annoyed sheldon

The Relatioship Agreement:

  • Section 5: Hand Holding - Hand holding is only allowed under the following circumstances:
  • A: Either party is in danger of falling off of a cliff, precipice, or ledge.
  • B: Either party is deserving of a hearty handshake after winning a Nobel Prize.
  • C: Moral support during flu shots. (As of the end of the fifth season, this section no longer applies since Sheldon and Amy have started to hold hands, though it annoys Sheldon).


Here’s nobody falling of a cliff, precipice or ledge. Or winning a Nobel Prize OR need moral support. That means: SHAMY FINALY HOLDING HANDS!!  

How I love the Season 9

Being a Shenny fan, watching The Big Bang Theory from season 5 is a pain in the ass for me so I refused to subscribe this show. But I’ve just watched the season 9 and I must say:

It’s brilliant. 

I enjoy Shamy scenes much more than I expected. I love to see how incompatible they are, how awkward their love is. I dont know the producers’ purpose but to me, it’s a huge lesson on what people have to put up with in an unhealthy and tiring relationship. Amy doesn’t understand Sheldon, she is easy to get annoyed with Sheldon’s nonsense things and doesn’t appreciate what Sheldon treasures dearly. And Sheldon always insults her unintentionally. I doubt that “take care of your girlfriend” is some kind of social convention to Sheldon, not that what he wants to do from the bottom of his heart. 

The more tiring the relationship is, the more splendid Shenny moments are. 

Admit it, if you were Amy, would you be willing in a relationship with such a jerk as Sheldon?

Admit it, if you were Sheldon, would you even need another mother who keeps telling you what to do?

Admit it, do you want to be with a girl whose support always calms you down like Penny to Sheldon?

Admit it, do you want to be with a guy who tries his best to understand your world, like Sheldon knows Penny? 

That’s lovely to watch the show again <3 

mrbaets said: Prompt to destress you (v sorry you’re stressed; school is annoying!): Sheldon is distraught after series finale and gets drunk, goes to Amy’s apartment only to find out she is also distraught and drunk. Idk. Shamy fluff. Fluff galore. Fluff cures all stresses 😊😘

Hey, sweetie! Thanks for the prompt, I had fun writing this. I made Sheldon more intoxicated than Amy so one could take care of the other, you know, fluff purposes. Sorry if it took so long, its getting busy. Anyway, here it is. Enjoy!

Thanks to sheldon4amy for helping me with this fanfic. :)

“Goodbye, Sheldon.”

Tears were threatening to roll down Sheldon’s face as he closed his laptop. He rose from his seat and went to their key bowl, searching for the key to Penny’s apartment. As soon as he found it, Sheldon headed over to her apartment and invited himself in. He took a bottle of wine from the shelf and opened it. “When life gets tough, you drink your troubles away. Right, daddy?” Sheldon said, remembering what his dad imparted to him before he passed. He took a sip, not even bothering to use a glass, before heading back to his apartment.

He took the engagement ring out of his desk drawer and sat in his spot. “This would have been so beautiful resting on Amy’s finger,” He said taking another sip, “I guess I have to wait some more before seeing it there.” The alcohol was slowly taking effect on him, he knew that he shouldn’t continue drinking so he set the bottle on the table. “I think I should have a word with her,” He said standing up, collecting the ring, his phone and his wallet before heading out.

He took a cab to Amy’s apartment. When he arrived, he payed the driver and got out. “I hope you’re in the mood to talk to me, Love,” He said, he knew she was mad at him, he knew she needed time. But he needed closure, he needed assurance that she wouldn’t start dating other men, that she still loved him. He needed his Amy.

Sheldon carefully entered her apartment building, his vision became blurry because of the alcohol but it didn’t have any effect on his thinking abilities. He decided to take the stairs instead of the elevator, he needed to think about what to say to her and not set her off again.

When he got to her door, he took a deep breath and did his signature knock while saying her name. He waited but there was no answer. “Amy, I know you’re in there.” Still no answer. “Amy open the door, I want to talk to you.”

On the other side, Amy was curled up on her couch with a glass of wine in her hand. “Why?” She whispered, taking a sip of her wine and setting it on the table.

“Amy, please. I don’t want to lose you, I can’t live without you. I love you. Please,” Sheldon said, tears were threatening to fall down his cheeks again. Amy knew he couldn’t just leave him there so she got up and opened the door for him.

Sheldon saw her, her blood shot eyes and tear stained face made his heart break into even smaller pieces. “Oh Amy. Please don’t cry. Come here,” Sheldon said, opening his arms and wrapping them around her. Even though he was drunk, he was still thinking straight. Amy reciprocated the hug. Even though it has only been a day, she missed him so much.

“Are you okay?” He asked as he pulled away and cupped her cheek. He was so close to her face, she could smell the alcohol in his breath.

“Are you drunk?” She asked.

“I may have drank a little. I’m a little dizzy but I think I’m okay,” He said as he touched her arms. “Amy, I’m sorry about the other night. I didn’t mean to offend you with the The Flash comment,” He continued.

“I know you didn’t mean to offend me, but it still hurt that you weren’t thinking about me when we were making out,” Amy shot back in anger.

“I was thinking about you.” Sheldon defended.

“How the hell is The Flash related to us kissing?” Amy shouted.

Sheldon took a deep breath and sighed before answering, “I was thinking about how fast we were going and how I liked it. Then I thought about what else I liked that’s fast. At that moment we stopped kissing then I remembered the show for The Flash, then I asked you,” He said looking down on his hands.

“I’m sorry I didn’t explain myself sooner,” Sheldon said taking her hands in his. “We wouldn’t be in this mess if I did. Its all my fault,” He spoke as he let go of her hands, leaned back on the couch and threw his head back. “Why did I let it get this far? I should have talked to you sooner. I should have known that this was all my fault. Good Lord, how could I be so reckless and stupid? I am in a great relationship with this perfect woman who is out of my league and deserves better, and I blew it. Earlier, I just saw you and I knew you were crying, and I was the reason for it. If I only had the power to take all of the pain away, I would, I’d make you happy everyday. But I keep messing it up.” Sheldon let all his thoughts out, hoping that this was the alcohol talking but it wasn’t.

Amy was overwhelmed by what he said, it was both sweet and sad. She threw herself at him and cuddled with him, she didn’t care what he would say, she just needed him. Sheldon wrapped his arms around her like he his life depended on it as tears rolled down his face. When Amy saw his tears drop to his shirt she looked up at him and sat on his lap. She wiped the tears from his eyes and cupped his face.

“Sheldon, you are not stupid. You are actually far from it, and you are making me happy. This is just a minor set back. I know things are going to be fine between us, I mean we got an 8.2 on that compatibility test, right?” Sheldon could only nod at her question, “See? And just so you know, you make me happy all the time, even if you sometimes frustrate me. Even with just your Good Morning Texts, because I know you’re thinking about me and you care-” She said, but was cut off.

“Of course, I care. You’re my girlfriend and I care about your well being. Plus, I love you and you kno-” He was cut off by her lips on his, it was a short chaste kiss. Amy smiled at him, making him smile too.

“I love you too,” She said as she tapped the tip of his nose, making him blink. “You’re so cute, you know that?” She said dreamily.

Sheldon smiled wholeheartedly at his girlfriend’s words. However, he knew that their talk wasn’t over. This couldn’t be fixed in 5 minutes. “Is there something you’re not telling me? How long have you been unhappy?” He asked. Amy pondered. They were finally having the conversation they should have had months ago.

“I wouldn’t say I’ve been unhappy, I’ve been up and down; like I said, you do make me happy, Sheldon. It’s just that… I feel like we’ve had good times and have made a lot of progress, but sometimes you do and say things that make me wonder whether we’ve moved forward at all,” She admitted, before she felt a pang of guilt in her chest at the sudden sharpness of her tone.

“I didn’t mean it like that-” Amy began in a futile attempt to backtrack on her seemingly harsh words.

“Yes you did, it’s okay. I’m not such a shrinking violet that I can’t handle the truth. I have made some mistakes, you’re right. But you must understand that I’m trying and I wouldn’t do this for anyone else. I hope you know that,” Sheldon spoke, offering Amy a wonky half-smile.

“Well…I just want you to promise me that you’re going to really try for me. For us. I need you to tell me that so I know you’re not bluffing. You’d better not be here just to reconcile so we can ‘go back to normal.’ Things need to change, and all I ask is that we’re equals in this relationship. My feelings are as important as yours. Got it?” She offered, and Sheldon nodded in agreement.

“I’m angry at myself, Amy. I can’t believe I’ve been so stupid. I’m truly and unequivocally sorry. I hope some day you’ll find it within yourself to forgive me. I didn’t mean to ruin things, I just didn’t think straight,” He rambled.

“Don’t say sorry. All I need is for you to prove to me that things will change. It’s one thing to say that you love me, I now need you to show it. I have complete faith in you.” Amy smiled.

“I do love you, and I will do everything in my power to prove to you that I have changed. For us,” Sheldon said he took one of her hands and left a soft kiss on her knuckles, making her smile.

“That,” He said.

“What?” Amy asked, looking at him curiously.

“That smile on your face. I never want it to leave your face, and I will make it so.” Sheldon promised, making Amy smile even wider.

“I know you will,” She said as she scooted towards him and placed her hand on his cheek, “And I promise to do the same to you.” She continued, slowly meeting his lips. Sheldon felt fireworks as their lips met, he wrapped an arm around her and pulled her closer. Remembering what he planned for their fifth anniversary, he pulled away.

“Before things go any further, I have an important question to ask you,” He said seriously.

“If this is about another TV show, I swear to Go-” Amy said angrily, but she was cut off.

“No, no. A more important question. Actually, its the most important question,” He said, taking a deep breath.

“Amy, I know I can be hard to deal with and you are the only one who really focused on the better part of me, I know I have the guys but you know we all get on each other’s nerves. You were the only one who understood me, you never left my side even if I tried to push you away, and let me tell you, I am so happy that I didn’t succeed. I have spent my whole life trying to find answers for equations that would prove theories, that would award me a Nobel and I thought the answer for the question 'What makes Sheldon Cooper happy?’ was science, but good Lord I was wrong. Yes, science makes me happy but I have a better answer for that question, and the answer is this adorable Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler. It was always you, I know I don’t say it but you are. Ever since the first time we terminated our friendship, I knew I needed you. I was just too stubborn to approach you and say sorry, and the day after our anniversary, I missed you so much and I knew I couldn’t let that happen again. A whole day without you is just worthless, and I don’t want to waste another day without you in my life.” He paused, he pulled her up from the couch and knelt in front of her, pulling out the velvet box and showing her the ring.

“So, Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler, will you make me the happiest and luckiest man by agreeing to become my wife?” Sheldon asked.

“Yes.” Amy squealed. “Yes, Sheldon. Yes, I will marry you,” Amy said as she pulled his arm and kissed him softly on his lips.

Sheldon pulled away and inserted the ring on her finger and held it, admiring how beautiful it looked on her. “I knew it would look beautiful on your finger. Does it fit?” He asked.

“It fits perfectly,” She said dreamily.

“Meemaw said if it fit you, you are the one. It was hers when PopPop proposed to her. She said he just held her hand and he knew what ring she needed and how it would fit her,” Sheldon explained.

“I would love to meet her someday.” Amy said.

“Oh, don’t worry, Love. You will.” Sheldon reassured her.

“I love it when you call me that,” Amy said, wrapping her arms around his neck.

“That’s because I love you, silly,” Sheldon said before he kissed her nose.

“I love you too,” Amy responded, capturing his lips, continuing what they hadn’t finished on the night of their anniversary.


——-THE END——-

The Superlative Chemistry 14

“I won’t do it! It is cheating and I won’t stand for for it. Besides there is no way we can fool the school like that.” Sheldon huffs annoyed at his brother’s request.

“It worked in Ferris Bueller.” George says stupidly.

“Yes something worked in a movie about a slacker teenage. A movie that was made over ten years ago, is bound to work in real life!” Sheldon says rolling his eyes.

“So you saying it can’t be done?” Junior asks leaning over Sheldon’s shoulder to what he is typing on the computer.

“It can be done, but I’m not going to do it.”

“You saying you can’t do it?” He asks.

“Oh please! I broke into the CIA’s mainframe from the school’s computer when I was seven! This is child’s play. What I am saying is that what you are asking me to do is flawed. I can change your grades in the schools computer. That does not however change the school’s memory of your grades.The teachers record your grades in a ledger. They will know when you come home with straight A’s your report card has been tampered with. “

“Please Sheldon! You know I flunked third grade and ninth grade! I don’t want to be a 21 year old senior.” Junior begs sincerely but Sheldon is unmoved.

“Actually I think at the age of twenty one the school is no longer obligated to teach you.” He informs him.

“Sheldon if I don’t graduate this year I am screwed. Meemaw won’t pay for community college if I get a GED.” he pleads.

“Then I suggest that you buckle down and study.” Sheldon tells him patting his back awkwardly spinning in his chair.

“ After I show Mom your condoms, I suggest you prepare yourself to listen to Mama cry as she prays for your sins.”

“Technically I have never had sex and the condoms are yours.”

“Technically, she doesn’t know that and all of them are in your sock drawer.” They stare at each other trying to break each other down until Sheldon breaks.

“Perhaps there is something I could do.” he says spinning back around.

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It’s dark outside by the time Amy gets back home. Every light in the house is on and somehow the glow from the windows make it seem even more ominous as she pulls in the driveway. She wishes she could turn back around and not go inside at all. It feels like she is walking to her doom as she walks leadenly up the path to her front door. She opens the door cautiously holding her bag from Goodwill against her chest.This time her mother is waiting for her on the staircase as she walks in the front door.

“Amy!” She exclaims jumping up and hugging her. “I’ve been so worried. I went over to Sheldon’s house but nobody was home.”

“I went shopping with Missy. I bought a Prom dress.” Amy says holding out her bag.

“Sheldon asked you to prom that’s wonderful. Let’s see the dress.” She says and Amy knows the fight is over for now. Her mother will never apologize outright. In her mother’s opinion an adult can never be wrong over a child.

“I had to get it at Goodwill because I did not have enough money for the dresses in the store. I think it is pretty considering there was not much to choose from.” Amy says pulling the dress out of the bag and holding it up. Smiling at her hopefully

“Amy! It is… horrible!” her mother exclaims and Amy’s face falls. It was not her first choice but she did not think it was so bad considering the other options in the thrift store. It had her two favorite colors gray and purple.. One half was an iridescent purple, the other was pearl gray. With a wide purple and gray ruffle separating the halves. The sleeves were large and puffy and made of both colors.

“Maybe try it on and see if it gets better/” her mother says and Amy goes to the bathroom and changes into the dress. She comes out and spins around. Then walks towards her mom, waddling in the dresses mermaid style.

“It was not my first choice, but Missy says it is not as bad as the other ones there.”

“What did the other ones look like?” her mother grimaces.

“Well one had the stomach cut out…”

“Oh Amy!”

“I did not buy that one!” Amy says annoyed.

“Amy you are not wearing that monstrosity to prom. It is gaudy and completely unbecoming. You look like a streetwalker.” her mother says her voice trembling.

“What a surprise you disapprove of something!” Amy shouts.

“You watch your mouth young lady. Or else…!” her mother yells.

“Or else you’ll slap me?” Amy asks jutting out her chin.

“Amy can we speak anymore without fighting?” Her mother asks exasperated her voice getting soft.

“Apparently not!” Amy shouts storming up the stairs to her room and slams the door.

Amy throws herself on the bed. The truth was she knew the dress was hideous. Yet it was all she could afford on her allowance. She was to scared to ask her mother for anything. Missy had been so supportive, helping her pick out the best of the worst. At first she had been so excited to go to prom. Now she was thinking about cancelling altogether. No matter what she did she would be made fun of. No matter how hard she tried she would never be normal.

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Dinner at the Cooper’s is quiet that night. Normally Sheldon would be happy about it, having a break from the incessant chatter of his family. Time for his busy brain to think of more important things then what Missy did that day. Now however is brain is thinking of nothing he wants to think about. Images Kimberley kissing him, of Amy’s disappointed face, the red mark on her face and gouges on her knees, are swirling around. The kiss still grosses him out. He feels like he can still smell the girl’s cloying section scent on him. That his mouth still tastes like Amy’s tears no matter how fast he shovels in his meatloaf. Then there are the condoms in his sock drawer that feel like they have a pulse of their ow.

“I feel bad for Amy.” Missy says suddenly and Sheldon’s head snaps up. He does too but it is his girlfriend shouldn’t he be the one voicing it?

“Me too! I mean she has to kiss Sheldon.” Junior says making kissy lips at him and Sheldon gives him evil eyes.

For Missy’s part she could not get over how different their lives had been. Missy had always thought her mother was to strict and too christian. Quoting scripture at her for the smallest infractions. Now she saw what a relaxed heathen Mary was compared to Amy’s mom. Her mother may have threatened her with a wooden spoon when she was little but Mary had never struck her.Amy’s mother dictated Amy’s every action even when she wasn’t there.Missy can’t get over the hideous excuse for a prom dress she had been forced to buy.

“Why’ sugar?” Mary asks kindly.

“Her mom is so mean to her momma! When she showed up at our house today she had a mark on her cheek from where her mother had slapped her!”

“You should see her knees from where her mother makes her kneel on grits to pray.” Sheldon adds.

“I bet you got a good close look at her knees.” Junior says suggestively and Sheldon starts to panic. He looks around cautiously to see if anyone is curious how he got a gander at her bare legs. However to the rest of the family seeing someone’s bare legs is hardly scandalous.

“I did not know that! That is terrible.” Mary clucks.she knew her mother seemed a bit odd when they met. Though she never dreamed that the girl’s mother was abusive.

“When I took her dress shopping today she found the prettiest dress. You should have seen her she looked like a princess.”

“Oh well that’s good.” Mary says. “I am sure she will look beautiful.”

“But she couldn’t buy that one because her mother won’t give her money for vanity. She had to use her own money and buy the ugliest dress you have ever seen at Goodwill.”

“It can’t be that bad Missy.” Mary tsks, knowing her daughter’s critical eye for fashion.

“Yeah, Sheldon will want to bone her no matter what she wears.” Junior laughs winking at him. Sheldon opens his mouth to correct him but his mother just slaps Juniors back.

“Don’t be rude Junior! I will not have that talk at the dinner table. You’re embarrassing your brother.” Mary scolds.

“It’s bad, it looks like something from Vanna White’s nightmares. The dress is purple and gray with these huge ruffles.” Missy demonstrates by bulking out her shoulders like a football player.

“Purple and gray are her two favorite colors.” Sheldon supplies helpfully.

“That’s why she picked that dress. Those being your favorite colors are fine, but together? On a prom dress?” Missy makes a gagging motion.

“Stop making fun of her!” Sheldon says angrily. “Don’t pretend to be her friend then criticizes her fashion.”

“I’m not making fun of her Shelly! Every girl deserves to feel like a princess on their prom day! Every girl deserves one magical night. I am just looking out for her.”

“May I be excused?” He interrupts getting up from the table. Between Junior and his constant remarks about his sex life. Missy and her constant prom jabber. Sheldon is feeling overwhelmed.

“Sure baby.” Mary says as Sheldon stomps down the hall.

“No fair! It is his turn to do dishes tonight.” Junior gripes.

“Honey, Shelly is going through a lot right now. Now help your sister clear these dishes.” Mary says snapping her fingers at him.

“I’m going through alot right now too.” Junior mutters as he begrudgingly clears the table.

Sheldon heads to his room and gets ready for bed. It is still early but after all he has been through today he just wants to go to sleep. Maybe when he wakes up his life will be back to being as uncomplicated as it used to be. When all he just went to school and kept to himself.

Now he had to worry about all sorts of things. Missy’s friends attacking him lips first. The elaborate and possibly illegal scheme he was doing to help his brother pass his senior year. Which he would not have to do if not for shiny strips of foil packets hidden under his neatly folded socks. What you used the foil packets for was also weighing heavily on his mind. He was aware that Prom was some sort of milestone. Yet the whole venture was becoming more trouble than it was worth. He thought they would just show up in their church clothes. Dance a few dances together, drink some punch and go home. Now he had to worry about making the night some sort of magical event.

If Amy wasn’t in his life he would not have to worry about any of this. He tries to think what his life would be like without her in it and it’s unthinkable. She may have complicated his life but she also made it so much better. In his seventeen years of life his happiest memories are the ones with her in them. Thinking of their time together Sheldon falls asleep.

His dream starts out like so many others. He is the science officer on the starship Enterprise. The captain is in danger and it is up to him to take over the captain’s chair. A distress signal comes in from another planet. The ship has to go save the stranded crew of a failed mission.

There he finds on of the crew members strikingly lovely. This confuses him he is Vulcan such things should not occur to him. Yet the attraction to this dark haired bespectacled temptress is undeniable. For her he would give up everything and exile himself to the barren planet to be with her. Just as he is about to declare his undying love for her. To forgo Vulcan customs and kiss her she disappears into thin air.

Now he is trapped in a cage. With a group of strange aliens standing over him. Looking at him from behind the bars. He stands up and then he sees the girl tied up and gagged lying on the floor just in front of the bars. They rip off the gag she screams.

“Sheldon!”

Sheldon wakes up with a start, sweat rolling off of him. He never sweats, he hates feeling wet and sticky. Taking it as far as too dusting himself with talcum powder like an old lady to prevent it. The scream had felt to real. Like Amy had really been in his room yelling for help. Then there is a loud knock on his window and he jumps and screams.

“Sheldon!” Then he sees Amy’s pale scared face in the window yelling his name. He jumps up and opens the window. The screen prevents her from getting inside so Sheldon knocks it out. Even though his house is a one story the window is still to high up for her to climb in. Amy pulls over the trashcans and uses them to give herself a boost and Sheldon pulls her in the rest of the way.

“Amy what are you doing here?” He asks once she is safely inside his room. Amy is dressed in a long white nightgown. Her feet are bare and he can tell she had been crying again.

“I can’t stay there Sheldon.” She sobs collapsing into a heap on the ground. She looks so tiny and helpless as she crosses her arms across her knees and lays her head on them. “I am going back to California. I will live with my Aunt.”

“What? No!” Sheldon tells her panicked. “Just wait until fall, we will go together.”

“I can’t Sheldon I am leaving tonight. Then I am going to Harvard. This will be the last time you see me. I am sorry Sheldon.” Then she disappears into thin air.

Then he wakes up for real this time drenched in real sweat. He looks at his alarm clock and sees it is only midnight. His hair is wet and plastered against his head. His flannel pajamas are soaked all the way through. He goes to his window and looks outside hoping to see Amy but she is not really there. He peels off his pajamas and sits on his bed in his underwear. If he changes into his Monday pajamas the rotation will be off. Instead he pulls out his old gym clothes from the mandatory class he had to take last year. Worst six months of his life being forced to wear baggy shorts and play sports.

Sheldon tries to lay back down but he can’t shake this uneasy feeling. The back to back nightmares had left him shaken. The last one had felt so real he was still trying to convince himself it had been all in his head. The only way to do that was to go see her , right now. Just like in his dream opens the window then he pops out the screen. Jumping the short distance from the window to the ground. He puts on a pair of his brothers flip flops abandoned in the yard and sprints over to Amy’s house.

The light in her bedroom is on and he quickly climbs the trellis. In the past twenty minutes his gym clothes have seen more action than all the time he spent in gym class. When he looks in her window she sees her at her desk writing something in a notebook. He taps on the glass and she looks up and smiles. Like she was expecting him to come over. He has to admit it was nice to have someone be happy he was around for once in his life. Amy opens the window and lets him inside.

“I couldn’t go sleep without you either.” She tells him hugging him tightly around his waist. Sheldon is alarmed to see that her nightgown is the same one from his dream.

“To be fair I fell asleep without you just fine.”

“Oh.” Amy says sadly.

“I couldn’t stay asleep without you.” He tells her kissing her head.Amy hugs him tightly and then she lets him go and notices his odd attire.

“What are you wearing?” She asks tugging on his baggy shirt emblazoned with the school’s mascot .

“My old gym clothes.”

“Why?” She giggles as he goes to sit on her bed.

“I had a nightmare and my pajamas were soaked with sweat.”

“What did you dream? It must have been really scary.” Amy asks sitting next to him on her bed. He looks at her and opens his mouth like he wanted to speak then closes it again. “What’s going on Sheldon?” Amy asks worried.

“Are you leaving Amy?”

“No of course not, well not until college but you will be leaving too.”

“Across the country.” He says quietly.

“I haven’t decided yet.” Amy tells him resting her head on his shoulder.

“I heard you scream my name.The whole dream felt so real.” He says shaking his head.

“Whatever you dreamt it’s not real. I’m right here.” Amy says linking her arms with his and resting her head on him. “I wish you had been here earlier.”

“Why?”

“My mom tried to lock my in the sin closet again. I refused and we fought. All we do is fight anymore. We never used to fight.”

“It’s my fault.”

“No, it’s not… I am finally standing up to her and she hates it. I used to just do whatever she said. Now I know better. I know it’s not right.” She says firmly they sit quietly together.

“Amy I am worried that my idea of what Prom is and your differ. I don’t want to disappoint you.”

“Sheldon I just want to dance one dance with you. In front of the school. I just want to feel normal for one day.”

“You are normal.”

“No I’m not! And neither are you! But that is why we belong together.” She says reaching up to his face and kissing him. Sheldon kisses her back, leaning her gently back on the bed. They kiss softly for a while. Then the kiss gains momentum. Amy gets bold and moves her between them, rubbing him first through his shorts. Then moving her hand under the elastic band to feel him.

“I stole condoms from my brothers room today.” He blurts out then goes to kiss her and she removes her hand and stops him. “Why’d you stop?” He asks confused.

“You didn’t bring them did you?” Amy asks worried. Amy knew eventually she wanted to give her virginity to Sheldon. When the time was right. The fantasies that played in her head involved meadows full of wildflowers. Where he would take her gently and tenderly in the grass. Of course in that fantasy he was also riding a wild stallion. In her more realistic fantasy they were in a cabin in front of a roaring fire. With candles lit everywhere and soft music playing. Not in her room on her squeaky bed. Terrified that her mother would walk in or hear them.

“No, of course not.” He tells her looking at her appraisingly with his soulful blue eyes. Trying to figure her out. Sometimes it felt like she wanted more, then when more was presented she panicked.

“Why did you steal them from your brothers room?” Amy giggles snuggling against his chest.

“I wasn’t going to buy them from the store. Just the idea of marching up the counter holding a box is beyond horrifying. I suppose I could have bought some from the gas station bathroom. Those ones also come with something called a Spanish fly. In the end I took the easiest route.”

“When do you want to use them?” She asks stroking his chest softly.

“Well not right now obviously. As to when I had not really thought about it. What happened between us this weekend I wasn’t planning on. If it goes further I want to be prepared.”

“You always think about everything.” Amy says yawning

“The alternative would be to think of nothing.” He tells her sleepily.

“Are you staying the night?” She asks.

“Do you want me too?”

“Of course I want you too. But it’s a school night. “

“Then we will just have to wake up extra early.” He tells her leaning over and setting her alarm clock.

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This morning was starting out very strange. First Missy had been awoken by her mother bursting in her room asking where Sheldon was. In his bedroom his window was open his bed disheveled and his pajamas abandoned on the floor.

“Oh dear lord he’s been kidnapped!” Mary wails picking up is discarded pajamas and clutching them to her chest.

“Who would kidnap a seventeen year old boy? Better yet who would kidnap Sheldon! Mama, as soon as he starts talking, telling them they are kidnapping wrong they will return him.” Missy says trying to calm her mother down.

“Sheldon is no ordinary seventeen year old boy! You know that maybe they needed his brain for something.”

“Who? The FBI? Aliens? Is the cast of The X-Files coming to get him? There is a perfectly logical explanation. Most likely he snuck out to be with Amy.” Missy says and then the phone rings. Mary runs to answer to answer the phone.

“Hello? Sheldon where in the hell are you! Oh I see… Well next time leave a note! Alright love you Shelly.”

“Did his mothership come and bring him home?” Missy teases and Mary glares at her putting her hands on her pink fuzzy robe clad hips.

“No, Amy had to do something at the school so she got him extra early. He forgot so he had to get ready really quickly which is why he left a mess.”

“And you belive him? Mama, he snuck out.”

“Now I have to believe what he is telling me is true. I mean look Missy his Monday clothes are out of the closet. Mary says opening it up and showing her the empty labeled hanger.”

“You would rather believe that Sheldon was abducted by aliens. Then believe he is like every other teenager in the world and snuck out to be with his girlfriend.”

“This isn’t the first time they have left for school early Missy! They, unlike some people, are very dedicated to their school work.”

“Fine, he left early to go to school. I got to get ready for school.” Missy says rolling her eyes and heading to the bathroom. After she gets ready George drives her to school. When she tells him about Mamas hysterics and refusal to believe Sheldon would do anything bad.

“She better start believing! I got the shit stealing condoms out if my room.” Junior tells her laughing.

“So they are doing it now?” Missy asks shocked.

“Nah, he is they ain’t and you know how bad he is at lying. Said he just wanted to be prepared.”

“That little sneak! Are you going to tell Mama?”

“I ain’t no snitch!” Junior says offended. “Besides I got him to do something for me to make it even.”

“Good, as much as mama and her blind eye for Shelly annoys me. I got to say I like his little girlfriend. In fact I like her so much I got a little surprised planned for her.” Missy says winking at him as they pull up to the school.

“Whatcu gonna do?” Junior asks spitting his tobacco i to a soda bottle as he gets out of the car.

“You’ll see.”

Missy walks into school searching for her friend Kimberly. Usually Kimberly was waiting for her by the glass doors. Today she was nowhere to be seen. Probably still butthurt or embarrassed by what happened yesterday. Missy hopes so at least she wanted to use that to her advantage. When she finally finds her she is obviously hiding from her.

“Oh Missy! I thought you were going to be late today.” Kimberly says.

“No same time as always.”

“Listen about yesterday, I’m sorry…”

“No need to be sorry to me. You and I are cool. Besides Sheldon told you off.” Missy says smiling.

“I am so glad! I don’t know what I was thinking! Brain fart I guess… So we can just move on…”

“Wait, wait… I said you, I, and Sheldon were cool. Now poor Amy who had to walk in and see you kissing her boyfriend?” Missy says shrugging her shoulders.

“Where is she? I will go apologize to her right now. I feel so stupid for what I did. I will tell her just how much Sheldon hated that kiss.”

“Actually I had something else in mind.” Missy says smiling.

“Like what?” Kimberly asks cautiously.

“You are on the prom committee right? The one that decides the prom King and queen?”

“Yeah…” Kimberley says confused.

“Maybe you could put Sheldon and Amy’s name on the ballot?” Missy asks.

“Missy, I don’t know…” Kimberly balks.

“Please Kimberly! I am not asking you to make them win. It would just be the highlight of Amy’s life to be up on that stage. That poor girl has been through so much. Been teased and bullied her whole life. Something like this would just mean the world to her.” Missy begs.

“Alright, consider it done.” Kimberly sighs.

“Thank you! Thank you so much!” Missy says hugging her.

“Now are we cool?” Kimberly jokes.

“Totally.” Missy says wrapping her arm around her and walking down the hall with her.”

Prom is coming up soon! I have a really exciting surprise for the Prom chapter! Stay tuned for it!

The Bad Boy Dissimilation

I saw this gif and had to write something about it! Sheldon learns that Amy likes a bad boy and decides to do something about it ;)

“Penny! No! That says ‘employees only’, you can’t go in there” Sheldon angrily shouted after her as his friend made her way towards a door laden with warning signs and labels.

“Come on Sheldon, I’m only looking!” She replied with a twinkle in her eye.

Penny had come to collect Leonard from work as they planned to go out for lunch together. However, when she discovered her husband still had to pack away and turn off all his lasers and such like, she had decided to meander down the corridor to indulge herself in one of her favourite pastimes.

Annoying Sheldon.

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Shamy as teens 3

Mary Cooper ran a tight ship everyone was expected at the dinner table at six or else. After prayer everyone was expected to share something about their day. Tonight Missy could not wait to share. After the amen Missy was chomping at the bit to get the exciting news she had learned ,today out.

“Who wants to go first tonight?” Mary asks and Missy jumps right in.

“Sheldon has a girlfriend.” She says looking around the table at Sheldon’s annoyed face and Mary and George’s stunned ones.

“Fuck off! No he does’nt it!” George yells.

“Language!” Mary yells glaring at him.

“He does so! He goes to her house every Thursday. She calls him every day at seven o'clock.” Missy tells them.

“Shelly is this true?” Mary asks and he rolls his eyes and sighs. “Don’t you roll them eyes at me.” She admonishes.

“Yes I have a girlfriend.” He admits and Mary is instantly curious.

“Who is this girl ? How long has this been going on?” She asks.

“Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler, she just moved to town about six months ago. I have been going to her house every Thursday for four months. We just officially became boyfriend and girlfriend today.”

“You have been involved with a young woman for four months and you just now are telling us about it?”

“I don’t see what the big deal is about it. Missy and George have never ending line of suitors.”

“It is a big deal because this is the first girl you have ever been involved with. You are going to bring her over here for dinner.”

“No I’m not.” He says.

“Yes you are.” Mary says firmly

“You don’t make Missy and George bring all their boyfriends and girlfriends to dinner.”

“Because I can never keep up with who they are dating. This however seems like it is getting kind of serious and I want to meet her. I need to know she comes from good people.”

“She comes from good people you need not worry.

“I don’t know that until I meet her. “ Mary says waving her wooden spoon at him as she heaps food on everyone’s plates.

“Her mother is a music teacher at the middle school and plays the organ for the Lutheran church and her father is dead. Is that good enough ? Now you know her people.” He says annoyed as he starts to eat his dinner. Mary leans over and yanks his plate away making him look up at her wide eyed.

“Now you invite that little girl to dinner this weekend and that is final.” She says in her sternest voice. Sheldon knows she means business and finally gives in.

“Yes ma’am.” He sighs and she scoots his plate back over to him.

“There was that so difficult?” She asks him. “Now what do you think she would like to eat?”

That night Sheldon has the phone in his hand sitting in his bedroom so he can answer it the moment it rings. If Amy is coming over for a Cooper family dinner there are a few things he has to warn her about beforehand. Sheldon answers it immediately but almost as soon as he starts talking her hears a click and his mother’s voice.

“Shelly?Is that you are you using the phone?”

“You know I am mother.” he sighs.

“Hello Mrs.Cooper,” Amy says politely.

“Well hello sugar! You must be Sheldon’s little friend Amy. Now did Shelly get around to inviting you over for dinner this Saturday.”

“How would I have gotten around to that yet mother.” Sheldon asks exasperated.

“I would love to Mrs.Cooper, but I will have to ask my mother first.” Amy says.

“You know that is a good idea. Why don’t you put her on and I will talk to her.”

“Oh okay hold on.” Amy says nervously and ten Sheldon’s stomach drops. Amy’s mother does not approve of them being around each other. Amy is supposed to be grounded from seeing him and now she is being extended a dinner invitation. His mother was going to get Amy in even more trouble, he would be lucky if he ever saw her again now.

“Hello this is Mrs. Fowler.” He hears Amy’s mother say.

“Shelly honey hang up the phone. Me and Amy’s mama are going to talk in private now.”

Sheldon hangs up the phone and flops down on his bed. The feeling twisting through his gut is making him feel sick. His family and their constant meddling were going to cause Amy to be locked away in a tower like a fairy tale princess. Amy would never forgive him for getting her in so much trouble. Having a girlfriend was just too much trouble. After what felt like hours he hears his mother call him and he rushes into the living room.

“I had quite an interesting talk with Mrs.Fowler.” Mary tells him wryly.

“Oh?” Sheldon say feigning innocence.

“Mrs. Fowler tells me that she ran you off about a month ago and told you and Amy under no uncertain terms were you to be in the house alone together.”

“But we were just studying!She automatically assumed that because I am male my only thought would be ravishing her daughter.”

“There has been no ravishing going on right?” Mary says almost sacred to find out the answer.

“Of course not! All we do is study, or talk… Because of your meddling I have lost her haven’t I?Amy is grounded for eternity because you just had to invite her over for dinner!”Sheldon bellows hysteria starting to creep in.

“Calm your taters boy!” Mry admonishes him pointing to the couch so he sits down. “ Now as I was saying. Mrs. Fowler is upset that you and Amy did not listen to her wishes. However she also said the positive change in Amy’s demeanor since you two struck up your friendship was making her start to reconsider.” Mary says pausing. “Then when I explained that you are good kind hearted boy, from a good christian upbringing. That you only have the noblest of intentions towards her daughter she was completely sold.”

“Sold on what?” He asks curiously.

“On you sugar! Amy is allowed to come over for dinner and. Mrs. Fowler will be coming too. You are also allowed to continue seeing her on Thursdays. As long as you come over here where you can be properly chaperoned. “ Mary says and is surprised when Sheldon jumps up and wraps his arms around her in a tight hug. Mary could count the times Sheldon has hugged her on one hand. Mary has hugged him but he almost always just leans into her without moving his arms waiting for the hug to stop. He is so tall now he can almost rest his chin on her head. The last time he hugged her , he was much smaller.

“Thank you mother.” He says letting go. He looks embarrassed at his sudden outburst of emotion and sits back down.

“You’re welcome baby.” There is so much more she wants to tell him but she does’nt want to spook him. She wants to tell him how happy she is that he finally has a friend, not just a girlfriend but a real friend in general. That there was a time she wondered if he even liked girls, that she would love him anyways even if he did’nt. Mary wants to tell him the only reason she was so desperate to meet this girl… Is because she wants to know more about the girl who found a way in. A way into the boy who she thought had lost after his father’s death. For a year he had been so quiet and withdrawn she did not know what to do. Lately he had been so much happier and she now knew why. “I know you are a good boy.” She says simply trying to fight back the tears.

On Saturday Mary is feeling less than warm and fuzzy towards Sheldon as he paces around the kitchen. Ever since the grocery store trip this morning the boy has been wearing on her nerves. He wants everything to be perfect and has been nagging her about every little detail.

“Are you sure there is no avocado in what you are preparing?” He asks nervously peering into the bowl she is stirring.

“Sheldon I ain’t never cooked with with avocado and I ain’t going to start now.” Mary sighs.

“I was looking at the Woman’s World magazine on your nightstand and 12 new ways to cook with avocado the new super fruit was the top article. How do I know it’s california avocado growers propaganda did not sway you to start cooking with them!” He says starting to feel panicked.

“Shelly, number one you were with me at the grocery store. You saw everything I bought for this meal. Number two if you have told once you have told me a thousand times that she is allergic to avocado!” Mary snaps and he throws his hands up in the air.

“Excuse me for being nervous!” He says backing away from her.

“I am sorry baby, now why don’t you run along and get dressed. Dinner should be ready just in time.” She tells him and he looks down at his outfit confused.

“What’s wrong with this outfit?” He asks and Mary gives him a hard look up and down. Sheldon is wearing his usual uniform of khaki pants, raglan baseball shirt, with a super hero t-shirt over top.

“That is not the kind of outfit you meet your girlfriends mother in.” Mary tells him and he still looks confused.

“I have met her before. I was even wearing this very shirt when I did.”

“And… Mrs. Fowler did not think very highly of you now did she?” Mary says knowingly giving him a look and he relents.

“No.” He admits.

“Now go change into your church clothes… Chop chop.” Mary says waving him off and he trudges begrudgingly into his room. Coming out later in gray slacks, and a button down light blue shirt.

“Better?” He asks sulking into the kitchen head down and arms crossed. His shirt is itchy and he hates his church clothes. His mother got so sick of wrangling him into church and listening to his snide comments that he only had to go once a year now.

“Oh Moonpie! You look so handsome!” He hears his Memaw crows and his head snaps up. “I haven’t seen you all gussied up, since I don’t know when!”

“Memaw! What are you doing here?” He asks surprised.

“It’s Saturday supper! I always come for saturday supper baby!” Memaw reminds him and he nods. For some reason he thought since they would be having guests that the usual Saturday plans would be shifted.

“Yes of course.” Then a horrifying thought occurs to him. Even if they shifted their dinner to the rarely used dining room there were not enough chairs to accommodate everyone. “Where is everyone going to sit? There are only six chairs around the table. There are going to be eight people dining. Even if we move two chairs from the kitchen set we will still be unevenly spaced. Oh this is an absolute nightmare!”

“Shelly calm down! Missy and George Jr. have other plans this evening. So the number of chairs will work out between the number of guests.” Mary informs him and he is instantly relieved. For the first time in years she was begging her older ones to go out instead of stay in. But she was going to have a hard enough time without Heckel and Jeckel in the room. Missy had wanted to stay so bad she had reminded Mary that she was grounded. Mary had granted her reprieve and a shortened her sentence to ensure her absence for the evening. When the doorbell rings Sheldon jumps like he has been burned.

“It’s them!” He yells racing to the door.
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“Hello, please come in.”Sheldon says bowing making Amy smile and she curtsies. Her mother made her wear one of her church dresses. Amy had fought her tooth and nail ,not wanting to look over dressed and silly in her dark purple dress. Now she is glad she listened as she beholds Sheldon looking so handsome it is making her heart skip. The ice blue color of his shirt compliments his eyes perfectly. His hair is neatly combed and there is absolutely nothing her mother could object too about his conservative well groomed appearance.

“Good evening Sheldon.” She says politely then she curtsies again as Mary and Memaw walk in the door. “Pleased to meet you Mrs. Cooper and…” She says stalling not knowing who the tiny older lady at Sheldon’s elbow is.

“You can call me Memaw sugar!” She says wrapping her up in a hug then she turns to Mrs. VFowler. “You must be Amy’s mother. Pleased to meet your acquaintance.” She says beaming at Amy’s mother and sticking out her chubby hand. Which Amy’s mother takes and shakes limply.

Amy had been shocked that her mother had agreed to dinner. When Sheldon’s mother had asked to speak with her she was sure her goose was cooked. That Amy would have so many restrictions she would not be able to leave the house before the age of thirty. Then instead of more restrictions the punishment had been lifted.

“Yes, but please call me Peggy.” Her mother says.

“Well come on ya’ll supper is awaiting!” Mary calls leading them into the dining room. “ I hope ya’ll brought your appetites! You got a real Southern meal awaiting you.” Mary says seating everyone around the table. Amy and Sheldon next to each other Memaw and Peggy on the other side. The table is already filled with dishes and Mary sits at the head of the table. “Now ya’ll just fill your plates with whatever you like. I made a little bit of everything.”Once everyone has their plates filled Mary bows her head. “Now Shelly honey why don’t you lead us in the prayer.”

“I don’t think I….” he starts but Memaw interrupts him.

“Come on sugar we are getting hungry!”

“You are the man of the house now. It is time you start leading us in the prayer.” Mary says her eyes still closed.

“Very well.” He sighs. “Let us join hands.” He instructs as he bows his head and holds out his hand for Amy to take. His hand is cool and soft, his long fingers intertwine with hers and she dreads letting it go after prayer. She sneaks a peek at him from between her lashes and his eyes are screwed shut and his is jaw clenched. “Dear god in heaven, thank you for this blessing you have bestowed upon us. Thank you for the nourishment to put in our bodies, and thank you for the arrival of new friends. In his name we pray.” He says nervously letting go of Amy’s hand.

“Amen.” They all chorus and then lift their heads. They all start to eat quietly but Mary is not about to have a silent meal.

“So Shelly was telling me ya’ll are new to town?” She asks and Peggy nods her head.

“I was born in Texas but my family moved to California when I was around Amy’s age. We thought we could use a fresh start , what with Amy’s problems in school. So we moved back about six months ago.” Amy could kick her mother for that. Sheldon doesn’t have to know about what happened in California. About the bullies that made her life a living hell.

“What problems?” Memaw asks. “Nothing too bad I hope.”

“Amy was being teased pretty bad in school. The bullying got so bad that I did not feel safe having her in that school anymore. The only options were to either homeschool or put her in private school. As a single mother neither were a very good option so I thought a change of scenery would be helpful.” Amy wishes a hole would just swallow her up so she could disappear. She was not popular in this school. But she did not need Sheldon knowing about how unpopular she had been.

“Sheldon has had the same problems let me tell ya! The boy has had his head dunked in a toilet bowl more a scrub brush. Boy got so many ass kickings we thought about hiring him a bodyguard.” Mary says and Sheldon sighs. Then she feels his hand hit hers under the table and she grabs it. Trying not to blush bright red as their fingers entwine. It is hard to eat one handed but there was no way she was letting go of his hand.

“If father had let me go to college early maybe I could of avoided some of the abuse.” Sheldon scoffs squeezing Amy’s hand.

“Or maybe you would of gotten beaten up worse without us there to protect you.” Mary tells him raising her eyebrows. Sheldon looks like he wants to say something but Mary stops him with a look. “Let’s change the subject. So you play organ for the church? I am a church secretary is’ t that a small world?” As Peggy and Mary talk about church everyone finishes their dinners. After dessert Mary suggests that Sheldon show Amy his room so the adults could talk. As long as they kept the door open. Amy follows Sheldon down the hall feeling a nervous jittery feeling in her stomach as she enters his room.

“I have never been in a boy’s room before… It is clean.” She comments looking around. His bed is neatly made, his blue bedspread looks like was ironed after he put it on. All his books are color coordinated on the shelves. She thinks it is odd that a sixteen year old boy would still have toys on his shelves. But they don’t look played with, some are still in the boxes.

“Cleanest in the house. Mostly because my brother and sister are not allowed in here.” He says sitting down on his bed.

“I kind of wish I had sibling. It gets lonely being by yourself all the time.” She says sitting next to him. Amy always thought that if she had a brother or a sister everything else wouldn’t of been so bad. That she would have at least on person in her co

“I wish I was an only child. I crave solitude like I need air. “ he tells her then rapidly changes the subject. “Do you like comic books?”

“My mother says books with pictures are a waste of people’s time and resources.”

“Do you like to play video games?” He asks her getting up and walking over to the tv in his bedroom.

“I’ve never played one before…What’s that?” She says looking around the room then something catches her eye. She stands up and walks over to his bookshelf and picks up a red train.

“I collect trains, this one is a replica of one my Papaw took me to see.”

“It reminds me of a train we used to be have around our Christmas tree. I used to lay on the ground and watch it go around and around. I haven’t seen it in years though. I wonder what happened to it.” She muses setting the train back down. Sheldon walks over and picks it up and hands it to her.

“Here you can have it.” He says pressing it in her hand.

“Oh that is so sweet but it is yours I would feel bad.” She says trying to hand it back to him but he refuses.

“I’ve got other ones. I want you too have this. You can put it on your shelf and think of me fondly.” He says smiling the little half smile that turns her into goo. She wants to tell him she does not need a trinket to think of him. That even though her memory is not eidetic like his she would remember every detail of him forever. That her last thought before falling asleep and her first thought upon waking up were of him.

“Thank you, I will think of you fondly tonight.” She says putting the train in the pocket of her dress. Then he looks up at her and there is something in his blue eyes that makes her tummy start to quiver. He looks like how he did in her bedroom the first time she thought he might kiss her. Amy wants him to kiss her so bad, but she is also afraid one of their mother’s might walk in.

“I always think of you.” He says and steps forward Amy closes her eyes preparing for the kiss. But instead of a kiss she hears his mother’s voice yell from down the hall.

“Come on kiddos tours over! Get on out here.”

“I swear my mother has eyes in the back of her head.” He mutters as Amy opens her eyes and follows him out of the room.

The nightmare paradox

For the last five days Sheldon couldn’t sleep. Whatever he tried, drinking a glass of warm milk, watch TV and even read a unbelievable dull geology book. It didn’t help. Moreover when he finally slept he had very bad dreams which made him wake up in the middle of the night unable to go back to sleep.
“Sheldon?” Amy sounded irritated. “Sheldon are you asleep?”
Very slowly he opened his eyes. “Well I obviously was until you decided to wake me.” Sheldon said annoyed. He was finally able to sleep and his girlfriend has the nerve to wake him.
Amy shook her head. He suddenly sat up. “Amy what are you doing in my room?”
Now Amy looked confused. “Sheldon we are at my place. Today is date night.”
He finally opend his eyes fully. Amy was right. The lack of sleep did this to him. He hasn’t slept on a dining table since his mother made him go to church after he had been up studying all night. “Oh my.” Sheldon sat up straight. “I am sorry. That is by no means socially acceptable.” He cleared his throat. Amy looked concerned. “What happened? You were taking about the benefits of knowing every restaurant we eat at when you just.” She paused and shook her head. “You just fell asleep in the middle of your sentence.” Amy carefully touched his hand. “Should I be worried?” He pulled his hand away quickly. It was bad enough what had happened tonight. He didn’t need her pity. “I am fine Amy. I just haven’t been sleeping well lately.” Amy got up to make them some tea. Even though she was very hurt by Sheldon pulling away from her touch she was worried about him. Sometimes she forgot that they still didn’t have a physical relationship with touching and kissing that wasn’t part of a contract. “Well have you tried counting sheep?” Amy asked to distract herself. Sheldon yawned. “I prefer to count catwomen.” Amy wanted to laugh but a part of her didn’t let her. Somehow this situation was very serious. “However Amy I think I should leave. Sorry for the inconvenience. I would have really enjoyed to tell you more about why we can only eat in restaurants I’ve already been to. But I have to go home and sleep.” Amy put two cups of steaming tea on the table. “I don’t think so Sheldon. You are not going to leave till we figure out what leads to your sleep problem.” Sheldon knew he had no chance to persuade her. “So.” Amy blew in her cup. “When did the sleeping problem first occur?” Sheldon looked into his tea trying to remember. “I believe the nightmares started approximately a week ago.” Amy nod. “And what happened that week?” Sheldon looked at her suspiciously. “I hope you are not doing any psychological analysis to me right now.” Amy looked at him with disbelief in her eyes. “Never.” She assured him. “Very well than.” Sheldon sipped on his tea before continuing. “Nothing special happend at work. Everything fine with Leonard and Penny aswell.“ Sheldon paused and looked around Amy’s apartment. “Oh yes. You were not here last week.” Amy was on a biology conference in Switzerland. “But I was only gone for three days. I bet you barely even noticed.” Amy looked at him. What could give him nightmares anyway? What is Sheldon Cooper afraid of. Other than her touch on days that are not her birthday. “What are your nightmares about anyway?” She asked curiously. Sheldon looked down at his hands. “The usual fears of most people. I get chased by giant birds and colleges at work don’t see how genius my newest projects are.” He stopped to look into her green eyes. “And most recently I’ve been dreaming about losing you again.” She wants to reach for his hand so badly it almost hurt. “You never have to fear that again. I promise.” As she said it she realised how true it was. Even if he would never want to love her physically she needed him. She wanted him in her life. Forever. He smiled at her and yawned. “I am glad you say that.” Very slowly his eyes shut and he starts snoring. Gently Amy stroked her boyfriend’s cheek. It gave her chills all over her body. How could she be that attracted to him? Out of nowhere Sheldon grabbed her hand. Still sleeping he puts a kiss on the inside of her palm. “I love you.” He whispered. Amy tried to hold back tears. Why couldn’t he do this when he was awake? She realised that Sheldon hadn’t stoped kissing her when he reached her shoulder. She tried not to moan. Still he had his eyes closed and still he mumbled how much he loved, cherished and adored her. When he reached her mouth she knew she had to wake him. Anything else would be wrong. Even though it felt so right. “Sheldon. You are.” She forbids herself to say ‘sleep kissing’ “sleep walking. Wake up.” Sheldon quickly woke up. Again being very confused. “Amy why is my hand on your thigh and the other one in your hair.” Sheldon asked with his sleeping voice that made Amy really regret waking him up. “You fell asleep again because you haven’t slept a lot the past week. And as soon as you were asleep you started kissing me.” She honestly told him. Sheldon got red. “Oh Amy. Dear lord. I am utterly sorry. I really have to leave now.” Amy wanted to tell him how much she liked it but she didn’t find the right words. When he closed the door from the outside she drinks the rest of her tea. What a night. ___________________________________________ 3 hours later there was a knock on her door. Amy turned the TV off and opend the door. Sheldon stood there. Apparently too tired to knock three times. His eyes were read and he wore his blue pjs. “Amy.” He knocks. “I can’t sleep.” Another knock. “It’s your fault.“ She crossed her arms. What did she do now? Sheldon continued. “Now I don’t have nightmares about you leaving me anymore.” He sighed. “I dream about kissing you and touching you. Everywhere.” Amy swallows hard after that information. “What are you doing to me Amy?” He sounded legitimate desperate. Instead of an answer she pulled his head down to her and kissed him. She kissed him with all the relief she felt that he did think about her that way. He wanted her. No better. He wanted to give it to her. Instantly Sheldon pressed her closer to his body. Kissing her back with a passion she thought was only reserved for her birthday. Soon his hands were all over her body and under her shirt. They both didn’t know how but both managed to close Amy’s apartmentdoor and get into her bedroom. Without breaking the passionate kiss once. Sheldon grabbed Amy’s butt and lifted her up a little before lying her on the bed. Looking at her he licked his lips. “How is it possible that you are even better than my wildest dreams?” He asked her. Amy grinned at him and pulled her blouse over her head. “Let’s find it out.” Sheldon never slept this good in his entire life. The only negative affect was that, from this day on, he needed Amy to go to sleep. Something she could definitely be more unhappy about.

tolla9 requested: “I wanted to ask if you could write a fanfic where Amy and Howard are discovered siblings and it starts to become overprotective toward her sister, so as to annoy Sheldon!”

Hi!  Thanks for the prompt.  This one is going to be a two-parter.  I hope you enjoy.  I know that this has been touched on by a lot of people, but I’ve never been asked to write it before.

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