism, and absolutely hates his fans. It’s probably destiny. (30k)

- Hold My Heart        : Or, the one where famous Louis Tomlinson offers his hand and a lot more  to his seat mate on a transatlantic flight. (14k)

- Spinning Around I’m Weightless  : Harry never thought he would meet his “celebrity” crush let alone quite literally bump into him, but now he has a wet t-shirt and a fit boy apologising to him and he’s not really sure what’s going on.or Louis is the next big thing for the English rugby team and Harry is a fan; they meet at the clubhouse and day by day become closer and closer. (21k)

- You’ve Got the Face to Play the Role  : Harry is a writer at Sugarscape with a not so secret crush on BBC actor Louis Tomlinson. (5k)

- Beauty Queen on a Silver Screen  : Or the one where Harry Styles is an aspiring set designer and lands a job as a coffee assistant on his father’s new film project and meets the star of the silver screen Louis Tomlinson. (13k)

- burn this flame  : When Harry gets invited to play in a celebrity charity match with Louis Tomlinson, Manchester United’s star player, he’s determined to impress him with brilliant football skills. The only flaw in Harry’s otherwise foolproof plan? He has absolutely no football skills, brilliant or otherwise. (13k)(I cheated withthis one cause it’s a famous/famous AU, but well, totally starstruck ^^)

- We’ll go slow and high tempo  : Apprentice journalist Harry Styles has a bit of a crush on former football player turned Adidas model Louis Tomlison.A fortuitous encounter with his ex colleague Liam might lead to an interesting turn in Harry’s life. (5k)

- Fugue : Harry falls asleep a 17 year-old who lives in Cheshire and is probably rockstar Louis Tomlinson’s biggest fan. He wakes up 24 with a wedding ring on his finger, two kids, and Louis Tomlinson attempting to wake him up with a blow job. The doctor calls it organic retrograde amnesia, says he might never get back the last seven years of his life. The only thing that feels the same is how he feels when Louis touches him, and maybe that’s enough to make him fall in love all over again. (16k)

- Maybe You Can’t Handle Yourself Staring At Me With Your Lips And Tongue : “I’m Louis, by the way.” The man himself got Harry’s attention back. “Harry.” He stated. “Styles.” “I’m sure it’ll be a pleasure riding with you, Harry Styles.” Louis’ smirk was enough to make Harry shift in his seat. Riding with you. Harry’s thoughts should not have gone where they did whilst Louis was sitting next to him.Or/ Fanboy Harry happens to get a first class seat next to his idol Louis Tomlinson and honestly, things just go downhill from there. (Or uphill, depending on which way you look at it. Harry himself can’t decide either.) (6.5k)

anonymous asked:

There's a reason Steve prefers vintage porn to the modern stuff, and it's not what most people would think.

“I-I’m sorry,” Tony said, holding an offended hand up to him. “You what?” 

Steve let out a tired sigh. “I don’t like the new digital film,” he repeated, this time a little slower. 

“Digital film isn’t a thing, Rogers,” he protested. “It’s just digital.” 

He rolled his eyes. “Fine, Tony, I don’t like digital,” he corrected. “It’s just too-too-” 

“Crude?” offered Clint. 

Steve snapped his fingers and pointed at him. “Yes, thank you, Clint. Crude. It’s too crude.” 

Tony’s face twisted further into confusion. “It’s porn! It’s supposed to be crude!” 

He shot him a look. “Not like that, Tony,” he chastised. “Back then they were artistic. The compositions, the lingerie, the set, everything was thought out. Now? Now everything looks slapdash and cheap. Bettie Page is rolling over in her grave.” 

Tony let out a dramatic gasp. “I cannot believe you would bring her into this.” 

anonymous asked:

Liam did an interview and it just came out and he was talking about how Harry didn't have the freedom to wear bell bottom trousers in the band and how they had to please management with their music. Funny how that got spilled when antis swore management wasn't controlling.

That’s… poor babies. But yeah lol people who think artist management don’t control basically 99% of the artists life need to wake up 

anonymous asked:

I don't get the Wonder Woman shaving post. You are assuming all women shave for guys and that's not true. Lots and lots of women do it simply because they prefer it. I personally feel smoother and more physically comfortable when I shave and so do many other women. Shaving just because men expect it is bad, shaving is general is not and doesn't need to be vilified.

[here is the relevant post with past commentary]

hello dear, i am assuming best intentions with this ask and will answer it as kindly and as informatively as possible:

i am not vilifying anything, or anyone. however, women removing body hair is not a socially or politically neutral act, and any woman’s choice to remove hair or not does not exist in a vacuum and does reflect cultural and gendered socialization.

simply put, women’s individual preferences for smoothness and levels of comfort/revulsion associated with female body hair are not innate and do not exist in a vacuum. like many, many other things in women’s lives, those feelings are a direct result of gendered socialization, which has influenced our choices and self-perception and how other people see us since before we were even born.

the only reason the vast majority of women [outside of professional athletes like my sister] even know what that “smoothness” feels like is because we are raised to understand female body hair is something to be removed. 

in the western world,* this has only been the case for the last 100 or so years, and the reason this is the case has to do with capitalism, doing one of its favorite things and preying on women’s insecurities for profit.

in fact, 2015 is the 100 year anniversary of when gillette began marketing razors to women. prior to 1915, women’s clothing traditionally covered most of the body. your great grandmother would never have thought to shave her legs or under her arms, because no one was going to see her there until she was married—and even then, there was a high degree of modesty. 

however, about a hundred years ago, gowns with sheer sleeves [or no sleeves!] came into fashion. the razor manufacturer gillette was about 15 years old, and looking for a way to expand profits, especially while their main customer base became involved in a world war. [more on this here]

so they began putting out ads, explaining to women that the removal of their “objectionable” hair would be crucial to their staying in fashion, lest they risk public humiliation:

allow me to reiterate: these razor manufacturers, who were all men motivated purely by a desire to increase profits, suggested to women that their natural selves were undesirable. within about 5-7 years, beginning with the upper classes, women accepted this suggestion, internalized it, and began removing body hair. as usually happens with fashion, this trend was adopted in other classes, associated permanently with the concept that the natural hair was undesirable and embarrassing.

in the 1940s, the trend expanded to cover the legs, with a mix of the same advertising tactics and the emergence of hairless pinup art [female objectification]. and in the last 20 or so years has stretched to pubic hair as well, this time influenced by pornography [female objectification/degradation] as well as the advertising tactics. in fact, these cycles are repeating themselves outside of the western world—this is a pretty great article about how companies who make hair removal products are trying to replicate those advertising campaigns from the 1920s and 40s in china today, by convincing chinese women [who have little body hair and traditionally hadn’t worried about removing it] that the removal is necessary.

many, many women feel more comfortable shaving. i know that as early as 9 years old i was begging my mother to let me shave the tiny little leg and armpit hairs that i had. shaving was a sign of maturity for me, and i was terrified of being made fun of by the other kids in my class, boys and girls, for the peach fuzz on my legs. i LOVED shaving. it made me feel grown up, and didn’t want to give it up when i accidentally shaved a piece of skin the size of a quarter off of my shin, or when i got horrible razor burn and cried through a day of school, or when the stubble became itchy and ingrown. i used to send almost exactly the same messages to feminist blogs that were critical of hair removal and the beauty industry at large.

but absolutely none of that is innate behavior. it is all learned—i never even saw a woman with natural body hair until i was a 18 years old and a freshman in college. i had grown up looking at razor commercials of beautiful women sliding stainless steel over hairless legs. i had read “embarrassing” stories of girls who had gotten the moment of their dreams with their cute crush only to have him recoil in horror when they touched a stubbly leg. i had desired to shave and associated shaving with comfort and maturity, just as i was conditioned to.

but wonder woman? there are no male capitalists on themyscira. there are no  cultural institutions based on female subjugation, shame, or embarrassment. and there is no way she takes time out of her day to shave.

*devout muslims have practiced hair removal for hundreds of years, and ancient egyptians, greeks and romans of both genders may have practiced depilation at different periods for various reasons.

anonymous asked:

any recs wherein either or both of them are famous in some way?

Hey! I decided to avoid the… limited tags, and instead of going for musician/artist/writer etc. I just went for them all. Here you go! 

Superstar
Summary: Eren and Levi live in completely different worlds. Eren is just a college student who works at a music store, while Levi is an internationally famous pop singer on tour. Their paths cross and a new forbidden relationship begins.

The Little Titan Cafe
Summary: Just another cliche AU in which Eren works as a barista in his mother’s café, specializing in latte art. And then there’s Levi, who’s not exactly your typical patron, because, well, he’s blunt and rude (which Eren supposes isn’t that much different from regular customers) but mostly he just confuses Eren’s poor little homosexual heart.

The Faces Within
Summary: Eren Jaeger, a college student, travels to France during the summer to learn portrait drawing from renown artist Levi. When simple lessons turn into heated passion and undeniable attraction, Eren and Levi are forced to confront their feelings for one another and reckon with Eren’s past.

Scoring More Than Goals
Summary: Eren Jaeger a famous hockey player at 23. Playing for the Shiganshina Titans and a heart throb among the hockey community.
     Levi Ackerman a paramedic at 28. Losing his job only to become the Shiganshina Titans team paramedic.

Freeom of the Press
Summary: Eren is just an ordinary college student, wondering how long he can put off his art projects and if it’s possible to live off of only ramen and mac ‘n cheese. Oh, and if his medical alert bracelet is really necessary, because honestly, it shouldn’t be. His part time jobs as a barista and a photographer for a major newspaper help pay the bills, but when he gets assigned the task of photographing the upcoming professional soccer match, he can’t believe his luck. He has been given permission to legally stalk his idol, center forward for the Scouts, Levi Ackerman!
     Levi Ackerman is a famous soccer player, and the object of millions of girls’ and guys’ wet dreams. For Levi, the life of a celebrity is nothing to complain about. He can walk into any bar and leave with his choice of men to take home. And with a sexual appetite that can rival that of a porn star, this is a benefit of stardom he takes full advantage of. The only problem is, it’s hard to keep secrets when constantly under a spotlight. What the world doesn’t know is that he’s gay, and he’s determined to keep it that way. Levi struggles to keep his deep, dark secret out of the public knowledge, but a certain green-eyed brat is making that exceptionally difficult.

>>M.

anonymous asked:

do you think life is worth living even if you never achieve anything noteworthy?

given the statistical unlikeliness that any single human being will exist on earth at a particular moment in time, living is pretty noteworthy.

anonymous asked:

I've read a lot of fics, but just wondered if I'm missing any of the 'famous' ones, (like dalton) that everyone has already read. could you please put together a list. love this blog and thanks for all the valentines fun

We had a discussion about this and tbh, hesitated because although there are obvious “famous” fandom fics, we didn’t want to list them for fear of diminishing other amazing fics that may not have received the same fanfare.  The following stories are the ones that are the most well known, however, we have not necessarily read every single one of them. Enjoy!

Everyday

Someone Like You

The Muse

Go Your Own Way

Where There’s Smoke

A Political Romance/A Legal Romance

Little Numbers

Crema

Angel In A Red Vest

All The Other Ghosts

An Accidental Chance verse

The Sidhe

If I Die Young

Dalton

Sideways/Anywhere But Here

Fix

Expectation Fails

No Envy No Fear

Snapshots

In The Key Of Us

Where We Went Right

Syrup and Honey

It’s Not Babysitting

anonymous asked:

for what parining are you writing? also for prompts: character 1 (c1) and c2 live in a world where soulmates exist. can be any of the soulmate promt au's that are on tumblr (seriously theres like hundreds). here's the only catch: c1 is famous and c2 doesn't want to be, so protect c2, they both hide their soulmate-ness

The Spotlight Isn’t worth Anything Without You

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Summary:

Dan is a famous deaf actor who happens to run into Phil, who is blind, by accident and it doesn’t take long for them to figure out they’re soulmates. But when the spotlight becomes too much and their lives are endangered, Dan tries to figure out how to fix everything, but can he?


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anonymous asked:

what's your favorite trope? and could you rec fics from it?

OOOOOH. I think I have a very soft spot for famous!AU. Like when famous!Louis has a crush for famous!Harry and they start interacting (special kuddos if it’s on Twitter or IG) and then they meet and … Well.  I think it’s my fav

- let me make a thing of cream and stars : It doesn’t explain why he’s lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of him.As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. Also  the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Louis’ wet dreams since he was about eighteen.(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)

- Amazing Sin :  Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”  “This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.  “So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

- Play Me Like One of Your French Girls : Louis is Hollywood’s ‘Bad Boy and Sometimes Darling’, and Harry is the clumsy, endearingly attractive part-time cellist whose cello gets upgraded to the seat next to his on the plane. They fall in love.Also featuring R&B Superstar Zayn Malik, Olympic Gold Medalist Liam Payne, and Masterchef Niall Horan.

- Just For Me: Harry is a supermodel with a fake boyfriend. Louis is the captain and star forward of Manchester United with a fake girlfriend. They should have no problem having a completely platonic lunch between friends.(They do.)

- Three French Hems: In which Louis is a designer at Burberry and Harry spends December wearing Lanvin… and Lanvin… and Lanvin.

- so grab your passport and my hand: The one in which Louis plays football and Harry sings a lot, and somehow that means they’re meant to be. They’ll figure it out soon enough.

- Foolishly Completely Falling : Louis is ¼ of the infamous boy band One Direction and has had a crush on the Prince of Wales for ages. Prince Harry is gay and out and when he spills on a tv show about finding a certain Louis fit, their paths cross and everything turns into a tumult of emotions and anxiety, and the complications when you just want to show the world who you love.

- walk my days on a wireHarry hums, staring at his hands in his lap, and Louis can still feel their smoothness, how solid they were in between his own. “Do you think it’s the same for us? Are we here only because of the likeliness of our jobs? Of our lives?”
“We’re here because we have inventive managers,” Louis says, giving Harry’s leg a little nudge with his knee, but all that’s going around in his head is, I think I’d be in the same spot in every possible universe.  or, when actor Louis Tomlinson used to daydream about dating Harry Styles, this is not what he had in mind.

- but me, i’m not a gamble : A Posh & Becks AU in which Harry is a star on the stage and Louis is a star on the pitch, but they’re both inexplicably terrible at articulating their feelings. In the end, it only takes a season’s worth of failed matchmaking schemes, platonic dinner dates, road trip holidays, and one very convenient David Beckham cameo for them to figure it all out. And if Niall knew all along? Well, he at least has the decency not to be too smug about it.

- sweet, where you lay: Louis Tomlinson is a twenty-eight year old succesful actor living in New York. Harry Styles is a twenty year old up and coming model and coincidentally also the one who turns Louis’ world completely upside down.or, Louis is Zachary Quinto and Harry is Miles McMillan. Falling in love was always in the cards for them.

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anonymous asked:

So I'm just watching "Thinking Out Loud" video and can you imagine this: Blaine as Ed, and Kurt as choreographer who came up with this dance. They have a late in night rehearsal and you can literally touch the tension between them. And then there's that one move, too close, too intimate and BOOM! they're kissing and oh I gave myself feelings *___*

Kurt still thinks it’s a prank as he opens the door to the studio.

There is no way that he has actually been called to choreograph Blaine Fucking Anderson’s latest video.

Not to look down on him and his dancing studio, it’s just a fact:

Stars of Blaine Anderson’s status don’t go to Brooklyn’s choreograph for a music video–they go to big names, famous dancers and acclaimed professionals.

Not … him.

But it is Blaine Fucking Anderson standing in the middle of a beautiful factory-turned-loft, wearing a somehow loose but fitting shirt–there is some kind of black magic at work here–and snug sweatpants that leave nothing to Kurt’s vivid imagination.

A blond man approaches Kurt, and he reads enough gossip magazines (shush, it’s a professional occupation) to recognize Blaine Anderson’s occasional lyricist and best friend, Sam Evans. “Mr. Hummel!” the man exclaims, shaking Kurt’s hand enthusiastically. “So glad you could make it.”

Kurt shakes his hand back and can’t help but smile at his energy. “I wouldn’t dream of being anywhere else,” he replies, looking behind Sam at Blaine who is warming up with a look of focus.

Damn he’s attractive–no wonder he has so many fan groups.

Not that Kurt doesn’t have his own little group of followers on the different social media, but they do not compare with Blaine’s.

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anonymous asked:

hi! do you know of any famous!sirius fics? in which remus is not famous? if you can think of any you'd be such a huge lifesaver <3 thanks! xx

I actually have a sirius: famous tag, but there’s not much in it, so I’ll give you a few more. :)

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“Any good rec of ym mpreg?”

Hi! I have only read one series of fics that have ym mpreg.

 parent!yoonmin ‘verse 

By coconutbutter (( 3 works | G / T |  12,446 ))

Completed

Maybe the other admins have read more? Hope this helps though.

- Admin yg

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These two fics were also suggested by people onto the page: 

tryoongs: Meeting us was what i wanted by krokodil has mpreg! It’s within a/b/o universe but one of the main focus is the pregancy.

Meeting us was what i wanted

By krokodil (( 12/12 | E | 51,185 ))

Completed

A one night stand and an unfortunate encounter with a sasaeng fan later, Yoongi is no longer a beta. Or more accurately, it could have been said that he was never one to begin with, he just didn’t know it. Not that he doesn’t have bigger things to worry about now.


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tatasusandi: Its my fav ff and new. I suggest you to read this amazing ff - The misty past by Nekoshin-

The Misty Past

By Nekoshin (( 22/? | M | 46,498 ))

Ongoing

A few years ago, he had a one night stand with a rent-boy in a VIP room in a night club.

He had made a mistake.

That 'rent-boy’ had not been a rent- boy.

 //Side Note: I will add to this post later on, I will gather all the fics that i have read and will post them later//

///Side Note 2: I have a LOT//

-Admin ym

anonymous asked:

any with one of them having a celebrity/fan relationship?

yep -Madi

the songs on the radio are okay by twentyalice (11/11 | 29442 | Mature)

Josh does not like Tyler Joseph, he does not like Tyler Joseph’s songs, he does not like Tyler Joseph’s albums, and he does not like Tyler Joseph’s stupid concerts.

So, how did he get here? At one of Tyler Joseph’s stupid concerts.

let your heart win. by panicdun (½ | 338 | General)

hey, i’m stressed and obsessed, and you’re watching disney channel.

(or tyler is just hopelessly devoted to josh dun.)

Game Over by onlyfools (½ | 3873 | Mature)

Josh wins the Super Mario Kart contest and has to go against Tyler on stage. But Josh doesn’t just get a fan experience on stage. It’s more than that.

Under a Paper Moon by marsakat (1/1 | 679 | General)

Tyler gets himself stranded in a small town and doesn’t make too many friends. Josh is given the unhappy duty of keeping Tyler busy and away from pissing off the rest of the town.

Josh’s Maid: Tyler by myspookyjoshdunchristmas (3/? | 4543 | Mature)

Josh is a famous and very rich drummer and song writer.

At times he’s grateful and other times ungrateful. He’s lazy and doesn’t cook, he doesn’t even make his own cereal.

Tyler enters his life as his maid since his other one got arrested.

Now this is gonna be interesting.

Stop the World I Wanna get off with You by strikeuptheband (1/1 | 2261 | Explicit)

Tyler is famous and sees Josh one night and wants him. He’s super possessive and collars are involved. Cool? I’m bad at summaries, just read it.

pretty boy (always gets the guy) by thefrontbottoms (1/1 | 802 | General)

Tyler likes Josh Dun’s band. He likes Josh Dun. Josh Dun has never heard of Tyler Joseph.