anonymous space nerd

anonymous asked:

jim telling spock that humans call sex "the skidily didily doo" and spock believing him so that one time bones had to ask spock "so, have you ever . . . you know" spock just shakes his head and confidently says "No, Doctor. I have never done the skidily didily doo."

imagine bones just nodding once and being like ‘okay then’ and slowly walking out of the room

anonymous asked:

Bones being late for a meeting and the bridge crew go to find him. When he opens the door he's shirtless with a 6-pac, in low riding jeans, and a black cowboy hat. He starts apologizing and says he forgot to set his alarm, but nobody can focus

imagine bones refusing to acknowledge that anything is weird with his outfit

he presents the medbay report in that outfit, not even batting an eye

anonymous asked:

Imagine Spock saying "but i'm half CANADIAN!!". Scotty angrily eating haggis "No one celebrates St. Andrews with me this much". Chechov removing his universal translator and refusing to speak English standard the whole day. Someone asking Sulu why he isn't annoyed about 4th of july like everyone else, imagine Sulu saying "i was born in san fransisco, excuse you!!" Imagine jim and bones telling them "You all had eurovision! this is our time to shine" Imagine Spock repeating "I'm half CANADIAN!!"

imagine spock sitting at his station and angrily firmly spitting facts about canada to whoever will listen

scotty gets drunk in his quarters by himself 

jim accidentally shoots a firework at bones who spends the rest of the day chasing him around the ship

anonymous asked:

So Spock Prime is pretty careful about not telling the AOS kids anything about their potential futures, but Jim always asks him for hints. One time Spock decides to indulge him and gets all serious about it, which leads Jim to believe it's really important. With a completely straight face, Spock simply says, 'Whales,' and then walks away.

imagine when they actually do encounter the whale mission and jim has this big dorky smile on his face the entire time cause this is it this is what hes been waiting for

anonymous asked:

Imagine Kirk, Spock, and McCoy fighting an alien adversary and Spock having a gun pointed at him, only for McCoy to jump in the way and take the hit. Kirk is quick to react while Spock stands there stunned. Anything you'd like to add?

Imagine Spock staying stunned all the way back to the ship, watching as Jim frantically calls for Chapel and M’Benga to get ready.

Both Spock and Jim sit in the medbay in chairs next to Bones’ bed as the team does their best to save him. 

Jim falls asleep in the chair that night, after Bones’ heart stabilized and M’Benga told him they could do nothing but wait.

Spock stays up all night. 

anonymous asked:

the crew flirting with jim whenever spock's around trying to make him jealous. he doesn't notice at first but starts to catch on and asks bones about it. bones doesn't want to get involved and says he hadn't noticed. it continues until one day sulu sits on jim's lap right on the bridge and is being all flirty and sexy and jim is smiling back at him and everyone can see spock turning green and his hands shaking hard. then he sees sulu give jim a vulcan kiss and spock loses his shit.

and spockers expects everyone to be afraid because he totally lost it like he was screaming and at one point he threw a chair

but everyone just looks relieved and when spock finally picks up jim and carries him off the bridge you can hear uhura mumbling about how ‘dear god it took him long enough’

anonymous asked:

imagine bones booping spock when hes bored becoming a thing. like going onto the bridge and walking behind spock and being like "hey spock" and spock turns around and is like "yes doctor?" and bones just dramatically thrusts his arm out and very lightly pokes the tip of spocks nose with his finger "boop". and then he walks away into the turbolift silently and everyone is just like "???" and spock is like "boop?" and then he starts doing it back so the next time it happens spock is in the sickbay

((cont)) and bones has just finished patching him up from some away mission gone awry and then he boops his nose and makes the noise wit it. spock just nods solemnly before he too dramatically thrusts his arm out and pokes bones’ nose “boop, doctor. boop.” and bones just stares at him for a few seconds before dying of laughter

imagine that becoming spock and bones’ thing, whenever they see each other, with a perfectly straight face, they boop each other on the nose

nobody understands it

anonymous asked:

Okay, so imagine if Jim and Spock are renowned for their fighting skills (as they are) and Jim makes jokes about having to protect Bones' Southern ass all the time and both of them are protective of Bones. Bones just takes it and retorts with "well somebody's gotta look out for me while I'm treatin' your accident prone selves." Then one day Spock and Jim are sparring and they've got these awesome moves going on, and Bones just calmly walks in and kicks their asses, because hes quietly badass.

imagine bones just creaming those two losers without even saying a word, and refusing to talk about it even after jims finished picking himself up off the floor

imagine jim trying to figure out where exactly the good doctor learned to fight like that

imagine jim making up fake backgrounds for bones like ‘hes secretly part of the mafia’, 'he wrestled bears as a child’, and 'he participated in the hunger games, volunteered in fact’

imagine jim spreading those rumors all around the ship

anonymous asked:

Imagine Spock tho, when Jim won't stop dropping hints about getting married and Spock continues to be on the fence, and Jim finally just asks him one day, point blank, and Bones just yells from medical JUST SAY YES ALREADY YOU HOBGOBLIN while echoed by the entire bridge

imagine when spock finally does whisper yes and the entire ship EXPLODES like people are screaming 

sulu and chekov are jumping up and down

bones is crying

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Imagine Jim getting really into celebrating and everyone expects Bones to get all grumpy and prissy about his enthusiasm, but he turns out to be an even bigger patriot. As in, covered head-to-toe with flags, chanting "USA! USA! USA!" through medbay, shoving peach pie at people, naming a bunch of tribbles after the founding fathers, etc. etc.

imagine bones in one of those stereotypical ‘old southern guy on july fourth’ outfits like with jean shorts, flip-flops, a super old t-shirt thats three sizes too big and has an eagle on it, and sunglasses 

spocks considering a transfer 

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au where old married spirk live at and run a little bed & breakfast after retiring from starfleet. whenever a touchy-feely couple walk in jim laughs and nudges spock like 'oooh, remember those days?' to which spock replies 'jim, you touch me approximately thrice a minute. those days are now'

imagine jim just laughing and wrapping spock in a hug and declaring three as too low of a number

anonymous asked:

This is your opportunity to fully explain at length your love for Leonard McCoy

*cracks knuckles*

alright ive got a lot to say on this subject hear me out now

when i first started watching star trek, and i saw bones for the first time my first thought about him was

‘wow this guy is a real asshole

i dont remember what exactly he was doing probably yelling at spock for not being emotional or whatever

i didnt like him much

but watching through the rest of tos i began to pick up on some little things

how he smiled rarely

how he put everybody ahead of himself when it came right down to it

how he wasnt afraid to apologize if he had done something wrong

how he yelled and fussed when he was scared for himself or someone else

how stubborn he is

how he shoved his foot in his mouth in every episode he was in

how his relationship with his wife and his daughter influenced every aspect of his life, and determines the way he acts around his friends now

and i feel in love

this is a character that started out as spock’s ((or jim’s depending how you look at it)) character foil, but when you looked harder had so much more behind him

bones is an asshole sometimes

he doesnt mean to be but hell hes human and sometimes you say things that you dont mean

and thats okay

he apologizes and he does his best to learn from his mistakes 

Must be this space is getting to me, too. I… I know it’s nothing you’ve done, Spock. I, I’m sorry.” ((tholian web))

and he keeps on trekking

and thats why i love leonard bones mccoy

anonymous asked:

Imagine for April fools day Jim gets everyone to pretend like Spock is and always has been captain and that Jim is and always has been the science officer/first officer.

imagine spock not being it on it so when he wakes up and sees only command gold shirts hes a bit confused

everyone keeps addressing him as ‘captain’ on his way to the bridge and hes long since stopped trying to correct them

he sees jim in a blue shirt at the science station and feels the intense need to meditate on why he joined this ship of illogical beings in the first place