animal snacks

Me: Hey there, Ducky.

Ducky: Hello.

Me: Can I help you?

Ducky: Quite possibly. What am I smelling?

Me: S’mores Goldfish.


Me:  …

Ducky: That is an unfamiliar combination of sounds. But they look like my treats.

Me: I guess they do, kinda’. I hadn’t noticed.

Ducky: Too busy eating them all yourself to notice such details.

Me: Pardon?

Ducky: Duckies get treats.

Me: These are for Daddy. Not Duckies.



Ducky: I don’t care for that familiar, selfish combination of sounds at all.

Me: They have chocolate bits. Dogs can’t have chocolate. 

Ducky: You’ve mentioned that before.

Me: Gotta keep you safe.

Ducky: So “Sore Goal Dish” are good for daddies?

Me: Not so much.

Ducky: Bad for both of us but you can have them while I can’t?

Me: Correct.



Ducky: Does it hurt? The cognitive dissonance? 

Me: “Goldfish” is a strange concept to you but “cognitive dissonance” you get? 

Ducky: Don’t lash out at me because you have been confronted with information that contradicts your stated beliefs, ideals, and values.

Me: Fair enough. I guess you get it.

Ducky: Intellectual consistency aids psychological stability, Daddy. Intellectual consistency.

Me:  …



Ducky: Ducky needs treats. 

Me: Consistently.

Ducky: Bingo.

Me: Let’s go get you some of yours.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Healthy Little

*at store*

Me: *shoving tons of “childish” snacks in cart*

Me: “Let’s see. I got..scooby snacks..animal crackers..juice boxes…peanut butter and jelly up is Goldfish crackers.”

Me: “Oooh! The princess ones! I should get th-” *looks to whole wheat version*

Me: “They say whole wheat is better for you. In need that stuff. I, a big girl, shall make the healthy option.”

Me: *Grabs whole wheat goldfish and runs* “IM SORRY PRINCESS ONES! NEXT TIME!!!”

Just got home after 9 hours of traveling on two different buses and a ferry🚌⛴
I know I haven’t been posting all day but I was just so tired and needed to sleep😴
I listened to my body and gave it the time it needed to recover from all the lack of sleep💁🏻
Hope you enjoy this lovely plate full of watermelon😍🍉