animal mixes

*wallking around chaldea with some horrid fuzzy oscar the grouch slippers on, side eyeing everyone who looks at me judgmentally, especially the confused saints; i go up on stage, pull out a podium, adjust and test the mic and then stand spread legged so my slippers are visible on both sides of the podium and press my lips real close to the mic* sesame street has taught me more about human decency than interacting with humans despite its mixed animal-monster-creature-to-human ratio and i declare we all study it in order to further our diplomatic capabilities. that is all. *i leave the stage quietly without turning off the mic, five minutes later nero attempts to deliver a speech only to break the sound system by yelling too loud into the mic and destroying the speakers*

LOOK.

IT’S RHOMBOPHRYNE VAVENTY.

THE FIRST SPECIES I EVER DESCRIBED.

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS.