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drunk bitty is a runner
  • ok hear me out
  • we all know that ONE person
  • the one who, the minute they’re inebriated, just fucking Takes Off
  • (i….i have been that person…….on many occasions…..)
  • i’ve also CHASED that person on many occasions. because, as a good friend, you never actually want your runner to make it very far in their condition. 
  • sober bitty is friendly, chatty, pretty mature
  • drunk bitty is a Fiend and a speed demon
  • literally every resident of the haus has had to sprint after bitty across campus at some point
  • ransom twisted his ankle once, chasing bits. holster straight up ate it on the sidewalk outside of the delta gamma house
  • (it was during Rush and all the pledges were watching and he’s still bitter about it)
  • shitty bought heelies JUST for the purpose of Bitty Chasing, but they actually slowed him down, as he is not ten years old and the samwell sidewalks are cracked and icy
  • chowder’s actually pretty good at Bitty Wrangling, so he’s often exempt from Nursey Patrol because they need him On-Call to stop bitty from running a) to stop n shop b) to the woods on the edge of campus or c) to the nearest Rager he can hear down the street because in all likelihood it’s a lax party and ffffffffuck the lax bros, man
  • eventually, though, lardo points out, very casually, that bitty never seems to run when jack’s around
  • so jack suddenly finds himself heckled into attending far more parties and he’s not really sure why. but bittle’s always there, and always smiling at him and laughing at his jokes, so he’s not too upset about it. 
  • and lardo’s plan works – bitty stops taking off the second no one’s looking.
  • mostly because jack is ALWAYS LOOKING
  • but also because jack gives him every reason to stay. 
  • (the first party of bitty’s junior year – kid runs all the way to an off-campus party and dex and nursey go on an epic adventure to find him. but that’s a different story.)
Dancing with the Linebacker

Rated: M (swear words, life stuff, gonna be smut at some point… let’s be real) - Also this might be a light concept but there are some parts in this that are kind of dark (lots of talk of divorce and some of neglect)


Authors Note: So, I have watched Dancing with the Stars off and on for many years (I both love and absolutely hate that show), and the thought struck me last week to make a bit of a fic out of it, and I kind of got obsessed with it and I’m now 7 chapters deep into this dumpster fire (no joke!), but I’ve been way too insecure to post it, but now I know there is a Kristoff/Anna dance tonight I just have to post the first one and please accept this for what this is! Ahhhh!

“Please Daddy!  Pleeeeaaaaassseeeee.”

Kristoff looked down into his daugters honey-brown eyes, wishing that he had never said anything to her.  The fact was, they had been asking him to do the show for three seasons, and he always politely declined, knowing that he was a terrible dancer.  Well that, and the fact that he hated being in the spotlight, and going on the show would literally thrust him into one.

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Make a Wish

*avoids writing week five by writing gross amounts of domestic!destiel fluff*

Dean was awoken by muffled giggling and tiny, weak blows being aimed at his torso. He groaned and rolled over, smiling against his pillow at Cas’ quiet “Shhh, let Daddy sleep a little longer,” Of course, he wouldn’t be going back to sleep now that he was up, but he didn’t give any indication of that. He listened to the hushed conversation taking place behind him and didn’t even try to stop the sleepy grin that passed his face. He could definitely get used to an eternity of mornings just like this.

This thoughts were interrupted by a quiet voice and the weight of a small body draping itself over his side. “Daaaaaaddy,” it sing-songed as Cas chuckled “it’s time to wake uuuuuuup.” Tiny fingers prodded at the exposed skin at his waistline. In one quick movement, Dean wrapped his arms around his daughter and flipped them over, attacking her with tickles and kisses all over. Their laughter mixed together in the early morning air and Dean stilled his hands, breathing a bit heavily. He pressed a kiss to Allie’s nose.

“Good morning, darling,” He looked at Cas and leaned forward, pressing their lips together for a brief kiss, “Other darling.” Cas rolled his eyes, but smiled despite himself.

“We’re going to be late,” he stated, pushing the covers off his own body. Dean looked at his watch.

“It’s only eight thirty. We have more than enough time.” He looked down to Allyson, wiggling beneath him. “Are you excited for today, kiddo?”

[ read full fic on ao3]

Shitty doodle (again since tumblr ate it) to prove that I can think of a better way to end Chp. 519.

This was totally inspired by @saccharinerose’s post (also Yes, Anna is doing the middle finger thing to Acno -and to all Annalogia/Acnoleen fans too)

@sassyhazelowl yup, also Anna is smirking and having a sassy face over here LOL.

If you don’t think dean would be the dad that not so secretly frets over every little thing and accidentally yells and loses his temper when he gets terrified for his kids’ safety and that cas would be the dad that mocks dean and teases him for nagging but can also silence and scold with a siNGLE LOOK then you can get outta my face because you are straight up lying

i found this clearing out my drafts and it’s from ages ago but i’m pretty sure it’s the best thing i could possibly ever contribute to this fandom

Headcannon that Anna Jarvis gets her bernese mountain dog...

-Edwin carries the puppy home in a basket and Anna is delighted by the little fur ball.

-The puppy loves Anna, so everywhere she goes there is a pitter patter of little feet following behind. 

- The first thing the puppy barks at is her own reflection, yipping lightly as she paws the mirror.

- It takes them a while to name the dog, but they eventually settle on Stella.

- Both Jarvis’s are thankful that she was easy to toilet train.

- Anna doesn’t want to bring the puppy on the bed but Edwin can’t resist her puppy eyes so Stella joins them at night. This continues when she grows to her full size of 85 pounds.

-Anna didn’t realize how quickly Stella would grow and is amazed at how big she got.

-Stella wants to be friends with Bernard. Bernard does not want to be friends with Stella. Edwin swears his hair is going grey twice as fast as before.

-Anna learned very quickly not to leave any food on her coffee tables, but not before leaving an entire apple torte on one unsupervised and coming back to an empty plate ten minutes later.

-Stella sheds. A lot. Anna considers knitting sweaters from the tumbleweeds of fur around the house.

-Like many dogs, Stella begs during mealtimes. Anna and Edwin learn to resist but sometimes Howard Stark would come over and he always gave her treats.

-He didn’t even mind when she swam in his pool, most of his lady-friends liked her.

-Stella loves Peggy. Heck, she loves everyone from the Los Angeles SSR. Except for Samberly. He smells funny.

-Whenever Edwin comes home late from another adventure with Peggy, he is always relieved to come home to his two favourite ladies.

Five Things

I got tagged by @tacticalxvisorxactivated and @theincarnatefireofhell (this is so late but Thank you!!)

Five things you’ll find in my bag:A mirror,taser,hand sanitizer,pads,and a small medical kit.

Five things you’ll find in my bedroom:Craft supplies,makeup supplies,socks scattered on my floor,a desk,plants.

Five things I want to do with my life:Live comfortably money wise,have a stable career,find love like true honest love,find a way to give back to people like myself,I want to die being completely myself not what people expect me to be.

Five things I’m into right now:KPOP(ya’ll see my blog I’m in DEEP),The Get Down,makeup(like I ever stopped),listening to new artist and finding good music,I’ve got some fics I’m considering posting but I’m shy.

Five things on my to-do-list:FINISH THIS SCHOOL YEAR(I’m homeschooled and we’re a bit behind but it feels like it’ll never end),get my nipples pierced for my birthday,buy the new monsta x lightstick(I must have it),start procrastinating less,go through my old instagram and delete the mess that is that profile.

Five things people may not know about me:I’m a twin(a brother),my parents are not only in a interracial marriage but have a 18 year age gap between them,I have had multiple experiences involving spirits(Wild,I know),I have an ugly laugh that includes snorting,I have this small hump in my neck(it’s nothing painful or bad it’s just there though it has gotten smaller as I’ve gotten older).

Thanks again!! I tag: @barackabomination @softsoo @holyschmidt-im-quisenghoran @bigjack32 @nebulaegem and anyone else who wants to do it! (Ya’ll ain’t gotta do it if ya’ll don’t want to)