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Top 20 All Time Favourite Fics

Contains muliple ships and fandoms. 
Sterek, Destiel, FiKi, Bellarke, Olicity, McShep, Malec, Hictooth, Bagginshield. 
I should just mention I’ve read all these fic’s MULTIPLE times, like stupid amount multiple. 

1. The Best Years of Our Live, My Ass - ireallyhatecornnuts
Destiel. I read this fic all the time, it’s fanstastic. Love all the family elements, the plot is great, the relationship is cute and totally them. It’s just a perfect fic. 

2. Divided We Stand - KouriArashi
Sterek
. Also another I’ve read mulitple times, it’s just so good. I could read this a thousand times and never get bored. This is one of the greatest fics (and series) I’ve ever read. 

3. Cornerstone - Vendelin
Sterek
. Read mulitple times, always amazing, always makes me smile and cry and gives me all the feels. It’s sweet, accurately describes mental illness, it’s got steamy sex scenes and is a little heartbreaking. All you need in a fic. 

4. Angels Among Us - Vaerin
Destiel.
This is always such fun to read. I love all the Asgard chapters, love the chimera, all the squabbling between Angel parents. All The Wing Love! It’s full of fluff and a bit of heartbreak, but it’s amazing! 

5. Our Lives Are Changing Lanes - grimm
Sterek.
I adore this fic, it’s so sweet and I love me some Single Parent Derek Hale. His daughter is a mini version of him and I love Stiles trying to win her over. Also the dates are adorable, and Cop Stiles is amazing! 

6. Hitchups - AvannaK
Hictooth
. One of the best thing’s I have ever read! It starts in the middle of the HTTYD movie, from there it just takes off! Hiccup and Toothless travelling around, growing up, learning to fight and all the mystical creatures! This is just as good as the movies! 

7. Cas, You Had A Baby? - allthebeautifulthings9828
Destiel.
Cas stealing a fledgling and raising it with Dean is perfection. Then they make this little community of baby angels and get the safe, happy life they always deserved. It’s beautiful. 

8. As Luck Would Have It (I’m Already Smitten) - Whisper91
Sterek.
A Perfect Dom-Sub universe. It’s fluffy, perfect amounts of the BDSM universe, and some interesting plot. Love all the Hales and the pack feels. The Liam and Derek / Stiles scenes are too cute! Still a WIP but it’s amazing! 

9. How Dean and Cas Got Fake Married - allthebeautifulthings9828
Destiel.
Clearly this author know’s how to write amazing Destiel fics! While I do kinda wish there were some sexy times, the fic is still amazing without them. I love them living a normal-ish life while still kinda hunting. It’s just great, okay?

10. The Boy and The Beast - Dira Sudis
Sterek.
Derek stuck as a wolf is my favourite. The kind of season 1 retelling with Derek actually kind of earning Scott’s trust, and totally dating Stiles is amazing! 

11. Nightfall - Leletha
Hictooth
. Hiccup got taken as well as Valka. Feral Hiccup not knowing he’s human is amazing. All the dragon talk and how much Hiccup and Toothless adore each other is so cute. I just love this fic, okay? It’s amazing! 

12. Convenient Husbands - Annie D
Destiel.
I just love creature Cas. He’s so snarky and sassy and Dean is happy (which should be canon, he deserves some happy). I love how they interact with each other and the Roadhouse sounds awesome! 

13. Raven Feather, Lion Heart - KiliDurin
FiKi.
Feral Kili is amazing, Fili being all princely is great. The Durin family is awesome and I love all the dwarven culture. Also, friendly warg is everything! 

14. Max Two ‘Verse - heartsdesire456
Malec.
omg, this series is so freaking cute. Alec adopting baby Max, then Magnus adopting Max and Alec. Max is adorable. I love seeing the Lightwood-Bane’s growing into their little family. It’s sweet and just everything good you could want! 

15. Opposites Attract - goldenlionprince, liddie
FiKi.
This is one of the sweetest fic’s I’ve ever read (and re-read). It’s so fluffy and so unbelievably adorable. Plus, Punk-ish Fili is amazing! 

16. Raising Madison Series - MrsHamill
McShep.
This series is so great. I love dad!Rodney, and Sheppard is such a good step-dad. The series is all family feels, and amazing Atlantis life. 

17. I’m Not Asking Much Of You - emmylou
Bellarke.
This is my favourite Bellark fic. It’s so sweet, and I love the fake-relationship, it’s also kinda sexy at points. Hello, Bellamy giving Clarke a lap dance, then vise versa. Also love the Clarke Raven friendship. 

18. What Happens In Vegas… - redtoes
Olicity.
I’m not super into Arrow anymore, but this fic has always been amazing. It’s refreshing to see a fake-relationship that isn’t incredibly angsty. It’s sweet and has a good plot, all around great. 

19. Convincing A Hobbit - seekerluna
Bagginshield.
I don’t read much Bagginshield but this is so freaking amazing! I love courting fics, and the drawven and hobbit courting rituals are amazing. Also Fili and Kili being adorably childish. 

20. Settle Down - wearing_tearing, whatthehale
Sterek.
I love mpreg fics, and Daddy!Derek is so cute. Love their building relationship and merging of the packs. Everything is sweet and adorable. 

So there you have it. My All Time Favourite FanFictions! 

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In 1901 Mattie Davis was at a Cambridge hospital and fell under the care of a woman named Jane Toppan. Jane was a non certified nurse practicing under forged paperwork. She came from a rough childhood and had a background of mental illness in her family, particularly one messy scene when her tailor father was caught trying to sew his own eyelids shut. Mattie died under her care and Jane accompanied the body to Mattie’s home in Cataumet Massachusetts, where she was hired by the Davis family patriarch to be the family nurse. Mattie Davis died on July 4th and by August 19th Jane had killed Matties daughter Annie, Matties husband, and finally her surviving daughter Mary. Mary’s husband could not believe that these were natural deaths and ordered autopsies. In the three latest victims, lethal doses of morphine were found. But before she could be arrested, she fled to Amherst New Hampshire, where she was taken into custody on August 29th. Sadly not before she had killed one more person, her foster sister Edna Bannister. She was arrested and under interrogation confessed to a total of 31 murders throughout her nursing career. There was never an accurate list made but it is believed that her actual kill total is closer to between 70 and 100 victims. At her trial she plead insanity but she gave the win to the prosecution when she told the court: “that is my ambition, to have killed more people, more helpless people, more than any man or woman who has ever lived.” She was found guilty but declared insane and confined for life to the state asylum in Taunton Massachusetts. She died in the asylum in August 1938 at the age of 84. Pictured above: depictions of her story, victims of her poisoning lifestyle, her in court, actual photos of Jane Toppan and a newspaper clipping about her death.

  • Eren: ok, Annie, seeing as you decided to torment me during our last campaign, I hope you get a good roll. Because if you do-
  • Annie: whatever. Do your worst.
  • Mikasa: his worst might have your assassin dangling from a vine in front of a bunch of orcs.
  • Annie: can it, Ackerman. *points at Mikasa* ok, I'm going to stab her.
  • Eren: roll for it.
  • Annie: *rolls and grimaces* shit
  • Eren: what did she get?
  • Mikasa: a four
  • Eren: *grins* as you try to stab Amateratsu, you stumble into her, effectively shoving her out of the way of an oncoming orc fight.
  • Annie: *groans* fuck you.
  • Eren: *rolls probability* and as you both land from the stumble, you accidentally kiss.
  • Mikasa: Eren!
  • Annie: No!
  • Eren: do you want to try and kill her while she's distracted?
  • Annie: I'll strangle her.
  • Mikasa: *scowls* what the fuck did I ever do to you?
  • Annie: you're a smartass and the last time we were on a quest, you jokingly tried to sell me to a dwarf.
  • Mikasa: *shrugs* he's a little shorter than you- maybe you'd like that in a husband
  • Annie: *slaps Mikasa's shoulder* I'm gonna strangle her.
  • Eren: roll.
  • Annie: *rolls and hides her face* please just kill me and get it over with.
  • Mikasa: why can't I react to any of this?
  • Eren: it's your turn next. Annie, what did you roll?
  • Annie: *mutters* two.
  • Eren: *busts out laughing* you bring your hands up to her neck to try and strangle her but find yourself mesmerized by Amateratsu's beauty.
  • Annie: I hate you.
  • Mikasa: I'm gonna roll to kick her ass.
  • Eren: go for it.
  • Mikasa: *rolls* what the fuck
  • Annie: *groans* no, no, no, why?
  • Eren: *looks and grins* a six. You manage to flip your positions but find that the assassin is incredibly pretty with her half-elf features. I want both of you to roll a save.
  • Both: *roll and look at each other's dice, each groaning* fuck.
  • Eren: a four and a two. You spend a romantic night together!
  • Annie: *to Mikasa* I'm going to kill your brother.
  • Mikasa: what npc do you love most Eren? Because I'm going to slaughter them ten ways and then feed them to my wolf.
  • Eren: *smirks* you can try. But you might end up asking him to perform the wedding for you and Annie.

anonymous asked:

So I just read Twist and Shout and don't know if I'll ever be okay again...

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EMERGENCY HAPPINESS FICS:

  • What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn’t Allowed to Eat Pie? by Annie D (scaramouche) | 16,188 | Dean gets turned into an octopus. It’s really great. 
  • Sex is Weird by artsyUnderstudy | 1,826 | He thinks maybe he’s been falling for a long time, now.
  • Professional Couple Only by saltyfeathers | 37,153 | There’s a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says “Professional couple only”. Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
  • The One Thing You Can’t Lose by MajorEnglishEsquire | 4,955 |  You know what I like a lot? The thought that Dean can just tug Cas anywhere at any time and Cas, who can lift tons without effort, who can demolish things with the light of his grace, who has battled and gone to war, has defended and broken, will just let Dean do it.
  • The (Mostly Accidental) Courtship of Dean Winchester by tuesday | 11,171 | Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.
  • Thank You For Noticing by suspiciousflashlight | 3,004 | They “make it official” on a Friday at Cas’s house, with Dean stammering and blushing his way through the stereotypical I-really-like-you-in-a-different-than-friends-way speech and Cas listening, terrifyingly impassive, right to the end, at which point he grabs Dean by the shoulders and kisses him.
  • The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska | 65,404 | Dean Winchester was twenty-six years old when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It’s only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one. (This sounds depressing, but it’s a beautiful story of healing and recovery and love.)
  • Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph | 23,878 | Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake.
  • Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) | 39,283 | “It’s only temporary, right?” Dean says. “Just until you’re healed up, and then we’ll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?” (Marriage of convenience and grumpy telepathy!!)
  • Minty Fresh Kisses by almaasi | 7,905 | Dean teaches a newly-human Castiel how to brush his teeth properly. Things don’t go according to plan – but for once, the unexpected development actually presents a more promising outcome.
  • Softly Spoken, Softly Received by TamrynEradani | 3,357 | Cas tells Dean he can’t speak so that when Cas tells him he’s beautiful, Dean won’t argue with him. Also, touching and sex. But mostly feelings.
  • Creature of Habit by trinityofone | 5,197 | The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them. Or: How Cas developed some bad habits, and Dean coped surprisingly well.
  • How to Romance a Human by CloudyJenn | 4,433 | Castiel consults Cosmopolitan magazine in order to win Dean’s heart.
  • lights, camera, action by donutsandcoffee | 3,560 | If Dean’s life were a movie, it would be one of those cheap, bait-and-switch movies. The ones that look like they are of this one genre, but when you get around to watch it, it turns out to be something completely different. Dean’s life right now would totally look like a romantic comedy.
  • PWP: Pie Without Plot by MajorEnglishEsquire, orange_crushed | 82,517 | Team Free Will opens a bakery. There’s pie and kisses.
  • Failure (to Cuddle) is Not an Option by Annie D (scaramouche) | 3,766 | All Castiel wants for Christmas is to cuddle, is that really too much to ask? 
  • The face of heaven. by orange_crushed | 9,772 | Castiel is a fallen star.
  • Someone New by whelvenwings | 2,942 | When they’re left stranded in the middle of nowhere together, Dean and Cas talk about stars, and birthdays, and becoming someone new. 
  • hummed low by mishcollin | 3,250 | Dean pulls the Impala over at a cider barn about thirty miles out; doesn’t really think about it, just sees the hokey orange lettering off the roadside and lets his hands guide the Impala off the interstate with gravel spitting under the wheels. 
  • As You Wish by alullabytoleaveby | 1,682 | Dean’s not good with words, never has been, not like Cas. He has no idea how to dress this up, soften the blow, so he comes right out and says it: “I accidentally adopted five kittens.” 

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I reached 500 followers about a month ago (!!!!) and now I have over 700 so that’s rad. But seriously, thank you guys so much, this blog is so fun for me and I love that other people get something out of it as well. 

Anyway, to celebrate this mini milestone, I thought I would do a fic rec list for wedding fics. I absolutely love fics that have to do with weddings, especially au fics, so I have a pretty decent list. So without further ado, here are the recs.


Forget-Me-Not-Blues by noangelsinthegarrison ~ [AU, 68k]

Sam and Jess are getting married and Dean is going a week before the wedding in order to help them get ready. But he finds out Jess’ best man is Cas, who he hasn’t seen since high school. Per usual, some angst and a lot of fluff ensue. This fic is a very close second in terms of favorite wedding fics, I just really love this one, I have even read it more than once. It is just so cute and very beautiful as well.

Convenient Husbands by Annie D ~ [AU, 39k]

In an au where Cas is a monster and Dean is still a hunter, Dean and Cas get married in order to heal Cas, who is dying. Their bond created through this marriage is very interesting; they are telepathic and are able to feel each other’s emotions, as well as look into memories. This one is obviously very different from the other fics I listed - a wedding with flowers and ballroom dancing lessons is not the type of wedding that is found in this fic. Despite these differences, I really love this fic. It is written so well and the development of their relationship is amazing, along with the great plot line.

Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake by Sparseparsley ~ [AU, 31k]

Dean is a waiter in a strip club to put his kid brother through school. Castiel is dragged to the club as a part of his sister Anna’s bachelorette party. Dean and Cas hit it off, but Dean thinks Cas is the one marrying Anna. This is a misunderstandings fic that makes you so frustrated because Dean and Cas are clearly great for each other, but Dean keeps pulling back because he thinks Cas is getting married. But there are still plenty of cute moments.

Fake It Til You Make It by im_an_idjit ~ [AU, 30k]

Dean asks his long time best friend, Cas, to be his date to Sam’s wedding. No one is surprised about it, and that leaves Dean to question their interactions. This is one of my favorite wedding fics, it’s just so cute and fluffy. There is also a prequel with stories about them in high school as well as a sequel with one shots about their new relationship.

Life in Pink by youaresunlight ~ [AU, 25k]

Dean is a wedding planner and he is assigned to plan his best friend, Cas’, wedding. The only problem is that he is in love with him. One of those long time mutual pining fics that are just amazing.

Work Your Magic by Kicon ~ [AU, 15k]

Castiel Novak is a genius wedding dress consultant sought by many brides from all over the country. Cas meets Jo Harvelle, soon to be bride in need of a dress, and her best friend, Dean. There are instant sparks between the two men, however, Cas believes that Dean is Jo’s fiancé. Another great misunderstandings fic with equal parts cuteness and frustration.

sweeter coming from my hand by peridium ~ [Canonverse, 10k]

In order to save Dean from the Mark of Cain, and to save Cas from dying, Dean and Cas get married. This one is really sweet and really in character with Dean’s reactions and behavior. And I wish this was how the show actually figured out the Mark of Cain issue.

anonymous asked:

Hiii I was wondering if you could recommend any destiel fics on AO3 (preferably AUs) please? If you don't mind

CAN I GIVE YOU AUS

  • Not Part of the Plan series by Annie D (scaramouche) | 213,108 WIP |   Dean/Castiel urban fantasy AU where Castiel and Dean are from neighbouring countries (Castiel from a kingdom, Dean from a republic), and romance happens. 
  • The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska | 65,404 | Dean Winchester was twenty-six years old when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It’s only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one. 
  • Ad Astra by nhixxie | 17,390 | “Stars died for you, Dean Winchester.” 
  • Out of the Deep by riseofthefallenone | 488,608 | ‘Stay away from the light-beds. Stay in the deep.’ It is the first thing hatchlings are taught the moment their fans unfurl and they can swim without their parents to buoy them along. It is the first rule, the first law. It is the beginning of every boogey-monster bedtime story told when they settle against the cliffs to sleep. Castiel should have listened better.
  • A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight | 77,159 | Dean is pretty sure he’s going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn’t started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that’s not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there’s no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom’s old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head. (minor smut at the end, if you don’t mind skimming that I still really reccommed this one) 
  • Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph | 23,878 | Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake.
  • The face of heaven. by orange_crushed | 9,772 | Castiel is a fallen star. 
  • Angel’s Wild by LimonadeGaby, riseofthefallenone | 389,271 |   Sometimes Dean wishes that Angels were like how they’re described in the Bible. How people from time too old for him to care much about thought Angels were messengers and warriors of God, protectors of Humans. He knows that how they’re really described in the Bible is actually pretty terrifying, but at least they were told by God that they’re supposed to love Humans, right? That’s a thousand times better than what Angels really turned out to be.
  • Carry On by TamrynEradani | 148,087 | When Sam gets into Stanford, Dean needs a bigger paycheck than Bobby’s garage can give him. Luckily, he knows a guy. (Dom!Cas, sub!Dean, BDSM, paid relationship that becomes romance.)  (Link to epub file.)
  • Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) | 39,283 | “It’s only temporary, right?” Dean says. “Just until you’re healed up, and then we’ll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?” (Creature!Castiel, telepathy, marriage of convenience, wing!kink.) 
  • The Sawdust Men by linoresearch | 123,363 | Castiel Novak is an inmate at a labour camp. Life is brutal and no one ever gets out. Castiel’s only goal is to go unnoticed by the barbaric guards, and the violent inmates. Dean Winchester is a soldier without a purpose since the civil war ended. Dean accepts an assignment at a labour-camp, under the mentorship of Alistair, the Commander. From the start, Dean and Castiel are drawn to each other, and their relationship develops in a way that changes their lives. (Trigger warnings for some pretty grim and violent stuff, but this is so incredibly well-written, I absolutely love it.) 
  • C-S-T-L by komodobits | 90,377 | It’s been nineteen years since the beginning of the Last War, and the Alliance Army is losing land faster than it can supply good men to defend it. Their hope is the synthesis of Android Angeles, a series of humanoid machines designed without the capacity to feel, and thus enabling them to be the perfect super soldiers. In order to check their battle suitability, the first prototypes are sent down with a landing party of the men they will later replace, and Sergeant Dean Winchester is paired with Unit 5284-C-S-T-L for the assignment. (This fic will destroy you and then rebuild you anew.) 
  • A Hole in the World by AnnelieseMichel | 293,288 | Dean Winchester never wanted to go home again. Going back to Lawrence meant people who knew what he was, who didn’t buy into the lie. But with a tragic accident, he’s back and dealing with the death of his father, the social stigma and objectification of being an out Omega, and the lingering aftermath of a long-ago crime. (Many trigger warnings for rape and abuse, but this is one of the best explorations of character and relationship I’ve ever read.) 
  • Clean Air by anactoria | 121,677 | Centuries after the surface of the earth was devastated by an unknown disaster, the remnants of humanity live in a series of vast underground silos, each unaware of the existence of the others. For the inhabitants of Silo 34, the silo is the world, and the only world they know. Questions about the outside world are forbidden, and asking them is what got Dean Winchester’s parents killed. He isn’t even sure himself that they weren’t crazy. That all changes when he hears a voice on the radio – a voice from another world.
  • Don’t Panic by deans1911 | 8,991 | Dean is a Secret Service agent. Cas is his ex-KGB handler. (Link to PDF file.)

And some bonus canonverse that are pretty great:

  • What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn’t Allowed to Eat Pie? by Annie D (scaramouche) | 16,188 | Dean gets turned into an octopus. It’s really great. 
  • My Eyes Are An Ocean by entanglednow | 10,275 | It’s amazing what you decide you can get away with when you can’t see a damn thing. (Sequel.)
  • Our Bodies, Possessed By Light by Obstinatrix | 39,881 | When Castiel becomes too powerful for Jimmy Novak’s body, the only vessel that can hold him is Sam. 
  • The Girlfriend Experience by rageprufrock | 15,393 | While it’s not like Dean hasn’t had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.
  • Last One Out Hits The Lights by entanglednow | 37,680 | Season 5 zombie apocalypse AU.
  • Contrapasso by takadainmate | 59,746 | There’s a town in Wisconsin that doesn’t exist. With no way in without human help, Castiel, seeking out a group of missing angels, asks for Dean’s assistance. He finds Sam with his brother, alive and well and free from Lucifer, with no explanation and no memory of how he got out of Hell. Inside the town that doesn’t exist, there is murder and madness and a creeping cold that leave Dean, Cas and Sam fighting for their lives and for each other. As the town shifts and changes around them, descending into anarchy, the three of them find it increasingly difficult to tell what’s real and what’s not.
  • Professional Couple Only by saltyfeathers | 37,153 | There’s a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says “Professional couple only”. Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
  • a turn of the earth by mishcollin | 95,273 | Dean’s your typical half-orphaned, monster-killing 22-year-old until a trenchcoated stranger crashes into his back windshield one September night, claiming he’s an angel that knows him from the future and that he’s on the run. Frigging fantastic. (Or, in which Castiel gets stuck in Dean’s timeline preseries and Dean kind of hates it—until he doesn’t.)

There you go, those are my best fic recs.

ALEX ANNIE ALEXIS ANN: How it broke my heart and obliterated my ovaries in one hour.

Broken Heart

  • Mother Jody lost her son and husband.
  • Alex/Annie lost her family and was taken advantage of.
  • Jody and Annie are each other’s replacements for their old families and that’s okay.
  • Dean will always protect Sam over anything else.
  • Sam is obviously extremely worried about Dean but as expected, Dean’s going to act like nothing’s going on.

Obliterated ovaries

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK-

WHY IS DEAN’S INCREASINGLY RUTHLESS, BLOOD-LUSTY NATURE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE? WHAT’S WRONG WITH US?

Never

getting over

Cain!Dean

anonymous asked:

Hi :) I want to ask you, if you don't know about some cute au destiel fics? It can be something longer and oneshot too,I don't mind. I'm not feeling very well and I know destiel is one of few things that will make feel better haha.

Aww I’m so sorry you feel bad, and sorry this took me so long to answer! I have a Destiel fic rec list that’s a WIP so let me copy you all the AUs. They’re all fantastic. :) Feel better!

(♥ is a favorite, * indicates that there is little to no smut)

  • Not Part of the Plan series by Annie D (scaramouche) | Dean/Castiel urban fantasy AU where Castiel and Dean are from neighbouring countries (Castiel from a kingdom, Dean from a republic), and romance happens. ♥
  • The face of heaven. by orange_crushed | Castiel is a fallen star. *
  • The Breath Of All Thingsby KismetJeska | Dean Winchester was twenty-six years old when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It’s only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one. ♥ *
  • Ad Astra by nhixxie | “Stars died for you, Dean Winchester.” *
  • A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight | Dean is pretty sure he’s going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn’t started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that’s not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there’s no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom’s old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head. ♥ *
  • Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph | Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake.
  • Angel’s Wild by LimonadeGabyriseofthefallenone | Sometimes Dean wishes that Angels were like how they’re described in the Bible. How people from time too old for him to care much about thought Angels were messengers and warriors of God, protectors of Humans. He knows that how they’re really described in the Bible is actually pretty terrifying, but at least they were told by God that they’re supposed to love Humans, right? That’s a thousand times better than what Angels really turned out to be. 
  • Carry On by TamrynEradani | When Sam gets into Stanford, Dean needs a bigger paycheck than Bobby’s garage can give him. Luckily, he knows a guy. | Dom!Cas, sub!Dean, BDSM, paid relationship that becomes romance. ♥
  • Autumn Hollow by shotgunsinlace | When tragedy strikes late one Californian night, author C.J. Novak searches for a place to start his life anew. The long road filled with shadows and doubts take him to Nires Island, a small fishing town off the coast of Maine where the food is good and the neighbors are polite. But when nightmares of drowning threaten the fragile threads of Castiel’s sanity, the picturesque shores of Autumn Hollow don’t look quite so pretty any more. The dead walk, the vengeful haunt, the darkness stalks, and Dean Winchester may be more than just the shady mechanic who somehow manages to destroy Castiel’s defenses.
  • The Ends of Earth by darkforetold | Dean Winchester should have died that Thursday. His murder would have started a civil war between the entitled rich and the starving poor. Equality, and the chance at food and clean water had been one throat-slit away. In the end, it only took one man to ruin it all. Tagged as a traitor for saving Dean’s life, Castiel’s world is torn apart by the vengeance of an unseen enemy. Little by little, he loses hope—until he himself is rescued by the kindness and love of one man. ♥
  • Into Your Hideaway by thepinupchemist | A/B/O verse, omega!Dean/alpha!Cas, mpreg, hurt/comfort, a lot of angst and a lot of fluff. Major trigger warnings.
  • Of Shampoo and Fruit Flies by almaasi | Dean’s roommate is not what anyone would call ordinary. Cas is asexual, and autistic, and he frustrates other people with his unrelentingly ‘childish’ ways – but it’s different with Dean: they have an exceptional bond, something truly profound. *
  • Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) | “It’s only temporary, right?” Dean says. “Just until you’re healed up, and then we’ll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?” | Phoenix!Castiel
  • The Request by cloudyjenn | When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his extremely frustrating charge. *
  • Hunting for Faith by Pappcaveriseofthefallenone | Fantastic reverse!verse epic, Castiel is a hunter/priest, Dean and Sam are angels trying to stop the apocalypse.
  • The Parts of Our Sum by Annie D (scaramouche) | Castiel, a former soldier, has worked for the Company his entire life. They’ve been good to him, providing clothes, shelter and new body parts whenever necessary. Now the Company’s gearing up for a space exploration voyage, and Castiel’s volunteered for the research team. During the preparation period, he meets Dean Winchester, who makes Castiel wonder about the things he’s missed out on.
  • Kingdom Come by cheesewithmy | Dean’s life is all work. He’s either at the bar that’s been left to him, serving drinks and cooking with his friend and partner Benny, or tinkering with prosthetic limbs. The rest of his life is one unhappy mess after another. Finding a stranger in the bathroom of his bar, after hours, doesn’t necessarily improve anything. | Some body horror related to Dean’s amputated arm, a lot of depressed and suicidal thoughts. ♥ *
  • Kiss You When It’s Dangerous by zoemathemata | When his partner Uriel, betrays him, Federal Agent Castiel Novak is saved from becoming a ritual sacrifice by brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. Discovering the world of the supernatural and learning about werewolves, wendigoes, vampires and things that go bump in the night also leads to learning more about Dean and the strange life he and his brother lead. The more he learns, the more Castiel finds himself drawn into Dean’s world and toward Dean himself. Until Uriel wants to complete the ritual he started.

anonymous asked:

Hey, sorry if I'm bothering you but I was wondering if you could do a fake relationship rec list? I'm super in love with the trope and I need more to read like Cas needed to get Dean that pie..... P.S you and your blog are awesome and thank you for making my dash a better place x

Fake/Pretend Relationship Fic Rec

This is my favorite trope. I’d love to rec you some fics. Unfortunately there aren’t that many but I will put my favorites and while I was looking I found some I haven’t read. So, If I like them I’ll update this list. Also, if anyone wants to add to it, go right ahead! :)

  • Hard Road by AleishaPotter Word Count: 54,910 Explicit;  Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he’d find himself: a gay resort called “Last Hope” that is geared towards helping troubled homosexual couples repair their relationships.
  • Any Port In A Storm by mishcollin Word Count: 52,738 Mature; The angels have fallen, leaving Castiel graceless and Dean with, well, more of other people’s problems. When a string of couples goes missing on the east coast, Dean and Cas decide to investigate—and find themselves trapped and hunted on a couples’ counseling cruise. Although battling monsters at sea is dangerous enough, sorting through emotional baggage proves to be far more deadly. (And, in which Cas embarks to find his missing grace and Dean is put out. Not necessarily in that order.)
  • Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) Word Count: 39,283 Explicit; “It’s only temporary, right?” Dean says. “Just until you’re healed up, and then we’ll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?”
  • Ready To Fall by angelwingsandthings Word Count: 25,458 Mature; When Castiel’s plans for the summer get cancelled and he’s left with nowhere else to go, Dean invites him to go home with him. It seems an easy solution to cure Castiel’s summer blues, but when they arrive at the Winchester household, Dean realizes due to a slight miscommunication with his mom he and Castiel will have to spend the summer sharing a bed and holding hands because the entire Winchester family thinks they’re dating.And really it shouldn’t be that big of a deal because Dean Winchester isn’t actually in love with his best friend; except for that he is.
  • Heaven & Hell Escort Service by thejigsawtimess Word Count: 123,844 Explicit; Loosely based on the film ‘The Wedding Date’. Castiel Novak is a high class escort, and an expensive one at that. He likes to help people, and being an escort allows him to do that… barely. Dean Winchester is a mechanic/waiter who may have accidentally told his father he has a long-term boyfriend to bring along to Sam’s wedding. Desperate times call for desperate measures… an escort service might not be what he wants, but it could be exactly what he needs.
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Arthur wanted to be a good king. He proofed his courage so many time, but not to others, to himself. Every challenge he was just trying to believe he would be a fair king. He was raised to hate magic, but he didn’t want another kingdom of fear and sometimes he was just so lost, confused between the man and the king (like when he killed queen Annis’ husband) and Merlin was always there to remember who he really was, waiting the right moment to show him the path to follow. 

The one before the one - Calum Hood

Requested - yes

Anonymous - “Can I have an imagine where you and Calum got married then got divorced because of a misunderstanding and you two met again after a few years? Thankss “

A/N: I have a sorta sad idea for this, also it’s not really a misunderstanding more a mutual agreement

Word Count - 569 (kinda short)

Immature? Not ready? Too young? In this case they all mean the same thing. He was close to turning 20 and you were 19, his career was just hitting it’s high but still you both saw nothing wrong with getting married, Your parents discouraged you, your friends discouraged you, even the boys discouraged it, you still went ahead with it though, hoping that at least if you had tied the knot you would never drift part. That didn’t happen though, with Calum hanging out with countless girls he became harder to trust but you weren’t the one who got suspicious, Calum did, he thought that every guy, no matter how taken, uninterested or gay they were, was a replacement for him. Your relationship was on rocky grounds, you were divorced by 20.

*Calum’s POV*

It’s been four years, exactly, it’s sort of the anniversary of our divorce, if that’s a thing. I’ve stayed out of her life, it’s the agreement we came to, but I really miss her. It makes me think that the divorce maybe wasn’t the best decision, well it was then but maybe now we would have worked. Still, I believe in fate, to a certain extent at least, and even if I did move back to the city in hopes of finding her but I’ve been here for a year now.

Walking down the street has become easier due to the fact that we’ve been on a break for a little while and people seem to have forgotten about us a little, so walking up the street to the record store was easy. That’s when I see it, her. Through a few people I see [Y/N] walking in my direction, with a stroller.

What do I do? I think as one million thoughts run through my head.

“C-Calum?” I hear her say and I look up to see her pulling across to the side of the sidewalk.

“Hey,” I smile.

I look her up and down, she seems healthy, happy, but with a kid?

“It’s been a while,” she says.

“4 years,” I add. “We should catch up some time”

“I’m free now, want to get coffee?” she questions.

I am free, but I don’t know if it’s a good idea.

“Sure”

Together we go to a coffee shop and take a seat as she pulls the stroller up, that kid has to be at least a year old.

“So what’s been going on?” she asks.

“The usual stuff,” I laugh. “The band has split for a while, everything is kinda chill in my life, but what about you, are you a nanny now?”

She has an odd smile, “Not quite”

I’m suddenly all ears as she explains. As it happens 4 years has been a long time for her, she found a new guy, she fell in love, she got married and she had a damn kid, Annie, and she’s 1 and a half.  [Y/N] has had a rough life, and she’s hardly 24, a few months after Annie was born he husband did, leaving her a single widowed mum.

“That must suck,” understatement of the century, “Sorry that sounds really insensitive”

“Don’t worry,” she smiles. “It’s all in the past, I’m over it. The way I see it, I got my one and there’s only one for everyone”

“So what was I?” I question.

“You were the one before the one”

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Masterlist // Request

anonymous asked:

you have the best fic recs in my opinion!! there's any fic you think every destiel shipper should read?

omg thank you :D :D hmm that’s a pretty big list in my opinion, because it would probably just include all my favorites lol. let me raid my WIP rec lists and I’ll give you my best ones.

canon:

  • The Girlfriend Experience by rageprufrock | 15,393 | While it’s not like Dean hasn’t had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.
  • Love Is Not A Victory March by electricskeptic | 12,584 | It’s a funny thing about intimacy; if Castiel had attempted to hug him rather than Sam, Dean probably would have laughed him all the way back up to Heaven, but sex – sex, he’s familiar with. 
  • Sex is Weird by artsyUnderstudy | 1,826 | He thinks maybe he’s been falling for a long time, now.
  • Professional Couple Only by saltyfeathers | 37,153 | There’s a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says “Professional couple only”. Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
  • Named by RC_McLachlan | 94,601 | Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn’t the worst part of Dean’s week. (As a Christian I have some mixed feelings about this one, but it’s extremely well written.)
  • The One Thing You Can’t Lose by MajorEnglishEsquire | 4,955 |  You know what I like a lot? The thought that Dean can just tug Cas anywhere at any time and Cas, who can lift tons without effort, who can demolish things with the light of his grace, who has battled and gone to war, has defended and broken, will just let Dean do it.
  • Ghost Dance by omphalos | 51,194 | In post-apocalyptic isolation, Castiel nurses Dean back to something like his former self, but will a time come when Dean’s recovered –and rediscovered– too much?
  • My Eyes Are An Ocean by entanglednow | 10,275 | It’s amazing what you decide you can get away with when you can’t see a damn thing. (Sequel.)
  • Our Bodies, Possessed By Light by Obstinatrix | 39,881 | When Castiel becomes too powerful for Jimmy Novak’s body, the only vessel that can hold him is Sam. Slight Wincest, but not really.
  • Creature of Habit by trinityofone | 5,197 | The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them. Or: How Cas developed some bad habits, and Dean coped surprisingly well.
  • Where the Sea and City Meet by RC_McLachlan | 2,935 | Castiel risked his life by going back to 1982 to find Dean’s Christmas gift, and all Dean got him was a coat.
  • How to Romance a Human by CloudyJenn | 4,433 | Castiel consults Cosmopolitan magazine in order to win Dean’s heart.
  • What Has Eight Tentacles and Isn’t Allowed to Eat Pie? by Annie D (scaramouche) | 16,188 | Dean gets turned into an octopus. It’s really great.

AU:

  • Not Part of the Plan series by Annie D (scaramouche) | 213,108 WIP |   Dean/Castiel urban fantasy AU where Castiel and Dean are from neighbouring countries (Castiel from a kingdom, Dean from a republic), and romance happens. 
  • The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska | 65,404 | Dean Winchester was twenty-six years old when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It’s only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one.
  • Out of the Deep by riseofthefallenone | 488,608 | ‘Stay away from the light-beds. Stay in the deep.’ It is the first thing hatchlings are taught the moment their fans unfurl and they can swim without their parents to buoy them along. It is the first rule, the first law. It is the beginning of every boogey-monster bedtime story told when they settle against the cliffs to sleep. Castiel should have listened better.
  • Don’t Panic by deans1911 | 8,991 | Dean is a Secret Service agent. Cas is his ex-KGB handler. (Link to PDF file.)
  • Carry On by TamrynEradani | 148,087 | When Sam gets into Stanford, Dean needs a bigger paycheck than Bobby’s garage can give him. Luckily, he knows a guy. (Dom!Cas, sub!Dean, BDSM, paid relationship that becomes romance.)
  • A Hole in the World by AnnelieseMichel | 293,288 | Dean Winchester never wanted to go home again. Going back to Lawrence meant people who knew what he was, who didn’t buy into the lie. But with a tragic accident, he’s back and dealing with the death of his father, the social stigma and objectification of being an out Omega, and the lingering aftermath of a long-ago crime.
  • The Sawdust Men by linoresearch | 123,363 | Castiel Novak is an inmate at a labour camp. Life is brutal and no one ever gets out. Castiel’s only goal is to go unnoticed by the barbaric guards, and the violent inmates. Dean Winchester is a soldier without a purpose since the civil war ended. Dean accepts an assignment at a labour-camp, under the mentorship of Alistair, the Commander. From the start, Dean and Castiel are drawn to each other, and their relationship develops in a way that changes their lives. (Trigger warnings for some pretty grim and violent stuff, but this is so incredibly well-written, I absolutely love it.)
  • Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) | 39,283 | “It’s only temporary, right?” Dean says. “Just until you’re healed up, and then we’ll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?” (Creature!Castiel, telepathy, marriage of convenience, wing!kink.)
  • A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight | 77,159 | Dean is pretty sure he’s going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn’t started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that’s not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there’s no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom’s old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.
  • Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph | 23,878 | Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake.

There are a bunch of popular fics I haven’t gotten to yet cause I’m kind of a slow reader, and some popular ones that aren’t my cup of tea, so this is the best I’ve got for right now. I highly recommend each and every one of them.

A story that was recently repeated to me, that I just have to write down because its SO GOOD

There was a woman who passed away recently. She was the life-long best friend of my friend’s grandmother (remember that detail, it’s actually relevant). And, it’s awful that she passed away, but she was elderly and it had been expected.

Let’s call this woman Annie. This is the story of what happened after Annie died:

Annie had two children, a son and a daughter. Let’s call them Bob and Chelsea. And before her body was even in the ground these two started fighting over the inheritance. The problem was that Annie had left all her money to her successful son, Bob. And Chelsea, who wasn’t wealthy, was fucking pissed that mom had left her out in the cold like that.

Now, unknown to Chelsea, Annie had a kinda good reason to give the money to Bob. Chelsea had been going through some rough shit for the last couple years, and Annie had been giving her “loans” just to keep her daughter’s head above water. And she’d been getting this money by borrowing it from Bob, so really what she left him in the will was just a small part of what she owed him on Chelsea’s behalf anyway. 

But, the situation left a bad taste in everybody’s mouths, and at some random relatives wedding that the two siblings attended a few days before their Mom’s funeral, they got into a drunken screaming argument. Then their dad, Annie’s husband, stepped in (oh, yeah– husband’s still alive. I’ll get to the reason she didn’t leave the money to him in just a bit). Dad takes Chelsea’s side, and the end result is throw-down three-way hillbilly family screamfest, which culminates in Dad disowning his only son, Bob, presumably in the middle of the dance floor while the horrified bride and groom and rest of the guests look on.

I should’ve also mentioned that Bob is in charge of his mom’s funeral arrangements, BTW. He is.

So, anyway. Everybody storms out of the wedding and goes their separate ways. Fast froward to a couple hours later, when Dad and Bob get phone calls from the cops, or maybe the funeral home, I’m not sure.

After she left the wedding, Chelsea just got drunker and even more angry at Bob, and decides that if she can’t have the money, she’s got to do something to show the world that she’s her mother’s child too. So, she shows up the funeral home and starts yelling that it’s her mother, she should be in charge of the funeral arrangements and not her brother, give me the fucking body

Until finally, she is interrupted by Annie’s lifelong best friend. Let’s call this woman Elizabeth. Little old lady Elizabeth waltzes into the funeral home and tells Chelsea that she can’t have the body, because she’s not Annie’s next of kin. And then Elizabeth slams a piece of paper down onto the table and goes: I’m in charge of the funeral. I’m next of kin– because I’M HER WIFE!

And everyone just kind of goes… wtf?

But yeah, Annie and Elizabeth were legally fucking married, as of a couple months before Annie passed away. Nobody knew about it, not even Annie’s husband.

And (not even the kids knew about this) the reason the old ladies could tie the knot was because Annie and her “husband” only ever had a common-law marriage, it was never official on paper because he’d never gotten an official divorce from his first wife.

So, everybody’s reeling from this. At first, Elizabeth tells everybody “well, it was just a marriage of convenience, she needed somebody she could to trust to look after her affairs when she had passed” but she couldn’t keep up that story for very long. 

Eventually, it all comes out that Annie and Elizabeth were lovers for just about their entire adult lives. The whole time Annie was “married” to her husband, raising their kids together, she was also in love with this other woman and seeing her right under her husband’s nose. For their whole lives, right up until Annie’s death, she used to talk to Elizabeth on the phone every night for an hour or more. And nobody figured it out!? Both of their families really thought they were just good friends. 

And here’s the very best part– Annie wrote it into her will that she wanted both Elizabeth and her husband to be buried in the plots on either side of her. (Because fuck you, societal expectations)

But! Her son Bob was the one who got the job of arranging that, and he was still furious at his father (for disowning him in the middle of that random relative’s wedding and taking Chelsea’s side, ya'know). So he only got one other name put on the tombstone with Annie: Elizabeth’s.

And that is the better-than-fiction true lifestory of a totally badass bisexual granny who took shit from nobody and had a romance like something out of a cold war spy novel. 

Thanks for reading.

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