anjspeaks

Mga bagay na sadyang nakakahinayang
.Mga gwapong, bading.
.Yung mga magagandang, maganda lang.
.Perfect score, pero “thank you, seatmate.”
.Ang sarap ng pagkain, kaya lang Instant lang pala.
.Magandang damit, na maganda rin ang presyo.
.Talent, na hindi nagagamit.
.Opurtunidad, na pinapalagpas.
.Blog, na puro reblog.

A heartbreaking love story of a “trash can” and a “garbage” who’s always being separated by unconsiderate people who don’t know how to take care of nature. 

If you know what this meant, then STOP LITTERING. 

AJ's eyes will remain.

According to the family of AJ. His cornea will be donated to Fatima, the kindhearted blind girl who inspired a lot of people. 

Thus, AJ will still remain

Being a fan is hard.

You get to do a lot of crazy things for someone you barely know or know you at all. It’s a self sacrifice. You are giving them time, effort and too much affection although you know that all these deeds might all go to waste. Of course, unless you join a fandom.

It’s a place or should i call it a group or a society or a family that will accompany you in those crazy doings. They are the ones that will understand you, will comfort you, and will tell you that it’s okay. It’s okay to be the craziest girl/boy in town. They are the ones who will make you feel that you belong. Fandoms will let you feel that even though the real stars that you are idolizing are so far from reach, the people behind the fandom are always there.. though not physically but in the sense of having you believe that all your fangirlings/fanboyings are all worth it.

So what’s your fandom like? Mine, the Sherlock fandom is the best!

How to tell if someone's lying.

If you’re asking him/her something. Look at his/her eyes. Check if it turns to the LEFT SIDE. If it is. Well, he/she must be LYING. 

Why? 

Cause, it means he/she’s using the right part of the brain, which is the “creative side.

You might be asking why it’s the right part that’s working when it’s the left side that moves. Hmm, our left side of the body is controlled by the right side of our brain, and vice versa. 

Kung magkaka-boyfriend ka.

Wag kang magpakabaliw para lang mabago mo siya. Don’t change him. You met him that way. Accept him, instead of changing him, improve him, make him a better man. You can’t change his past. Everyone, everything, every experiences involved in that moment of his life was part of him. And to be able for you to love him, you must accept all of that. 

Don’t live on his past. Make your own memories. 

Hindi porke't pare-parehas kami ng sagot ay nagkopyahan na kami, meron bang tamang sagot na magkakaiba? Ano yun kanya-kanyang originality?
Think Simple.

Alam niyo ba kung ano ang mga ss.?

1. Ito ay TOP VIEW: Magtataho.

2. TOP VIEW: 3 batang sabay sabay umiihi.

3. Ito naman ay Malayong View ng paparating ng Tren. 

4. Oh TOP VIEW ulit: Sorbetero.

5. Ito naman MALAPITANG VIEW sa bintana na may leeg ng Giraffe sa labas.

When your crush cracked a joke.

“Oh, that’s funny, hihihi!” *blush*

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But deep inside:

“Can that be considered as a joke?”

Self-defense.

GIRLS,

Kapag merong nangholdap sa inyo, tandaan ninyo na huwag mataranta. Kasi pag nataranta kayo, hindi niyo ito maiisip. Una mong gawin,

  • Isipin mo kung sapat ba ang dala mo para mapuruhan iyong holdaper. (Halimbawa, yung bag bang dala mo mabigat, kasi pag mabigat yan, masakit yan pag pinamalo, o mayroon ka bang dalang matigas na bagay) Pag meron, okay na yun. 
  • Sunod, ay isipin mo ang kahinaang parte ng lalaki. NOTE: TANDAAN NA LAHAT NG LALAKI, GENITALS ANG WEAKEST PART. 
  • Then, pwede rin ang kanyang batok, eto kahit sinong tao na. Kasi, ang batok natin ay maraming nerves, ibig sabihin kunektado ito sa ating utak na siyang kumokontrol sa ating vital organs.
  • Pag okay na lahat. ANG GAWIN MO, KUMUHA KA NG BWELO, THEN HAMPASIN MO NG “BONNGANG BONGGA”/MALAKAS NA MALAKAS ANG HOLDAPER, UNA SA GENITALS NIYA, SUNOD SA BATOK.
  • SIGURADO: 
  1. Mamimilipit siya sa sakit, (Dahil sa pagpalo mo sa genitals niya)
  2. siguradong mag-bablack out ang paningin niya at, (dahil sa pagpalo mo sa batok niya)
  3. hihinto ang paghinga niya. (same as #2)

So girls, wag niyong idahilan na babae tayo. Kahit na babae tayo, may magagawa tayo. 

Girls are like apple on a tree.

The best ones are on the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of getting hurt when they fall. Instead, they just reach for the rotten apples on the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apple at the top thinks there’s something wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

"I love You."
  • Boy:I Love you.
  • Girl:(Napangiti lang, hindi nagsalita)
  • Boy:I love you. I love you. I love you.
  • Girl:(ngumiti lang ulit)
  • Boy:I love you...
  • Girl:Okay.
  • Boy:Kahit na alam kong pasok sa isang tenga, labas sa isang tenga ang "I love you" ko sa iyo. Okay lang, basta ba wag mo lang iyong ilabas sa puso mo.