anna!cop

  • Ruby: Thanks for helping me ask her out, guys.
  • Sun: No prob, lil strawberry
  • Neptune: Thank you for trusting us, despite our track record
  • Ruby: Aw, it's fine, I just hope we are as good a loving couple as you two
  • Neptune: What
  • Sun: What
  • Ruby: What
  • Neptune: Rubes, we're not dating
  • Sun: I mean, I've dated guys...wanted to, at least
  • Neptune: Same, rarely but same. But we're not, well, to borrow Nora's language, "together-together"
  • Ruby: Wha-, but? WHA?
  • Sun: You sound shocked
  • Ruby: You look into each other's eyes, miss each other within seconds of staying appart, always come together, flirt with others together AND AT EACH OTHER. Look, I have nothing against two dudes just being friends, but that's the most homoerotic friendship I've ever seen, and I know how Weiss and I act.
  • Neptune: You don't get it Rubedude. This is true friendship, no, BROTHERHOOD, as I was taught. We have a bond that goes stronger than anything
  • Ruby: Where did you even learn to treat your bros!?
  • Neptune & Sun: Buddy Cop Shows
  • Ruby: ...
  • Ruby: That explains SO MUCH.