annoyed by humans

send help pls.

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Tumblr, I understand why you have a ten image limit, but it’s annoying as balls. Human gem edits to get out those headcanons. Will do the fusions next, here’s a preview of those with Garnet bc it couldn’t upload her(or Holly Blue but shhh) with the rest


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When your annoying human won’t give you a heckin treat. 🔊

I just got off the phone with my mother, so get ready for another installment of Weird Tales From Rural Massachusetts:

So the neighbors with a pig farm have apparently had a LARGE SCALE escape, because there is “a big herd” of pigs roaming loose in the back woods. My mother discovered this while walking her dog, who promptly stampeded the entire herd into the local brewery tasting room’s parking lot (presumably to the dismay of their customers and staff).

The unsupervised pigs are a problem because A) pigs are BIG, can be aggressive, and do massive ecological damage, and B) my parents’ property is going to be part of a local charity hike next week, which means 30-50 unsuspecting hikers will be walking through what is now Sovereign Pig Territory. Also, one pig died, so there’s a Carcass Problem (that the local coyotes are not taking care of quickly enough) as well as the hazards posed by its living relatives.

my mother has called the farm, which has had no result (aside from a different neighbor showing up to butcher some sides of bacon off the Problematic Carcass), and has therefore had to contact the hike organizers and be like “so we have a problem you should maybe warn people about……”

Guys please leave Ariel Winter ALONE, I just saw she was trending and went through her tag and it’s literally ONLY about her butt and cleavage. Stop over-sexualizing Ariel Winter. It’s getting really annoying. She’s a human being who deserves respect and she’s specifically asked for this kind of thing to stop before.

Humans are weird - Human Pamphlet

Iโ€™ve spent too much time in the humans are weird tag. It is about humans, well, being the weird ones compared to aliens. Iโ€™ve seen aย โ€œHumansโ€ Pamphlet thrown around in posts, so Iโ€™m going to try my hand at it!

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The Signs as Types of Fae
  • Aries: Banshees
  • ~A type of faerie whose appearance predicts the death of somebody nearby or a family member.
  • Taurus: Hobs
  • ~ A type of household faerie who aids humans in farming yet brings them misfortune if offended/annoyed. Humans could dispose of a hob by giving them a new set of clothes but some prove difficult to get rid of.
  • Gemini: Nymphs
  • ~ Different types of nature fae who are seen as young and timeless. Very playful, with high energy causing them to be well-liked. A deep love and appreciation for nature. They love to dance and sing and relish in freedom.
  • Cancer: Sirens
  • ~ A type of faerie who generally lived in groups underwater and sang a beautiful melody, luring fishermen to their death.
  • Leo: Imps
  • ~ A mischevious type of faerie who are lonely and use pranks as a plea for human attention.
  • Virgo: Brownies
  • ~ A small faerie that aids in tasks around the house. They dislike being seen and prefer offerings for their work, abandoning the house if these offerings are called payments/they're misused by the homeowner.
  • Libra: Elves
  • ~ A type of faerie who are diplomatic and wise with sharper senses (physically and mentally) than humans. They love art, song and nature.
  • Scorpio: Selkies
  • ~ A type of fae who live as seals underwater, can shed their seal skin and become human, but almost always return to the sea by re-applying their skin. Seen as having great seductive powers over humans.
  • Sagittarius: Púcas
  • ~ A small faerie who leads lone travelers off their path, using faery-light, often to their death.
  • Capricorn: Leprachauns
  • ~ A type of solitary faerie. Generally seen as greedy due to their hidden pot of gold at the end of rainbows. If captured they must grant 3 wishes for their freedom, much to their dismay.
  • Aquarius: Kobold
  • ~ A shape-shifting faerie who generally resides in human homes. They play malicious pranks to test humans. They can shift between being invisible, human, fire or objects.
  • Pisces: Pixies
  • ~ A type of faerie, generally seen as very small and fragile. They punish humans who neglect others and reward considerate humans. They have a tendency to be manipulative.

This is an idea that’s been coiling in my head for a bit but…

neuroatypical dragons.

Especially lady and non-binary dragons.  A lady dragon who copes by quietly and carefully counting her hoard, and she isn’t greedy, she just- just hates that niggling loose end and it upsets her so much, and people just are such fucking assholes about it. 

Or one who fills her lair with a haze of smoke because it makes the place more soothing to her senses. 

Or the one who has hollowed out an ice cave in a glacier, who squeezes xir bulk though and wiggles into the tiny, tiny hole when the world is too much. 

Or the one who has turned a cliffwall into a clawspeak message board that they and other dragons can communicate on, so they have buffers and can check in on each other without invading their space. 

One that hasn’t touched the solid ground for decades and needs to land on soft sands or water because it is just stimulating enough to their claws that they can deal with it.

And stimming for dragons, both happy and stressed.  A dragon doing spirals and spins, or strange exhalations or digging claws in, or getting help from other dragons to invest in glittering claw caps so they don’t bite, or rubbing foul things on their wings so they don’t chew on themselves, and it’s all so normal for them. 

I just am having feelings over dragons being like people I know and I.  Having those things being perfectly normal for them, and finding it very annoying that humans demonize them.

I thought that SU was going to focus on world building and giving the audience more information on gem culture (I had these thoughts around season two). But like, we barely ever talk about any gem related activities anymore. Instead we get three or four episodes about the humans in Beach City. That’s not a bad thing, but we already get how humans live. It would be better to see how Homeworld is like, how gems interact in comparison to on Earth, etc.

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I’ve been annoyed with how human chimera faces are these days SO I was fiddling around with some aspects of older passes…..which would be Big Ol Spider Eyes

And would also mean these things probably have Solid Lenses..like…u could poke on em and it would be Weird

Jorah is consistently my most inconsistently designed character bc she’s the guinea pig for new chimera designs, sorry jor

* Seize that meddling canine!

This was originally supposed to be some sort of seasonal bonus art, but we decided it looked more like the cover of some zany manga.

Humans

okay so this is my first time actually posting anything on the humans are weird thing although i freaking love it, so please bear with me and sorry if this has been done before

Okay so I’ve seen a lot on the pack bonding mentality of humans, but what about vice-versa? here’s a lot on how humans will bond with anything and anyone, but what about those who hate something or someone for absolutely no obvious reason at all? an example scenario:

an alien bring aboard a game that human loves, but it has a different box and human hates the new one, or maybe they don’t like a certain type of toilet paper because “That koala on the advert looks dodgy”

Or another thing maybe they really hate a person and they’re at the point where every little thing annoys them

Asshole: sneezes

Other human: Ugh do they have to be so annoying?

Alien: I thought sneezing was natural?

Other: Yeah but they’re so obnoxious about it

Alien: is that possible?

Other: Just don’t bother about it, it’s complicated.

Alien: ?????

anyway thats all i’ve got to say, just food for thought see ya