anon is shy

anonymous asked:

I hate how this anon is taking advantage of anon settings. I use anon because I'm shy and I'm scared that after this, you're going to stop anon asks. People should think before they start spouting crocks of shit.

Yeah I’m actually considering not to allow anon next time I open my ask, but it’d be kinda rude to you shy seedlings I think. While I gotta say I like to discuss these topics, I understand that you guys aren’t here for this and I want to respect that. I think I’ll allow anon next time and turn it off when things get rough. That would probably be a good compromise :)

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1. What have you eaten today?
2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?
3. What color shoes did you last wear?
4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
5. What is your favorite scent?
6. What is your favorite season? Why?
7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
8. What color are your nails?
9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?
10. What is something you find romantic?
11. Are you happy?
12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?
13. Dogs or Cats?
15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?
15. What is your style?
16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?
17. Are you in a relationship or single?
18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?
19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?
20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what?
21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
22. Have you recently made any big decisions?
23. Were you ever in a school play?
24. What movie would you use to describe your life?
25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”
27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?
30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?
31. How long was your longest relationship?
32. Have you ever been in love?
33. Are you currently in love?
34. Why did your last relationship end?
35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
36. When was the last time you cried and why?
37. Name someone pretty.
38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?
39. Do you get jealous easily?
40. Have you ever been cheated on?
41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?
42. Ever had detention?
43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?
44. What do people call you?
45. What was the last book you read?
46. How big of a nerd/dork are you?
47. What kind of music do you listen to?
48. How tall are you?
49. Do you like kids?
50. Favorite fruits?
51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
52. What’s your earliest memory?
53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?
54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
55. Do you have a collection of anything?
56. Do you save money or spend it?
57. What would your dream house be like?
58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?
59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?
60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
61. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
64. Do you like the beach?
65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?
66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!
67. Do you talk to yourself?
68. Describe your hair.
69. What is the meaning of life.
70. What is your ideal partner like?
71. Do you want to get married?
72. Do you want to have kids?
73. Like or dislike your family?
74. Are you Chunky or Slim?
75. Would you consider yourself smart?
76. What would you change about your life?
77. Religious or Not?
78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
83. Do you like when people play with your hair?
84. Do you like bubble baths?
85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?
86. Have you ever danced in the rain?
87. Do you trust anyone with your life?
88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)
90. How was your day today?
91. Play an instrument?
92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.
93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be?
95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?
96. When are you vulnerable?
97. How much free time do you have?
98. Do you like to go hiking?
99. Odd or Even Numbers?
100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?

anonymous asked:

Hey just curious but who in Stardew are you gonna romance with farmer Amelie?? She's super cute and I kinda love her

…and she’s walked home the same route very day since!

Reblog if you think it’s okay to:

-Draw your ocs as many times as you’d like

-Take a break from a fandom for a bit

-Disagree or agree on arguments

-Leave Tumblr for a while because you have an outside life

-Feel good about yourself

-Ask on anon because you’re a bit shy

I was thinking about the Chinese pronoun “renjia” 人家 and how useful it is and how difficult its connotations are to translate succinctly into English.

Okay so “renjia” literally means “person-home” and here’s what it can mean:

1. me (the speaker)
2. you (the spoken to)
3. somebody else (who is there)
4. somebody else (who is not there)
5. people generally

Ok you’re probably thinking “WTF that sounds confusing as hell and the opposite of useful”? But no! It is extremely useful if you WANT to be ambiguous/coy/demure/humble and (potentially) manipulate people! (It also codes as feminine IMO within Chinese culture, YMMV.)

Let’s say I’m hanging out with my friends Anne, Bruce, Charlene, and David. David suggests going to see a zombie movie.

I reply, “Renjia doesn’t like zombie movies. Let’s see something else.”

In that context, it would mean “somebody here doesn’t like zombie movies”. I might be referring to myself, or I might be referring to someone else who is there, without actually naming them.

Maybe I’m embarrassed that I don’t like zombie movies: this way I can make my objection known without committing to it. Or, maybe I know that Bruce hates them, but is the kind of person who won’t speak up for himself and who’ll feel bad if we don’t go to something just because of him? Now I’ve covered for Bruce, AND Bruce doesn’t have to feel guilty, because I could have been talking about myself or another person in the group.

See in English if you said “somebody here doesn’t like zombie movies,” that would be odd, somebody would probably say, “who?” and it would also imply IMO that the somebody wasn’t yourself.

Anyway if you’re a person (*cough* like me) who finds it hard to speak up for yourself as yourself in groups, it’s an extremely useful social navigational tool. Some women also use renjia habitually.

It’s a sociolinguistic thing and an example of how languages adapt to cultural needs (or vice versa if you want to get all Sapir-Whorf up in here).

This is only one possible use of renjia, you could write a dang thesis on it and somebody probably has.

Edit: “Qiu, Miao-Jin (2000) Chengdaici Renjia de Yuyi ji Yuyong Yanjiu [A Semantic and Pragmatic Study of ‘Renjia’ in Mandarin Chinese], MA Thesis, National Taiwan Normal University.”


anonymous asked:

if your still taking these killua with im not alone yet -shanon

In case I haven’t said it before, I LOVE drawing Killua. Hope you like it, Shanon, and thanks for the request!!!

Other color palette works:

Hunk/Subtle Melancholy | Kageyama/Cherry Soda | Yusuke/Cool Sunsets
| Klance/Constant Rambling | Lance/Soda&Skateboards | Killua/Omniferous | Keith/Conversation Hearts | Allura/Sylveon

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*Aggressively ties a jacket around his hips*
*Clears throat*

“S-so, what time is it now? I’ll have to slowly make my way back home, you know, haha… I’m helping Jungkook with English, you know how it is”


/ Shit. It’s not time to be horny. What are you doing, get down boi, this is not good /
Y/N: “Should I order pizz–?”
Y/N: “I… never said you did anything wrong, are you ok?”


/ This must be the worst and most awkward thing that happened to me so far. What am I supposed to do if she notices… /
*Smoothly puts one of his legs over the other which is uncomfortable as fuck, but it has to be done*
Y/N: “Yoongi, you don’t look ok”
“Something terrible just happened to me. It is a serious problem”
Y/N: “Umm… Can I help somehow?”
“I’m sure you wouldn’t want to so I’ll go help myself”
*Is able to escape without you noticing a thing*
Y/N: “But what the heck is going on…”


*You notice at the same time as him. He swallows the air and looks at you slowly with a nervous face*
Y/N: “Jesus… Hoseok, is there something in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“Umm… I think it’s the latter”



*Sits uncomfortably with his feet on the chair, perfectly hiding the bulge. He smiles all the time to hise his awkwardness, but he is unable to make it seem natural*
Y/N: “Can’t you sit like a normal person?”
“I like to sit like this! Don’t worry about it!”


/ The less I notice it, the more chance I have with getting away with it /
*Looks down constantly anyways*


*Looks stressed. REALLY stressed*
/ Is it her or what? I’m an adult, this shouldn’t be happening at this age… /
*Can’t stop thinking about it to the point when he had to excuse himself. Poor guy*


anonymous asked:

Hey, hey! Shy anon here. Would you like to share your Klance headcanons, please?

heuheuhehuehueheu don’t mind if i do

  • Lance loves Keith’s hair
    • listen. you do not constantly comment on the feature of someone else unless you are coveting it or jealous of it or love it in some way
    • lance: god your hair is stupid
      keith: then why are you running your hands through it right now
    • in all honesty, Lance loves to play w Keith’s hair???? he will braid it then run his fingers through it til it untangles then braid it again or just play with it and Keith will doze off with his head in Lance’s lap
  • they get in fights
    • a lot
    • and it’s normal and it’s okay because, in every way, opposites attract, and Lance is scared of Keith’s impulsiveness and is worried it’s gonna get Keith hurt, and Keith doesn’t understand why Lance keeps putting himself down every time someone tries to compliment him and it’s this cycle where they both eventually start to realize that maybe they have to concede their stubbornness and listen to make this work
    •  usually it ends with one of them kissing the other quiet mid-fight and gripping their cheeks and whispering “I love you, you know that?” 
  • Lance sings them to sleep when they spend the night together in one of their rooms
    • it starts off as playful, joking, annoy-the-shit-outta-Keith sing-song, until Lance starts to sing one of his favorite songs from back home and he finds he can’t make it a joke anymore because there’s this hole in his heart and it hurts so much that he has to stop because he can’t breathe anymore
    • Keith just rests his hand over Lance’s heart and whispers soft reassurances until he calms down again
    • and a little later, when Keith asks Lance to sing again for him, Lance can do it without crying this time, and it becomes their nighttime ritual, Lance humming and singing soft lyrics as they stare up at the dark ceiling that they both know will never feel like home
  • Keith likes making out
    • very much
    • to the point where their lips are numb and they can’t feel their jaws and both of them are panting and kind of pawing at each other’s faces and pushing into one another but they’re really having trouble breathing now, but they still can’t stop 
  • sometimes the two of them will just go hang out inside of Blue because Lance loves his girl and Keith loves watching Lance talk to her and get excited when buttons light up after Lance asks a question, because the way the two of them interact is so sweet, bordering on endearing, and what makes Lance happy makes Keith happy too
  • whenever Keith and Lance are stargazing out of one of the many floor-to-ceiling windows throughout the castle, Keith will always point out a blue star and say “Look. Just like your eyes.”
  • those bone-shaking, armor-clacking, rib-crushing hugs after near death battles? yeah. lots of those.
  • spooning that turns into annoyed kicks because Keith hates getting too hot and “fuck off, Lance, you’re sweaty” and “c’mooooon, you love it” and “oh my god, I will put you on the floor” 
  • Keith is a cat person so when they go to a planet and the aliens who needed help are literal cat-people with toe beans and floofy ears, he’s in near tears the entire time and he’s like “hi sorry, I just-sorry, can I-sorry-can I touch ur toe beans” and the cat-person is like “whom” and Keith is like “PLZ CAN I HOLD UR HAND” and the cat-person is shook bc a Paladin of Voltron wants to Hold Their Hand so of course they say yes and Keith nearly passes out bc he is touchin the toe beans
    • also, turns out that as much as Keith loves cats, he’s fuckin allergic to them (and he already knew this so rly he’s just a masochist) and starts uncontrollably sneezing for the entirety of the mission, but despite it all, he is still smiling and sniffling and just so Happy that he met real live cat people who let him touch the toe beans
  • sometimes when Keith gets really upset over something that’s happened or a battle that almost went horribly wrong, Lance will just hook his pinky finger around Keith’s and it’s like this thing that grounds Keith and helps him focus and close his eyes and breathe, because he knows Lance is there and that they’re gonna be okay
    • Keith never really knows how to vocalize his thanks to Lance for these moments, so he just lets it speak through his actions, like when they’re all heading to bed for the night and Keith stops Lance just to press their foreheads together for a moment before kissing Lance gently on the lips
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*Extremely confused at himself. He’s constantly uncomfortable and flustered in case you’d notice, but he stays strong*


*He realized that you noticed*
“…… Pervert!”
Y/N: “Hey, hold up, princess! It’s not me who got hard”
“It’s not like I would notice if you did!”
Y/N: “Oh my GOD, JUST GO”
“ I…! Good idea.”

/ Nice… Arguing over this with your crush, well done, Hoseok. /


*Bites his fist*
/ Think about something else! Think about Kihyun’s nagging… aNytHiNG /


*Does his best to cover up but only makes it the more noticeable*
Y/N: “Kihyun. It’s so obvious, how about I leave you alone?”
*Flustered as fuck*


*Extremely done with himself (plus embrrassed but manages to hide it)*
/ It’s not because of her that I’m like this now, is it…?”
“Y/N, can you give me a moment, I feel dizzy so I’ll… go freshen up in the bathroom”


*Sprints out da room*
*Cries as he disappears into the distance*

>Gif by my love who changes tumblr identity too often, @hosseokss. I apologize for using it in such a godless reaction, I am ashamed<


*Takes pillow*
*Puts pillow in lap*
*Mission accomplished*

Y/N: “How about we go for a walk? :3”
/ fuck /


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/ She didn’t notice, did she? /
*You look at him and look away laughing to yourself. You were so going to tease him later*
*Awkwardly looks away too*

/ Of course she noticed. /


*Done with himself. Done with his body. Done with life*
/ It’s not the circumstances in which this should happen… /


*Grabs whatever and plays with it at crotch level. Very well thought out if not the fact that it looks kinda funny and awkward*


*Very uncomfortable. Moves way too much, does everything so you don’t notice the bulge*
Y/N: “Are you ok?”
“Of course I am!”
*But he’s dying inside*


“You… Wait here, I must use the toilet. I’ll go buy a hotdog on the way so stay where you are, it’ll take me some time”