annie is a smooth criminal

niikka-ackerman  asked:

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? You've been hit by You've been hit by A smooth criminal

Plot twist, Annie is the smooth criminal and has been faking her death all along

Smooth Criminal
Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal

As he came into the window, it was a sound of a crescendo. He came into her apartment, he left the bloodstains on the carpet.

She ran underneath the table, he could see she was unable. So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down, it was her doom.

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 4x

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok? He left the signs in the window, that he struck you - a crescendo Annie.

He came into your apartment, he left the bloodstains on the carpet. Then you ran into the bedroom. You were struck down, it was your doom.

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 3x

You’ve been hit by,you’ve been hit by - a smooth criminal.

So they came into the outway. It was sunday - what a black day. Mouth to mouth resuscitation, sounding heartbeats, intimidations. 

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 4x

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok? There’s a sign at the window, that he struck you - a crescendo Annie.

 He came into your apartment, left the bloodstains on the carpet. Then you ran into the bedroom. You were struck down, it was your doom.

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by - a smooth criminal.

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok? There’s a sign at the window, that he struck you - a crescendo Annie.

He came into your apartment, left the bloodstains on the carpet. Then you ran into the bedroom. You were struck down, it was your doom. 2x

SMOOTH CRIMINAL

Namesake: Song by Michael Jackson

Appearance: An unnaturally tall, gaunt humanoid Stand clad in a tattered version of Michael Jackson’s iconic Smooth Criminal outfit. The Stand’s face is completely skeletal, and bears an eerie grin.

Power:B
Speed:C
Range:Roughly 1 mile from the User
Precision:A
Staying:B
Learning:C

Abilities:

SMOOTH CRIMINAL has the power to manipulate friction. By simply making contact with an object, SMOOTH CRIMINAL can either increase its friction or lower it. By maximizing friction, SMOOTH CRIMINAL can ignite or even disintegrate objects by simply kicking them away. Meanwhile, minimizing friction can send objects flying away at incredible speeds or make it impossible for enemy Stand Users to flee.

HHA: Annie Are You Okay?

SMOOTH CRIMINAL appears behind the foe and leans forward at an impossible angle. Should it contact the foe, it will grab them. It will then minimize their friction before kicking them across the floor. They will slide to the User’s feet, then the User will kick them back to SMOOTH CRIMINAL. SMOOTH CRIMINAL will stomp them into the dust before vanishing with a “HOO~”.

GHA: Bloodstains on the Carpet

SMOOTH CRIMINAL tips its hat to the foe before minimizing the floor’s friction and spinning across the stage. Should SMOOTH CRIMINAL contact the foe, it will grab them and stop spinning. SMOOTH CRIMINAL will maximize the foe’s friction, flip them over, then begin spinning again, grating their head across the floor. Sparks will fly from the foe’s head. Eventually, SMOOTH CRIMINAL stops spinning and drops the foe, then vanishes. The User shouts “You’ve been struck by, a Smooth Criminal!”

Hux: I have a question.

Kylo: no please

Hux: do you know what did Palpatine say when he saw your grandfather lying near the lava with his limbs cut off?

Kylo: no I don’t hux please

Hux: he said

Hux: [michael jackson’s smooth criminal tune] annie are you okay? Won’t you tell us, that you’re okay? The sound of a saber, that it struck you, that bitch, Kenobi, Annie.