I had fucked Theresa before,she was one of the best fucks ever and I was excited that she wanted to see me again,We both work busy jobs and she is married so seeing one another is harder than the normal fuck buddy.

Theresa knew I had many toys in my bedroom and she was intrigued mostly with my dominating toys but she wouldnt let me use them on her,but things had changed and now she was open to the idea of them and we were going to take our vanila sex sessions to a whole new level.

She texted me late one night while she was in the tub that she wanted to be dominated and that she trusted me to be the first. I assured her that she would be safe and better to be dominated by a friend rather than a stranger.We had even come up with a safe word using her dogs name chewy just incase things went to far.

She arrived at my house as sexy as ever I made her wear garters and she had a long zebra dress and high heels,her lips so red that people on the street would know she was getting fucked soon. I gave her some wine and let her get relaxed before we headed for the master bedroom or as I like to call it the dungeon.

I took her by the hand and without talking one word lead her into the dungeon,I removed her long dress but made her keep on her heels, I kissed her softly as I passed the dress over her head,tasting the sweet lipstick on my lips. I noticed she had no bra on and that her nipples were already erectic and her chest flushed with desire.

I leaned down and grabbed her right breast with my firm hands sucking hard on her nipples as she let out a loud moan biting her bottom lip. I then looked her in the eye and whispered ‘trust me" as I handcuffed her hands together,the look of excitement and fright was evident in her eyes and it excited me. I then got my silk blindfold out and put it on her covering her eyes,I was now in total control of her.

I layed her down on the bed and slowly removed her panties,they were very wet and smelled of lust and a perfume she uses,I kissed her ankles as I slid it past her feet,caressing her toes as I took them off,her feet flinching with my touch but I held them tight so she couldnt get away.

I then handcuffed her to my headboard using another pair of handcuffs, I then took hold of both her ankles and spread her legs wide exposing her wet pussy,Theresa has a dynamite body and having her spread wide was a pleasure.
I then took a feather and brushed her body with it,tracing her nipples and stomach and her pelvic area,she giggled alittle but the sensation was arousing her, I then took the feather and tickled her pussy with it,lightly touching her clit and moving down her moist slit.Her moans intensified and she arched her back with delight. I noticed that her legs were moving to much so I anklecuffed them to the other corners of my bed,I didnt buy a four poster bed because I like the look,I knew what I had in mind years ago.Theresa was now spread eagle tied to my bed and I am teasing her love hole with my feather,I noticed that her nipples were still sticking straight up so I seized this perfect moment to get my nipple clamps out that I have never used and put on her.She cried out in delight as I put them on her,never before has a man done this to her and now she was getting what she wanted.I kissed each one softly at first then used my teeth to tug on them.

I went away for five minutes and came back, I noticed that Theresa was sweating now and that her pussy was more wet than before, I went into my bag o fun and pulled out a glass anal plug,I slid it up and down her wet pussy and then slid it inside,Theresa moaned with delight as I penetrated her married pussy with this toy, I got her to orgasm on the plug by going deep inside her,further and further till she exploded.I used her juices to coat the plug and then I went where no man or toy has gone before and took her virgin ass,she screamed with pleasure as I eased the plug inside of her inch by inch till I could get a rythm going, her mouth opended like I have never seen and the moans that she made I had never heard her make before.
Theresa kept screaming"oh my god" every time I worked it inside her ass.She was in heaven and so was I.

I got undressed and rubbed my cock up and down her slit beating her beating her clit with my big cock head,the anal plug was still inside and Theresa was now gonna get something she never had before,a DP.

I inched my big cock slowly into her,I could feel the glass plug while I was inside her,Her pussy felt great and was more wet than usual,I grabbed her handcuffed hands and used them as leverage as I fucked this married slut.
I stayed deep inside her so that she could feel both the toy and me inside her.Her red lips stretching as she screamed for more. I was ready to explode and I cummed deep inside her married cunt,filling it full of my hot cum.I had avoided sex for days so that I could give her a full load of my hot seed.

I then pulled out and got infront of her face so that she could suck me dry wish she of course did,some of my cum when on the side of her mouth and the sight of smeared lipstick and my cum was a huge turn on to me.

I then released Theresa from the headboard and the anklecuffs but she was still blindfolded and handcuffed.
I forced her to get doggy and made her stick her ass in the air.The butt plug still deep in her ass and my cum had leaked down around the rim of he ass.

I then put a ballgag in her mouth and got out my best whip,
she gaged on it at first and I saw her spit leak out of the sides as I rubbed her ass with my whip,I ran it up her used pussy and got some of my own cum on the whip,I flicked her sore clit with it and she let out a hard moan but was muffled by the gag,I then beat her feet with the whip and made her toes curl with each slash.

I then rubbed her sweet ass with my hands and then replacing with the whip, I shoved the end of the whip inside her jerking it up and down her pussy,she looking back at me with pleasure.Because she had looked back I knew it was time for the leash and collared my slut wife and held the leash firmly in my hand.

I tugged on the leash and made her head snap back with attention,with my right hand I pulled her hair and whispered in her ear that her body belonged to me now.

I shoved my hard cock into her married cunt and fucked her doggy while at the same time holding her leash with my left hand,she let out several screams through the gag.I stood up so that I was deeper inside her and could hit all her favorite spots,If she buried her head in the pillow I would pull on the chain so she understood who was in command.I smacked her white ass while I fucked her and made it bright red,I could feel my balls tighten so I knew it was time, I removed her plug and saw a gaping hole and shoved my cock straight down in it, I was now the first human to take her ass and I wanted to mark my territory by cumming inside it,Theresa moaned for all she was worth,she had had several orgasm during the fucking so I tensed up and cummed deep in her ass watching as my cum leaked out when I pulled out.My slut wife layed spent on the bed.I removed the gag and she had spoken for the first time all day telling me how terrific it was,I kissed her softly and rubbed her body with my hands caressing her,I then took her into the tub and bathed each other, I got her on the edge of the tub and ate her pussy and made her cum hard on my cock,she then rid me like a cowgirl and I shot my third load of the night straight up inside her.

I kissed her goodnight and we promised that we would make this a routine at least once a month and so far we have including sometime getting hubby to watch his shy slut wife be taken by another man to the breaking point.

Episode 75, part 1: grim….

So Yami is rushing with Seto and Mokuba to the docks, hoping that Jounouchi et al are safe, but Malik’s actually orchestrated the whole thing, knowing that Yami (and/or Yugi) will come rushing…

Jou looks EXTREMELY tired. 

You know who probably is extremely tired? Rishid.

Shit, man! That’s some good going!

You know, I know Yami keeps getting targeted by mid- to high-level Ghouls and Kaiba gets very distracted and decides to follow a certain outrageously-haired hot-piece-of-ass around town, but literally every other finalist gets their final entry cards faster than Yami and Kaiba do. Rishid might’ve gotten his last one (of TWELVE) after Yami and Kaiba already qualified but that’s still a higher Puzzle-card-per-minute rate. Jou gets all his first, he might be the first qualified finalist. Bakura gets all his last, but in about twenty minutes. Ishizu picks hers up off-screen while holding a full-time job as a cultural ambassador and a part-time job as a plot-heavy medium. CAN YOU IMAGINE if Kaiba had spent too much time trailing after Yami and accidentally didn’t qualify for his own tournament finals?! 

Malik is appreciative but a little dismissive of Rishid’s amazing tournament-qualifying prowess. He says it’s “just like him” to have qualified twice-over before even approaching the deadline. And then says…

Ouch. “I’m only not mind-controlling you, my dearest brother, because I know you’ll obey me anyway so it’s not worth the effort.”

(Although I think he’s bluffing because he doesn’t seem to try mind-controlling Ishizu and she definitely doesn’t go along with Marik’s shit. But then, maybe he can’t because she has the Necklace?)

Anyway, speaking of dickishness; back on the helicopter, Seto has decided to abandon his skepticism in favour of … dickishness.

“I thought you didn’t believe in mind control, Seto, you absolute dick,” Yami tragically doesn’t say. Which is a shame because in the absence of someone shutting him down, Seto just keeps pushing…

Earning some massive side-eye there Seto.

“I’m just saying, if I could mind-control people, I’d make close friends fight each other for my amusement.”

Yami immediately jumps to the one thing he knows best; staking his life on the outcome of a card game, even before a villain makes it necessary.

Jeez, Yami, yes, we’re already awa–

EVEN KAIBA KNOWS. EVEN KAIBA KNOWS YAMI’LL THROW HIS LIFE AT ANY DUEL GOING. SETO “people are the worst” KAIBA. That’s either evidence for Seto paying a lot of attention to Yami or Yami being way too blatant with his mild case of deathwish and I’m going for C) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

So then Seto is like “so you just showed me the power of unity, and now you have to fight Jounouchi, who is your friend, so…”


Yami: *sigh*

Seto is so smug about landing this inarguable logical challenge that he just straight-up stops having eyes

And yes, Mokuba, you’re right, it’s…

JOUNOUCHI! Being mind-controlled by Marik who is just being so fucking original right now, playing like we haven’t had literally FOUR “duels with our very lives on the line” TODAY ALONE.

Seto actually gets really invested in seeing how Yami is going to deal with what Seto perceives to be a threat to Yami’s philosophy. 

I suppose he’s more invested than he would otherwise be because Yami just showed him that Yami’s “maybe try not to be a dick and work with people” system can work better than Seto’s “be as much of a dick as possible all the time” system. Seto’s much too careful to immediately switch life philosophies like that (also, you know, old habits die hard etc), so obviously this new idea needs to be tested and here’s Malik forcing Yami into a situation where “maybe try not to be a dick and work with people” is very hard to pull off.

So Jou demands that Yami duel him and Yami refuses…

… but actually immediately goes along with the whole duel thing anyway because, I have to presume, he literally doesn’t have a script for any life circumstance that doesn’t involve dueling.



And Yami, out of social awkwardness or kinkiness, just goes along with it, like he literally doesn’t even raise an objection.

Also surely they would be anklecuffs? Anyway.

Then Yami is shocked - SHOCKED - to discover that actually the chains are part of the death trap that was explicitly flagged several times.


An obviously there’s a very convoluted life-points-counter-hits-0 setup, in this case, a box at their feet linked to their opponent’s life points.


Oh and you know what we can have? A massively complicated electronic system that must involve hacking into KaibaCorp signals and building fairly complex digitally controlled boxes.

You know what we can’t have? A mechanism that will open at a designated time. The system for dropping the anchor is a FUCKING BOMB



Episode 78: PART 3: That’s Not How Anything Works

(Part 1, that’s not how things work, is here, and part 2, thaT’S NOT HOW TIME WORKS, is here)

Having established the rate at which the YGO universe is traveling relative to our own (read part 2), we resume Jounouchi’s thrilling but ultimately futile race against death


(Yes, this moment is played for laughs. Yes, it is a jarring tonal shift back and forth between “these kids may legitimately tragically drown” and “lol Jou fell in the sea!” #not-how-suspense-works)

Luckily, once the anchor is IN the sea, it slows to a nice dramatic ebb towards the seabed rather than a chaotic drag through churning brine that would prevent untrained teenagers from holding onto tiny slippery metal objects or performing feats of manual dexterity. #not-how-anchors-work #not-how-the-sea-works

Meanwhile, on land, after a brief abortive attempt by Honda to break Jounouchi’s fucking arm by trying to grab his fragile human wrist and hoist up an anchor with it, #not-how-human-bones-work, everyone just gives the fuck up.

“Welp, it’s been seconds, they’re probably both dead. Best not to dwell on the past.”

But that swell is YUGI! Who miraculously floats to the surface despite being in all his clothes (including studded boots) and apparently being unconscious

and floats there with his head above water #not-how-drowning-works

It is AT THIS MOMENT that Honda and Mokuba are like, shit wait, someone could dive down with Jou’s key, preferably someone strong enough to drag an unconscious teenage boy back to the surface and who can definitely safely open their eyes underwater 

…. wait no #not-how-post-op-recovery-works

(I did legit get emotional at this moment, though, she’s SO BRAVE and so DETERMINED look at her little FACE and in fairness no one else was doing anything to fucking help.) 

(I still think it makes more sense that Kaiba would drop the key in, but otoh it doesn’t make more sense that Jou would be able to unlock his own anklecuff at that point, so I’d have had Honda dive down to try to save him and Kaiba throw the key in after Honda.)

Jou (after some more HiLaRiOuS slapstick of him ~not being able to breathe underwater~ srsly the tonal shifts are out of control) sees someone swimming down to him and assUMES IT’S YUGI COMING BACK


I mean, rude, but <3!!

Again, I seriously question Shizuka’s ability to swim all the way down, without losing hold of the key, unlock the cuff, and drag a larger human back to the surface #not-how-swimming-works

And after all that, Jounouchi’s more excited to see Yugi!


Everyone’s delighted, and even Kaiba gets sentimental.

He upgrades Jounouchi to “deadbeat, average Duelist”. Which I’m pretty sure is supposed to be a compliment from Kaiba. #not-how-compliments-work

Jounouchi and Yugi have a weirdly awkward reunion

during which I’m pretty sure he blurts out “sorry” in English?! Did anyone else catch that?! WHY?! Or is there a Japanese word/phrase for “sorry” that sounds like the English word “sorry”? Someone please explain, because Jounouchi canonically does not speak English and has no reason to slip into it here. #not-how-language-works

Jounouchi blames himself for not being able to throw off Malik’s eeeeevil influence sooner. He feels terrible, but luckily he has good friends who’ll support him through his emotional recovery.

Or that. :/


Then he’s like,

“I got brainwashed into playing a dangerous card game, I am a faiLURE AS A SIBLING” #not-how-family-relationships-work

I mean, if you’d thrown a tantrum instead of going to the hospital when she was having surgery because you lost a card game, that would be a brotherly failure. Oh wait. Or if you’d then prioritised your card games over going to the hospital AGAIN when she was being discharged. Oh, wait. Or if you kinda ignored her in favour of your boyfriend after she saved you from drowning. Oh. Wait. 

But Shizuka gives him a big hug and tells him shit about courage and the inspiring thereof in each other.

Then, weirdly, Jounouchi thanks Yugi, but only in his head. 

Yugi tells Yami that everything turned out okay, but only in his head (unclear if Yami can hear or not). 

And Yami tells Yugi he learned something from him, but only in his head. #not-how-conversation-works

Oh look, it’s the moral of the story as a whole. It’s important to have your characters explicitly state your moral, and indeed, explicitly state moral lessons they’ve learned. #not-how-writing-works


#not-how-foreshadowing-works but I’m still cry


KAIBA KNOWS!! KAIBA KNOOOOOOOWS!! KAIBA BELIEVED YAMI!! Kaiba also accepts the answer that “both Yugis” showed him, and wants Yugi to tell Yami that he does. He’s not saying he would give the same answer, only that he accepts Yami and Yugi’s teamwork/cooperation answer as valid. Baby steps! 

And so!

… Wait what. #not-how-that-works

Yami: The FUCK you think I been doing only battling for God Cards when you bailed on me for ten fucking episodes, shortass?!

Episosde 75, part two: EVEN GRIMMER

(part 1 is here)

I’m not over the bomb thing but I’m letting it sit

Yami and Jounouchi are both chained to an anchor which will plunge into the ocean, drowning them both, unless one of them wins a CARD GAME against the other, in which case, the winner will get a key to the anklecuff chaining them to the anchor and only the loser will be dragged to a watery death

You know, Malik went in really hard for water as a metaphor in the definitively-on-land Strings duel but doesn’t muster any of that here, even though it would make WAY MORE SENSE here. But Malik isn’t here for “sense”. 

Malik Ishtar: the opposite of “this makes sense”

Okay so Seto was all “you know, Malik’s probably going to force you into a death match with your friend, Yami, how’re you gonna deal with that? hmm? Yami? are you listening? if I was Malik, I’d be all over a death match right about now. think you can deal with a death match, Yami, do you? do you? hey. do you?”

And now that it’s happening EXACTLY AS HE PREDICTED…

It is Seto who cannot deal with the death match. Look at him, he’s really spooked by the idea, when he actually sees it! He’s all talk; he wanted Yami to be challenged, but not like this.

And his Battle City Steering Committee Chairman isn’t going to stand for such blatant disrespect for the KaibaCorp Battle City tournament.

I am SO HERE for Seto taking moral cues from his surprisingly-well-adjusted baby brother YES

But before Seto can intervene– Wait. No. Before Seto DOES intervene because wow, Malik-as-Anzu must have had to walk from the back of the pier past Jou or Yami, PAST SETO, up onto the concrete pier next door and sit down in the murder-chair to get there.

Where’s “there”, you ask? Look behind you, Yami!

Yami is too cute I can’t

So yeah, if Seto hadn’t had to actually work through “is killing a man who can’t defend himself wrong, if it’s because of a card game?” he would have had time to at least force Malik to fall back on Plan B.

Meanwhile, in case you were wondering, the Real Malik Ishtar TM is hiding in a nearby boathouse

being very cool and not at all a creep

also holy shit the animators just didn’t bother to give him hands I am so doing this from now on drawing hands is the worst I don’t even care that it looks ridiculous when you notice at least I won’t have to draw hands

So evil!Jounouchi rightly points out that if Yami is dragged to the bottom of the harbour by an anchor, so will all his cards be.

Writer #1: Shit Yami has Osiris now, that’ll have a massive impact on his duels.

Writer #2: Eh, just have him literally toss it aside at the start of the duel.

Writer #1: Brilliant.

Writer #2: Also he takes his whole belt off to do that obviously.


Interestingly, he had two and only two cards in his belt that weren’t in his deck.

He hasn’t been using Red Eyes, just keeping it safe. And he hasn’t been using Osiris. I like the way the serious God Card users are serious about their God Cards. Yami doesn’t immediately add Osiris to his deck, presumably because he trusts his deck as he and Yugi built it, and he’s not about to start rearranging his strategies on the fly just because he’s won something flashy, even if it’s not so much “flashy” as “gleaming with the terrifying light of the gods themselves”.

And as for Red Eyes, I like that he doesn’t want to use Jounouchi’s card; all Jou asked was for him to hang on to it and he does just that until now. Now Yami (not Yugi, who is incidentally STILL missing and has been completely absent for 9 full episodes WHAT THE FUCK) makes the deliberate choice here to try to reach Jounouchi via this card and the promise they made each other. Yugi’s the one who follows through on that, but Yami’s the one who puts it in place. Which is a mirror to how they usually work, with often Yugi deciding things and Yami following through in the actual duel.

Anyway so the duel starts and Jounouchi immediately starts hacking enthusiastically at Yami’s life points while Yami just tries to block and defend until he can come up with a plan.

And by “hacking enthusiastically” I mean LITERAL FIREBALL that is so powerful it bypasses his Monsters to land on him directly

also so powerful, Yami’s ankle is chained to his jacket now

And Seto is OUTRAGED

This has literally never been mentioned before but okay! 

Malik is like, I CARE NOT FOR YOUR ~RULES~ but I’m really wondering how the fucking holograms work? How did Malik make all these illegal cards compliant with a Duel Disk system that Kaiba released - as far as I can tell - literally yesterday?!

If they’re even holograms?!

Do the holograms hurt?! I thought that only the Shadow Game games actually hurt, but Yami’s legit in pain from the Fireball?! THIS SHOW IS SO UNCLEAR ABOUT JUST FUCKING EVERYTHING?!

Right, so, Jounouchi is ~evil~.


Malik is gleefully incorrect.

He’s about to be DROWNED jfc Malik you spent long enough explaining it I thought you’d know your own fucking overcomplicated deathtrap ffs


She shouts, at the adult criminal holding her life in his hands and threatening to end it. You fucking GO, girl.

Yami is playing card games so hard his clothes are coming off and sadly no, not in the sexy Strip Duel Monsters way


Oh, and …. Shizuka and Honda are lost