(Okay so, for context, We went on a quest and everyone got a magical item. I happened to get a ring of 3 wishes. 2 of them have been used up. I’m a chaotic evil rogue.)
Bard: Can’t we steal the ring from him
Druid: Yeah! Lets roll.
DM: Roll and add dexterity.
*they both roll a 4.*
(I began to think. What’s the stupidest thing I can wish for.)
Me: Okay I have a wish.
DM, sighing; What is it?
Me: *shows him a latex rooster mask*
DM: youre. sure about this.
DM: SUDDENLY A BRIGHT FLASH OF MAGIC OCCURS, AND THE RING BREAKS. AND IN ITS PLACE. IS A LATEX ROOSTER MASK.
Me, cackling as the party begins to groan and yell at me:
DM: you now have increased intimidation and can charm any animal that fly. are you proud of yourself?