anon calling

anonymous asked:

hello! russian here! i know everyone uses the short forms sonya for sofia, natasha for natalya, and pierre for pyotr but please consider other affectionate forms. fluffiness ahead! (1/4)

for andrey: “andryusha”, “andrusha”, “andryukha”, “dyusha”, “andryushka”, “andryushenka” (last one is SUPER fluffy) for helene: “lena”, “lenochka”, “elenushka” “lenka”, “lelya.” for anatole: “tolya”, “tolik”, “tolyan”, “tolenka” (2/4)

for nikolai: “kolya”, “kolenka”, “kolka”, “kolyan”, “nikolayushka” for fyodor: “fedyushka”, “fedka”, “fedya”, “dusya”, “dyusechka" for natalya: “tasha”, “natashenka”, “natalenka”, “natalyushka”, “nasha” (¾)

for pyotr: “pyotra”, “petenka”, “petya”, “petechka”, “petyosha” for sofia: “sonyusha”, “sonechka”, “sofyusha”, “sonyushka”, “sonyushenka” (last one is mostly used intimately) for princess marya and marya d: “mashka” (mostly when teasing) “masha”, “mashenka”, “marusya”, “mashunechka”, “mashunya”  (speaking as a maria, the last few are super fluffy and only used if you wanna make poor marya/maria/mary blush) (4/4)

oh my god anon…..you are truly a blessing upon this earth thank you so much

anonymous asked:

Its not that bad, were just poking some fun, chill out maam

FIRST OFF FUCK YOU

second of all, it is that bad. i run a critical/fan blog of my own, and ive seen my friends on a constant, daily basis get told to kill themselves, told to delete their blogs, and told that they don’t contribute enough and should just delete. a mod over at @mods-against-yanderedev has gotten harassed to tears. we get told to stop being so critical of the game, and then when we make jokes and stuff that’s not critical, we get told that the only thing we should be doing is be critical and finding dirt on the dev

so yeah, i have no sympathy for anybody that does that

anonymous asked:

Hello princess. *laser guns* Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? 💚

i wish my heart was made of space ice cream, ‘cause you’re making it melt!!

anonymous asked:

I need to thirst over jeon, so here it goes: in the mv he keeps looking at the camera smirking, giving a "like what you see" "am I doing good?" vibe. I keep imagining him as a sub lil tease that wants my approval... I'm not okay and that's super fine by me

I never stop thirsting over him, so here it goes: once WMB Jimin is finished, I’m going back to writing sub!JK because you’re right…and he should be punished for that smirk. I have upcoming vacation days set aside specifically to work on making him suffer.

cool, dank ways to get jake and rosa out of prison
  • gina runs hawkins over with a bus, consequently exposing all of hawkins’ crimes
  • charles keeps begging the prison guards to let him stay in jail too because he can’t let his best friend be in there all by himself! he gets so annoying that jake and rosa get a retrial and are free
  • amy and jake’s love is so deep and pure everyone in prison feels bad that they ever have to be separated ever and after hearing that crap like that happens to them on practically a seasonal basis all the prisoners revolt so jake can live happily with his one true love
  • rosa is so drop-dead gorgeous that the American Legal System feels ashamed for throwing her in jail; she’s too beautiful to be made to suffer so they release her
  • arlo and cheddar work together as a rag tag team of adorable dogs to free jake and rosa; they’re so cute crime stops permanently and there’s no longer a need for jail
  • jake’s beard that he mysteriously starts growing in jail turns out to have magical powers that assist him in breaking out of prison– like Jack and the Beanstalk he’s Jake and the Patchy Beard

anonymous asked:

lance,,, Keith,,,, the lights of my life,,,, where are your shades or safety glasses on that motorcycle,,,, you will get dirt or rocks in your eyes,,, (I'm not trying to be rude and point out mistakes btw. this isn't meant to offend in anyway, I'm just trying to encourage good safety procedures. I see a lot of art where they don't have things covering their eyes and that's really dangerous)

Bonus from

LMAO, it is so true, noni!!
No offense taken at all, you are absolutely right XD
 and safety is the most important part (and keith should know it)

“We can escape to the great sunshine

We made it out to the other side…”

anonymous asked:

Frisks hips are so. Amazing. I wanna say delicious but that may be a bit creepy. But just. Her hips and, y'know, DAT ASS! YOU'RE SO GOOD AT DRAWING CURVES I WANNA CRY HAPPY TEARS

that’s what you get for taking your hot gf for granted red .

4

“She went to visit your papa.”

oKAY BUT everyone would be at least double as upset with him because Gracia is an unarmed housewife and also Maes’ wife and everyone knows that they’re literally made for eachother and that she’d never kill him but Roy ‘burned her to death’ despite the few evidences there are and that’s just??? not to mention that he technically ‘turned Elicia into an orphan’

anonymous asked:

It's really inspiring that you're so vocal about shipping plance! It's really helped me to be more vocal about my own ships in this fandom and it means a lot to me (also I loooove your art!!)