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X-Men, ranked by pancake-making ability

1. Gambit: obviously the best at making pancakes. Topped with crème fraîche and lemon zest and fruits you’ve never even heard of.

2. Storm: controls the amount of water and air in each pancake so that they always turn out mysteriously perfect in fluffiness, roundness, and mouthfeel.

3. Colossus: does that thing you see on YouTube videos where he squeezes out little bits of batter at a time to make a picture. So gorgeous you almost can’t bear to eat them.

4. Rogue: makes ‘em huge, super-sweet, very buttery, and plentiful. Pecan pancakes a specialty.

5. Jean Grey: uses cookie-cutters and fruit toppings and whipped cream to make cute little faces and stuff. Not nearly as impressive as Colossus’s, but very endearing.

6. Jubilee: technique is nothing to write home about but always includes chocolate chips, which absolves her of any pancake-related sins.

7. Beast: experiments with strange ingredients from across the world and gives lecture on the history of pancakes (or flapjacks, as they called them on the frontier) while making them. Better to think about than to actually eat.

8. Kitty Pryde: uses organic whole-wheat flour and yogurt and Stevia and stuff. Says it tastes just as good. It does not taste just as good.

9. Iceman: makes them from a mix, gets distracted and doesn’t flip them in time, all his pancakes are burnt and hideously misshapen. Smothers them in ice cream and hopes nobody notices.

10. Wolverine: shut up and eat your bacon.

  • Iceman: Here's what I wonder about zombies: What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.
  • Rogue: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on "How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?"
  • Beast: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other, case closed.

anonymous asked:

Proposed new names for the characters minus Pidge: Lance McClain Keith Cole Timothy Simmons Hank Gardner Anna Miller Corey Smith

Oh and we should change Shiro back to Sven Webber Jaeger Manjensen because tbh Takashi Shirogane was just a little /too/ Japanese for my white washing taste.

the signs as x-men characters

Aries: Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat

Taurus: Logan Howlett / Wolverine

Gemini: Anna Marie / Rogue

Cancer: Dr. Hank McCoy / Beast

Leo: Professor Charles Xavier / Professor X

Virgo: Jean Grey / Phoenix

Libra: Alex Summers / Havok

Scorpio: Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler

Sagittarius: Scott Summers / Cyclops

Capricorn: Ororo Monroe / Storm

Aquarius: Piotr Rasputin / Colossus

Pisces: Bobby Drake / Iceman

X-Men Days of Future Past Cast Group Pic.

The Pic is so awesome because..

  • Peter Dinklage looks badass as hell.
  • Fassy on the Top left is leaning on Nick Hoults shoulder
  • Omar Sy has the brightest smile a human can have on his face.
  • Hugh shows them who’s the Boss
    • hold on …What the actual hell is James doing on the second pic
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UNCANNY AVENGERS #9

(W) Gerry Duggan (A) Pepe Larraz (CA) Mark Bagley

THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH starts now!

• ULTRON IS BACK! BUT THIS TIME, HANK PYM IS IN CONTROL–OR IS HE?

• The taming of Ultron creates unexpected complications and divides the Unity Squad.

• And…Rogue meets Gambit. We promise.

Rated T

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