;summary — working the graveyard shift means you’re exhausted by the time 9am comes around. lucky for you, 9am happens to be your neighbors’ favorite time for obnoxious sex. lucky for them, you’re always up for a challenge. shitty neighbors don’t always have to be a bad thing.
;warnings — language | mild unintentional voyeurism/mentions of exhibitionism | slight instances of jealousy | unprotected sex | oral sex | face-sitting | mentions of masturbation | very mild cumplay | soft dom/sub tones
;word count — 11k
;a/n — this wasn’t the hoseok story i originally wanted to post this week but this idea really excited me. happy hixtape season, everyone!
when you first moved in with jin, you thought you had hit the roommate jackpot. turns out, living in the same apartment with this gorgeous man is a lot harder than you thought it’d be. he didn’t do anything wrong, and neither did you. it’s just this pesky thing called sexual tension.
fleeting lust was all you’d ever known, nothing serious or long lasting, just a temporary fix to satisfy your needs. that is until you meet min yoongi who is determined to put an end to your binge of makeshift relationships. collage!au
on a certain day at the coffee shop, you met a young, special fellow who had your favourite color as his haircolor. what you didn’t know, is that this guy’s only wish was to become your special fellow.
after falling for your already taken bestfriend, min yoongi, your confession results in a less than surprising fall out. three years later, you find yourself at your own wedding, except whom the last millisecond of each one of your heartbeats is beating for isn’t the groom ; it’s him
in his long career, yoongi had quickly learned how being a professional killer required many do’s but only a few dont’s - just two, to be more precise: nr. 1 never miss your target, and nr. 2 don’t ever get caught.
and yet, after meeting you, it was crystal clear that he had never considered the most important one.
it’s the summer and all you want to be doing is hanging out with your friends. your parents have other ideas and when you end up at a resort in the middle of the mountains, the only bright thing in sight is the dance instructor, hoseok. if only said dance instructor didn’t seem to completely hate you.
taking care of your boyfriend (who’s a member of one of seoul’s most notorious gangs). when he’s bruised and battered always seems to lead to more than what you had bargained for - not that you’re complaining.
ever since you were seven you spent every summer with the boy you loathed. your parents had forced you year upon year to put up with park jimin and neither of you knew why. it only became apparent now, that they had decided you two would be married whether you liked each other or not
you and taehyung have been together for the brunt of ten months, suddenly he’s talking to you less and less, and soon not at all; he’s absorbed in his phone, he’s coming home late or not at all. Is it you? or the person on the other side of the phone? you know he’s cheating, but you’re in a rut. what can you do?
that’s right, you fancied jeon jungkook, but you’re not alone in the world of unrequited love, and it just so happens that making people jealous often makes them fall for you. but what happens when you really make the perfect fake match?
in which jeon jungkook is that friendly neighborhood superhero, you’re the face in the hallway that saved his high school career, and he can’t ever seem to get a grip around you. even when he makes you scream after a fated accident—not for the reason you may be thinking; get the thought out of your head!
your watch comes alive in jungkook’s presence, but often time, never as long as you will it to be no matter how hard you pray to the fates. the moments with him are fleeting and brief like the akin-to magical seconds you spend watching the cityscape buzz to life on nights you can’t sleep - nights jungkook isn’t there to kiss your worries away and disappear like the wind blowing through cities at the break of dawn. when your the hands on your watch stills with glaring zeroes, you know where he’s at, you know who he’s with - he goes back to her, the woman who his time starts and ends with.
he doesn’t see a future with you. and he makes it clear when he takes your heart and stamps on it in the street. it’s only a month later when he regrets it and wants to apologise but, what’s he supposed to do when you have found someone who looks at you like you’re the moon and the stars and you look at this other person like they’re the sun and sky.
after one day, you and jungkook create a routine, you would see each other every morning and every afternoon on the bus, you would laugh, you would cry, joke and tell all. you too quickly became great friends and quickly felt that there was something between you, but when you suddenly stop getting the bus, what else can jungkook do but chase buses in the hopes of finding you again.
when i say i want to be loved, i don’t mean i want you to buy me flowers and think that items will keep me. i mean i want someone who will put up with my annoying clinginess, the nights where i can’t sleep and i want is you, and most of all just someone who loves me for who i am.
It’s not mother’s day where I come from, but since it is in a shitload of countries…Well, I wrote something with the batfamily about it (I wrote it in litteraly 10 minutes, writing as words came to my mind, and didn’t proof read, sorry if there’s mistakes, and if it’s meh). Hope you’ll like it, don’t hesitate to tell me what you think, feedbacks are always appreciated :
It was 6 am when they came back from patrol. As usual, they found you asleep in Bruce’s giant chair, in front of the batcomputer, waiting for them to come back.
You would usually wake up at the sound of their arrival, however today, you were in a deep slumber…You had quite a difficult and busy week. Bruce, knowing that, stopped Damian from waking you up.
He couldn’t blame the boy though. He was too excited…it was his first “Mother’s Day” after all. Damian annoyed his brothers all night, asking for advice about what he was suppose to do on that day, and once he understood the purpose of it, got really excited about showing you how much you meant to him…But right now, you needed your sleep.
To be honest, they all needed sleep. It could wait a few hours.
Raising you delicately in his arms, Bruce took you back to the master’s bedroom. You didn’t stir when he laid you in bed, and you didn’t even react to the sound of him taking a shower. When he slipped in bed, you went to snuggle against him, but he realized that it was more a reflex than you being awake, and with a small smile on his face, he wrapped his arms around you and soon, he was asleep too.
The smell of eggs and bacon is what woke you up. And Bruce’s groans.
You opened one eye, and then the other, slowly, sleep still fogging your vision a bit. You weren’t sure what were those four forms at the end of your bed…
-I sure hope you guys aren’t naked under the cover, cause that’s a sight I don’t wanna see right after waking up.
BTS Reaction - Calling your father ‘daddy’ and they accidentally reply
I saw this idea somewhere and thought it would be fun!! Enjoy
Seokjin [Jin] -
Jin looked at you with his mouth fallen open and a mortified look in his widened eyes. His panic levels rose and he wouldn’t even realise that you were speaking to your father and would let out an confused, embarrassed chuckle. Jin ignored the confused stares both you and your father sent him as he stuttered out,
“W-What did you just call me?!”
Yoongi [Suga] -
Yoongi choked on his water as soon as he heard the word ‘daddy’ slip past your lips. However, he was grateful that he hadn’t responded like he intended to as your father answered you. Yoongi saw the small tint of red staining your cheeks as you met his eyes, looking away as he sent you an unamused face before quietly asking,
“You call your father daddy too?”
Hoseok [J-Hope] -
Hoseok pursed his lips as he lowered his eyes from you, face heating up slightly while your father stared him down. He hadn’t meant to respond but when he heard the forbidden word escape your mouth he couldn’t help but do just that. Hoseok took hold of your thigh under your skirt, leaning towards your ear before he huskily whispered,
“You’re gonna be punished for this later princess.”
Namjoon [RM] -
Namjoon would be the least embarrassed about the whole situation. He was able to play it off coolly as your father glanced at your boyfriend from the corner of his eyes before turning back to you. Namjoon had a smirk of satisfaction once your dad bought his act, raising an eyebrow in your direction with a cold stare.
“Sorry, I thought she was talking to me.”
Jimin’s eyes widened as you and your dad stared towards him with equally as shocked faces. He lowered his head to stare down at the table while he tried to think up an excuse in his head. Jimin would avoid talking to your father for the rest of the night and sat silently beside you, his eyes telling you that you both were going to have a long talk later.
“Uh, I mean I didn’t say anything?”
Taehyung [V] -
Taehyung stared up at you from beneath his long lashes, lips set in a thin line as you tried to look anywhere but his darkened gaze. However, he could see the cocky smile sat on your mouth as you brushed a strand of hair behind you ear, small giggles escaping past your lips. Taehyung wouldn’t avert his gaze from you for the rest of the rest of the night, annoyed as you teased him for his mistake.
“We need to have a little chat babygirl.”
Jungkook wouldn’t know what to do as the room fell silent, your father’s hard gaze glaring him down. He poked at his food with his fork, nervous eyes not meeting yours as you and your father continued to stare at him in shocked silence. After sometime Jungkook finally lifted his eyes from the table, trying to act as though he hadn’t done anything wrong while your father seethed with anger.
taehyung being that annoying guy
your friends are friends with so you have to put up with him:
first of all, everything about him would
annoy you since the very beginning - his overconfidence, his dumb grin, the fact that he has 5
holes in his big ears (who the fuck needs that many), the way he wiggles his
eyebrows playfully when he says something only he finds funny, or his
stupid deep voice that makes him sound like a man when he’s in fact still a
kid, and most importantly his childish remarks and behavior in general
with time even his breathing would upset you
every time you’d walk into your friends’
house and see him there, you’d get the urge to turn around and leave
you were annoyed because he made fun of you
from the minute he met you - he was nice to all your other friends, but he just
had something personal against you and he’d always tease you about the dumbest
things, and it always seemed to affect you, which is why you were mad at
yourself more than at him
he’d always have something to say about
something you were doing
“you’re going on a date dressed like
that? no wonder you never get laid, you look like a nun, where did you even get
that outfit, you went back to the ‘70s?”
“of course the guy hasn’t called you,
you’re a pain in the ass and you wait for months before putting out, who in their right mind would call!?”
“why don’t you accept the fact that
you’re a loser like the rest of us and stay here and watch some tv instead of going to this party?”
his remarks weren’t that bad, all your
friend laughed at them because in your circle of friends, teasing was just the
way things were - but you didn’t consider him a friend because he just wasn’t
so anything rude coming from him got on
I’m sure this has been done before but I was mimicking my cat today and realized just how often humans do this. We make a noise in response to an animal making it to us. So I’m picturing a human bringing their cat on board the ship and the aliens being confused when they hear the human responding to the cat. “Meow” “MEOW” “Um… human-Suzy why are you yelling loudly at your earthpet-cat?” “She’s yelling at me. She was an annoying booger last night and slept on my face. I am tired and now she is trying to yell at me.” “ Can- Can you understand earthpet- cat?” “What?? No that is absolutely ridicul-” “MMEEEOOOWW” “MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! Ha that’s right I bet you.”*sticks tongue out at cat*
Request from anon:Hey. Love your writing. Can I request a fic where Reader sleeps naked. Bucky’s so exhausted after a mission he barely can keep his eyes open and doesn’t realize he’s off by a floor, quickly showers, and collapses into bed. Next morning Bucky wakes up with no way to leave the bed without waking Reader. Both of them are mortified when they realize what’s happened but eventually it leads to them revealing they’ve had feelings for each other for a long time. (Smut or fluff, but preferably both). <3
Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Smut, swearing, NSFW, unprotected sex…..anything I have missed let me know!
Disclaimer: None of the GIFs used are mine. All credit goes to their creators <3
It had been the fifth mission in as many days for The Avengers and
they were all exhausted; Bucky more so given that he was still having a daily
fight with the memories that taunted him 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and
so as they all headed to their respective living quarters he attempted to do
the same. A feat of which was made more difficult by the fact that it was
becoming increasingly harder to keep his eyes open.
One by one each of the team
left the lift and soon enough he was the only one left to reach his room. He
turned his attention to the buttons on the panel at the side of the doors – his
vision wasn’t exactly his best friend at the moment though so the buttons that
would usually be so clear were now completely out of focus for the tired soldier.
The only option he had if he wanted to get any form of sleep tonight
was to go on memory and press the one he was sure he usually did.
By the time the lift doors opened he was particularly asleep. His
aching body all but fell on the floor as he stumbled over to what he believed
to be his room.
Period Drama with mama - Damian Wayne x Batmom (reader)
Summary : Batmom (you) is very fond of period dramas, it’s her guilty pleasure, and the rest of the family often mocks her for that…until one day, one of them stick around to actually watch it with her.
Just a short little little thing because of reasons. Hope you’ll like it ! :
You don’t really remember how it happened, the only thing you were sure of is that you were watching the 2006 mini-serie of “Jane Eyre” when he started to stick around to watch things with you.
You were so surprised at first because…
Bruce hated period drama with a passion. He thought they were stupid, too long, ridiculous, cheesy, snob…He had a plethora of words to describe his dislike of the genre. He always got grumpy when you called him your “Mr. Darcy”, saying that he was totally not aloof, introverted, arrogant, etc etc…Every time he said such a thing, you laughed, because that’s exactly how he was with most people. You, your sons, Alfred and his very few close friends being an exception. Actually, scratch that, even with you guys sometimes he could be a bit of a dick. You thought he fitted perfectly into the role of Fitzwilliam Darcy…and that made him hate period dramas even more. Especially since you constantly teased him about how Colin Firth looked better than him…Erf. Damn those British shows.
Dick, Jason and Tim felt the same, hating them too, for the same reason Bruce didn’t like it. Even the only one you thought you could rally to your cause because most period dramas happened in his home country, Alfred, couldn’t stand it. They all couldn’t stand it. And would oh so often make fun of you for liking them. They weren’t ever mean though, it was just affectionate teasing because they really didn’t get why you liked period dramas so much.
So when Damian sat next to you on the couch, curious about those “shows you watched that they all hated so much”, you were almost stunned. And when he stayed, and asked you to call him whenever you wanted to watch a period drama, you thought you were going nuts. But turned out, you weren’t. Your youngest son, Damian, really took a liking to the stuffs. Against all odds. Because for real, all of the others hated it so much…Which was a shame (for them), because you and Damian beyond loved them ! And sometimes, you would speak of nothing else but that, driving the rest of the family insane.
Request:‘’Jeff Atkins one shot where you meet him when clay is tutoring him and you end up staying in the library everyday with them just to talk to Jeff and he’s always joking around saying he doesn’t like you but when he sees someone flirting with you he decided to make a move’’
Pairings: Jeff Atkins X Reader
Word Count: 730
A/N: Hey, thank you for the request and i’m sorry for any mistakes. I hope you enjoy :)
Y / N were
walking around the library looking for a book of his interest in the several
bookshelves lined up next to the wall. As she approached the table space, Y / N
could see her friend Clay teaching something to a muscular boy at her side and
all she could think about was how handsome he was and, taking advantage of the
chance he had, he decided to get close to where the boys were.
Clay, how’s it going? ” She asked Clay to look at her and Jeff continued to
focus on what he was writing.
“ Hey Y /
N, I’m fine and you? ” Clay replied the question.
“ I’m fine;
I was looking for a book, but to no avail. ” Y / N said in the middle of a
… would you like to sit with us?” Clay asks and Y / N shake his head by
answering a yes.
the conversation around him, Jeff took his eyes from the notes in front of him
and directed his eyes to Y / N by analyzing the young girl’s features.
“ So Clay,
who is she? ” He asked without taking his eyes from the Y / N direction.
that’s Y / N, Y / N this is Jeff’ Clay introduced the two causing Y / N to say
hi as a whisper making Jeff gives a small smile.
After a few
minutes based on listening to Clay’s lengthy explanation, Jeff decided to
interact with Y / N, who seemed to be bored with it all.
bored Y / N?” He asks her to wake up from her thoughts and look at him.
just …” Y / N tried to find an explanation for not telling the truth.
you’re bored, ” Jeff said.
“ Just a
little ” She gave up with a smile.
very beautiful, why did not I ever see you before? ” Jeff tells Y / N making
her smile with embarrassment.
Jeff? Are you going to flirt with her? “Clay said shaking his head.
man, it was just a compliment. 'Jeff said rising from his chair’ 'See you
tomorrow Clay and I hope to see you too Y / N’ 'He completed his speech with a
meeting Jeff, Y / N went to the library every day to talk to him and so his
feelings for the boy were developing more each day. With Jeff it was no
different, he could not deny himself that the shy girl took his heart and,
despite knowing it, he denied his feelings to everyone he asked, making Y / N a
night, at the party at Bryce’s house, Y / N was leaning against the kitchen
wall watching the youngsters getting drunk and dancing until they felt someone
approaching her, which made them look directly at an apparently drunk unknown
beautiful, what’s your name? ” The boy said leaning against the wall beside
“ Y / N ”
She merely said.
name for a pretty girl,” he said, moving closer to her.
the scene from afar, Jeff can feel the blood boil in his veins and all he can
think about was how that boy could chug close to his girl. He decided to take
an initiative, dropped his glass on the counter and strode toward Y / N. As
soon as he got close to the young woman, he pushed the boy away and kissed Y /
N, which he did not say was a little frightened, but soon afterwards she
returned the kiss, causing the boy to walk away.
pulled away from her, Y / N stayed a few minutes speechless trying to figure
out what had happened.
“ What the
hell, Jeff … ” She started to say but he cut in.
know I said I did not like you at all, but the truth is I really like
you,” Jeff said, stroking Y / N’s face.
“ I do not
understand … ” Y / N said completely confused.
do not have to understand, just kissing,” Jeff said pulling Y / N for a
Summary: The reader’s quiet night at home is interrupted when Dean shows up looking bruised and bloody.
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Word Count: 2,352
“Thank god I live alone.” You grumble to yourself, thankful no one’s around to witness your behavior. You’re lazily sitting on your kitchen counter in a ridiculous onesie stuffing your face.
You twist open an Oreo, put a scoop of chocolate ice cream then add whipped cream and chocolate syrup. While singing along to the radio, you smoosh the Oreo back together and shove it into your mouth.
You’re really baffled as to why you’re not married yet. Your boyfriend would be crazy to not lock down all of this sexiness. Realizing it’s almost time for a new episode of Scandal, you make way towards the couch.
You freeze when you hear someone fumbling with the lock on your door. This is just fucking perfect. A creep is breaking into your apartment and on top of it, you’re gonna die wearing a onesie.
The next morning, you woke up with the worst hangover of your life. It was fitting though, a small act of karma for all the shit you’d done the night before.
Even though your memory was hazy, you were able to piece together basically what had happened: Steve messed up, and you had too. But it was more than that, the fight you’d had, you didn’t know if the two of you would be able to bounce back so quickly.
Just judging from the car ride home alone, things were so broken. He’d been silent, gripping the steering wheel so his knuckles were white, and refusing to look in your direction. You’d never seen him like that before, no matter how pissed he was. He hadn’t so much as checked his blind spot on your side of the car.
Normally, when you fought, it didn’t last longer than a day. You’d come running back to each other as soon as you realized how stupid the two of you were being- but not this time.
As you made your coffee that morning, you tried to remind yourself of the fact that you and Steve loved each other. But it wasn’t enough, and nothing you did could suppress that sinking feeling you’d had in your chest since you woke up. Without Steve beside you.
Because you knew what you’d done was so much more than just making Steve jealous, hurting him back, it was what Nancy had done. She’d found another guy, shit had hit the fan at a party almost identical to Tina’s, and Steve was a wreck after it all went down.