anonymous asked:

Once, I encountered the funny story of an AI image descriptor with a sheep obsession. It had been trained on pictures of fields of sheep. Therefore, it tagged anything in a field as 'sheep', including an empty field, because they work on statistical probability. Therefore, it thinks "ah, a field! there's probably a sheep here." (It's a bit more complicated but basically that.) It also couldn't recognise sheep in places that weren't fields, such as petrol stations or barns. [cont]

Now, the alarming aspect of this story is that the very same technology is probably what tumblr is using to identify porn. Now, if it can’t tell that an empty field is not, in fact, full of sheep, what hope do we have that it can’t tell an empty room isn’t full of writing human forms engaged in passionate coitus?

this really does sound like an episode of black mirror

anonymous asked:

kravitz eats peach pits, change my mind

taako, watching his boyfriend crack open a peach pit to eat the seeds: …… bones, you know those are poisonous, right?

kravitz, popping a seed into his mouth: love, i’m already dead. they can’t kill me a second time.

taako gets to spend the rest of the night wondering. what do they taste like. why is kravitz eating them? cyanide so maybe like almonds? maybe they taste like almonds? does kravitz not know about almonds??

kravitz did this specifically to fuck with his boyfriend. it’s revenge for the time taako tricked him into eating wax fruit.

anonymous asked:

What do you think happens after watching the trailer?

I think there’s multiple layers going on: 

1) What they want us to think happens 

2) What they’re subtly hinting at will be a driving them in the film 

3) Intentional misdirect and desire not to reveal much (note: no Carol, no hint at the crazy time-travel shenanigans; everything in the trailer seems to take place nearer the beginning of the film)

They want us to think this is a swan song for Tony. Big time. He takes up half the trailer alone. He’s giving a dying monologue under cool lighting. He’s the one who talks about the end of the journey. It’s definitely meant to carry an ominous tone–especially regarding Tony. 

What they’re subtly hinting at (in my opinion) takes place between Tony and Steve. In the first part, Tony is leaving a dying message to the woman he loves (who is still out there) and he’s wholly resigned to his death; meanwhile, Steve looks longingly at the picture of Peggy (who is already dead) and is the one who is planning to fight back. To me, this is setting up an obvious dichotomy. Tony has a future to look forward to (getting married, dreams of having a child, etc.), but the fight seems lost in him, while Steve is still in the past (pining over a woman he lost 70 years ago), but has determination. If anything, it fuels my previously established theory that, in some way, Steve is going to sacrifice himself so Tony doesn’t have to, because ultimately Steve’s the “man out of time,” while Tony still has a future here with Pepper.

As for the final point, the trailers have been known to misdirect before. We still don’t know much about this movie at all. We saw zero action sequences. We haven’t even seen several characters we know will be in it (Rhodey, Rocket, Carol). With that in mind, it’s almost impossible to say what is going to happen. It’s all a big question mark. 

anonymous asked:

advocating for the gen z humans here. what exactly is my immortal. I looked it up. Is it just a song?

Ok, for those who don’t know, My Immortal is a legendarily bad fanfic (wikipedia page for it is here) from about 2007. We don’t know who wrote it, but they were probably trolling, given that I refuse to believe that one human could make something as nonsensical as My Immortal by accident.

Features everyone becoming goths, Harry is renamed Vampire and Hermione is Bloody Mary, everyone’s in Slytherin, there’s a Hot Topic in Hogsmeade, the author accidentally predicts the ending of book 7 before it came out, and I think there’s time travel? There’s so many notable quotes, I’m gonna give you the two best. First, the meme!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

And also, this thing!

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was….Dumbledore!

anonymous asked:

I have never know the "separated when most happy" trope to not be linked to romance so I'm stoked for this season. Dreading the angst that will come with it but excited for the end result

I actually tried to find anything on TV Tropes which alluded to this but literally it all links back the Star Crossed Lovers trope so yeah I’d say its pretty much always linked to romantic love. 

Just like a mixtape

Even if it wasn’t a blatant rip off of Angel’s curse in BTVS it would still be so obviously romantic because Cas was shown in the episode as being HAPPY at the end?

Originally posted by spnblog

Like? He has his family right there with him. Does the Empty take him then? Nope. So what exactly would it take for Cas to “allow himself true happiness”?

Urgh it is so freaking obvious IMO to ANYONE who has actually paid attention to Cas’s character arc over the past 10 years. Even the anti’s over on Twitter are in meltdown because it’s just as obvious to them. Seriously. This episode has not only restored my faith in a canon Destiel endgame but completely restored my faith in the show as a whole - and I was really wavering. I cried for over half an hour after watching that scene because I couldn’t BELIEVE they have inflicted Cas with this HORRIBLE curse that basically guarantees Destiel in the worst way possible. This is more angsty than even the angstiest of fanfiction and the very thought of that actual moment KILLS ME even now, over a day later - it makes my heart hurt just picturing Dean’s face fall from delighted, kinda shy, and extremely happy to absolute horror as Cas is dragged away from him back to a cold and empty death.

Like… this has caused MASSIVE changes in any canon based content we create now. No more fluffy destiel christmas coda’s where they hook up and its all unicorns and rainbows and super happy. No more mistletoe kisses for Cas, or opening cute presents under the bunker christmas tree. No more sexy smutty fics because if poor Cas has an orgasm now he’s basically as good as dead. 

Those writers are THE WORST and I HATE THEM.

But of course I am just as stoked as you. Because clearly we are all masochists in this fandom and enjoy the pain inflicted on us by the writers.

Anyway I made the below because I feel like in some alternate universe everyone just pressed the button and this is what we are stuck with now:

I suppose the theory being, no one ever perma-dies on SPN and Castiel especially is a Winchester and will most definitely come back - because when this eventually does happen, Dean will force his way into the Empty to bring Cas back himself. 

Until that day happens, I’ll be over here with my bottle just sobbing for my poor beautiful angel:

Originally posted by alaskadiangelo

anonymous asked:

Bisexuality Holy Trinity The Father - SeaHawk The Son - Lance The Holy Spirit - Korra

Anon you are….so wise 

The Father

Originally posted by biseahawk

The Son 

Originally posted by lordviren

And the Holy Spirit 

Originally posted by windwaver

….I mean if we’re being real here, Seahawk’s endgame is m-f, Korra’s endgame is f-f…..therefore it’s only logical that Lance’s endgame be m-m

Gotta complete the trinity of these three bicons