anime homestuck

Imagine your OTP

Person 1: *walks up to person 2* Dude, give me your hand.

Person 2: What, why?

Person 1: Would you just give me your hand already?

Person 2: *sighs* Fine. *sticks out hand*

Person 1: *takes sharpie and draws ring on run finger.*

Person 2: You drew a ring. Why’d you draw a ring?

Person 1: We’re married, [insert person 2 name here]. Now and forever.

Person 2: *internally screaming in horror*

how fangirls react to their ships interacting
  • Two Characters: *stands next to each other*
  • Me: u w0t
  • Two Characters: *talks to each other*
  • Me: aRe tHeY dIscuSsInG mArrIaGe ArrAnGemEnTS
  • Two Characters: *they high five*
  • Me: THEY TOUCHED HANDS FOR 0.56 SECONDS LONGER THAN THE NORMAL HIGH FIVE, THAT'S IT THEY'RE FUCKING EACH OTHER.
Yoai Fangirls Be Like
  • Me: *reading yoai fanfic*
  • Person: What in hell are you reading?
  • Me: *doesn't look up* yaoi.
  • Person: isn't that like, gay stuff?
  • Me: *still not looking up* Yuup.
  • Person: Why are you obsessed with that kind of shit?
  • Me: *looks up* Well why don't you tell me why you're obsessed with the crappy singer Justin Beiber? You don't hate on my shit and I don't hate on yours. *goes back to reading*
  • Person: .... It's still weird.
  • Me: *looks up* You asked for it. *hits with frying pan* :3
  • Person: *unconscious*
  • Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
  • Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
  • Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight.
  • Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
  • Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
  • Glee: Gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
  • Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
  • Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
  • Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay.
  • Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO.
  • Hetalia: Draw a circle that's how gay we are.
  • Homestuck: Idek anymore there's like 13 different types of relationships

*Vriska voice* your precious inuyasha won’t save you now

@odddaysgeorge requested vriska and terezi bullying anime club nerds and honestly any high school AU where they are not the school bullies is wrong

John does not step in to help. (he’s not even in the club at this point, he made his own shirt by writing ‘anime club’ on a tshirt with sharpie to antagonize dirk)