ann you beautiful sophisticated newborn baby

signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: you beautiful spinster
  • taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
  • virgo: you devious bastard
  • libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
  • scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • capricorn: you tricky minx
  • aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
  • pisces: you beautiful tropical fish
The signs as nicknames for ann perkins
  • Aries: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • Taurus: the greatest human being ever invented
  • Gemini: you tricky minx
  • Cancer: you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • Leo: the smartest, most accomplished woman i know, and check out that bod
  • Virgo: a beautiful unicorn-nurse like yourself
  • Libra: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • Scorpio: you devious bastard
  • Sagittarius: you beautiful tropical fish
  • Capricorn: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • Aquarius: you beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • Pisces: you perfect sunflower
Leslie Knope Compliments

“Oh, Ann, you’re so sweet and innocent and pretty.”

“Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”

“Ann’s my doctor and she’s the most beautiful nurse in the world.”

“Sweet and beautiful Ann has never been dumped before.”

“Ann, you beautiful tropical fish. You’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure.”

“You’ve resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands.“

“Oh, Ann, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.”

"Oh, Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.”

“I’ve said this to you before and I know it makes you uncomfortable, but you’re thoughtful, and you’re brilliant, and your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.”

“He’ll never lasso another heifer as fine as you, Annie Oakley.”

“Ann, you are such a good friend, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox. Thank you, ox.”

“Ann, you know that I fully support any woman’s decision, especially a beautiful unicorn nurse like yourself, in creating the family that she wants. But you are so brilliant and kind and stupid hot, you’re definitely going to find a wonderful guy who loves you and respects you and fills your home with multiethnic genius babies.”

“You’re Ann Perkins! Sperm that is worthy of your perfect eggs does not grow on trees.”

On her wedding dress: “It is the most beautiful object I’ve ever seen. It is like the Ann Perkins of dresses. It is amazing.”

“Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.”

“Nobody can fill your shoes, Ann, with those tiny little doll feet.”

“Ann, you’re a genius! Your brain is almost as perfect as your face.”

After Ann gives birth: “He’s so beautiful! And you’re so beautiful. I mean, you’re always beautiful, but right now you’re the most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever.”

“Oh, Ann. You beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.”

“Ann, you poetic, noble land-mermaid.”

signs as leslie knope's "terms of endearment" for ann perkins
  • Aries: ann, you are the most beautiful, glowing sun goddess ever
  • Taurus: ann, you're a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • Gemini: ann, you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • Cancer: ann, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • Leo: ann's my doctor and she's the most beautiful nurse in the world
  • Virgo: ann, you know that I fully support any woman's decision, especially a beautiful unicorn nurse like yourself
  • Libra: ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • Scorpio: ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • Sagittarius: ann, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love
  • Capricorn: ann, you (tricky/devious/coy) bastard
  • Aquarius: ann, you opalescent tree shark
  • Pisces: ann, you beautiful tropical fish

anonymous asked:

Here's a list of Leslie's compliments to Ann! "You are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever." "Ann, you beautiful tropical fish, you’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure." "You beautiful, rule-breaking moth." "You beautiful spinster." "You beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby." "You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox." "Ann, you are a cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish."

the signs as nicknames for ann perkins
  • Because I didn’t agree with a post I saw, I made some adjustments.
  • Aries: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • 
Taurus: the greatest human being ever invented
  • 
Gemini: you tricky minx
  • 
Cancer: you beautiful, sophisticated newborn baby
  • 
Leo: you perfect sunflower
  • 
Virgo: a beautiful unicorn-nurse like yourself
  • 
Libra: the smartest, most accomplished woman i know, and check out that bod
  • 
Scorpio: you devious bastard
  • 
Sagittarius: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • 
Capricorn: you beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • 
Aquarius: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • 
Pisces: you beautiful tropical fish

headcanon that Shitty is the Leslie Knope to Jack’s Ann Perkins when it comes to compliments

“Oh, Jack. You beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.”

“Oh, Jack, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.”

“Jack, you are such a good friend, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox. Thank you, ox.“

“Jack, you cunning, pliable, dark-haired sunfish.”

The Signs as Leslie's Compliments to Ann
  • Aries: Ann, you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.
  • Taurus: Oh, Ann, I always forget because you're so pretty, you're not used to rejection.
  • Gemini: Ann, you tropical fish.
  • Cancer: Sperm that is worthy of your perfect eggs does not grow on trees.
  • Leo: Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.
  • Virgo: Ann, you poetic noble land mermaid.
  • Libra: Oh, Ann. You beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.
  • Scorpio: Oh, Ann. You beautiful rule-breaking moth.
  • Sagittarius: Ann, you coy bastard.
  • Capricorn: Ann is my doctor and she is the most beautiful nurse in the world.
  • Aquarius: Ann, you beautiful spinster.
  • Pisces: You are the most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever.
check, please! parks and rec AU??? yes

Bitty as Leslie Knope:

“We need to remember what’s important in life…friends, pie, and work. Or pie, friends, work…it doesn’t matter but work is third.”

“I’m going to get drunk, and then I’m going to order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.”

Bonus (about Chowder): “Oh Chowder, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.” 

Jack as Ben Wyatt:

(to Bitty) “Sometimes when we disagree, you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.”

(during a post-game interview) “Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?!”

Chowder as Ann:

“As Bitty’s best man, I really need his bachelor party to go well. Which is why I’m stress eating gummi penises”

(giving Bitty dating advice) “Oh I have a good idea! Why don’t you ask him about his penis?”

Lardo as April: 

“I love games that turn people against each other.”

“Thank you, alcohol.”

Shitty as Andy: 

“When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.”

(when asked how law school is going) “Oh, I’m fine, it’s just life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”

Ransom as Donna:

“I’m live-tweeting this dumbass conversation.”

“Wine is crying juice.”

Holster as Tom:

“I have no interest in art. Let me clarify, I have no interest in non-nude images.”

(to Ransom) “Think about how much better our friendship would be if we added doing it.”

A LAX BRO AS JERRY!!!!!:

(everyone at some point) “DAMMIT CHAD”

Lardo: “Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Chad?”

Ransom: “You guys will never believe what I found on Chad’s facebook.” Holster: “A friend?”

EXTRA QUOTES:

(on eating Bitty’s baked goods) “Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.”

Bitty to Jack: “Pies and your butt. My two vices.”

Ransom and Holster: “Treat. Yo. Self.”

Holster: “I finally watched Harry Potter…a tad unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?” Dex: *looks into camera*

Shitty: “From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’. Holster Codename: ‘Been There Done That’–” “We’ve never slept together” “–Lardo is ‘Currently Doing That’. Ransom is ‘It Happened Once in a Dream’. Bitty Codename: ‘If I Had to Pick a Dude.’ Jack is…’Eagle Two’” “Oh thank god.”