// Okay so Mya was wearing these homemade fluffy ball hair band things
// and she got dress coded by the vice principal because she was wearing ‘Sexy Animal Ears’ and now that’s a meme. The dress code for girls is SUPER strict, so we joke, “Oh my god! Is that a little skin whatsoever?! DRESSCODED!!” But any way daddy was wearing Sexy Animal Ears today.
True to its name, they are native to Malaysia, Southern Thailand and Singapore. Aeluroscalabotes is the only genus in its family, and this gecko is the only species in that genus. The term cat gecko comes from the habit of curling its tail at rest and wrapping it around itself as it sleeps.
Unlike most geckos, it does not have the adhesive feet pads. Instead, it climbs trees using small claws and its prehensile tail. It is thought to be one of the more primitive species of gecko. Its small build likens it to some fossilized gecko ancestors.
Their coloration can vary from yellow to red, and their eyes can be black, silver and sometimes a dark green. They are nocturnal and not picky eaters. In certain regions, they are protected from poaching for pet trade, but in other areas, populations are unknown.
Gonatodes is a genus of dwarf geckos that include many different species. Almost every species has a dramatic and unique color variation (in the males mostly). They mostly live in the forests of South America although some have adapted to live in cities and have been taken as pets.
They eat almost any bug that they can swallow. Some species of Gonatodes are becoming critically endangered due to deforestation.
Most of the species have pointed noses and are rather narrow in body size. However Gonatodes Daudini, shown here is the only one with large scales, bright orange irises and the 3 eye shaped patterns displayed by the males.
Despite its name, the aardwolf is a member of the hyena family. It is smaller than its Hyaenidae cousins and it does not hunt large prey. Instead, it has a modified, long sticky tongue that it uses to eat insects and termites. Occasionally, it will scavenge for carrion. Because of its diet, sometimes their teeth wear or fall out.
They are nocturnal and live in burrows. They are social and pairs will both work to raise cubs. However during foraging, they will typically separate and feed alone.
Since they cannot run very quickly, they rely on their foul smelling spray, and their mohawk like manes that can be raised to seem more threatening.
This ctenophore is the only species in the genus Lampoctena due to various differences between it and other comb jellies. Comb jellies are not actual jellyfish, as they propel themselves via the iridescent cilia instead of stinging tentacles. They can grow up to 6 inches long.
In the depths of the ocean, the bright red color of the jellies appears black, allowing for good camouflage. Their color also helps cover the bioluminescent prey that it feeds on.
They are found in the depths of the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, but due to their coloration, are quite hard to find in the wild.
being an alive human person never ceases to be the weirdest thing, the world is abundant, you’ll probably never figure out who you are because the self is a myth and it’s ok, kiss an animal today, i love you
Discovered just 7 years ago, this stick insect is native to northern Peru in an area of land that is only about 12 acres.
They have a velvety black body, red mouth parts and bright yellow eyes. Their tiny vestigial wings have distinct white vein-like markings on the coverings. When opened, the wings are a stunning crimson red, likely to be used to confusing a predator.
It can also squirt liquid when irritated or started. It isn’t volatile or poisonous, but it is very irritating in the eyes or nose.