do people really think that out of all the people working on the kiwi video, not one of them thought to make sure the cake was safe for the dogs? lmfao y’all are wild with how far you’ll reach to demonize harry
Tbh, y'all are weak when it comes to animal lover fahc ryan. Like, it’s cute that he saves a stray puppy at the end of a heist, but there could be so much more.
Like, he kills a man for abusing his dog, taking the dog to a local shelter & helps rehabilitate the dog.
He could blow up a car for running over a bird, than takes the bird to a nearby vet & pays the medical cost.
He breaks into a place that is rumored for being a puppy mill, and than he has to call up the lads to help him take all the dogs to the shelter.
The Vagabond could hear about a factory farm a county outside Los Santos, and each night, he goes out and saves an animal for months. He takes them to different vets & shelters each night before driving many more hours to go to an animal sanctuary and letting them take the animal and give them a good home.
Ryan Haywood could be wanted by the FBI for Eco-Terrorism, simply because he goes into factory farms and saves an animal each and every night, because he believes the innocent shouldn’t be exploited for money.
Like, come on, animal lover doesn’t just mean “oh no, a stray kitten that I just randomly ran into”, animal lover should mean “Yeah, technically I’m the most dangerous man because the FBI hates me for saving animals from a life of suffering.”
Aries: Explosive, always in motion. Magic rooted in their physical forms, powerful sweeping gestures blood pumping movements, and raw pulsing fury. Will more than likely just try and beat you up. Barely restrained and always looking to fight as it is, duel them at your own peril. Incredibly gifted when dealing with elementals.
Taurus: Potent hex-weavers and blessing-givers. Enchantments and curses, long-lasting and incredibly difficult to remove. Often very petty, was it chance your alarm didn’t go off and your pen exploded today? Who knows. Always bring one if you’re raiding a tomb. Responsible for every single noteworthy hereditary curse, hex, and jinx in magical history.
Gemini: A chaotic mess, but an effective one. Notebooks full of ‘add a bit of powdered monkwood’ and haphazardly drawn sigils. Some of their most effective work is completely accidental and unrepeatable, often followed by an ‘I meant to do that.’ Very very prone to their own creations violently blowing up in their faces, they’ve gotten very good at dealing with explosions.
Cancer: Often underestimates their own successes, a jack-of-all-trades of spellcasting. Unsure exactly which phase of the moon to perform that exorcism? Ask a Cancer. Almost organic libraries full of every topic imaginable. Very creative, and frankly amazing problem solvers. For your own sake never EVER corner them.
Leo: Very flashy, and pretty. If you’re looking for masters of illusion and spectacle, look no further. Simply the BEST when it comes to the decor of their havens. Second only to Scorpios in their mastery of deception. Underestimate their deadliness at your peril though, their silver tongues are often forked. ALWAYS bring a blessed mirror when dealing with one.
Virgo: Very, and I mean VERY thorough. Usually has a spectacularly well tended garden of every kind of herb, weed, flower, and elemental flora imaginable. Very potent even if not immediately apparent. Incredibly practised and incredibly precise. Defensively impregnable. And for the love of all the gods and devils in all of the worlds do NOT fight them on their ground.
Libra: Diplomatic to a fault and brilliantly talented truthseers, wordsmiths, and hieromancers. Can and will talk their way out of almost any fight. Experts of defensive magic. A dazzling array of binding spells, seals, and law-sorcery. Give up after the first 3 layers of bureaumancy.
Scorpio: Unrivaled secret keepers and masters of malevolent subtlety. Layers upon webs upon stratagems of contracts, debts, and influences. Masters of puppetry and poison. Never ask a favour from them, just don’t. An incredible ally or fatal enemy. Best faced head on, and vulnerable to unexpectedness. Few things surprise them though.
Sagittarius: At the forefront of experimentation and research. Mind mages, intellectuals, and philosomancers. Absolute experts in finding loopholes and capable of extreme acts of brutality in the name of progress. Knowledgeable about their chosen fields, and often apprehensive about sharing their considerable expertise.
Capricorn: Very good combat mages and healers, very straightforward and efficient sorcery, not one for unnecessary flair or flamboyance. simplicity does not equate a lack of power, however. VERY aware of their own relative strength and chooses battles accordingly. Incredible calculating precision.
Aquarius: Some of the best necromancers, there are none better in manipulation of the flesh. Prone to hordes of minions, but dont worry, they grew the flesh, no animals were harmed in the construction of this shambling horror/sacrifice. Voted #1 most likely to lose soul in demonic contract in high school. Often misunderstood. Often benevolent.
Pisces: The vaguest, and most terrifying mages. No one quite understands what they do or how they work. Masters of the most esoteric subjects, Time, Death, the Soul. Demonic, angelic, and fae ambassadors.
Often very distant, rarely concern themselves with the concerns of this world. They never quite make eye contact with you. Prone to disappearing for long periods of time. Do not anger them.
I was in a Hogwarts-like setting and we had to perform the Patronus spell in a room that was really small. When it was my turn, a giraffe popped out and ended breaking its neck cause the ceiling was too low. Every time I would cast it afterwards, it still had a broken neck which was really bad when dementors showed up and I ended up getting caught by one. When it pulled down its hood to give me the kiss, it had a giraffe face.