anime nut

  • Me watching Yuri on Ice episode 10:
  • Yuri: Victor, save me...
  • Victor jumps half nacked on top of him.
  • Me: Well, that is okay I suppose?
  • Yuri: *forgets the bag*
  • Victor and Yuri search for the bag throughout 30s of episode, only letting the viewer realize this bag had NUTS in it. NUTS?! please, anime, why?
  • *later*
  • Yuri: *buys something at the store*
  • Me: So he wants to get friendship bracelets or what?
  • # big mistake
  • *a few moments later*
  • Yuri: *puts ring on Victors finger*
  • Me: *silently watches* *cannot breath* *rewinds*
  • Yuri: *puts ring on Victors finger*
  • Me: *rewinds again*
  • Yuri: *puts...*
  • Me: THIS CANT BE TRUE CAN IT??????!?!?! *starts silently sqeualing*
  • Victor: *puts ring on Yuris finger*
  • Me: Im done.
  • Victor: *says DAT sentence*
  • Me: Im so done. *writes all of her friends, rivals, enemies, teachers, human fellows, aliens: "THEY ARE MARRIED" *opens the window* THEY ARE MARRIED *goes outside* THEY ARE MARRIED *calls her parents* THEY ARE MARRIED!!!!
  • *goes back to watching*
  • Phichit: Oh, are you married?
  • Me: Thank you, fellow fangirl. I love you.
  • Victor: This is an engagement ring.
  • Me: *reads the subs like 10 times* D-did u just said that, senpai? sensei? VICTOR-SAMA, BLESS YOU AND UR FLIRTYNESS!
  • *when the ending starts playing*
  • Me: Well, what. Ah, it's the video... Oh... oh... OH WHAT THEY DANCED?! THEY DANCED AND...
  • Yuri: Please be my teacher!
  • Me: Ahhhhh, so THAT explains everything. Did u see this adorable look in their eyes? Did you see the loving look? DID YOU SEE THAT !??!?!??!!
  • *episode ends*
  • Me: I want to thank god, my life, my fellow humans, jesus and everybody and everything, who made this beautiful piece of art and hope they will never die and be blessed with everything for ever (if this ship WILL be canon and it WILL BE).